I dropped it today onto a wooden floor from about 3 feet. It landed directly on the corner edge and then tilted over flat. The corner has a small paint chip
lol if that is all...
I used my Tab to beat down a mugger who was accosting someone's grandmother. The corner has a small bloody skull fragment.
My Tab isn't quite that...lethal, but it's damned handy.
I needed to dice up some beef and vegetables for a stew, but my cutting board was in the dishwasher, so I used the Tab instead.
Later that day, I needed to slice some cheddar cheese...my cutting board was clean by then, but my knife was dirty, so I used the Tab.
Was a bit of a pain getting the cheese out of the USB connector though.
my tab = rape victim
task650 said:
my tab = rape victim
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ehh your tab was forced to become succumbed ?
It seems that karma hates trolls as much as we do.
can u guys post some pics of your tabs now
what??? my tab is flimssyyy without the official bookcase =(
My tab got into a fight with a ipad and ipad2. They was talking mad trash but my tab left them all bloody and was talking mad trash too, said "now you look like used pads" not a scratch on it but now its being sued and is banned from some places.
My tab got HIV from using a dirty samsung cord
My tab tried to invade Poland and take over all of Europe. I did a full wipe with stock recovery and now it's giving me suicidal notifications.
My tab is currently building sandcastles, playing volleyball, drinking cocktails from a coconut and sunning itself by the sea. Apple is sueing for beach of copyright.
almost had a heart attack when my tab *almost* fell off a counter. Stupid folio case.
Come on Guy's Keep it on Topic
lufc said:
Come on Guy's Keep it on Topic
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Lol. Good point.
So, 5th. Tell us more about your "wodden floor."
slack04 said:
Lol. Good point.
So, 5th. Tell us more about your "wodden floor."
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He can't tell you anything, he's banned again.
task650 said:
my tab = rape victim
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There's a 3.5mm jack hole, are you sure you want to admit this??
tallgrasshawk said:
There's a 3.5mm jack hole, are you sure you want to admit this??
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LOL
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Related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXIejhMFv3g
ok made me laugh
I'd rather take the phone..
That something which is fun to charge all day long without complains, dont you think ?
the first video that they did was nice ... now its becoming like spam ...
ZeCoder said:
That something which is fun to charge all day long without complains, dont you think ?
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Only if she wore a paper bag over her head.
Toss3 said:
Only if she wore a paper bag over her head.
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Yeah LOL.
There is something wrong with her nose.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25Fk6RwGdEU
Another unboxing!
And another:
I think it's some kind of competition by a phone reseller called A1, german I suppose. Who ever makes the best fake unboxingvideo will be the winner of a Samsung Galaxy S.
Made me a little mad...
holy crap did they drop it off a building???
It reminds me of a windshield of a car involved in a major accident.
He took it to the toilet, dropped it and **** brix on it?
cracked
sorry to c that man..
.but i made a nice wallpaper from it so something good did come out of it...
WOW!! Sorry
Yuk. I hope you had squaretrade or other warranty.
cracked
here is my wallpaper..added a blank one for anyone who wants a real cracked hd2...peace
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here is my wallpaper..added a blank one for anyone who wants a real cracked hd2...peace
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LMAO!!!! That worked out pretty well.
cracked
LOL!..Thanks..would not have been possible without you..
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LMAO!!!! That worked out pretty well.
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You sure he wasn't jealous?
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You sure he wasn't jealous?
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Supposedly, he dropped it at the bar and some chick stepped on it in her high heels. You can kind of see where the heel made contact to the left side. If it wasn't MY phone, I'd almost admire how cool and almost perfect looking the cracked screen is.
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Supposedly, he dropped it at the bar and some chick stepped on it in her high heels. You can kind of see where the heel made contact to the left side. If it wasn't MY phone, I'd almost admire how cool and almost perfect looking the cracked screen is.
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gotta be 200lbs chick, lol. , sorry man.
Wow... Why would you let your friend borrow an HD2? If anything, shoot that person an old flip phone or something! LOL!
