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this hero is tough!!

heres a good one to prove how tough our little hero is. i was walking home (after being hit by a car ) and i was on the phone with my girl friend and i dropped my hero in the street, my case flew off, and my battery door too. then my hero must have felt left out and got ran over and it scrapped the ground. so i picked it up and still during call no dropped call still on like nothing happened. this phone is a god i swear

if we ever meet in public , remind me not to stand too close to you......

Lol ok I just got up I didn't get hurt
Sent from my HERO200

so in other words... the hero is tough but can also get you killed lolol

you don't have a hero.. you have a villan.

HeroMeng said:
you don't have a hero.. you have a villan.
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well thats my new sig thank you lol

cp0020 said:
so in other words... the hero is tough but can also get you killed lolol
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Yeah. The lesson I learned from this is the HeroC attracts vehicular manslaughter.

mine got ran over by a bus and still worked. i was very drunk that night i had to choose me and the phone or just the phone.

lol, GEEEEEEEZ, you remind me of my buddies dog. He had 3 legs, blind in one eye, had just one ear and was castrated. They called him LUCKY!!

Whew! Talk about lucky (yeah, another toilet story).

Ever wanted to kill your wife after she dropped her evo into the crapper? I have. Just happened on Saturday. She forgot it was in her back pocket, and out it slipped (luckily pre-dump, lol). Pulled the battery right away, and buried it in a sealed tupperware container of rice. After a day and a half, took it out, and it works. Still has moisture under the screen, and the haptic feedback for the capacitive buttons isn't working right, but she can deal with those two things, unless they're cheap to fix. We'll see how things go over a longer period, as I just took it out today, but I've got some hope at least. Just felt like sharing a little messed up story.

I bet it went plop!

Nope, can't say I ever wanted to kill someone over a piece of electronics.
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wuclan48 said:
Nope, can't say I ever wanted to kill someone over a piece of electronics.
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I have...my crazy ex-girlfriend decided to break my EVO and break my laptop, then tried to take slash my tires, but the police got her and she is in a psych ward right now...in the heat of the moment, you want to hurt them really bad, but afterwards you cool down..
>_>

Shigster said:
I have...my crazy ex-girlfriend decided to break my EVO and break my laptop, then tried to take slash my tires, but the police got her and she is in a psych ward right now...in the heat of the moment, you want to hurt them really bad, but afterwards you cool down..
>_>
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You sir are either horrible at reading women (near impossible.some say it is as hard as recovering an RSA key) or you are unlucky if then that is the case you have my apology.
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Blitzpwnage said:
You sir are either horrible at reading women (near impossible.some say it is as hard as recovering an RSA key) or you are unlucky if then that is the case you have my apology.
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It was bad luck...and well she was nice and sweet from the beginning and then 2 years in, after a couple of weeks, complete switch...
I got a new Evo out of it, but still..be careful out there...

Shigster said:
It was bad luck...and well she was nice and sweet from the beginning and then 2 years in, after a couple of weeks, complete switch...
I got a new Evo out of it, but still..be careful out there...
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Always the nice ones...always.
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Wow, this thread took a weird turn. Looks like I might have to hurt someone after all, as it seems the phone stopped working after about 2 days. Now it's stuck at the splash screen. Oh, and btw, I wasn't talking about literally killing someone.

but was she good in bed?
Shigster said:
I have...my crazy ex-girlfriend decided to break my EVO and break my laptop, then tried to take slash my tires, but the police got her and she is in a psych ward right now...in the heat of the moment, you want to hurt them really bad, but afterwards you cool down..
>_>
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wuclan48 said:
Nope, can't say I ever wanted to kill someone over a piece of electronics.
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...i don't think he was serious, party pooper...
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live2ride96 said:
Wow, this thread took a weird turn. Looks like I might have to hurt someone after all, as it seems the phone stopped working after about 2 days. Now it's stuck at the splash screen. Oh, and btw, I wasn't talking about literally killing someone.
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That does suck. My first thought when I read your OP was that a day and a half isn't long enough in rice.
Buy your wife lots of new shoes, and use the desiccant packs to dry out the evo. Then return the shoes to punnish her
This may help also:
http://www.ehow.com/way_5311385_homemade-desiccant-packs.html

xlGmanlx said:
but was she good in bed?
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You bet, petite Asian girl but wild in the sack...that's why the relationship lasted around 2 years xD
Buy your wife lots of new shoes, and use the desiccant packs to dry out the evo. Then return the shoes to punnish her
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I agree =D

Oh also, goggles doesn't work and when browsing threads using the xda app and using the goggles setup, the screen flashes to full brightness ....
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My MWC woes.

