Post Your S Voice Conversations here! - Galaxy S III General (US Carriers)

I thought it would be interesting to see what responses S Voice is giving to other people so use this thread to post some funny or interesting conversations!
Here's one that i had
Me: Do you love me?
SV: Please rephrase your statement
Me: Do you like me?
SV: Yes, I do
Me: Why don't you love me?
SV: That would be impossible to do
Me: Do you have a heart?
SV: No, but i have some well functioning circuits
That's just one of the many funny conversations i had with SV but i noticed that she gives different responses at different times. Feel free to share yours!!
BUGS
If anyone is having trouble with SV not responding to you simply kill SV and clear data, it worked for me
If your home button seems to take forever to load or exit apps when pressed go into SV and untick "Launch S Voice" this will disable SV from launching when you double tap the home button

S-Voice sucks. I think Siri may be a bit more functional. S-Voice doesn't understand much lol

It's heartwarming to see that S Voice is not a friendzoning scumbag like Siri.

me: go away
sv: pardon me
me: drop dead
sv thats not very nice
me: you suck
sv: let me help you look up something or get something done so you'll feel better
me : who is better you or siri
sv: i like to thing i have my own unique capabilities
me : whos the fairest of them all
sv: snow white is the fairest of them all
me: can i be your boyfriend
sv: im not really equipped to answer that
me: shut up
sv: be nice. my feelings are easily hurt

Miss SV can't spell consistently...
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Somebody ask "how much wood woud a woodchuck chuck...."

incubus26jc said:
Somebody ask "how much wood woud a woodchuck chuck...."
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"A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood."

incubus26jc said:
Somebody ask "how much wood woud a woodchuck chuck...."
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Lol..... Just goofin off here
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glensta said:
Lol..... Just goofin off here
Sent from my Obsession
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i lold :good:

LOL these are funny! keep them coming, more tongue twisters!

Me: get naked
SVoice: Maybe you'd like to ask another question
Me: Take it all off
SVoice: Im quite comfortable dressed as I am

Uh Oh...

It appears to have a dark sense of humor:
Me: Tell me a joke
SV: Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

KrisPeezy said:
LOL these are funny! keep them coming, more tongue twisters!
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Here's a classic, could someone ask this,
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

ScottyBeGood said:
Here's a classic, could someone ask this,
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
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she keeps stopping me, wont let me finish this one. she's been hanging out with my girlfriend, i assume...

S voice is a very bad voices application. I don't see why they even made it. I can't wait until Google jb voice search comes out. I now that's quality
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I have the U.S. version through T-Mobile.
S-vice in the US sucks. It won't even answer the woodchuck question. I asked it to find the nearest 7-11 and it brought up restaurants. Looking for pizza is even worse. Voice and word recognition is terrible. And the internal voice goes in and out. Sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn't.
It did navigate to a place turn by turn, so there is hope. They really need an update to this to make it more usable.
I'm trying to work with it just more of a novelty, but it would be a nice addition.

ScottyBeGood said:
Here's a classic, could someone ask this,
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
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Iris is way better...

Related

Germans are cool dudes

:wink:
Try to stay cool.
IMHO you should verbalize more gently if you want to discuss (not only german!) company's marketing strategy. :wink:
Best regards,
tomestos
careface.
Seriously whats you point?
JAmes
I don't understand his problem? is he angry about a simlock or something???
Have you bought a phone in germany?
quit all this rascist bullsh*t please.....just cus you got ripped off by one guy, dont mean you can go round saying sh*t like that
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moghisi101 said:
quit all this rascist bullsh*t please.....just cus you got ripped off by one guy, dont mean you can go round saying sh*t like that
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point of order, he's being 'Nationalist', not 'Racialist'.
If he'd gone on about Aryans, then he'd be being 'racialist'.
Hope that helps.
dude....don't get so technical. Whether he's being racist or nationalist, it does not change the fact that it is bullsh8t and should be removed from the forums.
Cool rice
Riceburner said:
moghisi101 said:
quit all this rascist bullsh*t please.....just cus you got ripped off by one guy, dont mean you can go round saying sh*t like that
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point of order, he's being 'Nationalist', not 'Racialist'.
If he'd gone on about Aryans, then he'd be being 'racialist'.
Hope that helps.
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riseburner my man you are hot
thats the way you should balance good and evil :wink:
good luk to you top man
Germans maybe cool........but v4victory SUCKS DONKEY BALLS
lol
S
PS: I just didnt know why i felt like taking a *rip* on him

[Q] Why doesn't my Xoom have.......

