I don't want to live on this planet anymore. - Epic 4G General

http://androidspin.com/2012/09/11/a...li-and-grocery-store-in-latest-legal-dispute/
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That....is insane. Maybe the Samsung case victory went to their heads a little too much.

I think Apple’s corporate belief (and this started with Jobs) is that people are really, really stupid and can’t be trusted with anything. They completely lock down their products and make them so frustratingly simple a 2 year old can use them to their full potential. They may actually believe that their users are so stupid they might mistake this polish deli for some incredible, magical new product from Apple.
Most true thing I've heard about apple and its users... and if you're an apple user in any form and are offended by this, I couldn't care less!
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Somehow I think my signature link is particularly apropos for this thread too:

Today 07:15 PM
flastnoles11
I think Apple’s corporate belief (and this started with Jobs) is that people are really, really stupid and can’t be trusted with anything. They completely lock down their products and make them so frustratingly simple a 2 year old can use them to their full potential. They may actually believe that their users are so stupid they might mistake this polish deli for some incredible, magical new product from Apple.
Most true thing I've heard about apple and its users... and if you're an apple user in any form and are offended by this, I couldn't care less!
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Most true thing ive heard about apple users...
LOL what you came up with in your head is the most truth you have heard about apple users? I dont use apple and i am not offended...Unless i misunderstood you thats pretty much how i think...im just trying to confirm cause thats some kinda **** id say
Whats up Zenzui...got any more topics i can troll to get my 10 post count up...got so much info to share with the dev community but you know less than 10 posts...
sdxs doesnt have that rule...just saying LOVE XDA!

rawready said:
Most true thing ive heard about apple users...
LOL what you came up with in your head is the most truth you have heard about apple users? I dont use apple and i am not offended...Unless i misunderstood you thats pretty much how i think...im just trying to confirm cause thats some kinda **** id say
Whats up Zenzui...got any more topics i can troll to get my 10 post count up...got so much info to share with the dev community but you know less than 10 posts...
sdxs doesnt have that rule...just saying LOVE XDA!
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That was a comment from the link in the op that I copied to here... which is why I said most true thing I've ever heard (prolly shoulda said read though )...
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That was a comment from the link in the op that I copied to here... which is why I said most true thing I've ever heard (prolly shoulda said read though )...
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and i probably said shoulda have said i was joking lol...about the 10 post count part...
none the less...the apple situation and the way i think are true :angel:
but either way i agree with you

This reminds me of when Chick-fil-A went after that local grocery store guy for using the slogan "Eat more kale" to advertise the kale he was selling. They said it was too similar to their "Eat mor chikin" slogan.
Big companies can be so crazy sometimes!

Someone should start a class action lawsuit on behalf of the trees that have been producing fruit of the same name for centuries...
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theres a book out there that has somthing to do with an apple F***n everything up...we should learn from our mistakes.

Next thing you know they'll be suing the fruit..
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This feels like Apple's playing poker with the big shots like Samsung and so-forth at the table. They keep bluffing and going all in with those lawsuits. They won't be able to keep that up for long. I've spoken to many friends who are Apple users and they too are upset with the ridiculous Apple Legal Team. It isn't fair to Apple as a whole to be looked down upon at its entirety, but its the "Don" at the top calling the shots..
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We can no longer eat apples, apple may sue us for eating something that looks like there logo.
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rawready said:
theres a book out there that has somthing to do with an apple F***n everything up...we should learn from our mistakes.
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Ha
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rawready said:
theres a book out there that has somthing to do with an apple F***n everything up...we should learn from our mistakes.
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I'm pretty sure it was the woman who (as you put it) ****ed everything up, not the apple....
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flastnoles11 said:
I'm pretty sure it was the woman who (as you put it) ****ed everything up, not the apple....
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So you're saying Apple is going to file a class-action lawsuit against all women for defamation??
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Steve jobs gone