I'm gonna be in jail clearing up a warrant starting today. Which means no pathetically slobbering over engadgets live blogs. And already the small leaks leading up to it are so good!
Maybe they'll have the internet in there after all, they are like hotels nowadays

LOL! well good luck to you! stay out of trouble from now on! lol

Buahah that sucks... ill send you a letter with the blog updates

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I'm gonna be in jail clearing up a warrant starting today. Which means no pathetically slobbering over engadgets live blogs. And already the small leaks leading up to it are so good!
Maybe they'll have the internet in there after all, they are like hotels nowadays
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How long are you in for?

elegant: I know I'm really gonna have to cut back on the terrible crime of turning left into the right hand lane
shroomz: that would be excellent. just to make it irritating for the mail guy, send one for each update.
metal: hopefully only a week... but could be a month or more depending on which way the judge goes hahaha.

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metal: hopefully only a week... but could be a month or more depending on which way the judge goes hahaha.
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Good luck to you man, I know how bad jail sucks. Best piece of advice I can give you- don't drop the soap

hahaha its washoe county.
A. They probably don't have soap.
B. 80 of people in there are weekend warriors for possession of marijuana.
C. I pity the fool that tries to give me a log ride if I were to drop the soap.

Good luck m8.... you'll be fine. Just remember, the first thing you do is find the biggest Guy that's in your cell block/pod... what ever they call them now.
Hit him square on the chin... this can have 2 outcomes. Both a plus!!!
1. He drops like a bag of bricks, you'll get your own cell for a bit and no one will f with you.
2. He smiles, drops you like a bag of bricks, you'll get your own bed in the hospital wing and people will think your crazy and have some kind of death wish.
Win... Win... plus you'll have a great story to tell either way, right?
Anyway here's a link you may want to check out.... I think they over night...
http://www.soaponarope.com/

doh_tee said:
I'm gonna be in jail clearing up a warrant starting today. Which means no pathetically slobbering over engadgets live blogs. And already the small leaks leading up to it are so good!
Maybe they'll have the internet in there after all, they are like hotels nowadays
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I know my way around a jail a bit. So no internet, listen to the tank boss, stick to your own kind white on white, black with black, etc... always brush your teeth before morning chow or you will get a beatdown. Lastly find out which toilets are for what. One will be for pissing, one for ****ting, and one for washing clothes. Don't mess that up. Good luck.
The EVO you wish you had

Why not show up with a bondsman and skip jail until the court date?
Pay it in full you get it all back if you show up to court.

Better do those taxes with turbotax. You'll get your refund in a week so you can pay those fines.
Take your Evo and disassemble it and smuggle it in your anus like some people do. You can also train a pigeon to drop it off in the yard.
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gqstatus0685 said:
Take your Evo and disassemble it and smuggle it in your anus like some people do.
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Wow, I literally lol'd. Bravo, sir, bravo.
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klquicksall said:
I know my way around a jail a bit. So no internet, listen to the tank boss, stick to your own kind white on white, black with black, etc... always brush your teeth before morning chow or you will get a beatdown. Lastly find out which toilets are for what. One will be for pissing, one for ****ting, and one for washing clothes. Don't mess that up. Good luck.
The EVO you wish you had
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Can you elaborate on that toothbrush part?
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It probably means that inmates don't want to see pubes in between your teeth during chow time.
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gqstatus0685 said:
It probably means that inmates don't want to see pubes in between your teeth during chow time.
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And rightfully so. I mean, would you?

good luck bro. next time stay out of trouble!

gqstatus0685 said:
It probably means that inmates don't want to see pubes in between your teeth during chow time.
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So the site of a dude's hairy cornhole which you're about to go to town on is less offensive than some plaque on his teeth? There's a hefty amount of rationalization going on in jail.
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got out today. got lucky that I have an IQ higher than 9 and got time served haha.
got on here and definitely laughed my ass off. thanks. not like I was doing sirups all day. jerks.

