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i got mine today after days of frustration with tmobile! at long last i thought! what a beautiful little slab of magnificence......i had it for all of twenty minutes before my wife nabbed it! now its here phone and i'm stuck with my bloody touch pro2. gutted!
nothing new here...just thought i'd warn y'all!
back hand the woman and tell her to get back into the kitchen and make you some food!
j/k =)
smart wife!!!
I bought my wife a HTC Diamond 2 a day before I ordered my HD2.
She gets mad when I won’t let her touch my HD2 w/o my supervision....
Oh well, I have seen her drop her phone 6x on the kitchen floor in the past 1.5months she's had it. I'm not taking the risk!
Just buy her one too. I always ask my wife if she wants one, when I get a new phone.
Problem solved
send your gf/wife to a finger nail artist at your expense, it's almost impossible to use a touchscreen phone with those long finger nails
Luckily my gf would find this phone too big for her tiny little hands. Small hands make anything she holds look far bigger!
They're buy one get one free, go back and get one for yourself!
reubenbubu said:
send your gf/wife to a finger nail artist at your expense, it's almost impossible to use a touchscreen phone with those long finger nails
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LOL inventive
yeah i got the wife one also lol.....i was going to give her the htc pure (my old phone) but when she saw the screen she was like .....i said they are buy one get one free she said i'll take one lol
Peteryoung said:
i got mine today after days of frustration with tmobile! at long last i thought! what a beautiful little slab of magnificence......i had it for all of twenty minutes before my wife nabbed it! now its here phone and i'm stuck with my bloody touch pro2. gutted!
nothing new here...just thought i'd warn y'all!
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Remember don't be gutted, it takes forty-two muscles in your face to frown, but it only takes four muscles to extend your arm and ***** slap that mofo!!!
Gellenole said:
back hand the woman and tell her to get back into the kitchen and make you some food!
j/k =)
smart wife!!!
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Ohhhhhh SNAP!
No really, shes a smart woman!
my girlfriend doesn't understand why im 'wasting' so much cash on my phone
haha funny thread
luckily i'm 16 and theres atm no gf or even wife
wouldn't give her my hd2...
my mom got one day the ipod touch of my brother in her hands and it fell straight down to the floor
i told her not to touch my hd2 if she hears a sound or vibrations she is allowed to tell me, nothing more
DN41
neil_swann80 said:
Luckily my gf would find this phone too big for her tiny little hands. Small hands make anything she holds look far bigger!
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Buahahahaha, i craped my pants
I thought I should share. in Dec 2008 I bought an iPhone for my wife and Xperia X1 for myself. She still has that iphone but I moved from X1 to X2 and then HTC european version and then Austrlian version which works on ATT US.
Now she tells me that iphone is the best since she has not changed it then where I got 4 phones.
Now we have fun bashing each others phone.
Well, I was thinking about X10
My wife doesn't touch the HD2. She thinks its too complicated to use compared to her mytouch.
She wants my iPhone though, but I'm keepng it.
neil_swann80 said:
Luckily my gf would find this phone too big for her tiny little hands. Small hands make anything she holds look far bigger!
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hehehehehehehehe
ryuu55 said:
I bought my wife a HTC Diamond 2 a day before I ordered my HD2.
She gets mad when I won’t let her touch my HD2 w/o my supervision....
Oh well, I have seen her drop her phone 6x on the kitchen floor in the past 1.5months she's had it. I'm not taking the risk!
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v.wise
*clears throat*
Excuse me my dear sweet husband . . . .
Lets please be reminded who is paying for this phone. AS for you carrying the phone I think it is only fair I carry the HD2 because you said I'd love the Motorola cliq and that was a lie. It was clearly nothing like the G1 and I trusted your geeky opinion. I think they should revok your membership here clearly on the basis that you have no clue.
AS for the wet farts who told you to ***** slap the mofo exsqueeze me. you should be shaking the hand of a woman like me who can appreciate the value of a extraordinary phone. i may not be the triple tapped gadget calendar girl but trust me you will rarely come across someone who posses a vagina who will put down that kind of money for a mini computer.
