I'd like to tell a joke.
Here it goes:
Wildfire forum is active.
Another one:
Wildfire.
Purpose of this thread: Write some jokes, laugh a bit, and save Wildfire from low-activity disease.
Note: All jokes are welcome (if you can't handle black humor, don't whine), pictures also, but don't, DON'T put stuff from 9gag here, only if it's super cool. (18+)
Can never remember jokes when prompted but another idea is ban the person above you. I've seen it on another thread and its quite funny,so the idea is to post a reason why your banning the person above you.lol I Will start.
Your banned because smoking is bad ( lol typing with a fag in my gob)
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slymobi said:
Can never remember jokes when prompted but another idea is ban the person above you. I've seen it on another thread and its quite funny,so the idea is to post a reason why your banning the person above you.lol I Will start.
Your banned because smoking is bad ( lol typing with a fag in my gob)
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I saw it too.
Here's one about Hitler:
About 50 Jews standing in front of a hole and Hitler commanding them: "left hand and right leg up" -pushes one into hole- "stand straight" -pushes second one into hole- "right hand up" -starts to push the third one- when Lars comes and tells: Adolf, stop playing tetris it's lunch time.
(If someone got offended, tell ill remove the post)
Andddd... youre banned because its supposed to be global warming and its -15 celsius outside!
I don't really thing the Wildfire forum is THAT inactive ._.
(But then again I do kind of like not having to go through 9001 new posts everytime I go and check)
Here's a joke: My iPhone fell out of my pocket and it didn't shatter.
nejc121 said:
I don't really thing the Wildfire forum is THAT inactive ._.
(But then again I do kind of like not having to go through 9001 new posts everytime I go and check)
Here's a joke: My iPhone fell out of my pocket and it didn't shatter.
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lol ok heres mine
Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here.....
aaaaaaaaaaaaaand your banned because an i-phone was in your pocket
Joke: iOS is not restricted at all.
(Sorry if I have bad jokes, I'm kind of happy because I just un-bricked my Elf )
You get banned for sucking so hard that you landed on a desert island.
nejc121 said:
Joke: iOS is not restricted at all.
(Sorry if I have bad jokes, I'm kind of happy because I just un-bricked my Elf )
You get banned for sucking so hard that you landed on a desert island.
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sweet here is a funny pic i found XD
heavy_metal_man said:
sweet here is a funny pic i found XD
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Your banned for not banning
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here's a joke: 3D games on the Wildfire ( )
You are banned for not telling a joke
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Here's a joke, when we already bash iOS: "Yo momma's so stupid she finds iOS complicated!"
From 9gag, but so true.
i found this hysterical http://artoftrolling.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/yahoo-answers-troll-untitled23.jpg
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i found this hysterical http://artoftrolling.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/yahoo-answers-troll-untitled23.jpg
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Hahaha! It all makes sense now (referring to modern rap artists).
more funny pics
if condoms had sponsors
and my joke of the day
Rooster
A farmer goes out and buys a new, young rooster. As soon as he brings him home, the young rooster rushes and screws all 150 of the farmers hens. The farmer is impressed. At lunchtime, the young rooster again screws all 150 hens. The farmer is not just impressed anymore,he is worried. Next morning,not only is the rooster screwing the hens but he is screwing the turkeys,ducks even the cow. Later farmer looks out into the barnyard and finds the rooster stretched out, limp as a rag, his eyes closed, dead and vultures circling overhead. The farmer runs out, looks down at the young roosters limp body and says: "You deserved it, you horny bastard!" And the young rooster opens one eye, points up at the vultures with his wing, and says, Shhhh!,they are about to land."
OK so there is a blonde female lawyer, and she's thinking of getting a new car. Now everyone else she works with all drive BMW's so she decides to get a mercadies (can't spell ) so she goes to the dealers and sees a lovely convert able and buys it on the spot. Wanting to test the car out she goes for a drive in the country side. After a while the car breaks down, so, knowing nothing about cars she calls the rac. After half an hour a grumpy man arrives and tells her to pop the bonnet. 10 minutes later he tells her to start it up, and it roars into life! Impressed the blonde says "what was wrong, what can I do to fix it?" And the man mumbles "oh.. just **** in the air intake." And she replys "how often should I do that?"
