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I can't take it anymore

Google Wave... Damage Control's next release... HTC EVO...
I can't take all the teasing and waiting. If I don't get one of the following in the next 24 hours... I may not be able to continue living!

mountaindont said:
only one option....suicide...
you will be missed.
j/k
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jk about suicide or jk about him being missed? LOL

You need a google wave invite? or are you waiting for some kind of google wave thing to come out?

yeah if you need a wave invite just pm me i can at least help with that one.

I Will Live... at least for another 24 hours.
A kind person took care of the Google Wave invite... I can sleep peacefully now.

I have a few wave invites. Pm me.

xda saves another life.

mountaindont said:
lol!
and i continue to drink more mountain dew.
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http://www.aetv.com/intervention/index.jsp

funcrusher said:
http://www.aetv.com/intervention/index.jsp
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not really too sure of the point of that, but the followups made me laugh.
would you all consider hosting an intervention for me and my mountain dew addiction? here, on xda?

I'll trade you one Mountain Dew addiction for one Monster addiction! At least the Dew is cheaper and less awful for you!

woofers1803 said:
I'll trade you one Mountain Dew addiction for one Monster addiction! At least the Dew is cheaper and less awful for you!
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i wish it was mine to trade...
its embedded in my soul...
its ok. we can support eachother. since no one else seems to care...
*pulls can closer*

this just in, man's family sues android developer for millions. delay of release is beleived to be the cause.
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abcdfv said:
this just in, man's family sues android developer for millions. delay of release is beleived to be the cause.
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just got your message, sorry, phone was charging

1000 miles down bro.
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abcdfv said:
1000 miles down bro.
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you are truely unbelievable. amazing! but unbelievable.
take. me. up. on. my. offer.

mountaindont said:
not really too sure of the point of that, but the followups made me laugh.
would you all consider hosting an intervention for me and my mountain dew addiction? here, on xda?
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That was the point. It was an attempt at humor. God, I feel like a robot. I'll leave you two alone, though. Take him up on his offer, pls.

mountaindont said:
nono i found it very funny, no ill feelings.
you tell him! he really needs to, for his own good!
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of course not. here, a peace offering:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WKa83iK7R4

consider your offer taken up on.
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mountaindont said:
lol!
and i continue to drink more mountain dew.
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i dont understand whats so good about mountain dew, when halo 3 got released at midnight, i waited at gamestop and they passed around this Mountain dew gamerfuel, dude it had so much sugar in it i think i got diabetes from just two cans. lol and the regular mountain dew shrinks your wuevos ahahaha

Demoyo23 said:
i dont understand whats so good about mountain dew, when halo 3 got released at midnight, i waited at gamestop and they passed around this Mountain dew gamerfuel, dude it had so much sugar in it i think i got diabetes from just two cans. lol and the regular mountain dew shrinks your wuevos ahahaha
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mountain dew regular is the best. and you gotta love rumors, i cant believe that one is still around haha.

Is Today The Day ?

The Gingerbread man cometh .
Is today the day ?

going_home said:
The Gingerbread man cometh .
Is today the day ?
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I hope so ... we'll see ...

i hope so too..everyone's been speculating, and guessing that today is the day..just hope it is the day..the last few hours i've got this bad feeling that it may not be..
its just a bit weird that google have been so tightlipped about it..only indicators that something is due, is the arrival of the gingerbread statue, and the adobe Flash and AIR updates..time will tell..

its kind of strange we haven't had any sort of leak, so i'm seriously starting to doubt that today is the day

Doubt it, personally.

Rusty! said:
Doubt it, personally.
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+1
Thursday is such a weird day to plan on completion...
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Im waiting!!!!
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midyat47 said:
Im waiting!!!!
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Everyone's waiting.

t0ph0id said:
Everyone's waiting.
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I'm not
Cheers

*#*#checkin#*#*
<no gingerbread>
*#*#checkin#*#*
<no gingerbread>
Sigh.

