Funny iris responses - Epic 4G General

Iris is a Siri like app, I reccomend downloading it if you want humorous conversations
Everyone post your funny iris responses:
Me: Who is our current president?
Iris: Obama the llama
Me: Do you use Google plus?
Iris: No, I use blackle.
Me: Iris, why is your name Iris?
Iris: Dude my name isnt Iris, its Chris.
Me: Your name is Chris?
Iris: No, my name is Iris..
Me: Iris tell me a story
Iris: You tell me one first
Me: But I asked you to tell me a story first, so you go first.
Iris: I don't want to.
Me: why don't you want to tell me a story?
Iris: Fine. I will tell you, but you must keep it a secret.
Me: Okay, I'm listening.
Iris: Don't come.
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Im dling this now
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I like this but they should make iy look like siri so i can troll
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gtuansdiamm said:
I like this but they should make iy look like siri so i can troll
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True.
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Some new to me look intersting

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gtuansdiamm said:
I like this but they should make iy look like siri so i can troll
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Come on now... Apple would sue

Can't screenshot but I asked when the samsung epic will get gingerbread the answer was who knows maybe when the sun goes cold. Lol
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Me: When will the Epic 4G get Gingerbread?
Iris: 3000 years from now.
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"Iris is a Siri like app..."
Haha Iris is Siri backwards. So I'm going to assume it's sole purpose was to be a Siri like app.
Downloading now...
EDIT: Jeez. I'm pretty sure Iris is the troll here.
Me: "I am drunk..."
Iris: "What have you been drinking?"
Me: "Yeager Meister. But I don't see how that applies."
Iris: "Um, sure."
Me: "Ugh, just please find me a cab"
Iris: "I have found one.(Link to Wikipedia")

Speaktoit Assistant works better than Iris.

bigray327 said:
Speaktoit Assistant works better than Iris.
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10 char

Lmao
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My GF fighting with Iris over me lmfao
Funny stuff

Fwiw, I never said it was supposed to do its job. I said it was humorous.
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Me: what's the forecast for las vegas
Iris: A nice start, maybe an exciting event, followed with lots of action, that winds down to where the guy gets what he deserves.
lol

bigray327 said:
Speaktoit Assistant works better than Iris.
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I don't believe iris was made to be serious. Sometimes it does have serious responses (very few but they are there) but I think it was also made to occassionally be funny as well.
I have Speaktoit for serious task and when I need a laugh I use iris.
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you guys aren't fans of Vlingo?

Vlingo is better imo
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It's probably due to the the fact that they want feedback from the assistant. Voice control isn't all that special to me I use our when I need it but don't rely on out all the time.
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Related

Hey samsung!!

Since you guys are supporting the developers now, can you please send me the folder /system/framework/ in the slated Gingerbread (2.3) update for the Samsung Epic 4G on Sprint? I want to prepare a couple things so I can release some themes soon after the release? Please send me a PM. Thanks in advance.
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Yes please samsung this guy does good things.
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Samsung's on xda?
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Shoulon said:
Samsung's on xda?
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Yessir
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marcusant said:
Yessir
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Great, Samsung, please, also, send what ever the Cyanogenmod team needs over for the Epic, many here would appreciate that.
Yes, us themers and developers need this so we can start working on GB and not play the guessing game on what will change.
gjones77 said:
Great, Samsung, please, also, send what ever the Cyanogenmod team needs over for the Epic, many here would appreciate that.
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true story
gjones77 said:
Great, Samsung, please, also, send what ever the Cyanogenmod team needs over for the Epic, many here would appreciate that.
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Samsung, I also make this request!
Do this and I promise to swap out my HTC with a Samsung ASAP!!!
Even if I have to pay full price, it would be worth it!
If you have twitter, I would try my luck with SamsungJohn's twitter page.
http://twitter.com/#!/samsungjohn
He seems pretty responsive.
Send me a PM too.
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lolwut?
we already know whats different.... try looking at systemui.apk
shabbypenguin said:
lolwut?
we already know whats different.... try looking at systemui.apk
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Each build they change something.
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Hook these guys up, Samsung!
Woah, if you actually get a response let us know! Lol
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From what I can see, they have a bit of work to do on that system_ui from the EE03 build.
Hey samsung! Give apple a nice giant finger for me! I walked in they're stores. Flashed my epic and spit on they're ipads. AN-DROI-EEED *****!!
K no more caffeine.
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RushAOZ said:
I walked in they're stores. Flashed my epic and spit on they're ipads.
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You should have jailbroken them instead, if you were flashing your phone.
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nerdtaco said:
You should have jailbroken them instead, if you were flashing your phone.
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Iv'e walked into a apple store and jailbroken a iphone before. It was when 3.0 (I don't remember what version)had that over the internet jailbreak.
I like standing next to the iphones and showing off my Epic =)
Soon will be the Within.
Shoulon said:
Iv'e walked into a apple store and jailbroken a iphone before. It was when 3.0 (I don't remember what version)had that over the internet jailbreak.
I like standing next to the iphones and showing off my Epic =)
Soon will be the Within.
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Haha that would be hilarious, I wonder if you downloaded a bunch of packages with cydia, and demanded to know why your phone didn't come like the display one what they would say.
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ac16313 said:
Haha that would be hilarious, I wonder if you downloaded a bunch of packages with cydia, and demanded to know why your phone didn't come like the display one what they would say.
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They would say...
You have a brain and are capable of thinking for yourself, get out, you are not welcome here!

