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My MWC woes.

I'm gonna be in jail clearing up a warrant starting today. Which means no pathetically slobbering over engadgets live blogs. And already the small leaks leading up to it are so good!
Maybe they'll have the internet in there after all, they are like hotels nowadays

LOL! well good luck to you! stay out of trouble from now on! lol

Buahah that sucks... ill send you a letter with the blog updates

doh_tee said:
I'm gonna be in jail clearing up a warrant starting today. Which means no pathetically slobbering over engadgets live blogs. And already the small leaks leading up to it are so good!
Maybe they'll have the internet in there after all, they are like hotels nowadays
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How long are you in for?

elegant: I know I'm really gonna have to cut back on the terrible crime of turning left into the right hand lane
shroomz: that would be excellent. just to make it irritating for the mail guy, send one for each update.
metal: hopefully only a week... but could be a month or more depending on which way the judge goes hahaha.

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metal: hopefully only a week... but could be a month or more depending on which way the judge goes hahaha.
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Good luck to you man, I know how bad jail sucks. Best piece of advice I can give you- don't drop the soap

hahaha its washoe county.
A. They probably don't have soap.
B. 80 of people in there are weekend warriors for possession of marijuana.
C. I pity the fool that tries to give me a log ride if I were to drop the soap.

Good luck m8.... you'll be fine. Just remember, the first thing you do is find the biggest Guy that's in your cell block/pod... what ever they call them now.
Hit him square on the chin... this can have 2 outcomes. Both a plus!!!
1. He drops like a bag of bricks, you'll get your own cell for a bit and no one will f with you.
2. He smiles, drops you like a bag of bricks, you'll get your own bed in the hospital wing and people will think your crazy and have some kind of death wish.
Win... Win... plus you'll have a great story to tell either way, right?
Anyway here's a link you may want to check out.... I think they over night...
http://www.soaponarope.com/

doh_tee said:
I'm gonna be in jail clearing up a warrant starting today. Which means no pathetically slobbering over engadgets live blogs. And already the small leaks leading up to it are so good!
Maybe they'll have the internet in there after all, they are like hotels nowadays
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I know my way around a jail a bit. So no internet, listen to the tank boss, stick to your own kind white on white, black with black, etc... always brush your teeth before morning chow or you will get a beatdown. Lastly find out which toilets are for what. One will be for pissing, one for ****ting, and one for washing clothes. Don't mess that up. Good luck.
The EVO you wish you had

Why not show up with a bondsman and skip jail until the court date?
Pay it in full you get it all back if you show up to court.

Better do those taxes with turbotax. You'll get your refund in a week so you can pay those fines.
Take your Evo and disassemble it and smuggle it in your anus like some people do. You can also train a pigeon to drop it off in the yard.
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gqstatus0685 said:
Take your Evo and disassemble it and smuggle it in your anus like some people do.
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Wow, I literally lol'd. Bravo, sir, bravo.
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klquicksall said:
I know my way around a jail a bit. So no internet, listen to the tank boss, stick to your own kind white on white, black with black, etc... always brush your teeth before morning chow or you will get a beatdown. Lastly find out which toilets are for what. One will be for pissing, one for ****ting, and one for washing clothes. Don't mess that up. Good luck.
The EVO you wish you had
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Can you elaborate on that toothbrush part?
Sent from the void...

It probably means that inmates don't want to see pubes in between your teeth during chow time.
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gqstatus0685 said:
It probably means that inmates don't want to see pubes in between your teeth during chow time.
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And rightfully so. I mean, would you?

good luck bro. next time stay out of trouble!

gqstatus0685 said:
It probably means that inmates don't want to see pubes in between your teeth during chow time.
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So the site of a dude's hairy cornhole which you're about to go to town on is less offensive than some plaque on his teeth? There's a hefty amount of rationalization going on in jail.
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got out today. got lucky that I have an IQ higher than 9 and got time served haha.
got on here and definitely laughed my ass off. thanks. not like I was doing sirups all day. jerks.

Very angry. U too! Unite!

Im tired of being lied to! The devs constantly lie to us! They say they will fix the bug and then take forever to fix it. They build costume roms but care less for the bricks they bring. I got 2 paper weights! But the most recent bs they fed us has finally pushed me to the edge! The cynogen mod ginger thread told us we get alpha2 this past weekend and its freaking friday already and no alpha 2! BS! BS! And they cried like babies when samsung and sprint took a century to release a working froyo! But they do it as well! Lies lies lies ! We must unite and permaban these liars!
WHO'S WITH ME!!!!

