The Noob Chronicles - Fascinate General

I might have called this a Top Ten List if there weren't an almost unlimited number of ways to advertise one's noobosity. For the purposes of this thread, I'm defining the word "noob" as someone who is:
1. Either unwilling or too lazy to read simple directions prior to borking their phone because they skipped a vital step and virtually screaming "Halp Nao! OMG! Your stupid ROM bricked my phone!" Notice the difference from saying "I can haz halp plz - I took these (list specific steps) and now my phone won't boot"
2. Either unwilling or too lazy to do a simple search prior to posting a question that has already been answered multiple times in the thread they post it in. Granted, the search function in XDA is less than stellar (hint, hint) but you can usually tell whether the one posting the question at least made an effort to find a solution that's already been given to their problem
3. Making solutions even harder to find because of cluttering development threads with unhelpful or even useless posts like "Looks great! Flashing now!" or "Everything's working great! Thanks (insert dev here)!" Granted, devs like to be appreciated for their hard work just like anyone else, but that's what the Thanks button and the General section are for.
So, I would like to encourage everyone to post their opinions about the top ways to show everyone you're a noob, but to do so without being vulgar, abusive, overly personal, or a "dev snob," whatever that means
Has anyone seen John Connor?

how i put this on mi fone? this make fone fast lik 4g?????? o wait it not a rom....

I'll get us started (edit: mentose457 ninja'd me! Arrrrrrrgh!)
"I always wipe data three times before I flash a new ROM!" as if somehow the first wipe didn't really wipe all the data but left enough behind to bork the next ROM you use
Has anyone seen John Connor?

big bad azz 14yr old with a skull logo brands all as either a noob or a troll. only two words in his little vocabulary. You guys ever wonder why this site suffers such a hostile rep?

I can only wish I was 14, but I certainly hope everyone does not fit the rather specific definition I put in the OP (I see my lulz thread is having the desired effect, though )
By the way, the logo is of a Terminator, the machine Skynet creates to hunt down John Connor (I guess the Terminator movies were before your time )
Has anyone seen John Connor?

For example..
buckwheat.phd said:
big bad azz 14yr old with a skull logo brands all as either a noob or a troll. only two words in his little vocabulary. You guys ever wonder why this site suffers such a hostile rep?
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Petty name calling or thinking your post will be the "one" to fix anything with XDA rep....

this is already starting out awesome, am i right buckwheat.phd? oh boy XDA never stops giving

buckwheat.phd said:
big bad azz 14yr old with a skull logo brands all as either a noob or a troll. only two words in his little vocabulary. You guys ever wonder why this site suffers such a hostile rep?
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hehe go back to your cough cough razr forum..... You can really pick out the type of people that would by that piece of S#!t.
good day.

buckwheat.phd said:
big bad azz 14yr old with a skull logo brands all as either a noob or a troll. only two words in his little vocabulary. You guys ever wonder why this site suffers such a hostile rep?
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Or not knowing your out of your league before you post an attempted insult....

Does moms work on this room? I can't send pics

schu9120 said:
Does moms work on this room? I can't send pics
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Nah. you won't find her here. Try 5th & Main St.
good day.

schu9120 said:
Does moms work on this room? I can't send pics
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What the **** does this mean...learn to troll, I know its mms but still i had to

HELP! I just flashed Enyo's Cup of Tea Honeycomb ROM and I can't make any calls and send any text messages!
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buckwheat.phd said:
You guys ever wonder why this site suffers such a hostile rep?
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Nope... but I would like to thank you for being our next piece of troll bait!

chopper the dog said:
Nah. you won't find her here. Try 5th & Main St.
good day.
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Not there either I dropped her off over on 69th a little while ago...

droidstyle said:
Nope... but I would like to thank you for being our next piece of troll bait!
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Be sure to hit the thanks button for him....

Who is this jt1134 guy?
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READY.
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Hypnosis4U2NV said:
Who is this jt1134 guy?
Sent from my Commodore 64..
READY.
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Justin Timberlake...

OK, so I went into Odin and flashed the ROM under the "phone" option and I'm stuck at a blank screen and the phone is smoking.. Now what?
Sent from my Commodore 64..
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adude247 said:
Not there either I dropped her off over on 69th a little while ago...
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Damn it guys! Why didn't you remind her that she needs to pick enyo and me up from school at 3? Or 4. Or some other eta. We were supposed to go to the store and buy some honeycomb and ice cream sammys but all we have now is knockoff gingerbread cookies from October.

