Here is the post if you still want to read it.
Android 1.3.3.7 Key Lime Pie has been released. Why did they go back to 1.3? Because they don't care, that is why! This update makes the Epic dual core. It also makes android completely closed source in order to keep 'uniformity' as Google says. Now all boot loaders will be locked so that more games can be made. This update will brick all phones that cannot run Temple Run without lag so that game developers won't need to worry about bad reviews due to lag. This update will turn wimax phones into lte and update the modem to get speeds of 1TB/s.
This update will be shipped to all users of the Epic 4G via floppy by the Pony Express within the next 2 months.
Changelog:
- Made proprietary
- Market renamed to "Not the App Store" to prevent being sued by Apple
- Made white the primary color instead of black
- Added advertisements in all parts of the UI
- Made it impossible to gain root access
- Made sure that hacking sites such as the horrible "XDA" are removed as they give people 'flashing' addictions
- Moar!
That's the upgrade coming in 6 weeks right?!
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Cannot wait for this! Does it include the camera flash color changing option?
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.........I have it on good authority that this release will include the Remote-Brick Function for stolen devices.........very handy, you never know.
Fixed.
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Fixed.
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....thank you.
I got the update today... Anyone else? Mmm pie.
Nvm lol... i think I understand
ZOMG this update is amazing...i love it....... xD
I'm bricked!
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Wait. I need a link. I have been waiting for this update.
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Can't wait for Qbking77 to show us how to Odin this! I heard this update has 3.5mm tv out working!!!
The update gave me AIDS.
I mean, I already had AIDS....this just gave me MORE AIDS.
Are you hiv positive it was the KLP update that gave you more aids? Did you make sure to wipe cache? How about trying to redownload??
Coycaine said:
Are you hiv positive it was the KLP update that gave you more aids? Did you make sure to wipe cache? How about trying to redownload??
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Man I wiped three times! I even tried the morning-after update!
AND I re-downloaded and tried again a few minutes ago. Now I have thrice AIDS!
I'm fairly HIV positive. I'll try a retroviROM. Maybe impede the damage. Don't want to brick myself.
After I updated my phone caught fire and my eyeballs melted out of there socket and God struck me with lightning.
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Lolzorz
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steveo314 said:
After I updated my phone caught fire and my eyeballs melted out of there socket and God struck me with lightning.
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I lol'd my face off. The xda zombie edition is awesome isn't it?
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Coycaine said:
Are you hiv positive it was the KLP update that gave you more aids? Did you make sure to wipe cache? How about trying to redownload??
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Dude, why you gotta be all HIV negative about everything...LOL.
How du wee rooot et?
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This is for moto, verizon, and google we want official froyo. I think I speak for xda as a whole when I say this. So stop being mega douches and release it already before I get angry.(you wouldn't like me when I'm angry) lol
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yea,,,this will get it to us quicker. WTF?
Yeah. This is a funny post
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Damn right it will get it to us faster, unless they want me to hulk up and go up in the corporate headquarters and start smashing over priced smart phones. I hulk into a phone nerd. You have been warned. (key the dramatic music)
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As I doubt this will get it to us any faster. This did bring a small chuckle on a rainy day so job well done.
FYI; Google around released Froyo update to Motorola, which released to Verizon, which they are testing for release bugs so it doesn't ruin to many customer phones at OTA launch like the other Froyo updates have done in the past. So its Verizon holding Froyo goodness from us...
~VZW Retail Sales Rep~
Latest rumor puts ota date at september22 last day of summer
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Screw Froyo, let's demand Gingerbread! Google is set to release that in late October.
It doesn't matter my phone is already obsolete. I read that moto is releasing the droid p.o.s in a few weeks. It has a blow job app built in. haha I bet that is bloat that you devs will leave alone. Lol
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Shhhhh! I think it's working!
I hate to say I told you so.........
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Verizon insiders already knew, and leaked, the release date prior to your original post. Don't act like you did us any favors.
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Verizon insiders already knew, and leaked, the release date prior to your original post. Don't act like you did us any favors.
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You're just hating cause he was the one who scared moto+verizon and made them release it right away, admit it.
I mean, hulk threats... You gotta comply when those start coming in.
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Thanks Mr. obvious I really thought that posting from XDA would scare verizon into releasing froyo, you smug prick. I hope you felt stupid after reading what you posted.
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No I.D. said:
Verizon insiders already knew, and leaked, the release date prior to your original post. Don't act like you did us any favors.