Wheels I mean my car does and so does my bike and even my daughters baby walker why can't I drive on it?
Seriously I love my new Xoom its like a really good thing that is really good and not bad just really good kinda thing!
anyway thats my review!
Cheers
Did you really have to create a new topic for that post?
ktd said:
Did you really have to create a new topic for that post?
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Yes, yes he did
nebenezer said:
Yes, yes he did
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Yep, had to do I I've always wondered why my xoom doesn't have testicals as large as mine.
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WTF was his post supposed to mean? I'm now actually a bit dumber for reading it.
dubie76 said:
WTF was his post supposed to mean? I'm now actually a bit dumber for reading it.
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I'll translate the op for you:
I'm amazed with my new xoom and am delighted I dropped the cash to get one. It does so much I'm surprised it doesn't have wheels (the sarcasm wasn't exactly subtle)
I'm so delighted with this device I can not contain myself so I posted this new thread to express my elation before I have a stroke.
lilikin- does that about sum it up?
lilikin said:
Wheels I mean my car does and so does my bike and even my daughters baby walker why can't I drive on it?
Seriously I love my new Xoom its like a really good thing that is really good and not bad just really good kinda thing!
anyway thats my review!
Cheers
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In the states it turns into a car/spaceship on the commercials.
Imagine how disapointed I was when I found out it was just false advertising.
Thank you!
seems like sarcasm is wasted on some people just wanted to give it (Xoom) a +1 to counter balance all the Apple fanboys/employees who are posting on this forum!
also throwing some mock for the people saying why hasn't the Xoom got X,Y or Z
nebenezer said:
I'll translate the op for you:
I'm amazed with my new xoom and am delighted I dropped the cash to get one. It does so much I'm surprised it doesn't have wheels (the sarcasm wasn't exactly subtle)
I'm so delighted with this device I can not contain myself so I posted this new thread to express my elation before I have a stroke.
lilikin- does that about sum it up?
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lemarg said:
In the states it turns into a car/spaceship on the commercials.
Imagine how disapointed I was when I found out it was just false advertising.
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This could be grounds for a lawsuit. Lets sue Motorola for a misleading product.
//sarcasm//
Sistum Id said:
This could be grounds for a lawsuit. Lets sue Motorola for a misleading product.
//sarcasm//
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LMAO!!!
wtf mine has wheels? Sounds like you got a faulty unit, try again.

Are you male or female?