April fools?
I hope haha

SINNN said:
Im tired of being lied to! The devs constantly lie to us! They say they will fix the bug and then take forever to fix it. They build costume roms but care less for the bricks they bring. I got 2 paper weights! But the most recent bs they fed us has finally pushed me to the edge! The cynogen mod ginger thread told us we get alpha2 this past weekend and its freaking friday already and no alpha 2! BS! BS! And they cried like babies when samsung and sprint took a century to release a working froyo! But they do it as well! Lies lies lies ! We must unite and permaban these liars!
WHO'S WITH ME!!!!
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Hmm
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HI, SINNN!!!!!
We're like Libyan rebels firing rockets backwards!
Freakin llamas.
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Cry more noob?
Dude, relax. None of the devs here get paid to do the stuff, only some donations and its only some devs. They do it on their spare time, when they are free from real life, real jobs, real family and hell, even some other hobbies. You want it that bad? Compile the **** yourself, fix it yourself and keep it to yourself. If not, STFU - cry more NOOB!

Let me make sure that I understand this correctly.
Developers make a product that will improve your phone, give it away for free and keep it updated as time allows and you want to ***** about it?
What the developers do, they do out of their love of the Android, their love of programming and the goodness of their own hearts.
Once you start paying them for the work they do, then you have a right to *****.
I think that you are the one that should be banned.

I guess no one remembered its April 1st...
Texted while driving

Please tell me this is April fools.
Sent From My Evo Killer!

Ugh, this place is gonna be overrun with retarded April Fool's Day jokes for the next 23 hours.

Unless this is a prank diafop.

Delicious treats!

k0nane said:
Delicious treats!
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LOL! Someone should necro that treat.

Darkshneider said:
LOL! Someone should necro that treat.
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I'd do it, in the spirit of the day, but search is "temporarily unavailable". Like always. Way to go, XDA.

wut? these are the responds I get? April fools? Im not even a fat american! Wut is this aprils fools thing? Do I eat cheeseburgers all day while I wash them down by a 40oz Colt? Huh? Seriously... The devs here are fat can haz cheesberger basement dwellers. They are worshipped like Austin said, "alpacas" wait... I meant "llamas". U nerds are supporting useless basement dwellers with empty promises that give us instant melted sand 500$ paper weights. we need to unite and become 1 and perma ban all devs until they provide a working flawless rom. No more worldwidegimp monkey business! Enough is enough! Not one more penny is allowed to be donated to devs thru xda! Effective April 1st 2011.

k0nane said:
I'd do it, in the spirit of the day, but search is "temporarily unavailable". Like always. Way to go, XDA.
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oh btw. Xda search button is as eefective as these lazy useless heartless developing monkeys!

Wow dude your a fag
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Wow dude your a fag
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SINNN said:
wut? these are the responds I get? April fools? Im not even a fat american! Wut is this aprils fools thing? Do I eat cheeseburgers all day while I wash them down by a 40oz Colt? Huh? Seriously... The devs here are fat can haz cheesberger basement dwellers. They are worshipped like Austin said, "alpacas" wait... I meant "llamas". U nerds are supporting useless basement dwellers with empty promises that give us instant melted sand 500$ paper weights. we need to unite and become 1 and perma ban all devs until they provide a working flawless rom. No more worldwidegimp monkey business! Enough is enough! Not one more penny is allowed to be donated to devs thru xda! Effective April 1st 2011.
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Oh teh lols! TEH LOLS!!! I approve this treat.

Sinnnn= ungrateful bastard. Don't use their roms then richard head.
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"alpacas" wait... I meant "llamas"

Tips for Increasing Battery life

I found this link in the thread for the new MikG ROM, I did all of this when I was trying out ShiftDeck and noticed a massive increase in battery life.
Just did all (most) of the steps on MikG and even though the ROM hasn't settled in because I just flashed the ROM last night, I am still noticing some increases in battery life .
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1148578
Enjoy.

Thanks for the link - will try this once 2.3.3 is rooted.
I see you're from Toledo - I am too. Great to see another Toledoan on the board.

zeke803 said:
Thanks for the link - will try this once 2.3.3 is rooted.
I see you're from Toledo - I am too. Great to see another Toledoan on the board.
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yaa! me too, well, not from there but went to college there at UT. small world...

jwigley24 said:
yaa! me too, well, not from there but went to college there at UT. small world...
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Born and raised in Sylvania. Spent a lot of time at Maxwell's growing up lol. Stationed in Louisiana (unfortunately). Good times!
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zeke803 said:
Born and raised in Sylvania. Spent a lot of time at Maxwell's growing up lol. Stationed in Louisiana (unfortunately). Good times!
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A Tanker I see, Thanks for your SERVICE! Sorry Dubs didn't mean to hi-jack your thread!