Steve Jobs Resigns!!! What you think?
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The end of Apple begins here >
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remains chairman of the board and controls all the execs via some sort of darth vader telepethy.
big deal
depending on who replaces him I'd say it could bring the demise of apple.
or they could get better....
but im going to say most likely the demise of apple. I wonder how much their stock is going to drop
Huzzah!!
Tim Cook named successor, btw.
Sent from the American Dream.
Android Google the World is yours!!
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ummm...shouldn't that read "retires"? He's not a healthy guy, as is well known.
This will mean less than nothing in terms of their day to day biz. It's still his company. I have my issues with them but objectively speaking there's a lot to admire about him and Apple. (No, I don't and won't own their products, but I don't have to be a tribalist either.)
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or they could get better....
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Considering, they can't get any worse IMHO. You want to touch that icon? Oh, there's a charge for that. You want, this to work? Ya, there's a charge for that too. ROFL!!!
And whats this, its a rectangular shape? LAWSUIT!! A Windows original icon borrowed by crApple? LAWSUIT!!
Sorry, crApple sucks, I hope it is their demise.
and I thought he died
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http://techcrunch.com/2011/08/24/apples-coo-tim-cook-replaces-steve-jobs-as-ceo/
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ummm...shouldn't that read "retires"? He's not a healthy guy, as is well known.
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Yes I agree. The whole death scenerio entered my head at first.
I wonder how the stock will perform in the next few weeks ?
He's been gone on a medical leave for quite some time.
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Apple stock down 6% after hours
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haha this was posted on XDA before it was on the main page of google news, 24 hour news, and TMZ.
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Apple stock down 6% after hours
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Really? LOL!
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I love it.
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ac16313 said:
Really? LOL!
Yea its down i'm watching cnbc business channel they where talking about Steve jobs for 20min they going to have a hour show about him at 8pm
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iPhone gets flash now, Steve jumps off a cliff.
honestly, I hope apple can keep up the momentum he started. If iphone didn't start the trend, we may never have gotten android, and if the 2 didn't keep trying to 1up eachother, android wouldn't be as awesome as it is. Competition drives innovation. I wish apple luck... if only to keep a fire lit under google's ass
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honestly, I hope apple can keep up the momentum he started. If iphone didn't start the trend, we may never have gotten android, and if the 2 didn't keep trying to 1up eachother, android wouldn't be as awesome as it is. Competition drives innovation. I wish apple luck... if only to keep a fire lit under google's ass
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That is true ... we all know what happens with monopolies .... competition is always good for the consumers

Why oh Why Samsung!

READ THIS
Cause they is inept.......Plain and simples!
They have THE best phone currently available in the market (SGS2), one of the best tablets (10.1) and about to have the mutha of ALL phones (Galaxy Nexus), SO you have to ask yourself a question about the motivation of a company who seems to be hell-bent on cementing their place in the market as a rip-off merchant.
At least Apple try and pretend to have come up with an idea (by preaching out the usual "innovate" subliminal dictorate) BEFORE launching their attack dogs. Sammy just blatantly highlight>copy>paste>plagiarise and HOPE that no-one else in the world has eyes, sense, access to a computer or quite simply the nous to notice what they have done.
What is the Korean for "IDIOTS"?
Rofl, thats hilarious!
This is ingenious, i think we're not giving them enough credit. Now when apple sues them they can say "clearly our products are different enough for anyone to spot the difference" and cases get thrown out of court. Or maybe their just stupid as fk, who knows.
Well a few years back, wasn't it just norm, to copy paste publish what ever they wanted. Like the pirates they are.?
I am not surprised, seems they need to engage a USA firm of Americans who know the difference, and can setup a good thing.
Boss: Can we have a picture of Google maps running on the Galaxy Player 5.0 please.
Marketing firm: Sure no probs, a quick google search later and 'shop out the Apple bar and nobody will be able to tell the difference.
Boss: Thanks
Fandroids (inc me): Doh!
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BUSTED SAMSUNG! It's like Jerry Springer up in here!
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Nice, the worst photoshot work i´ve ever seen even i could do better. how can i be sure that someone just paste it there and now say it´s from samsung? You believe in everything... Come on. Are you from US? lol
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This is ingenious, i think we're not giving them enough credit. Now when apple sues them they can say "clearly our products are different enough for anyone to spot the difference" and cases get thrown out of court. Or maybe their just stupid as fk, who knows.
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hahahahaha
wow, that is just amazing.
someone's losing their job over that one, i'm sure. but you have to remember, marketing morons in big companies aren't exactly rocket scientists (or even comparable in intelligence to a pig for that matter).
That's why I like photoshop lol. You can make a coca-cola guy drink pepsi hahahah
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Head-desk.... Hahaha.
silly samsung
Stop it, or i will call my mamma!
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sinto202 said:
Stop it, or i will call my mamma!
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How the heck did you get the SGT 7.7?
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olyloh6696 said:
How the heck did you get the SGT 7.7?
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From my mamma, and i am not kidding!
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sinto202 said:
From my mamma, and i am not kidding!
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Does she work or have anything associated to Samsung?
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Another Funny Samsung Commercial