Thanks Mr. obvious I really thought that posting from XDA would scare verizon into releasing froyo, you smug prick. I hope you felt stupid after reading what you posted.
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Thanks to scrappz we getting official froyoz!
God bless this man and his hulk strenght
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Thanks spike its about time someone recognized lol
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You're a f#cking moron. Did you really create multiple aliases to comment on your own threads on this forum?
And no...none of this sh!t was funny. What are you 12? Come see me when you can wear big boy pants and pay your own cellphone bill.
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Update Bricked my Dad's Phone
I updated his Droid X and then Mine (ignore the AT&T logo the left I'll change it later) and mine completed successfully, however his goes to this screen currently:
Its sitting at an all black screen saying
"Bootloader
30.03 Err:A5,70,00,00,23
Battery OK
OK to Program
Transfer Mode:
USB"
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You're a f#cking moron. Did you really create multiple aliases to comment on your own threads on this forum?
And no...none of this sh!t was funny. What are you 12? Come see me when you can wear big boy pants and pay your own cellphone bill.
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/End this lame thread
Hi, XDA USERS
I gave you an easy way to root(using joeykrim root method) and booted CyanogenMod for the first time and the first to boot on a Samsung Galaxy S device ( broken until forcyctos came alone and helped speed up development) and ClockworkMod (mapping of key were wrong until koush fixed key mapping in recovery). That how started all that.
I am sorry, I started few drama that I didn't intend to. I am no longer developing for Epic 4G(I still have the device).
thanks,
noobnl
People just don't how to react in the presence of a god
P.s. FIRST
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SAShady said:
People just don't how to react in the presence of a god
P.s. FIRST
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I am more like a mother, not a god.
So you don't even develop. For yourself you have to be going nuts. I am a flash aholic and it bugs me not flashing a new rom. Just saying.
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notsosmrtgeek said:
So you don't even develop. For yourself you have to be going nuts. I am a flash aholic and it bugs me not flashing a new rom. Just saying.
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I don't flash ROMS anymore
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I don't flash ROMS anymore
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But u r not on stock thou
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notsosmrtgeek said:
But u r not on stock thou
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I am on stock with su in /system and drockstar recovery 3.0.2.5 in bml8
Dang. Ok. I'm leaving. Back to marcusant v6 waiting for v7.
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Planing on sticking with the epic for awhile? Or do u have your eyes on another device?
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Planing on sticking with the epic for awhile? Or do u have your eyes on another device?
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Eyeing at Sprint Samsung Epic 2
Same here. Any plans on dev work on that? Lol or you retired for good?
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Same here. Any plans on dev work on that? Lol or you retired for good?
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A mother again?
NO WAY
Haha. I dnt blame you . People don't understand the devs get flooded with questions constantly inboxd. I can see It becoming annoying. Then the bickering.
Well we all appreciate your work and so many of us have benefitted from it as well as became somewhat educated along the way. Thanks.
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I know. You can start a school for dev. I have been tring to find a android developer for dummys book. I'm sure it would take off. You would have to watch out for stalkers like ecooce lol jk.
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This is a frustrating group. Everyone is a wise ass, everyone sees conspiracy theories, everyone thinks Sam/Sprint is trying to hide the good stuff. I don't blame you for taking time away. For every useful and intelligent post out there you have to wade through 100 crap posts. If you move on then the ratio will get worse.
I appreciate your words of rationality on these discussions, and the development you've done.
Thanks!
been following you since the moment. im sad.
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been following you since the moment. im sad.
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+1 on that bro
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Woh you actually used smileys lol
You seem a bit more modest now noob, nice change lol
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Woh you actually used smileys lol
You seem a bit more modest now noob, nice change lol
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I noticed that too...
The Moment wouldn't have been what it was without radioactive, annd the up arrow of death fixes you had out...
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http://androidheadlines.com/2011/08...anogen”-kondik-for-an-undisclosed-amount.html
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They hired him so he couldn't make awesomeness anymore. It's a trap!!
Yeah I'm suspicious like, deal with it.
I'm prized it took this long. I expected this years ago... as well as it should of. He deserves a good pay check for the hard work hes done.
Z-Boy said:
They hired him so he couldn't make awesomeness anymore. It's a trap!!
Yeah I'm suspicious like, deal with it.
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http://phandroid.com/2011/08/15/in-...ve-cyanogen-kondik-for-an-undisclosed-amount/
More to read there.