please delete

please delete
LOL, really hope this person finds this thread...
Help support autism awareness,it only takes 2 seconds to help make a difference...
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This is embarrassing ...
but have i been coming in that much ?
iSaint said:
This is embarrassing ...
but have i been coming in that much ?
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Seriously?....
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This is fantastic.
iSaint said:
This is embarrassing ...
but have i been coming in that much ?
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Really? You? I don't think so man...were you just in yesterday? (Friday the 8th?)
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deano0714 said:
Seriously?....
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squshy 7 said:
Really? You? I don't think so man...were you just in yesterday? (Friday the 8th?)
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lol
10 char
Lol I doubt it was iSaint..... he knows how to use odin (I hope lmao)
Just for the record, whoever you are have no reason to be "scared" or anything like that by contacting me. Obviously we don't care that you're rooting your phone since we've helped you everytime, it's just getting to the point that someone seriously needs to help you out. As I said before, it'll benefit both of us.
And by the way, I'm not the same tech that you've talked to face to face. I'm an epic user unlike him.
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This has got to be the the funniest thread ever
GituSum Epic4G
GituSum said:
This has got to be the the funniest thread ever
GituSum Epic4G
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Please dont make this embarrassing for this user. It'll decrease the chance that I find this user and possibly result in a customer complaint.
This is definitely a serious inquiry. We should all be willing to lend such a helping hand
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squshy 7 said:
Please dont make this embarrassing for this user. It'll decrease the chance that I find this user and possibly result in a customer complaint.
This is definitely a serious inquiry. We should all be willing to lend such a helping hand
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LOL @ Thread title beginning with " WANTED " LMAOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
squshy 7 said:
Please dont make this embarrassing for this user. It'll decrease the chance that I find this user and possibly result in a customer complaint.
This is definitely a serious inquiry. We should all be willing to lend such a helping hand
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Just edit the OP, and have the user PM you, that way it stays private and allows the user to not have to come forward publicly. Honestly though, if the user does see this, there's no reason to be embarrassed... we were all unfamiliar with how to do this stuff at one point or another (Im still not great at it, but good enough to get by), and learning how to do so is nothing to be ashamed of.
Lol I live by cranberry but never been to the sprint store there.
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I was just joking ....
But is there a reward if we find this wanted criminal.
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iSaint said:
I was just joking ....
But is there a reward if we find this wanted criminal.
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Lol no. Title edited. Didn't mean for it to come across like that
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pfft i wish my sprint store was as cool as this, the manager there gets all huffy when he sees me.. of course that was due to him trying to talk to me like an idiot and me correcting him on several points about the nexus s 4g...
best of luck to finding your lost soul.
I have to agree. What you are doing here is a good thing. Instead of bashing him, you are helping him learn. This is a win for all involved. Good job man!
Has the wanted surfaced yet?
Next time he comes to the store, redirect him to this thread on his phone!
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Wish android had siri

