Funny comments Google Playstore - Galaxy S III General

I got notification that Samsung Push Service had an update available. The description is kind of vague, so I decided to read the comments to see what the users' experience with it was. No one really knows, or cares, but the reviews are awesome. :laugh:
Go have a look!
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.sec.spp.push&feature=search_result#?t=W251bGwsMSwxLDEsImNvbS5zZWMuc3BwLnB1c2giXQ..

Really funny
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i smell a " FUNNY " thread lock coming your way !!:laugh:

haha! :laugh::laugh:
this comment made me laugh!
"I dont know how to use it. It says it is installed on my ph but I cant find it nowhere !! And the comments on it confuse me.. im thinking it is some kind of weight loss app !! Urgg !! Im so confused. NO STARS"

rockler said:
haha! :laugh::laugh:
this comment made me laugh!
"I dont know how to use it. It says it is installed on my ph but I cant find it nowhere !! And the comments on it confuse me.. im thinking it is some kind of weight loss app !! Urgg !! Im so confused. NO STARS"
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Weight Loss App HAHA

DramatikBeats said:
Weight Loss App HAHA
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that person was so confused because the other comments were like "Wow, I lost lost 25 lbs" :laugh:

rockler said:
that person was so confused because the other comments were like "Wow, I lost lost 25 lbs" :laugh:
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Guess they didn't see the other comments talking about the app "Mowing the lawn" and talk about flux capacitors lol

Had a good laugh reading these comments, thanks OP
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please post in the General thread

Glebun said:
please post in the General thread
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If only people would listen... :silly:

I never visit this part of the forum, sorry if it's in the wrong place. Mods, please move or delete. Just wanted to share the fun!

It's in the same part as you are right now

Lol. Especially the comment wherein he used to be constipated. Hahahaha thanks op. You made my day.
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Cant stop laughing my ribs hurt.
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Thanks man, this made my day!! Lol
Sent from a Galaxy far away!!

Yep downright made my day
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While funny, ya, it should go in the General Thread.

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Posting ? 's in the wrong sections

As i look thru each section i noticed there are more questions in the wrong sections than there are in the proper section for them....wtf os so hard about posting a question in the question/answer thread section of this forum???
I for 1 will not help anyone doing this and i wish no one else would either.....maybe these dumbies might actually figure it out
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Good luck.
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carlcj5 said:
As i look thru each section i noticed there are more questions in the wrong sections than there are in the proper section for them....wtf os so hard about posting a question in the question/answer thread section of this forum???
I for 1 will not help anyone doing this and i wish no one else would either.....maybe these dumbies might actually figure it out
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Are you saying your a know-it-all?
because it sure sounds like it.
MAYBE, they don't know.
You can decide not to help them, but if i know the solution, i will.
Put yourself in their place.
Yeah I agree that it can get annoying, but this thread isnt going to help. These quirks have been around since the dawn of the internet, and they arent going anywhere soon. The best thing you can do is be polite, tell them in a polite way where their question would get more answers, and help them if you can. They are much more likely to listen if you're friendly and helpful.
Ok ok so i had a moment....
Yea rider i am a know it all,you didnt know that?
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Isn't this thread in the wrong section?
poontab said:
Isn't this thread in the wrong section?
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How is it in the wrong section.....does it look like a question,rom dev,theme,or a market place topic...no its a statement but ur coment is a question so..... ~
This was just a short lived rant that gave me a stress relief (venting) over something other than the topic itself and i wish i could retract but i cant so ya'll can say as you please its all good
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And what's worse than posting in the wrong section???
Starting a pointless thread to make yourself feel better.
Feel better???
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Sure why not, ok now whats worse than a pointless thread? Posting a pointless post to a pointless thread keeping it alive....lol
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This should be in off topic with the other garbage.
Hmm maybe if i was sitting infront of my computer and seen an off topic section maybe i would have put it there but as it stands im on my phone and that wasnt an option.
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That's hilarious!
carlcj5 said:
How is it in the wrong section.....does it look like a question,rom dev,theme,or a market place topic...no its a statement but ur coment is a question so..... ~
This was just a short lived rant that gave me a stress relief (venting) over something other than the topic itself and i wish i could retract but i cant so ya'll can say as you please its all good
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I think that was a joke ya must have missed it
CANDY BARRRRRSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
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Yea probly did....was having a rough night at work lol
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carlcj5 said:
As i look thru each section i noticed there are more questions in the wrong sections than there are in the proper section for them....wtf os so hard about posting a question in the question/answer thread section of this forum???
I for 1 will not help anyone doing this and i wish no one else would either.....maybe these dumbies might actually figure it out
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Good for you. What a tough guy, i wish someday i can reach your level and be this badass on the internet. It takes a lot of balls.
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These idiot mods don't help either
Sdobron said:
These idiot mods don't help either
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Maybe you and the OP should start your own forum for totally excellent and perfect people like yourselves. You can call it Exclusive Wanna Be Developers.
This thread is worse than any noob posting in the wrong place. They do it out of ignorance. You do it out of spite. This is a community of sharing and trading. I myself find great satisfaction in helping others. Noobs posting in the wrong place is proof enough that they need someone's help.
agentJBM said:
Maybe you and the OP should start your own forum for totally excellent and perfect people like yourselves. You can call it Exclusive Wanna Be Developers.
This thread is worse than any noob posting in the wrong place. They do it out of ignorance. You do it out of spite. This is a community of sharing and trading. I myself find great satisfaction in helping others. Noobs posting in the wrong place is proof enough that they need someone's help.
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Very well said.
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agentJBM said:
Maybe you and the OP should start your own forum for totally excellent and perfect people like yourselves. You can call it Exclusive Wanna Be Developers.
This thread is worse than any noob posting in the wrong place. They do it out of ignorance. You do it out of spite. This is a community of sharing and trading. I myself find great satisfaction in helping others. Noobs posting in the wrong place is proof enough that they need someone's help.
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+1
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General Chat! All XDA'ers Welcomed!