He says on the pic on that article that it won't bother with his side-project (CM)
Yess next touch wiz update is gonna be awesome
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http://phandroid.com/2011/08/15/in-...ve-cyanogen-kondik-for-an-undisclosed-amount/
More to read there.
He says on the pic on that article that it won't bother with his side-project (CM)
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ok ok, starting to look good for him then. Wonder what he'll be doing exactly.
(If something gets leaked will he be the first suspect? )
There I go again smh.
Seems Samsung is paying close attention. Apparently they approached supercurio a little while back and we may actually see voodoo enhancement native on Samsung devices in the future.
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Are there other manufacturers hiring from the custom rom scene?
Lets hope he leaks the source code from within!!
This is the kind of thing that makes me love Sammy
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Jasonhunterx said:
This is the kind of thing that makes me love Sammy
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+100000000000 to that
Imagine if they hire Supercurio and cyanogen to work on one project. That might become the holy grail of samsung.
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Cool! Love samsung.
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Well at least there not like Motorola an have there head in there ass an act like there software is good an then blame bad apps :-/
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I love where this is going but cyanogenmod is a team of devs and I doubt they did this 2 improve their twiz ui but I'm glad cyanogen got what he deserved tho ....
#NEVERAGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
..oh wait
Jasonhunterx said:
Well at least there not like Motorola an have there head in there ass an act like there software is good an then blame bad apps :-/
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Well we don't have to worry about the up and coming next gen phones from Moto being as google now owns/will soon own Moto. I can hardly see google blaming google or a google partner
This is awesome how Samsung is getting all buddy-buddy with the community. Only going to make their phones that much better. I do wonder how much or what exactly he will be doing there, though.
I can see it now, Samsung Custom ROM portal.
Take your unlocked phone and install our official Custom ROMS do not void warranty!
LOL @ guys saying CM is gonna leak out the sources for Sam-phones
LOLOLOLO
its against their contract and yeah... they'd suspect him first.
http://www.mobiletechvideos.com/blo...ed-to-run-as-nexus-s-worlds-first-sneak-peek/
WOW! Can we try to do this with the epic to a nexus s 4g?!?
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http://www.mobiletechvideos.com/blo...ed-to-run-as-nexus-s-worlds-first-sneak-peek/
WOW! Can we try to do this with the epic to a nexus s 4g?!?
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Link is broken...
Works for me, I think your phone is toast
Short story, they still need a custom pit for mapping. And its would still be a serious challenge for the epic atm.
malcolmXman said:
Works for me, I think your phone is toast
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I'm on computer actually, and I finally got it to load
Unfortunately I don't think we will ever see it though it would be pretty kick ass.
Well we need to wake the devs up! Looks like waiting for source is not the only option! I would love deca's or noobnl's views on this!
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Well we need to wake the devs up! Looks like waiting for source is not the only option! I would love deca's or noobnl's views on this!
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All source does is make it easier for the devs...they can do without source, but they'd have to write evrything from the ground up, which, funnily enough, should've been done by now if the cm devs didn't keep falling back on the sauceline.
But its completely understandable. Its like when I used to play pokemon yellow. I've gone through mt.moon numerous times without flash, but flash makes it A LOT A LOT A LOT easier,so I go and get it.
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All source does is make it easier for the devs...they can do without source, but they'd have to write evrything from the ground up, which, funnily enough, should've been done by now if the cm devs didn't keep falling back on the sauceline.
But its completely understandable. Its like when I used to play pokemon yellow. I've gone through mt.moon numerous times without flash, but flash makes it A LOT A LOT A LOT easier,so I go and get it.
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I love the comparison in this post! Thanks clicked.
Yes, I am a Pokémon nerd.
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Avelnan said:
Phones are going to come to life someday. Take note: LG Optimus line. ASUS Transformer. And now the Nexus Prime.
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FYI we need a donor device to get UnBrickable Mod onto Epic.
I thought I found someone but haven't heard back from them in a while.
BTW, "donor device" means a device which will have it's CPU (destructively) removed to find the correct pins and do the mapping.
See here for more info.
Keep an ear out for any dead / bricked Epics that someone might want to donate to the cause.
=]
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FYI we need a donor device to get UnBrickable Mod onto Epic.
I thought I found someone but haven't heard back from them in a while.
BTW, "donor device" means a device which will have it's CPU (destructively) removed to find the correct pins and do the mapping.
See here for more info.