Related

Must See!!! Amazing!!!!

My friends sisters cousins boyfriends dog sitter just got back from the swampy region in Antartica, and you'll never guess what he brought back! A 15 inch widescreen iPhone which runs windows mobile! Other than that, it quad boots from those two monsters, to run the psp platform, linux, windowsVista, and atari! PLUS THATS NOT ALL!!! Its powered by a hampster in a wheel which come with a custom water bottle (for more SPEED)!!! And just when I thought it couldnt get any better, THERE WAS MORE!!!! When you hit the red button located on the atari screen, your able to use it as a can opener, screw driver, and hair drier! Plus we just downloaded a freeware program which unlocked the MICROWAVE & TOASTER OVEN FUNCTION! This thing is also equipped wth 22 inch Giovani spinners and two kenwood 12inch subs. Its also a good babysitter for those long nights out! Im no tech, but Ill post pics in 3564 years! Keep asking thou, I may do it tomorrow when I get off work from the multi million dollar company I own called Microsoft! By the way Can some one please tell me how to get coverflow to work with s2p while still having the artists listed as seperat folders?
I fig Id get a few hundred replies this way! Fu** you t.kilgore86, phillips_tech, and TechRev! I hope you all got to iPhone he** and steve jobs rapes you apple style! Sorry for the bluntness fellows!
What the heck is the point of this thread? You've posted pretty much the same thing in other threads and yet decide that it was important and funny enough to make a new thread, I disagree. You are spamming the forum just as much as the people you listed.
Stop spamming our forums and don't post on here again.
Apparently the full might of the Mod needs to be exercised.
No kiddn'
What the &*$# is with this lately?
Why not ALL?
Why not ban them all? That would solve it!
RaBBitHolE said:
Why not ban them all? That would solve it!
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not to be an a-hole or anything but you have 2 posts, lets leave the banning up to the mods
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not to be an a-hole or anything but you have 2 posts, lets leave the banning up to the mods
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And I have more posts than you... tada!
I am amazed !!!
Sorry, but I have to laugh! I thought it was witty
See the point
Im not disagreeing with the mods. This guy should have been banned. But I dont disagree with vogue_trip either. I mean look at it. This guy made up a post that everyone knew was fake. Apparently used three screen names to do it, and its still not closed. Its pulled alot of time away from peoples threads that were serious. XDA is by far the best sight around. Anyone with a PPC comes here for every answer there is. The guy who started all of this is a joke and in my opinion doesnt deserve the benefits from this amazing sight. I noticed he was doing similar things @ ppcgeeks as well. So I dont disagree with this guys frustration but h went about it all wrong. So Im sticking with my opinion, 2 posts or a milliion. They all need ban. They dont deserve the excellent services on this site.
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And I have more posts than you... tada!
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I don't remember claiming I had the most posts on this forum, I just said to leave the banning up to the mods
master athlon said:
Stop spamming our forums and don't post on here again.
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You guys have no sense of humor. That was one of the funniest posts I've seen on here in forever and you want to ban him?
Give me a break. We need more of that to break the air of seriousness over here. vogue_trip's ban will only serve to promote the lack of humor over here.
reported To the Mods
You guys have no sense of humor. That was one of the funniest posts I've seen on here in forever and you want to ban him?
Give me a break. We need more of that to break the air of seriousness over here. vogue_trip's ban will only serve to promote the lack of humor over here.
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If u wanna have fun go to General , About and trash area of the Forum..better yet logout
neilson said:
You guys have no sense of humor. That was one of the funniest posts I've seen on here in forever and you want to ban him?
Give me a break. We need more of that to break the air of seriousness over here. vogue_trip's ban will only serve to promote the lack of humor over here.
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I have a sense of humor, that just wasn't funny at all.
spencepu3 said:
I have a sense of humor, that just wasn't funny at all.
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i too agree with that..if HTC releases its Drivers..now that would be Funny

Senior Status?