I just want to get a feel of what kind of crowd that the a500 is attracting. From the tones of the various users, I keep getting the feeling that we're a bunch of guys here.
Anyway, are you a man or woman? No offense intended for those who are either both or neither.
goodintentions said:
I just want to get a feel of what kind of crowd that the a500 is attracting. From the tones of the various users, I keep getting the feeling that we're a bunch of guys here.
Anyway, are you a man or woman? No offense intended for those who are either both or neither.
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Well, you could add those options to the poll...
goodintentions said:
Anyway, are you a man or woman? No offense intended for those who are either both or neither.
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I agree with the above poster: you should then add those two options, too. I for example have multiple friends who belong in both of these "extra" categories, it'd be nice to be allowed to select something other than the default two..
That said I'm a happy female A500 owner And so far I've seen atleast two others here, that erica_renee -- Hiya there if you're reading this! -- and someone else who's nickname I don't remember.
How the hell do I edit the poll?
Man here, from the Netherlands
Sent from my A500 using Tapatalk
WereCatf said:
I agree with the above poster: you should then add those two options, too. I for example have multiple friends who belong in both of these "extra" categories, it'd be nice to be allowed to select something other than the default two..
That said I'm a happy female A500 owner And so far I've seen atleast two others here, that erica_renee -- Hiya there if you're reading this! -- and someone else who's nickname I don't remember.
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so far the genetic give us 2 choice.
- MALE
- FEMALE
XX
XY
there is no other gender...
all are just some glitch in mother nature, but still you get a gender when you are created... and whatever you want be, are, or will be you are STUCK to this gender.
before all missunderstanding just see where I am from... and with a slight amount of knowledge you will not even start a weirdo judgement
Woman here, and quite definite too if I may say so, but tolerant to guys, girls, and whatsoever . Guys need more tolerance though, their life is not easy, what with their defect chromosome and all.....
French living in Spain.
Edited to say: just saw Sanaell Post, so needed to edit my post.
sanaell said:
so far the genetic give us 2 choice.
- MALE
- FEMALE
XX
XY
there is no other gender...
all are just some glitch in mother nature, but still you get a gender when you are created... and whatever you want be, are, or will be you are STUCK to this gender.
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I don't equate chromosomic gender with perceived gender, that's the difference.
Let's just stick to chromosomic gender or the OP will have to add waaaay more options to the poll.
As for me... I'm a man, my wife that also uses Iconia is a woman and sometimes I wish I had a camel but I don't know if the last one counts.
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I don't equate chromosomic gender with perceived gender, that's the difference.
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Very well said!!
Female here..
I am a meat popsicle.
E. All of the above
Girl, err, female here.
WereCatf said:
I agree with the above poster: you should then add those two options, too. I for example have multiple friends who belong in both of these "extra" categories, it'd be nice to be allowed to select something other than the default two..
That said I'm a happy female A500 owner And so far I've seen atleast two others here, that erica_renee -- Hiya there if you're reading this! -- and someone else who's nickname I don't remember.
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Yes female here as well.Hi Werecatf
I know this is a bad subject and should not be said here in these forums.But anytime I can toss some outreach to end bigotry and promote understanding I take my chance so hear it goes
First of all there does not need a other. Or the correct word is Transgendered/Transsexual
I am a Proud well educated individual who live my life as anyone else.Yes I am TS Woman.gender varients exist in all society. And the use of Freak is so very wrong and truely bigoted. Someone post above owes society in gerneral a huge apology
Watch what you say at all times the person you are talking about might be standing behind you.no im not angry or upset.you meet me face to face you will be like all the other men checking out my ass and boobs.and I will be saying like all the other chics. Buy me a drink then go away.giggles
thanks all
I am actually a bowl of cheese sauce.
Torisen said:
I am actually a bowl of cheese sauce.
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Ewwww processed non dairy artery clogging fat cell mas producing chemistry engineered ahhhh stuff.
I want some please share
Giggles
erica_renee said:
Buy me a drink then go away.giggles
thanks all
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Wow, how weird. while my gf was away in grad school I started seeing a trans woman. I knew her when she was a guy, too. Anyway, just as I was starting to have more feelings than just the typical guy attitde of "lets have some fun baby" she took my heart out and cut it in 2.
Moral of the story. Theres more truth to the following than said.
That said, ladies youre outnumbered here.
goodintentions said:
That said, ladies youre outnumbered here.
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Nevertheless I'm still quite positively surprised by how many gals we got here overall. Now the next step is to find out who's hot and who's not and start hitting on them... ;3
goodintentions said:
Wow, how weird. while my gf was away in grad school I started seeing a trans woman. I knew her when she was a guy, too. Anyway, just as I was starting to have more feelings than just the typical guy attitde of "lets have some fun baby" she took my heart out and cut it in 2.
Moral of the story. Theres more truth to the following than said.
That said, ladies youre outnumbered here. [/QUOTE
The guy in this video should stop chasing after women leaving Tinks the local lesbian bar down the street.
Omg that so cute. But obviously a scorn mans prospective. People are all people and should be treated equally.I do believe for the most part people do .and IT DOES GET BETTER.day by day when open minded people come together and push differences out of mind.
OK back to my wonderful Tablet topics.sorry for putting my personal stuff in your thread.and on xda where I know it does not belong.and thanks for not tearing mybheart out over it
kisses all time for me to do something productive
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Guy here. I bought it to replace the bulky Netbook I had. Yes, for what I use it for, usually lounging on the couch or reading, a Netbook is too big.
However, it seems my wife has taken an immediate attachment to it, so it usually ends up in her hands within a half hour of my getting home from work.