Ok guys/gals here it goes, Hopefully, this can become a sticky
Im gonna explain why I have decided to create this thread, and then I'm gonna explain what this thread will be all about.
First, why did I create this thread? I have noticed lately alot of members who like to get a little chatty in certain threads...whether its in the general section, dev section or themes & apps. Sometimes we can get a little carried away with our talking and it usually ends up with another member(s) telling these 2,3 sometimes 4 people to stay on topic and stop flooding the thread..Rightfully so. Sometimes, it also goes as far as a mod having to come into the thread, spend time cleaning it up, and then hand out bans, warnings, etc etc...rightfully so.
So, whats this thread all about? It's simple...THERE ARE NO TOPICS! we as XDA members sometimes like to talk..period! Within this thread we can talk about whatever we want...your fav rom, your fav theme, your fav theme with fav rom, other phones, cars, tv's, dslr camera, your job, where you live, post pictures of random cool things..etc etc.
The great thing about this is there will be NO going off topic, no warnings about going off topic, no being sent on vacation etc etc. This DOES NOT mean you now have the right to disrespect other members. This simply means you are now free to talk about whatever it is you want. Just as if we were all sitting around a camp fire with a beer in each hand...good ol' conversation!
The only thing I can ask of this is remember every member will and has there own opinion about anything that may get mentioned in this thread...PLEASE respect that! Don't be rude to other members, don't start fighting. This thread is our chance to finally go "off topic" without any harm.
This thread can be fun...I noticed alot of people who like to talk...so lets do this.
ps. Just because I created this thread does not mean in any way that I am gonna run it or be in control...oh helll no lol. This thread is for all of us to run and have fun. I suspect we are all mature enough to keep this thread fun, clean, stupid (you know how you get stupid sometimes, but it's funny lol) funny, and also help other people out with anything that gets talked about.
So, what do you guys say? Lets do this or what?
Now, im off for the night/early morning...my little girl will not go to sleep no matter what I do. It's been playtime for her for the last 17 hours or so...she is like that dang energizer bunny....I seriously don't get it...she needs sleep! lol
i didnt even read though ur 1st line. all i need is 2.3.3
this thread will be closed.
Nice! Free thread!
Im from Brazil, I know that have more brazilians here too, who are them?
Im starting to get impacient waiting for SE oficial update.
pmmaster said:
i didnt even read though ur 1st line. all i need is 2.3.3
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Very funny ... and good idea creating this thread mr.patchy there will be less spam on other threads ! ;p
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shahkam said:
Very funny ... and good idea creating this thread mr.patchy there will be less spam on other threads ! ;p
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please...STAY ON TOPIC
sorry but couldn´t resist
Edit: ...and this thread should call OFFTOPIC TOPIC
So which do you think will come first? 2.3.3 for X10 or Diablo 3 beta . I really think it's a close race
a place to really chat sounds nice
Well we already have an off-topic sub-forum but I like the idea to have one like this here in our X10 sub-forum, Not sure if mods will let it but good idea
riginal said:
Well we already have an off-topic sub-forum but I like the idea to have one like this here in our X10 sub-forum, Not sure if mods will let it but good idea
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The mods will be cool...trust me
rendeiro2005 said:
please...STAY ON TOPIC
sorry but couldn´t resist
Edit: ...and this thread should call OFFTOPIC TOPIC
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Hmmm.....how about "The Off-Topic Thread"
Did you hear?!? Gingerbread is out tomorrow! hahaha, I couldn't resist! anywho, we should start a fund to buy a Cyanogenmod dev an X10, so we can get an official CM7...wait for it... GO COMMENTS!
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denenatse said:
Did you hear?!? Gingerbread is out tomorrow! hahaha, I couldn't resist! anywho, we should start a fund to buy a Cyanogenmod dev an X10, so we can get an official CM7...wait for it... GO COMMENTS!
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I thought we needed an open bootloader for that tho?
I am all for this. I vote for this as a sticky.
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Voelker45 said:
I am all for this. I vote for this as a sticky.
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I agree! This is a great idea....good job Patchy!
Oh.....wait....
Lol
the countdown has commenced
Nice idea Patchy, but won't PiLoT say there's an offtopic forum?
Hey mr patchy patch nice idea for this thread and i hope it works.
As this is a open topic thread id just like to point / mildly advertise my facebook xperia groups. Chat and fun group and tech group. Numbers of members are growing slowly but surely, around 90 of us over there and new members are always welcome. Find the link from my signature below
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Mr Patchy Patch said:
I thought we needed an open bootloader for that tho?
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Yes I thought this too. Would be nice for proper cm support and perhaps nighties ;-)
We need max to come back and say he's actually done it lol
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one thread is not enough... most of the people will be left ignored...
pngface said:
Nice idea Patchy, but won't PiLoT say there's an offtopic forum?
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Do you think I'd even attempt this if I didn't have mods permission? Lol
PiLoT is cool with this.