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here is my wallpaper..added a blank one for anyone who wants a real cracked hd2...peace
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Holy ****e... That's just asking for trouble bro!!! That's like opening your doors up to the devil. The goregeous 4.3 inch glass display busting devil.
just a little mad? I would have been very, very mad.
nah, he'd just owe me $500
Exactly! Why be mad? You just get a new one from him...although he'd have to do it in short order...I don't go without a phone.
Oh and as a side note, he doesn't even have a pregnant wife, so don't jump crazy over it LOL>
LOL That is made of total win bro. good find.
lmao. im glad to see that theres at least a few people that dont buy into apples bs and see the flaws they have. especially those that were once owners of iphones.
hahahahaha wow!!! i wish he was my friend back in highschool lolol
The guy needs to show some passion.
Thanks! I really needed that.
30 bucks for a piece of silicone is ridiculous. BTW does this guy just have on a weird hat, or is it a head injury?
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30 bucks for a piece of silicone is ridiculous. BTW does this guy just have on a weird hat, or is it a head injury?
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I believe it's what we call a skull cap here in my area of the country... it's kinda like a winter hat per se, but people rock them all year long because they're not too common and they look good (on me LOL)
On second look after I submitted this reply, Yeah, that's definitely a skullcap.
This guy reminds me of me, except for the last 30 seconds. I'd never even fake hitting a woman on purpose. Unless the woman is my fiance's sister. I like smacking her under her chin ROFL.
The color made it look like a bandage.
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That's a good one, man. I loved it.
"Now I will go chop off my ****"
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OMG I was laughing so hard.
I LOL'd at both of these. XD
The dude in the first one looks like he'd be a riot at parties. Well, except for the wife-beating part. (Yes, I understand that it was a joke.) The dialog in the second was brilliant. I have two friends with iPhones and I've been trying to tell them the same thing, but they're stuck on their iPhones. One is sticking with his 3GS, but the other is definitely getting the 4. Ugh.
omg i fell out on both of those...still laughing..
Those were hilarious!!! Still laugh when I think about them......
Sry about the size...I used paint to remove stuff from the brower pic
Haha +1
FINALLY a phone that does the ONE feature I AlWAYS want it to do!
LOL no doubt
seems painful lol all that plastic and glass, do you have to buy an extra port for it?
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seems painful lol all that plastic and glass, do you have to buy an extra port for it?
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Lol ya know, they have a "device" that hooks up to iPods and uses the beat of the music to...well you get the hint..And I do believe its for ladies only..
God some of the strange articles on comes across while bored on the interwebz
I'd like to tell a joke.
Here it goes:
Wildfire forum is active.
Another one:
Wildfire.
Purpose of this thread: Write some jokes, laugh a bit, and save Wildfire from low-activity disease.
Note: All jokes are welcome (if you can't handle black humor, don't whine), pictures also, but don't, DON'T put stuff from 9gag here, only if it's super cool. (18+)
Can never remember jokes when prompted but another idea is ban the person above you. I've seen it on another thread and its quite funny,so the idea is to post a reason why your banning the person above you.lol I Will start.
Your banned because smoking is bad ( lol typing with a fag in my gob)
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slymobi said:
Can never remember jokes when prompted but another idea is ban the person above you. I've seen it on another thread and its quite funny,so the idea is to post a reason why your banning the person above you.lol I Will start.
Your banned because smoking is bad ( lol typing with a fag in my gob)
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I saw it too.
Here's one about Hitler:
About 50 Jews standing in front of a hole and Hitler commanding them: "left hand and right leg up" -pushes one into hole- "stand straight" -pushes second one into hole- "right hand up" -starts to push the third one- when Lars comes and tells: Adolf, stop playing tetris it's lunch time.
(If someone got offended, tell ill remove the post)
Andddd... youre banned because its supposed to be global warming and its -15 celsius outside!
I don't really thing the Wildfire forum is THAT inactive ._.