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heavy_metal_man said:
ok so there is a blonde female lawyer, and she's thinking of getting a new car. Now everyone else she works with all drive bmw's so she decides to get a mercadies (can't spell :d) so she goes to the dealers and sees a lovely convert able and buys it on the spot. Wanting to test the car out she goes for a drive in the country side. After a while the car breaks down, so, knowing nothing about cars she calls the rac. After half an hour a grumpy man arrives and tells her to pop the bonnet. 10 minutes later he tells her to start it up, and it roars into life! Impressed the blonde says "what was wrong, what can i do to fix it?" and the man mumbles "oh.. Just **** in the air intake." and she replys "how often should i do that?" :d:d:d
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hahahaha
here's one, so true
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.
The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."
So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.
The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.
They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain."
They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.
On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.
There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."
Lmao the people I work with found that well funny
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Making copies of that to post in the local clubs
Joke: This thread died just when it was about to born !!!
huston8 said:
Joke: This thread died just when it was about to born !!!
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Its sad because what you wrote is a fact, shame, though
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Hello guys,
Don't you think so?
I mean it keeps vibrating with no stops, it's kinda annoying !!
SooSpecial said:
Hello guys,
Don't you think so?
I mean it keeps vibrating with no stops, it's kinda annoying !!
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My wife loves it for some reason, she takes it into the bathroom and gets me to text her all the time... weird. Although she said she's looking for something smaller as "it's a tight fit", whatever that means. Must mean in her pocket or something.
<I'll get my coat>
Biker - I hope that she's using it in portrait mode >ouch<
Apologies to the easily offended. Turn away now.
That reminds me of a joke:
SOLD
A woman woke up and told her husband about her last night’s dream.
"I was at an auction for penises. The big ones sold for $1.000 and the tiny ones for $10."
Husband: "What about one my size?"
Wife: "Didn’t get a bid!"
Husband wants revenge, so next morning tells his wife about his last night’s dream.
"I was at an auction for vaginas. The really tight one’s sold for $1.000 and the loose ones for $10."
Wife: "What about ones like mine?"
Husband: "That’s where they held the auction."
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It was much funnier when I first read it many years ago as part of my father's "literary" collection.
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vijay555 said:
Biker - I hope that she's using it in portrait mode >ouch<
Apologies to the easily offended. Turn away now.
That reminds me of a joke:
SOLD
A woman woke up and told her husband about her last night’s dream.
"I was at an auction for penises. The big ones sold for $1.000 and the tiny ones for $10."
Husband: "What about one my size?"
Wife: "Didn’t get a bid!"
Husband wants revenge, so next morning tells his wife about his last night’s dream.
"I was at an auction for vaginas. The really tight one’s sold for $1.000 and the loose ones for $10."
Wife: "What about ones like mine?"
Husband: "That’s where they held the auction."
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It was much funnier when I first read it many years ago as part of my father's "literary" collection.
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that was an awesome one!
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Biker - I hope that she's using it in portrait mode >ouch<V
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and preferably closed :lol:
Hi guys.
Today like each and every day I used youtube to search for the latest videos with HD2.
In the search results I get this : THROWING HD2 AT BRICK WALL!!!!!!!!!!!!! at first I believed maybe it's some fake video but ... i clicked on the link.
Here is the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZJA8jHavxE
Why do people do such things? Why are they being so ungratefull??
Others would do anything to get their hands on a phone like HD2!!
It's just me that is being affected about this kind of behaviour?? What do you think??
He clearly didn't have to work for that phone... His mamma or pappa bought it for him...
Here's a better one... iphone v 9mm
Some people are just dicks......
Could be stolen.
Some people spend (or even waste) their money or stupid things, this guy likes to waste bucks in this way. We live in (mostly) free countries and can do whatever we want, so if he wants to do things like that, why not?
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hummm
another postless video on youtube
Fat kid with anger management problems
i am 100% sure that he did it for durability testing reasons!
nah, people can do whatever they like with their possesions as long as they dont cause any trouble to anyone else.
PS: personally i cried a bit inside when i saw the vid :'(
Such a waste of £500...and a beautiful HD2
But a lot of people waste money when they go out and get pissed and throw is all back up too. So yeah, money doesn't seem to mean a lot to people
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Fat kid with anger management problems
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What he said.