I always wondered how you got senior status. I am older than dirt so I knew it wasn't age. I have been a member since March 2006 so it is not how long you have been a member. I am smart, good looking, and modest but no one could know that.
Then I hit 100 posts and I became a senior member but I did not get any bonus gift or anything like that. Old age is not for sissy's and life is tough.
Edit: Now it shows "OP". Maybe that means "Old Person".
texasez said:
I always wondered how you got senior status. I am older than dirt so I knew it wasn't age. I have been a member since March 2006 so it is not how long you have been a member. I am smart, good looking, and modest but no one could know that.
Then I hit 100 posts and I became a senior member but I did not get any bonus gift or anything like that. Old age is not for sissy's and life is tough.
Edit: Now it shows "OP". Maybe that means "Old Person".
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you got an OP as a gift!! congratulations OP
You can officially flame the noobs who post threads asking how to root.
lol i do think your inbox limit increases after becoming a senior. but i only know on person who's happy about that (/me snickers at myn )
I assumed op stood for orginal poster.
xcodesterox said:
I assumed op stood for orginal poster.
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I am pretty sure it stands for "outdated playa". I could be wrong.
lol
all you get when you reach Senior is that people will now how L33t you are and how you spend more time on your computer than your GF/Wife or Both... thats why i only use it when im in the ****ter
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all you get when you reach Senior is that people will now how L33t you are and how you spend more time on your computer than your GF/Wife or Both... thats why i only use it when im in the ****ter
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hAHHhahaha m BS
phatmanxxl said:
You can officially flame the noobs who post threads asking how to root.
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Nice.... so exactly what happens if one of the how the root wikis is not updated and they screw up there phone due to a Sprint update?
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thlinx said:
Nice.... so exactly what happens if one of the how the root wikis is not updated and they screw up there phone due to a Sprint update?
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When you reach senior status you also get a sarcasm decoder ring.
Hang in there little buddy.
uniquenameevo said:
When you reach senior status you also get a sarcasm decoder ring.
Hang in there little buddy.
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I think my ring got lost in the post... Anyone got a spare?
Sent from my GT-I9000 using XDA App
davidboyd said:
I am pretty sure it stands for "outdated playa". I could be wrong.
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The only playa I knew anything about are the playa lakes around lubbock but then I did the google thing and found that a playa could also be "Playa, colloquial spelling of "player".
Outdated player would fit fit me.
Getting a reply from the famous Toast was cool.
Edit: Also found out what l33t stood for. Now I can be a l33t outdated playa.
texasez said:
Edit: Also found out what l33t stood for. Now I can be a l33t outdated playa.
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lol good now you can pwn all the n00bs

How to do leaked blah blah froyo?

Yeah um how do I do it? I have used odin before and w.e. ..I should make some kind of backup..how would i go about doing that? I used titanium but I was informed I should use nandroid.. help?
From My Samsung Epic Using TapaTalk.
English please .
Kitteh298 said:
Yah um how do i? I have used odin before and w.e. i should make some kind of backup..how would i go about doing that?
From My Samsung Epic Using TapaTalk.
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can I has cheezburgr?
ghostrid3r said:
can I has cheezburgr?
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No :3
From My Samsung Epic Using TapaTalk.
Pickles do not literally fly over the cat's brown moon when the dog barks like a duck's fart.
That being said, eggs sit still when Pluto is there.
(Development section - Wiki - All answers await you)
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can I has cheezburgr?
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^^^ lmfaoooooo
Utilizing the two things below should help you:
Epic 4G Wiki (link stickied in most Epic sub forums)
Search feature on the forum
From the title, to the body of the OP's post... absolute laziness. /sigh
othan1 said:
Pickles do not literally fly over the cat's brown moon when the dog barks like a duck's fart.
That being said, eggs sit still when Pluto is there.
(Development section - Wiki - All answers await you)
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the best part about your post is the disclaimer at the bottom
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the best part about your post is the disclaimer at the bottom
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I laughed at the original post, but I didn't look at the disclaimer till this post, then I laughed again.
Thank you both for brightening my day!
Boot into clockwork mod recovery, pres volume down to select backup and just....back it up boo! Lol nah and then rpower down and boot into download mode and plug it into your computer with odin open already and then put the dk28.tar in the pda section and press start and it'll do it itself.
Now can I have my hand back I think we made it across the street
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I've done this exact thing, all you have to do is come into my room and ask me to help you. Even worse is that you made another thread asking for help on yet another thing I can help you do. Stop wasting their time!
(http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=948226)
Oh and the reason why I even noticed the thread I linked is because I was trying to find a way to get froyo to work on your phone without reboots, then I looked to see if you made any other pointless threads, sure enough you made this one. Make up your mind about what you want to do with your phone, ask me if I know how to do it, and stop wasting everyone's time.