Well I got a chance to check the iphone siri voice app. I have to say its pretty damn nice but not enough to make me get the iphone I just wish android had a great voice app like that. Maybe someone here can port it over to our phone if not than what's a great voice app for android
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blackdragon79 said:
Well I got a chance to check the iphone siri voice app. I have to say its pretty damn nice but not enough to make me get the iphone I just wish android had a great voice app like that. Maybe someone here can port it over to our phone if not than what's a great voice app for android
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iris
ugothakd said:
iris
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If you dl IRIS and use IVONA HQ you'll get good really high quality sound when IRIS replies. My phone is a british woman.
Iris just isn't there yet. Iris is good for a few smartass remarks that's about it.
Didn't even think that app was there thanks
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I installed iris.
"no speech input" shows up for me. I'm on CM7 :-/ Maybe i'm over looking something.
Android assistant is good too
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jackal516 said:
I installed iris.
"no speech input" shows up for me. I'm on CM7 :-/ Maybe i'm over looking something.
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You have to have Pico TTS or an app of that nature and the Google Voice Search app.
To OP:
Siri is probably the most over rated feature in the history of phones.
This is funny
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfcfckILNHo&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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Vlingo- free from the market....very good! Even car mode with voice to text!
Speaktoit is good also...
Epic Life, Epic Phone... It all makes sense to me.
mattykinsx said:
You have to have Pico TTS or an app of that nature and the Google Voice Search app.
To OP:
Siri is probably the most over rated feature in the history of phones.
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ahem. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/N-Gage
Tandrew86 said:
ahem. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/N-Gage
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I said feature, not design.
When I read about Siri it seemed pretty cool, so I started playing around with what is built into the stock gingerbread android build. (Just hold the search button until the Speak prompt appears). It's actually pretty good. Not as conversational or integrated as Siri, but it works pretty well for sending voice texts and generally navigating the phone.
And yes, Iris is good for a laugh.
Jeannie is good and free
R3537L1F3 said:
Jeannie is good and free
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+1
Although the paid version of Jeannie has faster response time
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SemiGamer said:
+1
Although the paid version of Jeannie has faster response time
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Yeah it does. My iPhone loving friend loved Jeannie and Iris. And he currently has an Android phone
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Check out Skyvi - https://market.android.com/details?...id=com.bluetornadosf.smartypants&rdot=1&pli=1.
it has a 4.3 rating. haven't tried it out myself yet tho. it incorporates Wolfram Alpha, which is what siri uses i think.
Maybe it's just me, but I don't want to/expect to talk to my phone like it's a person (and have it perform results I expect.)
Saying "weather" and having my phone take me to the weather makes infinitely more sense than asking it "Will I need to wear galoshes to work?"
Granted, some of the actions might need some natural language, and might be nice, but a lot of what I've seen from Siri demoed is just asking simple things in about as dumbass and roundabout a way as possible.
Jeannie is just as good.
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[PORT][Siri For Android]

Sara(Android Siri)​
This is siri like looking app, I can't figure out if its functionality is same as apple's siri or not because I have not used original siri for more than 1 minute.
I am sharing this app, I am not the developer
You can donate to the developer from inside the app using paypal
This app is known as Sara instead of Siri
Download here
http://db.tt/E5Z6G73t
HTML error....???? Iris is better...
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Does not work in cm9/aokp. Keeps bringing me to plays store to download the voice library over and over.
Install the voice data
Then clear data of this app and rerun
It is working on my both phones, I am using AOKP rom on optimus one and stock on htc explorer
Techgod said:
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HTML error....???? Iris is better...
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Did it happen on first run?, it is working fine for me.
And about iris, its UI is bad otherwise its definitely better....
I've read just yesterday that google is developing Siri-like app for android phones... So I guess we can expect official helper from Google soon
This app is good! Had a nice time using it.
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rishabho1 said:
Did it happen on first run?, it is working fine for me.
And about iris, its UI is bad otherwise its definitely better....
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Ask it what is the date it says 26 january...
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Kvidli said:
I've read just yesterday that google is developing Siri-like app for android phones... So I guess we can expect official helper from Google soon
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eager to see it...hope its true, finger cross xD
Techgod said:
Ask it what is the date it says 26 january...
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why are you continously telling the flaws, i am not the dev so i cant help
rishabho1 said:
why are you continously telling the flaws, i am not the dev so i cant help
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Its ok......its still in alpha stage....
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for ipod, its working but the server seems to be down. i use to have on both my android and ipod 2g. so yeah the ipod work but the server often attacked
Going to try it!!
Are you kidding me
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Evo 4g gone Nexus

Not hear to brag.
Buy its nice to see the Evo community continue to strive ... love never had an Android phone with thus type if cimm
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rj88 said:
Not hear to brag.
Buy its nice to see the Evo community continue to strive ... love never had an Android phone with thus type if cimm
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I was able to translate only some of that. :highfive:
HD2FORNICK said:
I was able to translate only some of that. :highfive:
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I'm still trying to find the point of even creating this topic so your a step ahead of me.
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Dafuq u just say?????
When my kids ask me,"Dad, what does this word mean?" I say bring me a dictionary.......then I smack them with it, and tell them to Google that sh¡t!!!
rj88 said:
Not hear to brag.
Buy its nice to see the Evo community continue to strive ... love never had an Android phone with thus type if cimm
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Ok first off,you spelled "hear" wrong,its "here",then you said strive,but the worst part is the word cimm,what is this language you speak??You didnt even mention anything about the nexus,hence the title,your waisting space my brother.Whats your point??
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