Iowa winters.....

So I have learned this evening that snowflakes can trigger the capacitive keys on my Fascinate. Go figures....snow force closes apps like a BOSS
"I didn't say that...my Fascinate has a tiny troll inside it."

hesh.monster said:
So I have learned this evening that snowflakes can trigger the capacitive keys on my Fascinate. Go figures....snow force closes apps like a BOSS
"I didn't say that...my Fascinate has a tiny troll inside it."
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Why don't you turn on your shower head to see if heavy raindrops do the same thing? Use your pc to let us know your findings
"the relentless pursuit of the perfect rom"

Ouch...my pride lol
"I didn't say that...my Fascinate has a tiny troll inside it."

Where in Iowa? I'm in Waterloo.
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Dirty Dodge here
"I didn't say that...my Fascinate has a tiny troll inside it."

fstbusa said:
Where in Iowa? I'm in Waterloo.
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Isnt a "loo" a toilet in limie english? So you live in toilet water? J/K. Im just having a troll on this fine sunday afternoon.

hesh.monster said:
Dirty Dodge here
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thats cool. I come there and ride dirtbikes quite often.

Oh crap! Must have logged on to match.com by accident
"the relentless pursuit of the perfect rom"

laureanop said:
Oh crap! Must have logged on to match.com by accident
"the relentless pursuit of the perfect rom"
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A/S/L

mentose457 said:
Isnt a "loo" a toilet in limie english? So you live in toilet water? J/K. Im just having a troll on this fine sunday afternoon.
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You obviously have been to Waterloo.
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Yea careful with those snow flakes. Your wife will find your phone and the sites it was recently on. Them snow flakes are pretty shadey!! Hehehe
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Just wanted to say the Hawkeyes are going to kill those ****ing Sooners! Go Hawks!

Should do fine as long as they show up. I can totally see the defense taking a huge dump at midfield in the second half lol
"I didn't say that...my Fascinate has a tiny troll inside it."

The defense will hold up. I think the biggest propblem will be if Coker, If he has more than 150 rushing yards we will win the game. He hasnt showed up towards end of the season.

For sure, his dropsy hands have been a bit better. I think their biggest problem is coaching...I mean come on, how many years can you run the same tired ass pro set offense. Geez, the way I look at it you need to go big once in a while. 4th and goal down by 7 in the 4th......Nah, we'll take the field goal. <---frustrating
"I didn't say that...my Fascinate has a tiny troll inside it."

Kirk really has been quite a ***** this year. He has made 3 questionable calls like that this season. He has lost his balls.

Funny thing, the ultimate fun thread.

I'd like to tell a joke.
Here it goes:
Wildfire forum is active.
Another one:
Wildfire.
Purpose of this thread: Write some jokes, laugh a bit, and save Wildfire from low-activity disease.
Note: All jokes are welcome (if you can't handle black humor, don't whine), pictures also, but don't, DON'T put stuff from 9gag here, only if it's super cool. (18+)

Can never remember jokes when prompted but another idea is ban the person above you. I've seen it on another thread and its quite funny,so the idea is to post a reason why your banning the person above you.lol I Will start.
Your banned because smoking is bad ( lol typing with a fag in my gob)
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slymobi said:
Can never remember jokes when prompted but another idea is ban the person above you. I've seen it on another thread and its quite funny,so the idea is to post a reason why your banning the person above you.lol I Will start.
Your banned because smoking is bad ( lol typing with a fag in my gob)
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I saw it too.
Here's one about Hitler:
About 50 Jews standing in front of a hole and Hitler commanding them: "left hand and right leg up" -pushes one into hole- "stand straight" -pushes second one into hole- "right hand up" -starts to push the third one- when Lars comes and tells: Adolf, stop playing tetris it's lunch time.
(If someone got offended, tell ill remove the post)
Andddd... youre banned because its supposed to be global warming and its -15 celsius outside!