FdxRider said:
A Tanker I see, Thanks for your SERVICE! Sorry Dubs didn't mean to hi-jack your thread!
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Appreciate the sentiment - my time in the Army is almost up (if the VA ever finishes up my ratings) - I've loved the past 8 years, but time to move on. Not sure if the forum will block the acronym that usually applies, but I'm a Tanker Without A Tank...haven't been inside an Abrams in several years unfortunately. Although, many of us Kilos are in the same boat. Are you prior service or currently in?
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Nah,me personally m an air force brat ,brother was a green benie and his son is a foward combat air controller(just deployed for 5th time afgan.) I got military housing paint running thru my veins
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Thank to all our Veterans!

I just want to thank all the Veterans on the incredible forums personally. Your service to our country gave the rest of us our freedom. You devoted years of your life so we can have the ability to complain on forums, ask for ETA's (like its your job), and bring us incredible development to our devices. All because you have a kind heart and skillful mind's. I wish you all the best, on this day of remembrance and just wanted to thank you all for what you did, do, and will do for all of us.
(i know this does not belong in development but i wanted everyone to see. Mods feel free to move.)

Thanks Synister! When my "thanks" button resets, I'm gonna click it for ya.
Thanks to all of You Service Men and Women! You are greatly appreciated.
God Bless America!!

Yep!! Thanks to all service members!

On this Veterans Day... Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines, U.S. Coast Guard, Thank you for all that you have done and continue to do for this country. Your dedication for all of us does not go unrecognized.

I was gonna put mine in dev for the same reason lol. I put mine here instead...
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1342505
Thanks for taking the time to thank them as well. It's a shame we don't do it more often and just take things for granted.

CondemnedSoul said:
I was gonna put mine in dev for the same reason lol. I put mine here instead...
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1342505
Thanks for taking the time to thank them as well. It's a shame we don't do it more often and just take things for granted.
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wish i could thank more but i guess i hit the limit... LAME!!!
they should get a holiday once a month in my book. they do so much for us and most people just brush it off.

synisterwolf said:
wish i could thank more but i guess i hit the limit... LAME!!!
they should get a holiday once a month in my book. they do so much for us and most people just brush it off.
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I've hit mine for the day too ... I'll just have to use my dailys in these threads until I get all the ones I know of lol.
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Thank you all!! And I salute all my brothers specially those that are down range. I'll join u guys next year on theater
Air Defense Artillery Generator Mechanic on my way to UAV Operator!!
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It's so nice to see that there's still support for the troops out there.
I served 8.5 years, and if I had it to do all over, I'd do it all over again.
Happy Veterans Day everyone.
BBEgo
Avionics Technician 2nd class, USN

CondemnedSoul said:
I've hit mine for the day too ... I'll just have to use my dailys in these threads until I get all the ones I know of lol.
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I dont know if it stuck but using the app it let's me thank still.
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You're welcome and thanks for the appreciation. It was an honor for me.
US ARMY...COMBAT ENGINEER...OPERATION ENDURING FREEDOM 04-05.

Thanks for all the kind words. My tours on board the flight deck of the USS Midway were a long time ago, but they were some of the best times of my life!
Cpl, USMC 1975 - 1979, RF-4B Aircraft Electrician
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Specialist 4. Telecommunications Terminal Device Repairer. 758th Maintenance Company. Desert Shield / Storm.
Hoo-rah!
***I'm mobile

Thank you all for your support. There's few enough people out there who are loyal to our country...even fewer who are loyal to our armed forces. I can't tell you how many times per day I am flat disrespected by the general populace simply due to the fact that I am military. Sucks living in such a liberal state...I hate California for that reason.
It really means a lot for me when someone stands up for everything we do...you don't have to agree with our government, you don't have to like our president, you don't have to support our "wars"...God knows I don't...but in the end, those of us who chose to serve still have to follow orders, and we make many sacrifices for the life you all get to have.
Sgt, 2841 Ground Radio Repairman, 2007 - present, at least 4 years to go...
Marine Corps Air Station Miramar, San Diego, California.

Hell yeah! Hoorah!
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A bit late today but i also just want to say thanks to all our men and women out there making the ultimate sacrifice for our country. And who the heck rated this thread only one star!!!!!!!