Public apology

i apologize to any and everyone whose work i have used without getting your permission first i truely truely am sorry. i will be taking everything down that i have posted on xda that has other's work without them giving me permission to use it. and even once i ask them and they deny permission i will be taking the uploads down after that as well. again i'm sorry
as for everyone's comments about my HUGE MISTAKE I'M SORRY ABOUT....
LiquidSolstice said:
I never gave anyone permission to do this. You didn't ask me, you told me after the fact. I was planning on letting guitardoc take over, but this is just unacceptable.
Please take this down.
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i did post a comment on your thread asking you to pm me but you never did and i got impatient and hyped up about things and i just rushed things and posted finished stable builds of your rom without your permission thinking things would be okay if i emphisized 3x on the thread i didn't do anything but finish your rom all credit goes to you for all other work. but again i went about things the wrong way i wasn't trying to take full credit for your rom i thought i made that clear in the first post but i guess saying it 3x still isn't the right way to go about things, glad to see we're working things out (btw everyone check out the title of his thread now ) for the better now bro! so i'd like to say this publicly, SORRY FOR USING YOUR ROM WITHOUT YOUR PERMISSION LIQUID! (i wanted to say that on the forum so everyone saw lol ) do you accept my appology liquid? (impaler please ____ , you know what we talked about, after liquid post his reply)
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Uh-oh!
Sent from my Pedal to the Metal Hero
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I know i made a big uh oh!
LiquidSolstice said:
Let's get something straight here, because it seems you're all offended right now. You can stop fishing for pity or sympathy, because I have none for you.
"help" would have been PMing me what you tried to do, I could test it, and if it works, the links would get posted on the ORIGINAL thread with full credit to you. Hell, I would have put a goddamn donate button right next to links to you. That's how proper crediting goes. I credit with permission every single person who has tested or fixed something for me with the ROM, and that would not have been any different.
Instead, without telling me, you copied my thread, put up a modified version of my ROM, and told me only AFTER the fact that you did so.
You have some INSANE issues with understanding permission and crediting, and as I understand it, this isn't your first time. It doesn't matter if you put my name in 72 BOLD pt in this thread, you never asked me and you posted a whole damn new thread for it. That's just not ok.
If you really want to be "omg super-hero dev", you need to start earning your fellow dev's respect, and right now, that's not working out for you.
If you're still interested in being credited for this, PM me with the download links, I'll check them out, and if they are ok, I'll put it in my original 2.1.1 thread with full credit to you. That's how it works.
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i really want to earn my fellow dev's respect but i keep screwing up i'm sorry again bro. and i'm reading the forum rules about crediting as we speak right now.
laie1472 said:
LMAO I gotta post on this. Sup kifno man?? How can you post take down jasonmaloney and i's rom??? When in the op man you don't give him credit for anything. You state you have finished up ls's rom not jasonmaloney and you. And come on kifno you didn't even ask the man could you work on his rom??? Wow impressive.
Yea its me Again With the
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no i asked to take down jasonmaloney's build and my build (two seperate things) b/c we both posted our build's on liquid's thread without his permission.....which was a big no no....but i made things worse by making a seperate thread....again sorry liquid. so there was no need to credit jasonmaloney, laie i know i messed up big time smh stupid move on my part
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Not that it matters much, but his ROMs and jasonmaloney's are separate. jasonmaloney just put his in Liquid's original 2.1.1 thread here.
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exactly what i was saying about taking down our build's....
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At least jasonmaloney did not try to make a brand new thread about it. He would have asked me ahead of time, as a proper dev should.
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again i asked ahead of time on the thread but no reply but i did screw things up worse by making this thread again sorry....
il Duce said:
this is EXACTLY what I was talking about in the NFX rom that you put up as your own, you are officially a KANGAHOLIC, and people have been and should be banned for it. Every thread you posts seems to be less about development and more about popularity, you even say **** like "my rom" which you could only REALLY say if you built it from google source, which you obviously can't do. I sincerely hope liquid reported you to the Scotsman, and appropriate action is taken. you = sick. me = sickened.