Samsung Counter Attacks Apple by Ads yet again
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4STej_rWlo&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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love those samsung ads. about time they took that confrontation to open eyes. not just steve jobs could say anything he wanted and get away with it...
These are just getting old. Both the iPhone and the Galaxy S II are great devices. They are also completely different and unique in their own ways. Samsung's first commercial was funny, these are just getting old. C'mon people grow up a bit.
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King Shady said:
These are just getting old. Both the iPhone and the Galaxy S II are great devices. They are also completely different and unique in their own ways. Samsung's first commercial was funny, these are just getting old. C'mon people grow up a bit.
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It is not as funny as the first commercial but i just have the urge to share.. hahaha
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They are also completely different and unique in their own ways.
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Apple clearly doesn't seem to think so
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tmEegvUpGA&feature=relmfu
And another LOL
Both as funny as hell Frankly, you're in the wrong place if you're expecting anything remotely resembling love for Mapple :-|
Great adverts as they maybe yes. But i have to agree with King Shady here. Kinda getting a bit tired of all the adverts now and kinda gets old....But still funny as hell though
Ginger people have no soul!!!!
clearly ads geared towards bobos.
Also that chick was not very shapely. She's as flat chested as a pre-teenage boy.

Not a Goodbye thread

So I got a Epic Touch for a reasonable price that should be arriving tomorrow. Not getting rid of my Epic, but it won't be on a line. I'll be happy to test anything for people. Please feel free to contact me. I'll be lurking and helping here still. Not to fear.
Let us know how it is going from epic's QWERTY to no-keyboard.
The keyboard options for new phones are sparse and not terribly viable (droid 4's display, bootloader, etc).
It will soon be time for all of us to move on, and life in the non-qwerty world seems daunting!
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On screen :Should stuck out for. Little but longer for the gnex
Keyboard: Should have stuck it out for a little bit longer for the gnex
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I didn't use my upgrade on the purchase. Bought from a themer moving to gnex due to no signal.
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The Root said:
I didn't use my upgrade on the purchase. Bought from a themer moving to gnex due to no signal.
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You'll love it
Just bricked mine .. got an iPhone instead of another epic touch
iSaint said:
You'll love it
Just bricked mine .. got an iPhone instead of another epic touch
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How's 4g on your iPhone?
That Sh*T Cray
Is this a goodbye thread?
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masaidjet said:
How's 4g on your iPhone?
That Sh*T Cray
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Surprisingly I love it so far this phone just works...
iSaint said:
Surprisingly I love it so far this phone just works...
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Aww man, my friends got them the games are crazy Temple Run!! That pull down is nice, Apple always get it right
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Glad you will still be around, man.
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Aww man, my friends got them the games are crazy Temple Run!! That pull down is nice, Apple always get it right
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WHICH THEY STOLE FROM US IN THE 1ST PLACE!!!
Apple is sue happy and gets pissed when someone is better and has good ideas yet they sue others from stealing ideas or patents but look what happened in iOS 5.0 GTFOH APPLE.
Not you but APPLE
XxLostSoulxX said:
WHICH THEY STOLE FROM US IN THE 1ST PLACE!!!
Apple is sue happy and gets pissed when someone is better and has good ideas yet they sue others from stealing ideas or patents but look what happened in iOS 5.0 GTFOH APPLE.
Not you but APPLE
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Agreed
Returning it tomorrow just wanted to screw with it for a day
Sorry dude
buy yea you'll enjoy it its an awesome phone and we're gwtting a crapload of ics leaks and cm9 is almost complete
XxLostSoulxX said:
WHICH THEY STOLE FROM US IN THE 1ST PLACE!!!
Apple is sue happy and gets pissed when someone is better and has good ideas yet they sue others from stealing ideas or patents but look what happened in iOS 5.0 GTFOH APPLE.
Not you but APPLE
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Don't get heated over the comment I made I was joking. And you should read about Apple's pull down. It's like they stole and manipulated in a way that Google could sue, but will fail in doing so.
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masaidjet said:
Don't get heated over the comment I made I was joking. And you should read about Apple's pull down. It's like they stole and manipulated in a way that Google could sue, but will fail in doing so.
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im not heated haha im just saying like "HELLO" Apple is a greedy ***** point blank.
I may even reactivate this guy every so often.
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Apple is rotten to the core. Case closed.
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Oh no....not you!!!! Lol
You will love it but definitely miss this group.
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Don't get heated over the comment I made I was joking. And you should read about Apple's pull down. It's like they stole and manipulated in a way that Google could sue, but will fail in doing so.
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Omg when my sister upgraded to the 4S on att I played with it for a bit and she got a text and I saw a little symbol in the "notification bar" uptop and habitually swiped down and forgot I was on an iphone lmfao I was like "O.O and they sue google partners over **** that people can't even see?"
I wish we had "technology courts" or something that will have judges who specialize in electronics and will actually know when a company is suing, that company also has parts blatantly stolen from "company b".
One thing I admire about apple is their control over the sheeple. Its so amazing!
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As the Cybermen say: Delete!
iSaint said:
Surprisingly I love it so far this phone just works...
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Adult Swim's got a **** ton of games for the iPhone. Just sayin'.
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One too many times on the bus...