Bye bye x8

Moving to samsung galaxy s3 my mom gift me.i love u<3mom
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Cool.
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you are lucky man
There's a thread for saying your goodbye..Why did you make a new thread..??
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1. Pointless thread
2. There's already a "say bye bye" thread
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No its " say goodbye to x8"
Lucky guy!
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nice.. lucky
He is just saying he loves his mom..
x8 thread is the most strict thread in xda. Thats why I'm just read here but didn't post.
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x8 thread is the most strict thread in xda. Thats why I'm just read here but didn't post.
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its not that its strict its that the most of the users are children who dont have anything else to do but attack people from behind their screens! instaid of ignore sth they are continuesly making aggresive posts...... the ones that doing it, if you ever meet them one the street, they would never talk you like that...how could they?!
and thats why the most users come here just to make their questions and get away without making any usefull post, not because they cant but because they dont feel like.....
i am not talking spesific for this thread, just general talking!
sorry if i hurt someone feelings....
and to the op, goodbye, everyone will leave their x8 someday, you really have a nice phone
1. I don't belive you!
2. I don't know you
3. Never saw you in X8 forums type anything.
4. Bye bro!
5. I will miss you. In paralel universe.
Spevky said:
1. I don't belive you!
2. I don't know you
3. Never saw you in X8 forums type anything.
4. Bye bro!
5. I will miss you. In paralel universe.
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Well, he had X8 and he is/was noob.
And I don't think that somebody will miss him. :laugh:
stamatis16 said:
its not that its strict its that the most of the users are children who dont have anything else to do but attack people from behind their screens! instaid of ignore sth they are continuesly making aggresive posts...... the ones that doing it, if you ever meet them one the street, they would never talk you like that...how could they?!
and thats why the most users come here just to make their questions and get away without making any usefull post, not because they cant but because they dont feel like.....
i am not talking spesific for this thread, just general talking!
sorry if i hurt someone feelings....
and to the op, goodbye, everyone will leave their x8 someday, you really have a nice phone
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Proof:
Spevky said:
1. I don't belive you!
2. I don't know you
3. Never saw you in X8 forums type anything.
4. Bye bro!
5. I will miss you. In paralel universe.
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fifo171 said:
Well, he had X8 and he is/was noob.
And I don't think that somebody will miss him. :laugh:
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Lololol.
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Hahah.. post above me is a real good evidence!
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is a big leap from x8 to SIII good luck :thumbup:
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nice
Good luck bro...I may buy a new phone,but i dont give to anybody my x8 as a souvenir of my first android phone & as a foundation of my knowledge in android world...
Why start a new thread??:silly:
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1616595
Thread closed.