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i said in my rom's thread that it was based of nfx rom and i gave him credit, i said what i did. i didn't do what i did with liquid's rom, two completely different things... il Duce ik i screwed up with this rom and again i won't be making any mess ups like this again (me = thinking before my actions from now on xda) sorry
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it's not even as though I would have minded him PMing me first or even do what Jasonmaloney did (posting it as a reply in the original thread )
My rom (I say that very loosely) is based on nfx, but only with full permission from nfinite and on popular request. Even further I credited (with permission ) anyone who helped in testing or debugging, and that is the proper thing to do.
I'm just disappointed. that's the worst of it.
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again my apologies are given to you, do you accept? i know i screwed up big time bro....smh big mistake here
33hfl said:
LS should be out of this and not to be so ofended or asking for any recognition about what someone did when he walked away from his own ROM.He sould thank this guy for finish what he started and never finished after a lot of promess and excuses
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no bro i screwed up...i can't even agree to anything you just said b/c all i wanted to do was help
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oh my god you cannot be serious. smh
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read what i said
33hfl said:
go kifno good work
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good work = yes did i mess up? = HELL YEAH!
FdxRider said:
FORUM RULES12. Using the work of others.
If you are developing something that is based on the work of another Member, you MUST first seek their permission, and you must give credit to the member whose work you used. If a dispute occurs about who developed / created a piece of work, first try to settle the matter by private message and NOT in open forum. If this fails then you may contact a moderator with clear evidence that the work was created by you.
Convincing evidence will result in copied work being removed. If there is no clear evidence you created the work then in the spirit of sharing all work will remain posted on the forums.
These rules apply to all software posted on XDA unless that software comes with a license that waives these rules.
Seek permission <---- What part of that do you or kifno not understand?
Doesn't matterr if it's been dormant for long time still LS's work. Follow the forum rules.
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i am reading and MEMORIZING the forum rules as of now
dpeeps74 said:
Oh man, I'm team Jacob!
Wait, wrong drama
~run, run, as fast as you can, can't catch me I'm the gingerbread man~
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lol wow
33hfl said:
I dont know why LS is crying right now when he wallked away from his own ROM after a lot of excuses and promises.he turned his back on his own son.He should thank this man for the woderful job done.Or he forgot his post.Kifno never took credit for what he was doing,he always gave it to LS
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i did give credit to him 3x throughout the post and said all i did was finish it as he planned to but i went about it wrong....
FdxRider said:
LMAO u sew funneeeeee! NOT!
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ik that was funny right?
jasonmaloney said:
Again with the hostility.
Folks, there is a report post button on every single post on this site. You would all do better to use it than to fill up the development forum with unnecessary drama.
Yes, it wasn't very smart to use LiquidSolstice's work without his permission AND to start a new thread for it with a misleadingly similar title. But the bickering and harassment isn't any more accepted by the rules, nor is it productive in any constructive way. It doesn't really matter who was originally right or wrong; this forum is getting flooded with way too much verbal diarrhea. This is not the XDA mantra.
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again i apologize for doing what i did to even create this drama....this wouldn't have happened if i did things the correct way....sorry
someonenewhere said:
What's the big deal?
The man gave LS credit and he said it "I'm just finishing what LS COULDN'T FINISH"
LS, if you don't want people to finish your ROM. Maybe YOU SHOULD TRY FINISHING YOUR ROM..
You left your ROM out there as a bastard child and that bastard child found a father to take care of it.
WHY CRY ABOUT IT?
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no no i went about things wrong i take full responsiblity for my mistake...sorry liquid
LiquidSolstice said:
Excellent contribution. It must be nice, sitting there just using other people's work and never really taking the time to find out how it all comes together. I'm sure you must be spoiled and basically taking all these custom ROMs you get for granted as most people seem to these days. Just a quick look at any tech blog concerning Android, and you'll find comments such as "oh I'm not worried, XDA will figure it out". People freeload off this place so willingly, paying nothing in either donation or even respect/appreciation (which is all most devs are looking for)