And as a woman with small hands it does look rather large in my hands but as any man can appreciate the tight grip i hold on it without it actually being dropped and smile with pride because a girl gets it is all I need. And as for my nails I had them done last week and they are sports cut to enhance my qwerty keyboard speed. Ninja like moves, cat like reflexes!!
xxxx
wow...NOW who got ***** slapped!?!?
damn i should never have shown her this!
damn man better luck next time...lol Busted
Oh and as a side note, he doesn't even have a pregnant wife, so don't jump crazy over it LOL>
LOL That is made of total win bro. good find.
lmao. im glad to see that theres at least a few people that dont buy into apples bs and see the flaws they have. especially those that were once owners of iphones.
hahahahaha wow!!! i wish he was my friend back in highschool lolol
The guy needs to show some passion.
Thanks! I really needed that.
30 bucks for a piece of silicone is ridiculous. BTW does this guy just have on a weird hat, or is it a head injury?
gunnyman said:
30 bucks for a piece of silicone is ridiculous. BTW does this guy just have on a weird hat, or is it a head injury?
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I believe it's what we call a skull cap here in my area of the country... it's kinda like a winter hat per se, but people rock them all year long because they're not too common and they look good (on me LOL)
On second look after I submitted this reply, Yeah, that's definitely a skullcap.
This guy reminds me of me, except for the last 30 seconds. I'd never even fake hitting a woman on purpose. Unless the woman is my fiance's sister. I like smacking her under her chin ROFL.
The color made it look like a bandage.
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That's a good one, man. I loved it.
"Now I will go chop off my ****"
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OMG I was laughing so hard.
I LOL'd at both of these. XD
The dude in the first one looks like he'd be a riot at parties. Well, except for the wife-beating part. (Yes, I understand that it was a joke.) The dialog in the second was brilliant. I have two friends with iPhones and I've been trying to tell them the same thing, but they're stuck on their iPhones. One is sticking with his 3GS, but the other is definitely getting the 4. Ugh.
omg i fell out on both of those...still laughing..
Those were hilarious!!! Still laugh when I think about them......
heres a good one to prove how tough our little hero is. i was walking home (after being hit by a car ) and i was on the phone with my girl friend and i dropped my hero in the street, my case flew off, and my battery door too. then my hero must have felt left out and got ran over and it scrapped the ground. so i picked it up and still during call no dropped call still on like nothing happened. this phone is a god i swear
if we ever meet in public , remind me not to stand too close to you......
Lol ok I just got up I didn't get hurt
Sent from my HERO200
so in other words... the hero is tough but can also get you killed lolol
you don't have a hero.. you have a villan.
HeroMeng said:
you don't have a hero.. you have a villan.
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well thats my new sig thank you lol
cp0020 said:
so in other words... the hero is tough but can also get you killed lolol
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Yeah. The lesson I learned from this is the HeroC attracts vehicular manslaughter.
mine got ran over by a bus and still worked. i was very drunk that night i had to choose me and the phone or just the phone.
lol, GEEEEEEEZ, you remind me of my buddies dog. He had 3 legs, blind in one eye, had just one ear and was castrated. They called him LUCKY!!
People ask me is that an iPad? or how do you carry it in your pocket? or is that a phone? or who makes it im going to get one or thats a laptop on your face or is that a gameboy and many more
people always ask me if it is really a phone , the other day on the bus the guy next to me said "you don't see many people with the streak" then pulled his out
A lot of other Droid users are jealous when they see the streak..lol...This might be the best phone i ever owned. And i had the 8125 to the tilt 2 for years.
I had a Droid x Guy come up to me and say I have the biggest cell phone on the market. 4.3 inch screen. I said is that so you haven't seen mine. And he was amazed and jealous and he keep asking to see the phone all night long.
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I'm in my 50's and I get razzed all the time at work saying I need a big phone because of my eyesight. And having it in an Otterbox Defender doesn't help hide its size. But there's more than one co-worker that oogles over my phone all the time.
I always get asked what's that? wow how cool.
Who makes it. Even my local Att store
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The first comment is usually "Gee it's BIG!" When I wake it up and show them the screens, "Gee" usually turns to "NEAT! Where can I get one?"
My coworkers are always like damn what is that? And when I say phone they look at me like I'm crazy so I usually go with tablet, Then I have to explain how much they cost and that its in a otterbox defender and it about half the size lol.
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People ask me is that an iPad or how do you carry in your pocket or is that a phone
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Same. Is that an ipad?