Very happy noob!

Hello guys.
I have been on this forum for three days now, I can safely say this is an amazing forum! Three days ago I didnt have the foggiest on how to root a phone. Knew absolutely nothing at all. Its amazing the amount of knowledge I have gathered I three days! I now have a quality and smoove running and looking phone, after bricking it three times! Top notch work the people of xda keep it up!!!
Peace out.
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Do come visit us in the General thread: http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1889453
But don't let the talk of eels, @Gustopher's incredible handsomeness, @slaphead20's alluring dome and of course my swaying indecisiveness scare you away.
Swaying? Ha!
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Nice to hear you're learning lots.
Just some friendly advice, please some time soon read the rules so you understand how and where to post and when to create threads, correct posting saves the moderators a lot of hard work and prevents you getting flamed.
Really you should have posted this in the general forum/general thread which is always welcoming apart from some grumpy old gits like me ....joking aside, if everyone plays their part the forum is much easier to use and find information on.
All the best....the moderators will probably lock this thread,, so read the rules and help them out :thumbup:
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Theshawty said:
Do come visit us in the General thread: http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1889453
But don't let the talk of eels, @Gustopher's incredible handsomeness, @slaphead20's alluring dome and of course my swaying indecisiveness scare you away.
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I would just like to point out that Theshawty is referring to my bald head.....it sounded wrong....veeeeeery wrong!
slaphead20 said:
I would just like to point out that Theshawty is referring to my bald head.....it sounded wrong....veeeeeery wrong!
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I wonder what would happen if you polished it
Kinda like a Seer's Crystal ball?
Theshawty said:
I wonder what would happen if you polished it
Kinda like a Seer's Crystal ball?
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It is quite shiny enough as it is!
Gets polished PLENTY. Edit, we're not still talking about your head are we? I'm confused. I just get images of Slappy furiously, well..... 'slapping' away.
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Mr Woolf said:
Gets polished PLENTY.
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I hope you're referring to those Woolf clubs!
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I hope you're referring to those Woolf clubs!
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I edited.
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Turned into another general thread
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I am a noob too
paddy090587 said:
Hello guys.
I have been on this forum for three days now, I can safely say this is an amazing forum! Three days ago I didnt have the foggiest on how to root a phone. Knew absolutely nothing at all. Its amazing the amount of knowledge I have gathered I three days! I now have a quality and smoove running and looking phone, after bricking it three times! Top notch work the people of xda keep it up!!!
Peace out.
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I am probably a 100 times worse a noob than you are. The only thing I have done on my S3 is to get root access via Odin. Is there anyway you could point me to some threads from where I can start?
sreekanth.ach said:
I am probably a 100 times worse a noob than you are. The only thing I have done on my S3 is to get root access via Odin. Is there anyway you could point me to some threads from where I can start?
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Well, IMHO, this would be a great place to start
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=2344125
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Thanks!
Thank you!

CyanogenMod 10.1

CyanogenMod 10.2
IM MISSED NAME OF THREAD, SORRY!
Here is review!~
Sorry for bad quallity, but im hard working on this video! :silly:
Thanks for watching!
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I DONT POSTED THIS THREAD TO MAKE MONEY!
This is not only breaking the rules but also just bad taste trying to beg people for money. If I could report this thread for breaking the rules in would but can't figure out how to on mobile tapatalk
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You do know you can edit the title, right?
On top of that, you have a thick face.
Catching my breath, letting it go, turning my cheek for the sake of the show
Ummm...what is the purpose of this thread?
Sorry again to all.Im missed point at all! im not doing anything bad.
Sorry again !people now think that i want to earn some money by doing this.but its not true!And how to close thread?
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KiaTheKing said:
Sorry again to all.Im missed point at all! im not doing anything bad.
Sorry again !people now think that i want to earn some money by doing this.but its not true!And how to close thread?
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ask moderator to do that.... simple.
thank you to the dev!

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