Yes, this is what we needed, one more useless thread.

khaytsus said:
Yes, this is what we needed, one more useless thread.
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Chill brotha, these are exciting times. Just go with the flow and smile. Everyone loves warm Gingerbread fresh out of the oven.

khaytsus said:
Yes, this is what we needed, one more useless thread.
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Took the words out of my mouth.

khaytsus said:
Yes, this is what we needed, one more useless thread.
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/agree
on bgr it is reporting that Dell is working on a dual core streak. Quick someone open a thread on why it will be better than the Nexus one or that they are switching.

You can check SDK package on official website.

It's not the weekend yet, chillax.

lol @ people who think the OTA will drop before the SDK is even released.
Buncha fools up in here.

I thought froyo came out for Nexus one before any sdk - or was that eclair?

sorry, there was some action on twitter - all false - and I fell for it too - sorry guys!

khaytsus said:
Yes, this is what we needed, one more useless thread.
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Yeah! To hell with casual and light conversation with people who share my obscure hobby!

Epic 4g official 2.3. Today!!!!

I just saw this announcement. This is the update konane posted about earlier this week.
http://bit.ly/h84vvf
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Comment deleted. Behave! [MOD]

Rofl
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Darkshneider said:
Fooking funny! Even funnier is the fact that your link says "april+fools" at the end.
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Tell me about it! :-\ the link says it all.

I was trying to recreate the link but it still had those words in it kinda gay. But it will still get some people.
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Maybe try a url shortener next time.... and really? 2.3? At least make it more believable like peace in the middle east. More likely to happen before the epic gets 2.3.

Or use codes so you can at least get the less nerdy...

This treat failed so hard it was almost pathetic, at least use the built in URL shortener in LMGTFY next time.

Bring forth the April Fools epic fail treats!

063_XOBX said:
This treat failed so hard it was almost pathetic, at least use the built in URL shortener in LMGTFY next time.
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If you shorten the link then it shortens the text in the search
Bar. I tried. I know its only gonna get the noobs. ;-)
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jbadboy2007 said:
If you shorten the link then it shortens the text in the search
Bar. I tried. I know its only gonna get the noobs. ;-)
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http://tinyurl.com/3wql6lf

063_XOBX said:
http://tinyurl.com/3wql6lf
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Oh wow, a link! Maybe I should click it because this treat is about Gingerbread being released today!!!11!!!exclamation point!

I fixed it lol.....
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Bump
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Son of a....got me.
Wouldn't that be some **** if Sprint/Samsung actually pulled Gingerbread out of their hat? I just may have to redact my "never again" commitment to Samsung if that happened. As it stands, I stand by my words.

So, the TeamEpicCM tweet that said CM7 rom today was just a lie too? that sucks

basement dwelling devs are in a april fools rampage I see. U didnt get me! Now back to work on ginger u lying sack of poratoes! Ginger is 1 week late!

Don't feed the trolls, especially on April 1st...
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SINNN said:
basement dwelling devs are in a april fools rampage I see. U didnt get me! Now back to work on ginger u lying sack of poratoes! Ginger is 1 week late!
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Wow... really? You need to get laid by something, FAST!

Darkshneider said:
Wow... really? You need to get laid by something, FAST!
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Something? You mean like a toaster?

Obligatorily long goodbye.

About to leave for work. I can fap to this.
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Wtf ever.....

TheSneakerWhore said:
About to leave for work. I can fap to this.
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wait.. wtf? are you leaving forever? or just for work today??
because i'll miss your comments.
Theres like a ****load of comments arguing and i see yours "i can't fap to this" then i start laughing haha

xriderx66 said:
wait.. wtf? are you leaving forever? or just for work today??
because i'll miss your comments.
Theres like a ****load of comments arguing and i see yours "i can't fap to this" then i start laughing haha
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I'm just having a bit of a mess...All these "omggoodbye" threads are getting to be really whiney. I didn't know there were so many p*ssies on this site.

Very funny!