5/11/11Wed. 4:27pm...This thread is hilarious...I'm a female and i'm not sure if any other female has this phone. I always get comments from other on this device. Once time i went to foot locket and text my friend, this guy look at me so weird and ask if it's a ipad. I laugh and said it's phone and yes it's this big. He was like, "Oh my #$#$ are you serious? Let me take a look at your phone."...Oh heck no, no one can touch my phone. I spent $450 for the phone and $50 customize leather case for it.
One comment i got from my friend, "I think she's holding a BRICK not a phone. Look at the phone, it covers more than or her whole face." kaka
"Is that a phone?'
Is pretty much the default reaction.
Then I get asked what kind and generally a "That's awesome"
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The guys at work named mine "Gary Coleman's Forearm". Hot tub time machine reference.
cmeyer3 said:
The guys at work named mine "Gary Coleman's Forearm". Hot tub time machine reference.
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lol, yeah nice reference
I always get the "whoa, what is that? Is that a phone?" question.
And then it's followed by Who makes it? That thing is huge!"
oaf_tobark said:
lol, yeah nice reference
I always get the "whoa, what is that? Is that a phone?" question.
And then it's followed by Who makes it? That thing is huge!"
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Same here.
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oaf_tobark said:
lol, yeah nice reference
I always get the "whoa, what is that? Is that a phone?" question.
And then it's followed by Who makes it? That thing is huge!"
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exactly what I get everytime I take my Streak out of my pocket..
Is that iPhone5?
Oh?! I did not know DELL has got a smartphone out.
Never imagine a phone can be that big.
Can you fit it in your pocket?
Are you sure you need a phone that big?
Your red phone is so eye-catching! Nice!
Ever since I've got this phone I've gotten more attention than I've ever asked for. People always look at me like I'm crazy when I pull this thing out of my pocket. This phone is an eye turner for sure and I honestly believe that I've gotten a couple of people jealous because it's a phone/tablet. My co-workers call me "THE PHONE KING" including my supervisors. I've gotten almost all my coworkers the switch for android and now that I brought this bad boy around they always want the same thing and wished that they never signed their two year contracts ( Haha suckers!) I always get the WHO, WHAT, WHERE AND WHEN from people. And for some strange reason people always want to compare the size of their phone to mine. Lol I love this phone and will never EVER settle for anything smaller EVER again.
Love this thread! PMSL!
I really like it when I get the people that watch me with it and ask all those questions mentioned above.
I just tell them,' It's an Android Tablet.' then all I have to do is flip the phone onto it's back and show them the sexy Red shell and the Dell logo, watch their jaws drop to the floor and become hypnotised by it!
'Is it a phone?' they ask again.
'Yes it does have a phone built into it, saves me carrying two things at once.'
'Bit big isn't it?' , 'That's what tablets are good at doing.(Chuckling to myself just loud enough to be heard)'
At that point everything goes a bit quiet and I just leave them there in a David Blaine like trance watching me finish doing something completely amazing with it!(A bit of Swype normally has a good effect on them!)
Now I'm not one for showing off and bragging about my gadgets but since I got this you gotta admit that it really does deserve the attention!
LOL... Nice thread...
Well... when size maters ;-) we are unbetable, hahahaha...
hahaha !!!
awesome thread buddy !!!
believe me..I forst bought an iphone 4 and then a dell streak a week later..and already feel sad for the iphone4 coz no one ever wants to see it whenever streak's around and for the dell streak its like i am always asked is tht an ipad !!!
I'd like to tell a joke.
Here it goes:
Wildfire forum is active.
Another one:
Wildfire.
Purpose of this thread: Write some jokes, laugh a bit, and save Wildfire from low-activity disease.
Note: All jokes are welcome (if you can't handle black humor, don't whine), pictures also, but don't, DON'T put stuff from 9gag here, only if it's super cool. (18+)
Can never remember jokes when prompted but another idea is ban the person above you. I've seen it on another thread and its quite funny,so the idea is to post a reason why your banning the person above you.lol I Will start.
Your banned because smoking is bad ( lol typing with a fag in my gob)
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slymobi said:
Can never remember jokes when prompted but another idea is ban the person above you. I've seen it on another thread and its quite funny,so the idea is to post a reason why your banning the person above you.lol I Will start.
Your banned because smoking is bad ( lol typing with a fag in my gob)
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I saw it too.
Here's one about Hitler:
About 50 Jews standing in front of a hole and Hitler commanding them: "left hand and right leg up" -pushes one into hole- "stand straight" -pushes second one into hole- "right hand up" -starts to push the third one- when Lars comes and tells: Adolf, stop playing tetris it's lunch time.