Keep an ear out for any dead / bricked Epics that someone might want to donate to the cause.
=]
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I think its already been done before.
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Korey_Nicholson said:
I think its already been done before.
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I thought two people offered a phone and one was sent. We need to ask Adam if he received the phone.
Edit: pm sent
Edit2: Adam never got the phone.
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Seriously devs, outstanding work. I've had this Epic for 20 months and you guys still never cease to amaze us.
Thanks for the ICS and now the JB.
J.ust A. R.eally V.ery I.ntelligent S.ystem
Thanks for the geeky reference
Also... DON'T PANIC
Earth is mostly harmless
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Everyone leaving/ left
Now im too sad to .... you know.
iSaint said:
Everyone leaving/ left
Now im too sad to .... you know.
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Not everyone! Some of us still hanging around.
Waiting for the black GS3...
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Not everyone! Some of us still hanging around.
Waiting for the black GS3...
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Whenever I feel depressed at work about my mundane job, I look at the picture on my desk of the wife and kids and thank my lucky stars. That I'm at work.
Sadly that won't work here
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I'm still lurking daily.
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Zeinzu said:
I'm still lurking daily.
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Thanks for the warning
Yeah, its funny- all these guys upgraded to Gnex or GS3, then come back to the Epic thread to argue about hardware and complain about the noobs, trolls and flamers on the other threads. Might as well get a f**k**g iPhone....
Glad to still see you around, brother Zeinzu!
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It is funny, all these goodbye threads, but they never really leave. I wonder if it is buyers remorse when they realize our Epics do everything their shiny new several hundred dollar phones do...... Yep, I bet that is it.
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socos25 said:
It is funny, all these goodbye threads, but they never really leave. I wonder if it is buyers remorse when they realize our Epics do everything their shiny new several hundred dollar phones do...... Yep, I bet that is it.
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Well, I spent fifty bucks on my Galaxy Nexus, so no harm there. I love the device, but I still like this forum.
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socos25 said:
It is funny, all these goodbye threads, but they never really leave. I wonder if it is buyers remorse when they realize our Epics do everything their shiny new several hundred dollar phones do...... Yep, I bet that is it.
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But none of their complaints pertain to the phone... the only remorse I see is that they now have an entire pack of looneyrats to deal with, and I completely understand that sentiment
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But none of their complaints pertain to the phone... the only remorse I see is that they now have an entire pack of looneyrats to deal with, and I completely understand that sentiment
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but I thought looneyrat was gone .... ( or was that 2bunny ... )
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but I thought looneyrat was gone .... ( or was that 2bunny ... )
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No dude that was krazykamel.
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SwimDrewid said:
Seriously devs, outstanding work. I've had this Epic for 20 months and you guys still never cease to amaze us.
Thanks for the ICS and now the JB.
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styles420 said:
Thanks for the geeky reference
Also... DON'T PANIC
Earth is mostly harmless
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Whenever my 6 year old gets upset about anything, I tell her "Don't panic, and carry a towel". That (usually) seems to help
SwimDrewid said:
Whenever my 6 year old gets upset about anything, I tell her "Don't panic, and carry a towel". That (usually) seems to help
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No idea what you guys are talkin' about, but definitely reminds me of towelie from south park.
"Don't forget to bring a towel."
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xboxfanj said:
No idea what you guys are talkin' about, but definitely reminds me of towelie from south park.
"Don't forget to bring a towel."
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Then I'm guessing the thread title made no sense to you either - they're all references to an amazing series of books that started with The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. I highly recommend reading all of them - so much better than the movie
Or even better, try to find audio of the original radio broadcasts...
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but I thought looneyrat was gone .... ( or was that 2bunny ... )
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From what our friends who have moved on have reported, it seems like his entire family uses either a Gnex or an SGS3
Edit: I was being lazy and decided not to worry about a double post... they were automatically merged! Now I know why some posts have that "original message was at" message - very cool
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Then I'm guessing the thread title made no sense to you either - they're all references to an amazing series of books that started with The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. I highly recommend reading all of them - so much better than the movie
Or even better, try to find audio of the original radio broadcasts...
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Yep. The audio books are also great. They have sound effects and Adams' voice for Marvin is quite a chuckle.
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"Blessed St Lebowitz, keep 'em dreaming down there!"
Thanks, devs, for 2 years of pure Epic goodness. Your hard work and vision gave us the greatest experience in the history of Android...
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Thanks for the donuts.
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