Aside from the other comments in this thread, I think it stood up pretty well to that wall ;P
Jack E said:
Aside from the other comments in this thread, I think it stood up pretty well to that wall ;P
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TRUE!!!
Thats why its an awesome phone!
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TRUE!!!
Thats why its an awesome phone!
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i bet it would even power up
Did anyone stop for a moment to consider how the wall feels about all of this?
Being used as target practice just because it was there...
Starfury said:
Did anyone stop for a moment to consider how the wall feels about all of this?
Being used as target practice just because it was there...
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Lol, well said!! Lets not forget about the wall
But what's the point? He doesn't even say if he doesn't like the phone so he's abusing it.
Could be an insurance scam, "oops I dropped my phone can I have a new one please"?
Personally, I think he's an idiot.
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Did anyone stop for a moment to consider how the wall feels about all of this?
Being used as target practice just because it was there...
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....let us not forget the floor, it too was an innocent victim, brutally struck moments after the wall. (I haven't watched the video, it did hit the floor after the wall, right? ; )
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....let us not forget the floor, it too was an innocent victim, brutally struck moments after the wall. (I haven't watched the video, it did hit the floor after the wall, right? ; )
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We keep for getting the real victim, The Camera.
The camera was subject to watching in horror The death and dismemberment of a fellow electronic device.
Does no one care about the camera?
Maybe the camera is next!
The fat kid's dad work for Apple.
EDIT: The kid looks stupid and probably will grow up stupid anyway.
I would like too trade my tmous hd2 for an my touch or nexus phone im only serious inquieries thank u
I talked to this guy at McDonalds today and right after he handed me my fries and shake he winked at me and said sprint will be releasing 2.2 on Halloween this coming fall!!
Then he says to me "but if you give me a ride to the bus stop you can have this" and holds out a dirty grease-stained McDonalds bag.
I drove him to the bus stop and as he's getting out of the car he looks me in the eye and says "keep it secret, keep it safe" and hands me the bag.
I opened the bag and looked in and the glory was such that all I saw was a bright light. I dropped my phone in the bag and checked on it 10 minutes later and whadda you know? I got 2.2 on my EVO!!
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I talked to this guy at McDonalds today and right after he handed me my fries and shake he winked at me and said sprint will be releasing 2.2 on Halloween this coming fall!!
Then he says to me "but if you give me a ride to the bus stop you can have this" and holds out a dirty grease-stained McDonalds bag.
I drove him to the bus stop and as he's getting out of the car he looks me in the eye and says "keep it secret, keep it safe" and hands me the bag.
I opened the bag and looked in and the glory was so bright all I saw was a bright light. I dropped my phone in the bag and checked on it 10 minutes later and whadda you know? I got 2.2 on my EVO!!
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LMAO, great story!!!
Please try to lay off the drugs I think you've spent your last brain cell.
............................WOW..........................
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lmao
man the mcdonalds people always get the cool stuff first!!! thats it im going apply at mcdonalds today!
This is one stupid post I actually laughed pretty hard at.
Meh - they've had FroYo at McDonald's for years.
Jajaja Good Joke. I go now to Mc donald to get a Froyo before release at 12pm (Central). lol
Lmao
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I talked to this guy at McDonalds today and right after he handed me my fries and shake he winked at me and said sprint will be releasing 2.2 on Halloween this coming fall!!
Then he says to me "but if you give me a ride to the bus stop you can have this" and holds out a dirty grease-stained McDonalds bag.
I drove him to the bus stop and as he's getting out of the car he looks me in the eye and says "keep it secret, keep it safe" and hands me the bag.
I opened the bag and looked in and the glory was so bright all I saw was a bright light. I dropped my phone in the bag and checked on it 10 minutes later and whadda you know? I got 2.2 on my EVO!!
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Roflmao....brilliantly you!!
Man, you had me going for a second there.
I wish I had gone to MickyD's this morning - the trouble is I never order a FroYo.
nebenezer said:
I talked to this guy at McDonalds today and right after he handed me my fries and shake he winked at me and said sprint will be releasing 2.2 on Halloween this coming fall!!
Then he says to me "but if you give me a ride to the bus stop you can have this" and holds out a dirty grease-stained McDonalds bag.