Goodbye all!
Sadly, I must leave you all. I've been holding onto my bladder for far too long, and there's some cheese in the crisper with my name on it, along with the name of some cheese company. I think it's Kraft, or Cabot maybe.
I should probably pee first, but then if I forget to wash up I could end up eating tainted cheese. If I visit the crisper first, I could end up with cheesy penis, which is not necessarily a bad thing.

I could end up with cheesy penis, which is not necessarily a bad thing.[/QUOTE]
what the hell lol

TheSneakerWhore said:
I'm just having a bit of a mess...All these "omggoodbye" threads are getting to be really whiney. I didn't know there were so many p*ssies on this site.
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I almost didn't open this thread because I thought it was some tard telling us he was leaving the vibrant forum for a iphone 4gs lol 4gs!When I saw this thread I was thinking I should make a "fair well" thread cracking jokes ahhh good job!

Farewell!..
It's odd that noone made a thread about the new iphone..

I just don't care if someone is "leaving". Yet again the snark is strong with this one. Screw goodbyes, we're adults on a large forum. Yes, cheese feels good on the ****.
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Bottom line, i'm here for the lolz.
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Took em 16 months to make an iPhone 4...s? 16 months to make a phone that's less than what's currently on the market (3.5" screen? Seriously?)
Damn cheese penis.

Its 3.5" qHd... the iphones nice, even the 4s is nice, it just ddoesnt solicit the responce that the iphone 1 did when it came out.. apple is failing tto blow my mind lately :/
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I lul'd.
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This whole thing is just too cheesy. Sent from my vibrant while eating cheetos and watching porn.

kaintfm said:
Took em 16 months to make an iPhone 4...s? 16 months to make a phone that's less than what's currently on the market (3.5" screen? Seriously?)
Damn cheese penis.
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Methinks you have the wrong thread with "obligatory" in the title.

kurplop said:
This whole thing is just too cheesy. Sent from my vibrant while eating cheetos and watching porn.
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is it the FLAMING HOT CHEETOS?
or the ****** regular original cheetos?

xriderx66 said:
is it the FLAMING HOT CHEETOS?
or the ****** regular original cheetos?
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I hope so...they are the sexiest of all crunchy cheese snacks.
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Deleted...due to this thread is so unworthy of a responce

Shortbus-Driver said:
Deleted...due to this thread is so unworthy of a responce
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It's R-E-S-P-O-N-S-E.

dumb moderator

pilot is freaking boring and behaves like a baby

Dude...
What are you doing?!
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lion3464 back again lol

U make an entire thread just to insult someone? Just pm him dude
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I don't like Pilot, yet he calmed down with the silliness, so hes ok now, or gone.... but still why are you wasting your damn time on this?

Yes, and opening up a completely irrelevant new thread just to insult a mod does not count as behaving like a baby?

freedomofspeech said:
pilot is freaking boring and behaves like a baby
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did you just make an entirely new profile just to bag him ?

Aww, somebody's not getting enough attention at home...
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freedomofspeech said:
pilot is freaking boring and behaves like a baby
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Grow up not happy? Thank god tthere is PM share your.tthoughs there not here
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What the hell happened to your head? Did you fall into a water-well?

freedomofspeech said:
pilot is freaking boring and behaves like a baby
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maybe he is a 14 year old?
and btw why is majority of the thread locked?

william0617 said:
maybe he is a 14 year old?
and btw why is majority of the thread locked?
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And he call himself a dev

Oh dear, you need to get some action at home mate (and not just when you are on your own), maybe you will chill out then and be able to see what everyone here thinks of your irrelavant rants.

What a fool, thread closed,
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egyptshun said:
I don't like Pilot, yet he calmed down with the silliness, so hes ok now, or gone.... but still why are you wasting your damn time on this?
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really? your one of the few people ive never had a run in with if i recall correctly
im hurt

Pilot can u conform this is lion3494?

sahibunlimited said:
Pilot can u conform this is lion3494?
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doesn't seem to be