Say something about the PERSON above YOU.

This thread is for fun, we will see how deep we knew each other here in X8 Family.
Let's forget our device for a while, lets us know each other better for a best harmonious relationship with each other.
Rules:
1. You can thank, appreciate a person. Speak freely but not offensively.
2. You can be frank to a person but don't degrade him.
3. If you are confronting a person, please choose your words, so that he/she will not be offended rather than he/she will realize about what people says about him/her.
THOU SHALL NOT HAVE FIGHTING, FLAMING AND DEGRADING EACH OTHER HERE.
Title should be "Say something about person above you"
what i'm say is respect to what he/she have posted...
I never thought this is offtopic section O-o
orangzeb said:
I never thought this is offtopic section O-o
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Well this is general section where you can talk about anything you want
We now have Q,A section and you can ask questions there
lets start LOL
hmmmm @ dare devil i think you are the kind of person who just gets enraged and have difficulty controlling it, because majority of your replies specially to noobs is usually sharp,see no offence of course i'm just being frank and this is just the way i see it.....
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hmmmm @ dare devil i think you are the kind of person who just gets enraged and have difficulty controlling it, because majority of your replies specially to noobs is usually sharp,see no offence of course i'm just being frank and this is just the way i see it.....
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You're right... I just can't stand some one who can't read stickies at least...
They can find all they need in stickies
Juso to make it clear, as far as I know in this game you (me) say something about the person who posted just right before me.
Direct, hard, helpful, good knowledge, but no-so-much patience
Hmm nrgmaster i dont know him much, i never encountered with him before, but im sure his a rules abiding member.
deedii. you are a slankers. "generasi biru". a blue generation.
peace and love.
Kuya kuya kuya "the cutest turtle ever". nwei the man who can be counted on, the first to integrate cam fix in racth Hackdroid. One of the most rookie dev's in x8.
ooppss i dont speak indonesians. lovelots..
i love u all!!!its nice to be apart of this community.. xD
deedii said:
Kuya kuya kuya "the cutest turtle ever". nwei the man who can be counted on, the first to integrate cam fix in racth Hackdroid. One of the most rookie dev's in x8.
ooppss i dont speak indonesians. lovelots..
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I mean, you are a rock star like "Slank" (a rock band) that share a peace and love in his song, just like all your messages.
and they call their generation, a blue generation.
in another hand, I'm complicated, very, like progressive rock.
hard to understand.
rookie dev? Im always be a noob in this monster tech.
peace homie
Don't know the person above me but I guess ur a metalhead so u must be a really open minded person with an extremely good taste in music
Anyways gotta sleep now its 4 am here.
Nighty night people
Sent from my X8 using XDA App
I also dont know the person above me. If his post was about kuyagaol then i have to agree, dream theater rocks .. pitty Portnoy left the band, they will never be the same.
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Nikkopt well i see you a long time ago here, he is a now you see me now you dont person.hehe
Sent with love!
I know you that you are relatively new here. And Deedi might have a correlation with your real life name
Your right im so new here!
I dont know him much author of some off x8 threads.
Sent with love!