In the meantime, we'll just go with this; my rom = my rom. Whether or not I want to finish it, or whether or not I want it to be finished, or in this case, wehther or not I want someone else to do it, that would be my choice. I put in the hours, I put in the time, you did nothing.
I left the ROM because no one seemed to give a damn about it, and I'm finding out increasingly that I was very wrong about that. If you looked at Chef Central on the Main XDA Forum page, you'll find a few threads by me asking for help with the last bit of cooking, which was the kernel. I didn't notice that Kifno figured it out, and only realized what I needed to fo when jasonmaloney PMed me. I said I had every intention of making it stable, and I was indeed working on it.
Which means that it is my task and my right to put up the final update to my own ROM, not have someone else do it without even letting me know beforehand or asking me, and then posting my exact thread over again instead of PMing me the link to add it in the OP, and then telling me after the fact.
Kifno has already got in touch with me and we're working it out, you guys can relax now.
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again we talked things out and i'm sorry bro. and yes i may just be improving others work (the espreeso 2.1 rom i posted) and changing things, i never took full credit actually most of it goes to nfx b/c everyday i wake up he has a pm in my inbox helping me out with the espresso 2.1 rom, it wouldn't be where it is at without his help. only thing i can take full credit for is my build.prop's thats the only thing i actually did from my own work as for the espresso 2.1 rom that was from the help of many other members on this site, i never took full credit for that rom. i use the term my rom, when i refer to the espresso 2.1 rom, b/c i changed it, not b/c i developed it from scratch and did everything to it on my own, i'm not a super-dev yet lol. i'm just improving other's work and learning along the way and giving them credit and asking permission along the way from now on until i know enough to make something of my own again (besides text files lol) that will be of great help to the community....but for now i'm focuses on improving my rom (AGAIN IT ISN'T COMPLETELY MY ROM MANY OTHERS HELPED ME ALONG THE WAY) and helping others with their work for the hero and problems....first person on the list....liquid!!!!!! (we're pming each other now folks working this out for the better so its alright)
kevphan08 said:
So.....can we use the Rom or No.....Just seems like it was a mistake by the OP to reuse LS's unfinished work without permission, that obviously was a mistake, but if the rom is up and running and "stable" can we just not forgive and forget?
I'm just wondering, not taking a stance/side just a user asking a question.
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we're working on things right now...
You know what man, you're a smark kid, you just take things a bit fast.
You'll grow to understand what it means to command respect here, and I'm sure you'll earn it from everyone. This place is bursting with ideas and creativity, but just PM ROM devs in the future. Every ROM dev needs help, there's no denying that. Sometimes the help you have to offer isn't enough or isn't to their preference, but there's never any harm in PMing to find out.
As far as my ROM goes, with your help, we'll finish this up and finally put an end to all this over exaggerated madness.
E huuuuuuuuug
[dpeeps74]
I think we all learned something here (I sure did), and that's a positive.
Kifno:
I understand you're trying to help, but make it short and sweet. We don't need a full passive - aggressive rundown of events.
I think you would do a great service to yourself (and the people reading your long disjointed posts) if you learned to use some basic English language sentence structure. Your lack of punctuation and your paragraphs of run-on sentences makes you look uneducated and immature.
You're not a bad person, so please take this as constructive criticism.
Kifno,Way to walk this world in man's shoes! I have the most profound respect for you. Make a mistake and own up to it
FdxRider said:
Kifno,Way to walk this world in man's shoes! I have the most profound respect for you. Make a mistake and own up to it
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I AGREE with FDX.... RESPECT MAN!!
KIFNO, Admitted he was Wrong!!
That's Big in itself!! It's seems these days, People find it SO MUCH EASIER to just LIE, or BULL**** their way through MISTAKES and basically LIFE in general!
Kifno DIDN'T DO THAT! Instead he owned up to his MISTAKES....
"LIKE a MAN" Should do!
After the Fact, at the End of the Day, All that's Left to come to some sort RECONCILIATION is a TRUE from the HEART a APOLOGY!!
*Sent On My*
Fast as its Ever Been...
"Sprint" Hero... Running My, *ExpressoEnergyHero*ROM, KIFNO's Build.Prop.Tweek, & The XDA.BLUE.apk! "Page:10"of My Thread!!
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=957867
Hey kifno
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U no tjsy myvrnhlo