Hey, I forgot I am a vet.
Vietnam 1967 - 1968

Many thanks to our vets, and i hope all our soldiers over seas are home for the holidays.
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Thanks for your service and dedication, God Bless AMERICA!!!

prior U.S.A.F. S.F. completed a tour in Kuwait untouched only to come home and rip my foot off...lol....my hats off to those have dwarves or are currently making the call.

Goodbye Gentleman

Well gentleman some really bad news :crying: . My Beloved EVO Shift is Gone :crying: . It has moved on to a better place. I've been Uber sick these last few days, Flu. Truly feel like death warmed over. In the midst of feeling like Poo it was knocked off the nightstand, onto a hardwood floor. I was groggy, with a fever. Strike one screen cracked. Then in the middle of the night my dog has a mental break. Knocks the Shift off the nightstand into a Puke Bucket Strike two. Then I fish it out, Yuk. Holding it gingerly. It slips hits the floor again. Strike three, and out. This time the Screen came off . So long story short, no more Shift. Called Sprint, they gave me an SGS3 for Free. So that's what I'm rocking now. Still not rooted, haven't even signed in to Google on it yet. But I will be still be frequenting the Shift forms. Also I will maintain the Roms I always have. Will also keep up on trying to get new stuff for the Shift. Best forum I've ever had the luck to be a part of on XDA . I am moving on, but not leaving. Thank you gentleman for being awesome .

prboy1969 said:
Well gentleman some really bad news :crying: . My Beloved EVO Shift is Gone :crying: . It has moved on to a better place. I've been Uber sick these last few days, Flu. Truly feel like death warmed over. In the midst of feeling like Poo it was knocked off the nightstand, onto a hardwood floor. I was groggy, with a fever. Strike one screen cracked. Then in the middle of the night my dog has a mental break. Knocks the Shift off the nightstand into a Puke Bucket Strike two. Then I fish it out, Yuk. Holding it gingerly. It slips hits the floor again. Strike three, and out. This time the Screen came off . So long story short, no more Shift. Called Sprint, they gave me an SGS3 for Free. So that's what I'm rocking now. Still not rooted, haven't even signed in to Google on it yet. But I will be still be frequenting the Shift forms. Also I will maintain the Roms I always have. Will also keep up on trying to get new stuff for the Shift. Best forum I've ever had the luck to be a part of on XDA . I am moving on, but not leaving. Thank you gentleman for being awesome .
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I never thought I'd see the day. Best of luck, if my speedy would help let me know
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prboy1969 said:
Well gentleman some really bad news :crying: . My Beloved EVO Shift is Gone :crying: . It has moved on to a better place. I've been Uber sick these last few days, Flu. Truly feel like death warmed over. In the midst of feeling like Poo it was knocked off the nightstand, onto a hardwood floor. I was groggy, with a fever. Strike one screen cracked. Then in the middle of the night my dog has a mental break. Knocks the Shift off the nightstand into a Puke Bucket Strike two. Then I fish it out, Yuk. Holding it gingerly. It slips hits the floor again. Strike three, and out. This time the Screen came off . So long story short, no more Shift. Called Sprint, they gave me an SGS3 for Free. So that's what I'm rocking now. Still not rooted, haven't even signed in to Google on it yet. But I will be still be frequenting the Shift forms. Also I will maintain the Roms I always have. Will also keep up on trying to get new stuff for the Shift. Best forum I've ever had the luck to be a part of on XDA . I am moving on, but not leaving. Thank you gentleman for being awesome .
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Very sad to hear this, I hope you enjoy your new phone and hopefully recover too. Sucks about the shift though, at least it went out quickly and not in pieces.
But what are your first impressions of SGS3? My upgrade is at the beginning of February and I was thinking about getting that one.
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strapped365 said:
I never thought I'd see the day. Best of luck, if my speedy would help let me know
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Thank you man . I wish it would. But it's completely FUBAR . As far as I can tell. Still have the Tester, but it has a Bad ESN. Plus the Power button does not work.
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Very sad to hear this, I hope you enjoy your new phone and hopefully recover too. Sucks about the shift though, at least it went out quickly and not in pieces.
But what are your first impressions of SGS3? My upgrade is at the beginning of February and I was thinking about getting that one.
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Can't really say at this point. Haven't used it enough. It's not even Rooted. Just turned it this morning.