I'd just like to point something out:
When referring to my or any other Android-powered smartphone, do not call it "an Android". That is incorrect; Android is the operating system, not the entire device. I don't run around calling your iPhone an iOS. Go with "Android phone" or "Android device" or something similar.
Secondly, despite Samsung's commercials, calling a device by it's manufacturing name is wrong too. You can argue that all you want: but referring to your Blackberry as a RIM, your iPhone as an Apple, or your Pre Plus as an HP sounds absurd. Android and WP7 devices are created by different manufacturers. So it's even more wrong to do so. It sounds wrong, and it is wrong.
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The evo 4g lte is not a samsung...
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Old people and hipsters: I blame you for this.
You need to get a bicycle.
I climbed the 90!!
LMFAO where did you get that you sneaky little
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I use the term "Android device"
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I bought it. I'll call it whatever the hell I want to.
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I read iOS and almost barfed.
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Its a kernel. I tell you.
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Heh... most people I know dont even go for the full Android, and just call it a Droid phone.
I'm fine with that, unless I need to know the exact type, which is rare, Droid works for me, as I am smart enough to understand that when I hear Droid, it just means a person has a phone that runs the Android OS.
No need to get panties all in a bunch over it, that's more of an iPhone owner behavior
No... I am on my EPIC 4G! I hate how people specify iPhone and don't just say "my phone" and instead say "oh, let me check my iPhone".
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DCRocks said:
Heh... most people I know dont even go for the full Android, and just call it a Droid phone.
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Pretty much this. Who cares what the proper nomenclature is. Calling an Android device an "Android" or a "Droid" isn't any different than calling any brand of facial tissue "Kleenex" or (for you old timers out there like me) any portable cassette player a "Walkman".
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CapsLockKey said:
Pretty much this. Who cares what the proper nomenclature is. Calling an Android device an "Android" or a "Droid" isn't any different than calling any brand of facial tissue "Kleenex" or (for you old timers out there like me) any portable cassette player a "Walkman".
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Yah, Verizon did an incredible job with their Droid Ad campaign, so much so, that "Droid" seems to be the most commonly used name for any phone running the android OS.
Someone at the Verizon Ad department deserves a major bonus for their work on that Ad run
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Problem?
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Dam! I missed it... again!! grrr....
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(for you old timers out there like me) any portable cassette player a "Walkman".
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Argh! Didn't need to see this now my back hurts and I feel OLD lol. I just go with Droid.
darkierawr said:
I'd just like to point something out:
When referring to my or any other Android-powered smartphone, do not call it "an Android". That is incorrect; Android is the operating system, not the entire device. I don't run around calling your iPhone an iOS. Go with "Android phone" or "Android device" or something similar.
Secondly, despite Samsung's commercials, calling a device by it's manufacturing name is wrong too. You can argue that all you want: but referring to your Blackberry as a RIM, your iPhone as an Apple, or your Pre Plus as an HP sounds absurd. Android and WP7 devices are created by different manufacturers. So it's even more wrong to do so. It sounds wrong, and it is wrong.
Old people and hipsters: I blame you for this.
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Android to me is a family. Not just the operating system. Too many people start flame wars over manufacturing. So to me I love my Droid... Not to mention there are too many Android phones out there, and only a few iPhones. Crazy that you care so much lol. please I am only kidding. Anyway hope this helps .
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CapsLockKey said:
Pretty much this. Who cares what the proper nomenclature is. Calling an Android device an "Android" or a "Droid" isn't any different than calling any brand of facial tissue "Kleenex" or (for you old timers out there like me) any portable cassette player a "Walkman".
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I believe the common term for this literary phenomena is "proprietary eponym". 'Kleenex' for facial tissue; 'Xerox machine' for a photocopier, etc etc. Our mod and I live in Central Florida where people drink "Cokes" when they are holding a can of 7-Up...
"Droid" has come on board as any mobile smartphone device NOT manufactured by Apple or RIM.
Darkie is justified for pointing this out, just as the devs were for illustrating the difference between "kernels" and "kernals"
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orlzzt said:
I believe the common term for this literary phenomena is "proprietary eponym". 'Kleenex' for facial tissue; 'Xerox machine' for a photocopier, etc etc. Our mod and I live in Central Florida where people drink "Cokes" when they are holding a can of 7-Up...
"Droid" has come on board as any mobile smartphone device NOT manufactured by Apple or RIM.
Darkie is justified for pointing this out, just as the devs were for illustrating the difference between "kernels" and "kernals"
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We call it pop in MI
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I call it Kernal Droid Applebottom. Am I doing it right?
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I call it Kernal Droid Applebottom. Am I doing it right?
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Jeans, boots with the furrrrrr!
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kennyglass123 said:
Jeans, boots with the furrrrrr!
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To this day I'm still a sucker for the jean skirt and uggs. I have no idea why.
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We call it pop in MI
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Yes, I'm familiar with that term. I didn't know you were a Michigander, Marcus. You, Shane, s0ckm0nk3y... jeez, the Wolverines are taking over the world...
Remember QBKing's "parody" video, about "things noobs say"? One of the 'bits' he does in that vid is when he walks into the room and says "hey guys! Check out my new 'Droid'!" I always thought that line referred to this very topic...
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