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Wow man great job kifno. It's tough to own up in the face of so many people watching this, you're really just a good person beyond the scope of these forums. I'm proud to call you a fellow human being. I've been watching this escalate and deescalate and I must say it's been a roller coaster ride. I must say some people have been a bit harsher than they should have, but it's understandable when looked at from a different perspective. Kudos to you again.
I'm excited about how the ROM is moving forward at lightning speed right now. Note, LS, that I'm actually using your ROM right now (2.1 stable) and I llllllllooooove it! keep up the good work, I bet it's time-consuming and frustrating to look through and optimize so much code!
~ Jake
Thanks everyone
And I'm not a grammar freak lol I don't treat my post as essays I just type what comes to mind lol that's why my paragraph structure and grammar look bad on the forums just like this very long run on sentence but really constantly working, and school, and keeping 5 roms (mine and ls 4 builds) and my tweak up to date with fixes and new tweaks and optimizations is very time consuming and hard to fit all in one day lol but I just want to help the community and I plan on doing that the right way, LESSON LEARNED HERE, BTW look out for kifno & ls projects in the future
Don't worry about the Grammar police brother. They're pretty tamed here.
Keep up the excellent work! We grow through our mistakes; damn glad you took the initiative. Stay motivated!!!!
Many thanks!!
In the aftermath of all this stuff, I just want to say that truly I appreciate ALL the hard work that you devs put into keeping our Heroes from becoming paperweights. Just the small amount of work I've put into making my own themes for myself makes me appreciate the scope of talent and sheer blood, sweat, and tears it takes to make this stuff work.
ALL YOU DEVS ROCK!!!
oohaylima said:
Don't worry about the Grammar police brother. They're pretty tamed here.
Keep up the excellent work! We grow through our mistakes; damn glad you took the initiative. Stay motivated!!!!
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You forgot a comma between "police" and "brother". You have been warned. The next offence will result in more badgering.
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Sent from my CDMA Hero. I got some hot Gingerbread-on-Hero action here!
Lol Ya got me cop'er.
user7618 said:
You forgot a comma between "police" and "brother". You have been warned. The next offence will result in more badgering.
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Lol.... Good **** Guys, Gotta Nice Laugh Outta Me!!
*Sent on My*
Fast as its Ever Been....
"Sprint" Hero.... Running My, *ExpressoEnergyHero* ROM, KIFNO's Build.Prop.Tweek, & The XDA BLUE.apk!! "Page 10" of My Thread!!
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=957867
user7618 said:
You forgot a comma between "police" and "brother". You have been warned. The next offence will result in more badgering.
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Uh oh better watch out for that Guy glad to see everyone getting along and joking with each other
kifno said:
Uh oh better watch out for that Guy glad to see everyone getting along and joking with each other
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Lol, I'm Not Really Sure Why?
But, For Some Reason, It Seems like Some of us Rather Stray Away from the Joking Level, to Instead be Uptight and Insulting!????
Especially when the Majority of us (Members) are Mainly Here to Learn, and Share Knowledge that these ****y Phone Companies Don't want us to Know!!
*Sent on My*
Fast as its Ever Been....
"Sprint" Hero.... Running My, *ExpressoEnergyHero* ROM, KIFNO's Build.Prop.Tweek, & The XDA BLUE.apk!! "Page 10" of My Thread!!
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=957867
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=WTMLMK6M
http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=/&gl=US#/profile?user=PMGRANDS
PMGRANDS said:
Lol, I'm Not Really Sure Why?
But, For Some Reason, It Seems like Some of us Rather Stray Away from the Joking Level, to Instead be Uptight and Insulting!????
Especially when the Majority of us (Members) are Mainly Here to Learn, and Share Knowledge that these ****y Phone Companies Don't want us to Know!!
*Sent on My*
Fast as its Ever Been....
"Sprint" Hero.... Running My, *ExpressoEnergyHero* ROM, KIFNO's Build.Prop.Tweek, & The XDA BLUE.apk!! "Page 10" of My Thread!!
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=957867
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=WTMLMK6M
http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=/&gl=US#/profile?user=PMGRANDS
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*LIGHTS AND SIRENS*
Sir, I'm here to confiscate your shift key, and for good measure I'll need your caps lock, too. Capital letters are a privilege, not a right. Don't abuse them.
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*LIGHTS AND SIRENS*
Sir, I'm here to confiscate your shift key, and for good measure I'll need your caps lock, too. Capital letters are a privilege, not a right. Don't abuse them.
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lmao! --> extra characters because my message was too short.