(If someone got offended, tell ill remove the post)
Andddd... youre banned because its supposed to be global warming and its -15 celsius outside!
I don't really thing the Wildfire forum is THAT inactive ._.
(But then again I do kind of like not having to go through 9001 new posts everytime I go and check)
Here's a joke: My iPhone fell out of my pocket and it didn't shatter.
nejc121 said:
I don't really thing the Wildfire forum is THAT inactive ._.
(But then again I do kind of like not having to go through 9001 new posts everytime I go and check)
Here's a joke: My iPhone fell out of my pocket and it didn't shatter.
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lol ok heres mine
Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here.....
aaaaaaaaaaaaaand your banned because an i-phone was in your pocket
Joke: iOS is not restricted at all.
(Sorry if I have bad jokes, I'm kind of happy because I just un-bricked my Elf )
You get banned for sucking so hard that you landed on a desert island.
nejc121 said:
Joke: iOS is not restricted at all.
(Sorry if I have bad jokes, I'm kind of happy because I just un-bricked my Elf )
You get banned for sucking so hard that you landed on a desert island.
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sweet here is a funny pic i found XD
heavy_metal_man said:
sweet here is a funny pic i found XD
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Your banned for not banning
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here's a joke: 3D games on the Wildfire ( )
You are banned for not telling a joke
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This thread is developing....
Here's a joke, when we already bash iOS: "Yo momma's so stupid she finds iOS complicated!"
From 9gag, but so true.
i found this hysterical http://artoftrolling.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/yahoo-answers-troll-untitled23.jpg
heavy_metal_man said:
i found this hysterical http://artoftrolling.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/yahoo-answers-troll-untitled23.jpg
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Hahaha! It all makes sense now (referring to modern rap artists).
more funny pics
if condoms had sponsors
and my joke of the day
Rooster
A farmer goes out and buys a new, young rooster. As soon as he brings him home, the young rooster rushes and screws all 150 of the farmers hens. The farmer is impressed. At lunchtime, the young rooster again screws all 150 hens. The farmer is not just impressed anymore,he is worried. Next morning,not only is the rooster screwing the hens but he is screwing the turkeys,ducks even the cow. Later farmer looks out into the barnyard and finds the rooster stretched out, limp as a rag, his eyes closed, dead and vultures circling overhead. The farmer runs out, looks down at the young roosters limp body and says: "You deserved it, you horny bastard!" And the young rooster opens one eye, points up at the vultures with his wing, and says, Shhhh!,they are about to land."
OK so there is a blonde female lawyer, and she's thinking of getting a new car. Now everyone else she works with all drive BMW's so she decides to get a mercadies (can't spell ) so she goes to the dealers and sees a lovely convert able and buys it on the spot. Wanting to test the car out she goes for a drive in the country side. After a while the car breaks down, so, knowing nothing about cars she calls the rac. After half an hour a grumpy man arrives and tells her to pop the bonnet. 10 minutes later he tells her to start it up, and it roars into life! Impressed the blonde says "what was wrong, what can I do to fix it?" And the man mumbles "oh.. just **** in the air intake." And she replys "how often should I do that?"
sent from my ice cream sandwich powered HTC WILDFIRE B-)
heavy_metal_man said:
ok so there is a blonde female lawyer, and she's thinking of getting a new car. Now everyone else she works with all drive bmw's so she decides to get a mercadies (can't spell :d) so she goes to the dealers and sees a lovely convert able and buys it on the spot. Wanting to test the car out she goes for a drive in the country side. After a while the car breaks down, so, knowing nothing about cars she calls the rac. After half an hour a grumpy man arrives and tells her to pop the bonnet. 10 minutes later he tells her to start it up, and it roars into life! Impressed the blonde says "what was wrong, what can i do to fix it?" and the man mumbles "oh.. Just **** in the air intake." and she replys "how often should i do that?" :d:d:d
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hahahaha
here's one, so true
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.
The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."
So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.
The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.
They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain."
They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.
On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.
There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."
Lmao the people I work with found that well funny
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Making copies of that to post in the local clubs
Joke: This thread died just when it was about to born !!!
huston8 said:
Joke: This thread died just when it was about to born !!!
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Its sad because what you wrote is a fact, shame, though