I drove him to the bus stop and as he's getting out of the car he looks me in the eye and says "keep it secret, keep it safe" and hands me the bag.
I opened the bag and looked in and the glory was such that all I saw was a bright light. I dropped my phone in the bag and checked on it 10 minutes later and whadda you know? I got 2.2 on my EVO!!
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LOL, Funny.. gave me a good laugh
I lol'ed
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that was pretty good... lol
Wow...i like...
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What he really meant to say was that the dude at McDonalds gave him a McFlurry (dairy, frozen yogurt-like treat) and he dropped his phone in it. So TECHNICALLY he does have "Froyo" on his phone. I must say that since I am hungry I AM kind of jealous but on the other note I'm not sure how well my phone would hold up to being dipped in a McFlurry....
HA
Wasn't funny until "keep it secret. keep it safe."
Then I lost it!
that story actually freaked me out.
greasy guy, greasy bagged, winking.... ride to the bus stop... jesus i thought it was going to turn into some homosexual nightmare that ended in the guy turning out to be the Android character doing something really bad to you and you eneded up contracting Froyo 2.2...
ewww... man i should never have gotten up this morning.
First I was like , then I was like
Regarding the closing of the Thread about the CM7 boobies:
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1002236
How lovely it is to see that it's perfectly OK to post a picture on this forum of a gaggle of women with their boobs literally falling out of their shirts and procede to call anyone who objects prudes, queers and p*ssywhipped (and their girlfriends are called fat, ugly, b*tches and hos.)
People immediately got up in arms about how the sky is falling, the liberals are taking over the country and how real Red Blooded A'merkins are able to appreciate the human body and everyone else should all just get over it.
I (half jokingly) posted a photo of a guy in a tight swimsuit with a CyanogenMod logo photoshopped on and it is immediately removed and the thread is then locked.
Talk about this board's (and many of its user's and mod's) misogynistic, homophobic double standards.
I,I,I,I.........agree
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I hope I didn't offend you when I put that "thread is closed" pic right after yours. I was just playing around like you were. But yeah, I think that its pretty wrong of them to shut it down after that pic just like they shut down my WP7 rom thread. :-/
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dirkyd3rk said:
I hope I didn't offend you when I put that "thread is closed" pic right after yours. I was just playing around like you were. But yeah, I think that its pretty wrong of them to shut it down after that pic just like they shut down my WP7 rom thread. :-/
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Nah. I didn't even see it.
The thread didn't offend me (nor did the original CM7 wallpaper) as much as it annoyed me. All this posturing about how boobies is art is just rediculous. I totally called it early in the thread that if the tables were reversed and there was a bulging speedo that the same people would suddenly turn their nose and start clutching their pearls. Well, there ya go.
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Dude. Your pic was a dude with a see through thing.. nobody wanted to see his actual schlong.
The CM wall had underboobs, not any nudity. You see more than underboob at a swimming pool. I do agree that it was lame that it got closed, but the D*ck pic was too much.
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Yeah, but you agree with anything anti-cm, so no surprises there. I can understand not liking CM, but I don't understand being anti-cm. Not starting a fight here, and you can feel however you want, just calling it like I see it...and right now, I see a vocal minority constantly bashing a dev teams work, for no reason other than they can. I have used some version of nearly every rom posted on this board, and before I got my Evo, all the roms that dropped on the Hero. I liked vaelpak, and LOVED mikfroyo, but when it comes down to it, I don't use HTC's ui. Even on sense roms, I used awd or launcher pro or go launcher...so why bother with sense at all? But, if you use sense ui and like those widgets, then why use CM? There is no need for aol the thread-crapping going on lately.
As far as THIS thread is concerned, the pc bull$h1t has gotta stop. it it not exploitative to take pictures of someone because they are pretty our handsome, as long as they are consenting adults...or no more exploitative than it would be to take pictures of someone because they are average-looking. People need to grow up and stop getting offended over everything. Hell, I hafta sensor my language CONSTANTLY on this site, for fear if someone getting their panties in a bunch. They are words, people. Just words. Does it change ANYTHING about the meaning of my post if I type "eff this bs" versus actually using the real words? Of course not. Everyone reading this post understood not just what I meant, but what actual words I was using...so why then bother. Grrr. [/rant]
Rippley05 said:
Dude. Your pic was a dude with a see through thing.. nobody wanted to see his actual schlong.