I don't really thing the Wildfire forum is THAT inactive ._.
(But then again I do kind of like not having to go through 9001 new posts everytime I go and check)
Here's a joke: My iPhone fell out of my pocket and it didn't shatter.

nejc121 said:
I don't really thing the Wildfire forum is THAT inactive ._.
(But then again I do kind of like not having to go through 9001 new posts everytime I go and check)
Here's a joke: My iPhone fell out of my pocket and it didn't shatter.
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lol ok heres mine
Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here.....
aaaaaaaaaaaaaand your banned because an i-phone was in your pocket

Joke: iOS is not restricted at all.
(Sorry if I have bad jokes, I'm kind of happy because I just un-bricked my Elf )
You get banned for sucking so hard that you landed on a desert island.

nejc121 said:
Joke: iOS is not restricted at all.
(Sorry if I have bad jokes, I'm kind of happy because I just un-bricked my Elf )
You get banned for sucking so hard that you landed on a desert island.
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sweet here is a funny pic i found XD

heavy_metal_man said:
sweet here is a funny pic i found XD
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Your banned for not banning
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here's a joke: 3D games on the Wildfire ( )
You are banned for not telling a joke
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Here's a joke, when we already bash iOS: "Yo momma's so stupid she finds iOS complicated!"

From 9gag, but so true.

i found this hysterical http://artoftrolling.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/yahoo-answers-troll-untitled23.jpg

heavy_metal_man said:
i found this hysterical http://artoftrolling.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/yahoo-answers-troll-untitled23.jpg
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Hahaha! It all makes sense now (referring to modern rap artists).

more funny pics
if condoms had sponsors
and my joke of the day
Rooster
A farmer goes out and buys a new, young rooster. As soon as he brings him home, the young rooster rushes and screws all 150 of the farmers hens. The farmer is impressed. At lunchtime, the young rooster again screws all 150 hens. The farmer is not just impressed anymore,he is worried. Next morning,not only is the rooster screwing the hens but he is screwing the turkeys,ducks even the cow. Later farmer looks out into the barnyard and finds the rooster stretched out, limp as a rag, his eyes closed, dead and vultures circling overhead. The farmer runs out, looks down at the young roosters limp body and says: "You deserved it, you horny bastard!" And the young rooster opens one eye, points up at the vultures with his wing, and says, Shhhh!,they are about to land."

OK so there is a blonde female lawyer, and she's thinking of getting a new car. Now everyone else she works with all drive BMW's so she decides to get a mercadies (can't spell ) so she goes to the dealers and sees a lovely convert able and buys it on the spot. Wanting to test the car out she goes for a drive in the country side. After a while the car breaks down, so, knowing nothing about cars she calls the rac. After half an hour a grumpy man arrives and tells her to pop the bonnet. 10 minutes later he tells her to start it up, and it roars into life! Impressed the blonde says "what was wrong, what can I do to fix it?" And the man mumbles "oh.. just **** in the air intake." And she replys "how often should I do that?"
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heavy_metal_man said:
ok so there is a blonde female lawyer, and she's thinking of getting a new car. Now everyone else she works with all drive bmw's so she decides to get a mercadies (can't spell :d) so she goes to the dealers and sees a lovely convert able and buys it on the spot. Wanting to test the car out she goes for a drive in the country side. After a while the car breaks down, so, knowing nothing about cars she calls the rac. After half an hour a grumpy man arrives and tells her to pop the bonnet. 10 minutes later he tells her to start it up, and it roars into life! Impressed the blonde says "what was wrong, what can i do to fix it?" and the man mumbles "oh.. Just **** in the air intake." and she replys "how often should i do that?" :d:d:d
Sent from my ice cream sandwich powered htc wildfire b-)
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hahahaha
here's one, so true
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.
The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."
So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.
The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.
They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain."
They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.
On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.
There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."

Lmao the people I work with found that well funny
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Making copies of that to post in the local clubs

Joke: This thread died just when it was about to born !!!

huston8 said:
Joke: This thread died just when it was about to born !!!
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Its sad because what you wrote is a fact, shame, though