The Noob Chronicles

I might have called this a Top Ten List if there weren't an almost unlimited number of ways to advertise one's noobosity. For the purposes of this thread, I'm defining the word "noob" as someone who is:
1. Either unwilling or too lazy to read simple directions prior to borking their phone because they skipped a vital step and virtually screaming "Halp Nao! OMG! Your stupid ROM bricked my phone!" Notice the difference from saying "I can haz halp plz - I took these (list specific steps) and now my phone won't boot"
2. Either unwilling or too lazy to do a simple search prior to posting a question that has already been answered multiple times in the thread they post it in. Granted, the search function in XDA is less than stellar (hint, hint) but you can usually tell whether the one posting the question at least made an effort to find a solution that's already been given to their problem
3. Making solutions even harder to find because of cluttering development threads with unhelpful or even useless posts like "Looks great! Flashing now!" or "Everything's working great! Thanks (insert dev here)!" Granted, devs like to be appreciated for their hard work just like anyone else, but that's what the Thanks button and the General section are for.
So, I would like to encourage everyone to post their opinions about the top ways to show everyone you're a noob, but to do so without being vulgar, abusive, overly personal, or a "dev snob," whatever that means
Has anyone seen John Connor?
how i put this on mi fone? this make fone fast lik 4g?????? o wait it not a rom....
I'll get us started (edit: mentose457 ninja'd me! Arrrrrrrgh!)
"I always wipe data three times before I flash a new ROM!" as if somehow the first wipe didn't really wipe all the data but left enough behind to bork the next ROM you use
Has anyone seen John Connor?
big bad azz 14yr old with a skull logo brands all as either a noob or a troll. only two words in his little vocabulary. You guys ever wonder why this site suffers such a hostile rep?
I can only wish I was 14, but I certainly hope everyone does not fit the rather specific definition I put in the OP (I see my lulz thread is having the desired effect, though )
By the way, the logo is of a Terminator, the machine Skynet creates to hunt down John Connor (I guess the Terminator movies were before your time )
Has anyone seen John Connor?
For example..
buckwheat.phd said:
big bad azz 14yr old with a skull logo brands all as either a noob or a troll. only two words in his little vocabulary. You guys ever wonder why this site suffers such a hostile rep?
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Petty name calling or thinking your post will be the "one" to fix anything with XDA rep....
this is already starting out awesome, am i right buckwheat.phd? oh boy XDA never stops giving
buckwheat.phd said:
big bad azz 14yr old with a skull logo brands all as either a noob or a troll. only two words in his little vocabulary. You guys ever wonder why this site suffers such a hostile rep?
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hehe go back to your cough cough razr forum..... You can really pick out the type of people that would by that piece of S#!t.
good day.
buckwheat.phd said:
big bad azz 14yr old with a skull logo brands all as either a noob or a troll. only two words in his little vocabulary. You guys ever wonder why this site suffers such a hostile rep?
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Or not knowing your out of your league before you post an attempted insult....
Does moms work on this room? I can't send pics
schu9120 said:
Does moms work on this room? I can't send pics
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Nah. you won't find her here. Try 5th & Main St.
good day.
schu9120 said:
Does moms work on this room? I can't send pics
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What the **** does this mean...learn to troll, I know its mms but still i had to
HELP! I just flashed Enyo's Cup of Tea Honeycomb ROM and I can't make any calls and send any text messages!
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READY.
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buckwheat.phd said:
You guys ever wonder why this site suffers such a hostile rep?
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Nope... but I would like to thank you for being our next piece of troll bait!
chopper the dog said:
Nah. you won't find her here. Try 5th & Main St.
good day.
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Not there either I dropped her off over on 69th a little while ago...
droidstyle said:
Nope... but I would like to thank you for being our next piece of troll bait!
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Be sure to hit the thanks button for him....
Who is this jt1134 guy?
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READY.
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Hypnosis4U2NV said:
Who is this jt1134 guy?
Sent from my Commodore 64..
READY.
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Justin Timberlake...
OK, so I went into Odin and flashed the ROM under the "phone" option and I'm stuck at a blank screen and the phone is smoking.. Now what?
Sent from my Commodore 64..
READY.
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adude247 said:
Not there either I dropped her off over on 69th a little while ago...
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Damn it guys! Why didn't you remind her that she needs to pick enyo and me up from school at 3? Or 4. Or some other eta. We were supposed to go to the store and buy some honeycomb and ice cream sammys but all we have now is knockoff gingerbread cookies from October.

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