The CM wall had underboobs, not any nudity. You see more than underboob at a swimming pool. I do agree that it was lame that it got closed, but the D*ck pic was too much.
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How do you know "nobody wanted to see" it? There are chicks and gay dudes on this site, too. Besides, this is my actual point, conveniently illustrated (thanks for that). There is NOTHING different about seeing a penis or breasts and seeing an arm or a face. They are different parts of the same body. And don't give me that "sexual organs" crap, unless you are making people wear mittens and cover their mouths, too. Do you make your significant other wear a face mask in public? Mouths can be pretty....stimulating.
Sure, but that isn't the problem at hand. It doesn't matter if you think its fine, pictures like that, that show sexual organs are not socially acceptable in the us. The cm picture is socially acceptable. And since this is the evo forum... pretty much everyone here is from the us. Your problem is with society ... I didn't see the picture though so no comment on it.
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tejasrichard said:
How do you know "nobody wanted to see" it? There are chicks and gay dudes on this site, too. Besides, this is my actual point, conveniently illustrated (thanks for that). There is NOTHING different about seeing a penis or breasts and seeing an arm or a face. They are different parts of the same body. And don't give me that "sexual organs" crap, unless you are making people wear mittens and cover their mouths, too. Do you make your significant other wear a face mask in public? Mouths can be pretty....stimulating.
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Save the self righteous blah blah talk. I have kids in the room when I browse XDA, I can explain bathing suit or underboob shots.. I can't explain a d*ck shot to my 9 year old daughter. Do you walk around a public pool with your johnson hanging out? Nope, you don't. BUt you can walk around anywhere with the outfit the CM wall girl had on.
I'm definitely not against nudity, porn or whatever else... there is just a place for it and XDA isn't one of them. This isn't an x-rated site, sorry.
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Save the self righteous blah blah talk. I have kids in the room when I browse XDA, I can explain bathing suit or underboob shots.. I can't explain a d*ck shot to my 9 year old daughter. Do you walk around a public pool with your johnson hanging out? Nope, you don't. BUt you can walk around anywhere with the outfit the CM wall girl had on.
I'm definitely not against nudity, porn or whatever else... there is just a place for it and XDA isn't one of them. This isn't an x-rated site, sorry.
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I walk around the pool in my bathing suit with my "diggler" hanging out but that's not by choice lmfao. If kids are present how do I hide my anatomy; do I have a secret compartment in my a$$ or something? Do I unscrew it and leave it in the car. I love boobies myself, but that boobies pic is the same as the guy in the thong. That guy was considered half naked and so were the women. There's no exception. If those chicks were around your kids you'd feel the same way about the guy; you'd want to protect your kids from ALL forms of nudity.
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dirkyd3rk said:
I walk around the pool in my bathing suit with my "diggler" hanging out but that's not by choice lmfao. If kids are present how do I hide my anatomy; do I have a secret compartment in my a$$ or something? Do I unscrew it and leave it in the car. I love boobies myself, but that boobies pic is the same as the guy in the thong. That guy was considered half naked and so were the women. There's no exception. If those chicks were around your kids you'd feel the same way about the guy; you'd want to protect your kids from ALL forms of nudity.
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It was a see through Thong.. if it was just a thong it wouldn't be near an issue. You guys can try and "fight the world" all you want. It won't work.
If you need to know why an underboob picture and a picture of an actual d*ck are different, then it's your own fault.. not mine.
Trust me, your "diggler" is not exposed at a public pool so save it. Try and show your "diggler" off at a pool full of kids and we'll be looking at your profile on a sex offender site. Then nobody would care if you could unscrew your johnson and shove it up your own azz or not.
EDIT: for the record, I have reported at least 2 pictures of a naked boob (as much as I like boobs) in the theme section as well.. a naked boob is much different than an underboob... I like porn as much as anyone, come check my pc =p. There are just plenty of sites available for full nudity..not a dev site.
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It was a see through Thong.. if it was just a thong it wouldn't be near an issue. You guys can try and "fight the world" all you want. It won't work.
If you need to know why an underboob picture and a picture of an actual d*ck are different, then it's your own fault.. not mine.