(But then again I do kind of like not having to go through 9001 new posts everytime I go and check)
Here's a joke: My iPhone fell out of my pocket and it didn't shatter.
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I don't really thing the Wildfire forum is THAT inactive ._.
(But then again I do kind of like not having to go through 9001 new posts everytime I go and check)
Here's a joke: My iPhone fell out of my pocket and it didn't shatter.
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lol ok heres mine
Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here.....
aaaaaaaaaaaaaand your banned because an i-phone was in your pocket
Joke: iOS is not restricted at all.
(Sorry if I have bad jokes, I'm kind of happy because I just un-bricked my Elf )
You get banned for sucking so hard that you landed on a desert island.
nejc121 said:
Joke: iOS is not restricted at all.
(Sorry if I have bad jokes, I'm kind of happy because I just un-bricked my Elf )
You get banned for sucking so hard that you landed on a desert island.
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sweet here is a funny pic i found XD
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sweet here is a funny pic i found XD
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Your banned for not banning
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here's a joke: 3D games on the Wildfire ( )
You are banned for not telling a joke
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This thread is developing....
Here's a joke, when we already bash iOS: "Yo momma's so stupid she finds iOS complicated!"
From 9gag, but so true.
i found this hysterical http://artoftrolling.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/yahoo-answers-troll-untitled23.jpg
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i found this hysterical http://artoftrolling.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/yahoo-answers-troll-untitled23.jpg
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Hahaha! It all makes sense now (referring to modern rap artists).
more funny pics
if condoms had sponsors
and my joke of the day
Rooster
A farmer goes out and buys a new, young rooster. As soon as he brings him home, the young rooster rushes and screws all 150 of the farmers hens. The farmer is impressed. At lunchtime, the young rooster again screws all 150 hens. The farmer is not just impressed anymore,he is worried. Next morning,not only is the rooster screwing the hens but he is screwing the turkeys,ducks even the cow. Later farmer looks out into the barnyard and finds the rooster stretched out, limp as a rag, his eyes closed, dead and vultures circling overhead. The farmer runs out, looks down at the young roosters limp body and says: "You deserved it, you horny bastard!" And the young rooster opens one eye, points up at the vultures with his wing, and says, Shhhh!,they are about to land."
OK so there is a blonde female lawyer, and she's thinking of getting a new car. Now everyone else she works with all drive BMW's so she decides to get a mercadies (can't spell ) so she goes to the dealers and sees a lovely convert able and buys it on the spot. Wanting to test the car out she goes for a drive in the country side. After a while the car breaks down, so, knowing nothing about cars she calls the rac. After half an hour a grumpy man arrives and tells her to pop the bonnet. 10 minutes later he tells her to start it up, and it roars into life! Impressed the blonde says "what was wrong, what can I do to fix it?" And the man mumbles "oh.. just **** in the air intake." And she replys "how often should I do that?"
sent from my ice cream sandwich powered HTC WILDFIRE B-)
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ok so there is a blonde female lawyer, and she's thinking of getting a new car. Now everyone else she works with all drive bmw's so she decides to get a mercadies (can't spell :d) so she goes to the dealers and sees a lovely convert able and buys it on the spot. Wanting to test the car out she goes for a drive in the country side. After a while the car breaks down, so, knowing nothing about cars she calls the rac. After half an hour a grumpy man arrives and tells her to pop the bonnet. 10 minutes later he tells her to start it up, and it roars into life! Impressed the blonde says "what was wrong, what can i do to fix it?" and the man mumbles "oh.. Just **** in the air intake." and she replys "how often should i do that?" :d:d:d
Sent from my ice cream sandwich powered htc wildfire b-)
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hahahaha
here's one, so true
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.
The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."
So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.
The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.
They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain."
They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.
On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.
There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."
Lmao the people I work with found that well funny
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Making copies of that to post in the local clubs
Joke: This thread died just when it was about to born !!!
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Joke: This thread died just when it was about to born !!!
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Its sad because what you wrote is a fact, shame, though