Comparison between Me and jt1134

When nitsuj17 told a certain other XDA member not to remotely compare himself to jt1134, it got me thinking... What could I possibly have in common with jt1134? Here's what I've come up with so far:
1. Neither of us is a good shot
My excuse: I don't have a gun, and never shot one. (actually, I have no idea how his aim is )
2. We both refuse to provide ETAs.
My excuse: I've never built a ROM to begin with
3. Neither of us plays for the Chicago Bulls.
My excuse: the lockout, of course
4. Neither of us is the Great Pumpkin.
My excuse: the Great Pumpkin doesn't exist
5. We both still have Fascinates.
My excuse: Verizon keeps playing coy about when they're going to release the Galaxy Nexus (he's probably waiting, too )
6. We've both made redneck jokes before.
My excuse: If your china closet is full of 7-Eleven cups, you might be a redneck
7. We're both over 11 years old.
My excuse: just playing, Enyo - I don't mean any harm
8. We both have the number 11 in our usernames.
My excuse: skynet was already taken, and as of this post, it's 11/2011
NOTE: Everyone, please know that this thread is merely friendly jesting. In truth, I have nothing but respect for jt1134, so hopefully this post will not be taken seriously or become a source of offense. Also, let's keep the humor clean, please.
Has anyone seen John Connor?
your so dumb i love it
JT and I both like alcohol
My excuse: JT makes ROM's when he's drunk, I make a fool of myself.
JT and I both like trolling
My excuse: A developer who should be doing some packets right about now.
JT does a much better job at trolling than me
My excuse: I don't have one, JT is just plain good at being funny.
bigjobber69 said:
your so dumb i love it
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Why, thank you very much - you have no idea how much that means to me
Has anyone seen John Connor?
chopper the dog said:
The ladies on the street all agree that jt has a bigger **** too.
good day.
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Dont drop ur phone
Please keep the vulgar sexual references out - let's keep it PG, huh?
Has anyone seen John Connor?
Holy crap! This is trolling taken to a whole other level.
It' d be funny if jt linked to this on his Twitter under "another reason why I left Xda "
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laureanop said:
Holy crap! This is trolling taken to a whole other level.
It' d be funny if jt linked to this on his Twitter under "another reason why I left Xda "
SC0.3, TKSGB1117, 64 heap , lag fix
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Hopefully he would know that I'm only kidding I've known him since the beginning of the Fascinate forum, when the phone was first released and I used to run his Superclean 1.x Eclair ROMs (and I used to use ROM Manager to choose which ROM/kernel/theme to run). In truth, I have nothing but respect for the man.
Besides, you said it would be hard to top last weekend's trolling - so how'd I do?
Has anyone seen John Connor?
skynet11 said:
Hopefully he would know that I'm only kidding I've known him since the beginning of the Fascinate forum, when the phone was first released and I used to run his Superclean 1.x Eclair ROMs (and I used to use ROM Manager to choose which ROM/kernel/theme to run). In truth, I have nothing but respect for the man.
Besides, you said it would be hard to top last weekend's trolling - so how'd I do?
Has anyone seen John Connor?
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Terminator 3 was on last night like at 2 in the morning and all I could think of was your stupid thread and signature! I kept saying "has anyone seen john Connor" and my wife was like what the f is wrong with you dude !Lol
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laureanop said:
Terminator 3 was on last night like at 2 in the morning and all I could think of was your stupid thread! Lol
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I'm so glad I made a difference in your life LOL
Has anyone seen John Connor?
JT can make my phone............awesome
I can make my phone..............a paperweight
The correct grammar would be "jt1134 and Me"
Sent from my MIUI SCH-i500
sageDieu said:
The correct grammar would be "jt1134 and Me"
Sent from my MIUI SCH-i500
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Yeah, like that's the problem with this thread. Lol
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nobody compares to jt1134...he is in a league of his own!
Under jt's beard is not a chin, but another fist.
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Skrazz said:
Under jt's beard is not a chin, but another fist.
Sent from my SCH-I500 using xda premium
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/me ducks
Has anyone seen John Connor?
droidstyle said:
nobody compares to jt1134...he is in a league of his own!
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True that - which is actually the point I'm making, by making my comparisons so ridiculous
Has anyone seen John Connor?
skynet11 said:
True that - which is actually the point I'm making, by making my comparisons so ridiculous
Has anyone seen John Connor?
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Lol I know, couldnt think of any ridiculous comparison so I stated the obvious...I like these threads tho, keeps this old forum so fresh and so Superoxyclean!
Skrazz said:
Under jt's beard is not a chin, but another fist.
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Ack! JT is Chuck Norris!!
Sent from my SCH-I500 using xda premium
As a matter of principle I have far more respect for Jt than i do for Chuck Norris. lol
Actually...i respect just about anyone more than Chuck Norris...I hate that man
"I didn't say that...my Fascinate has a tiny troll inside it."

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