prboy1969 said:
Well gentleman some really bad news :crying: . My Beloved EVO Shift is Gone :crying: . It has moved on to a better place. I've been Uber sick these last few days, Flu. Truly feel like death warmed over. In the midst of feeling like Poo it was knocked off the nightstand, onto a hardwood floor. I was groggy, with a fever. Strike one screen cracked. Then in the middle of the night my dog has a mental break. Knocks the Shift off the nightstand into a Puke Bucket Strike two. Then I fish it out, Yuk. Holding it gingerly. It slips hits the floor again. Strike three, and out. This time the Screen came off . So long story short, no more Shift. Called Sprint, they gave me an SGS3 for Free. So that's what I'm rocking now. Still not rooted, haven't even signed in to Google on it yet. But I will be still be frequenting the Shift forms. Also I will maintain the Roms I always have. Will also keep up on trying to get new stuff for the Shift. Best forum I've ever had the luck to be a part of on XDA . I am moving on, but not leaving. Thank you gentleman for being awesome .
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I might break my shift too if I can get an sgs3 lol
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jesuscash said:
I might break my shift too if I can get an sgs3 lol
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Not as easy as that . I am sick, and I was not in the mood for dealing with anyone. Especially after the situation with my Shift. My wife was speaking with them. They started giving her a hard time, about TEP. So I got on the line, and told her to just cancel my service. All the lines are up for an Upgrade ( 10 Lines ) . She changed her tune really quick. They next day Aired the SGS3 to me.

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Can't really say at this point. Haven't used it enough. It's not even Rooted. Just turned it this morning.
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No problem, but good luck with the new phone, it really sucks that your Shift had to go so unexpectedly
Like strapped365 said, I never thought I'd see the day lol.
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Oh man that sucks! I'm speachless...

Oh noooooooooooooooo!
Possibly the worst way for the Shift to go out lol

Wow, that sucks. I've been leaning towards the SGSIII myself. Your work will surely be missed around here though. Don't be a stranger, and I hope you get to feeling better.

Check the Optimus G.
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Sorry to hear that and at the same time I am glad to hear you got an sgs3. But feel better soon and let me know if you have any questions regarding your new phone. I may be able to answer some "basic" questions hehe...
Once rooted, here are some ROMS you may want to try...
TW:
The People's Rom (what I'm rocking)
Blue Odex
AOSP/AOKP:
Paranoid Android
CM
Slim Bean
Any and many more...
Kernels:
Ktoons
Agats
And TWRP touch is actually pretty Kool!
... And I do still visit the Shift forum, bec. they're the best!
Sent from my SPH-L710 TPR_TW!

Thank you for all the input guys. Finally feeling a little better. Rooted the SGS3 . It's a Beast . Also have a few other things in the works for the Shift . Just may be a bit.

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Thank you for all the input guys. Finally feeling a little better. Rooted the SGS3 . It's a Beast . Also have a few other things in the works for the Shift . Just may be a bit.
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Glad to hear you're feeling better!

prboy1969 said:
Thank you for all the input guys. Finally feeling a little better. Rooted the SGS3 . It's a Beast . Also have a few other things in the works for the Shift . Just may be a bit.
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Hey if you need testing hit me up
[.-.]enohp nwod edispu na morf tnes[.-.]

prboy1969 said:
Thank you for all the input guys. Finally feeling a little better. Rooted the SGS3 . It's a Beast . Also have a few other things in the works for the Shift . Just may be a bit.
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good to hear you're better and liking the new phone. Knowing you will be over at the S3 forums may be the biggest perk for getting that phone I've heard so far

junpei1337 said:
good to hear you're better and liking the new phone. Knowing you will be over at the S3 forums may be the biggest perk for getting that phone I've heard so far
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Lol fo sho

junpei1337 said:
good to hear you're better and liking the new phone. Knowing you will be over at the S3 forums may be the biggest perk for getting that phone I've heard so far
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+1

Damn sorry to hear about that mess. I've been playing with yours and strapped365's ROMs and mods for the past two years.
Thanks for your investment in the speedy.

penroid said:
Damn sorry to hear about that mess. I've been playing with yours and strapped365's ROMs and mods for the past two years.
Thanks for your investment in the speedy.
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Strapped365 and I thank you. Strapped is one Hell of a Dev, that's for sure . But I'm not gone for good. You really can't be once you've been on the Shift Forum. The people here are to Kool, helpful, and just generally nice. You can't stay away from people like that. Plus I've learned a lot from people here. So I have to pay it back .
TEAM MiK
MikROMs Since 3/13/11