Trust me, your "diggler" is not exposed at a public pool so save it. Try and show your "diggler" off at a pool full of kids and we'll be looking at your profile on a sex offender site. Then nobody would care if you could unscrew your johnson and shove it up your own azz or not.
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I get your point. I also have a baby girl(2) rather it be tits or dudes junk in a bathing suit I protect her from all if it. Even if I had a son he would be to young to see the same ish. Half tits in bikins are no worse than a see through guy thong. So when you buy underwear/boxers they always have a guy in pretty much the same **** on the cover. Do you not buy because there's a guy w/ rock hard abs in tightly whities LOL. I don't see what the big deal was. That image was the typical image that's used to market all sorts of things. I'm a heterosexual male but that pic didn't offend me at all like it did a lot of you. I'm just saying they immediately removed it because it was a guy but they had tits all over the place. I really don't care but there are gays and women in here who find that socially acceptable. I never said I show my diggler to kids, I'm saying anatomy is everywhere, somes show more than others get over it LOL.
Edit: just so you know I'd never wear a thong like that because kids are always around. I would protect someone else kids from the same things I do mine.
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Rippley05 said:
Save the self righteous blah blah talk. I have kids in the room when I browse XDA, I can explain bathing suit or underboob shots.. I can't explain a d*ck shot to my 9 year old daughter. Do you walk around a public pool with your johnson hanging out? Nope, you don't. BUt you can walk around anywhere with the outfit the CM wall girl had on.
I'm definitely not against nudity, porn or whatever else... there is just a place for it and XDA isn't one of them. This isn't an x-rated site, sorry.
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Actually, that depends entirely on where you live. Yes, there are lots of places where you can swim totally nude, AND THERE ARE ALSO PLACES WHERE YOU ABSOLUTELY CAN NOT WEAR WHAT THOSE GIRLS WERE WEARING WITHOUT BEING ARRESTED FOR INDECENCY. So which is right? And why? (with reasons based in logic, please) For the record, I have a four-year-old girl, so it isn't like I don't know what its like to have kids...and btw, you trying to force your ideas about decency on everyone else is the very definition of "self-righteous" just as much as mine is. Your morals are not the only ones, or the"correct" ones, they are what you are used to.
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Actually, that depends entirely on where you live. Yes, there are lots of places where you can swim totally nude, AND THERE ARE ALSO PLACES WHERE YOU ABSOLUTELY CAN NOT WEAR WHAT THOSE GIRLS WERE WEARING WITHOUT BEING ARRESTED FOR INDECENCY. So which is right? And why? (with reasons based in logic, please) For the record, I have a four-year-old girl, so it isn't like I don't know what its like to have kids...and btw, you trying to force your ideas about decency on everyone else is the very definition of "self-righteous" just as much as mine is. Your morals are not the only ones, or the"correct" ones, they are what you are used to.
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Places where you can swim totally nude aren't places you stumble onto while browsing an internet forum about android. You wouldn't walk unknowingly with your kids to a nude beach..
I do agree that everyone's morals are different, and nobody is forcing mine on you, so I should have the same right. When I open a thread on a site like this that is not at all an x-rated site and see a johnson.. then my choice is being taken from me.
It didn't offend me in the least, everyone is allowed to have the porn of their choice.. just not here. Like it or not, seeing a ding-a-ling and seeing an underboob is different, regardless of how people try to spin it.
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I get your point. I also have a baby girl(2) rather it be tits or dudes junk in a bathing suit I protect her from all if it. Even if I had a son he would be to young to see the same ish. Half tits in bikins are no worse than a see through guy thong. So when you buy underwear/boxers they always have a guy in pretty much the same **** on the cover. Do you not buy because there's a guy w/ rock hard abs in tightly whities LOL. I don't see what the big deal was. That image was the typical image that's used to market all sorts of things. I'm a heterosexual male but that pic didn't offend me at all like it did a lot of you. I'm just saying they immediately removed it because it was a guy but they had tits all over the place. I really don't care but there are gays and women in here who find that socially acceptable. I never said I show my diggler to kids, I'm saying anatomy is everywhere, somes show more than others get over it LOL.
Edit: just so you know I'd never wear a thong like that because kids are always around. I would protect someone else kids from the same things I do mine.
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We had underboob all over the place, not naked boobies. The only issue I take with that picture is it was completely see through... his johnson was right in my freakin face (thank god it was only on the internet!)
If that thread was full of nude chicks, I would be equally upset because I also have a young son. If the half naked guy was in underwear or anything that wasn't see through, I wouldn't say a word.
Europe society don't find nudity an issue...
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We has underboob all over the place... the only issue I take with that picture is it was completely see through... his johnson was right in my freakin face (thank god it was only on the internet!)
If that thread was full of nude chicks, I would be equally upset because I also have a young son. If the half naked guy was in underwear or anything that wasn't see through, I wouldn't say a word.
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I understand where you're coming from. I'm doing a great job protecting mine and I'm sure you're doing the same.
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I understand where you're coming from. I'm doing a great job protecting mine and I'm sure you're doing the same.
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I try to do my best while also letting them grow up without being overly strict.
I will concede the point tho, if people feel as strongly about the CM wall as they do about full nudity, then none of it should be allowed. I'm not willing to say it's ok for nude pictures to be posted here... so if that comes at the cost of pictures like the Cm wall... then so be it.
I understand there will come a day that I have to deal with the "adult" issues with my kids, but, that day sure as hell won't come because I was browsing XDA =p
No it isn't. You can't give a single reason seeing partial boob is different than setting a penis in a see-through thong. Not one. In fact, you still haven't explained why setting a boob is different than seeing an arm. Reasons or there is no difference. This is the US, as was pointed out above, which means that people of all different nationalities and religions live here. There are plenty of religions which would frown heavily on the half-naked images, just as much as actual nudity...so, why is it ok to have images that aren't morally unacceptable in their households, but not images that are verboten in yours?
Edit: your last post happened while I was typing. Truce accepted. We weren't likely to agree, anyway ;-p, and the house was starting to stink.
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No it isn't. You can give a single reason it is. Not one. This is the US, as was pointed out above, which means that people of all different nationalities and religions live here. There are plenty of religions which would frown heavily on the half-naked images, just as much as actual nudity...so, why is it ok to have images that aren't morally unacceptable in their households, but not images that are verboten in yours?
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I will say that if this was only the US (it isn't) then we have some ground to stand on. Just because people from different nationalities come here doesn't mean we change what is socially acceptable for them.
I wouldn't move to North Korea and demand they change their ways to that of the US simply because I moved there.
BUt like I said, I concede the point and don't wish to argue. If it's all or nothing, then I choose nothing... at least when browsing XDA anyway.
"It's a PHONE?????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Lol my coworker: " oh why ur tablet so small?"
My coworkers only said "wow, this is fan-****ing-tastic"
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Cheese and rice that's not a phone.......
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not like i care what they think, the only thing matter is its lovely and i love it..
they are just jealous
Wife's reaction: WTF is that? It's ridiculous.
Me: smiles
I got all those kinds of comments since I had a DELL Streak.
At my office they tell me: "You can make calls using your TV" :O
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Wife's reaction: WTF is that? It's ridiculous.
Me: smiles
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Except she's not a wife .
"is that an ipad?"
where do I get one where do I get one where I get one where I get where do I get one
Bloke behind the counter at the servo "is that a phone or a tablet?"
Me "its a Phablet"
Its the first time I've got to use that term in public
" Is that a phone "
Friends reaction was priceless, "Why did you bring your laptop to the party bro, JESUS! Thats a mans phone! Mine may not be as big, but I use it right"
"WTF is that!?!" tends to be most ppls initial reaction. After I have shown them what this beast is capable off, it changes too...
"Whats it called again?"
"Where did you get it from?"
"How much was is?"
what the f is that? it is an ipad? hahahahaha. i have had this comment 10x. losers
Commonly "wow thats so big!" (though often I get "Wow, Looks at that SCREEN!!")
I reply with : Compare your hand size to mine... see an iphone is too small for my hands... this Note is a perfect fit for my large appendages...
(I then walk away with a secret smile on my face ;-) )
The usual reactions i get are "WTF is that?!" and "Wooooooow! Is that a phone?"
For me it went like this:
"does this have a phone in it...?"
Lol. When I saw my sisters bf talking with this phone i loled. But then i got to play some angry birds :3
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Mine is probably the most depressing..
' Wow what a very nice screen!! ' oh why are there visible lines :/