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Epic Pwnage [hide ya kids]

I figured since all we hear around here is evo this evo 3D that id lighten the mood around here. You have to see this 2 min video!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGSuOZ1vBSY&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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Lol stay phat my friend.

Lmfaoo I love his fighting dance lol
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ballindroid said:
Lmfaoo I love his fighting dance lol
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We shall call them chubs and blaq ninja lol. Those are just two kids having fun but its the funniest thing I've watched in a long time.
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And here I though this was going to be a video of an Epic 4G glitching out

Awesome hah
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DirtyShroomz said:
Awesome hah
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I wish I was the guy holding the camera
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I watched a clip of that on Tosh.0 I could not stop laughing. He spoofed very nicely too.
http://tosh.comedycentral.com/video-clips/writers--dance-off

I thought I was watching an Android dance competition.
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It would've been funnier if the camera man was throwing bologna at them

12MaNy said:
It would've been funnier if the camera man was throwing bologna at them
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Ok I'm gonna pretend you didn't say that...
dirkyd3rk- awesome post man I lol'd a lil and got some on my cat by accident...
at least SOMEONE is trying to heighten the mood here

Zoidpilot said:
Ok I'm gonna pretend you didn't say that...
dirkyd3rk- awesome post man I lol'd a lil and got some on my cat by accident...
at least SOMEONE is trying to heighten the mood here
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Lol I think I watched that video about 20 times man. Classic
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Zoidpilot said:
Ok I'm gonna pretend you didn't say that...
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Why? Are you offended by airborn bologna, or something? I'm going to construct a bologna cannon in your honor and shoot anyone I see dancing.
Btw video was funny as hell DD.

12MaNy said:
Why? Are you offended by airborn bologna, or something? I'm going to construct a bologna cannon in your honor and shoot anyone I see dancing.
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Touché 12many... lolz
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Epic 4g official 2.3. Today!!!!

I just saw this announcement. This is the update konane posted about earlier this week.
http://bit.ly/h84vvf
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Rofl
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Darkshneider said:
Fooking funny! Even funnier is the fact that your link says "april+fools" at the end.
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Tell me about it! :-\ the link says it all.

I was trying to recreate the link but it still had those words in it kinda gay. But it will still get some people.
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Maybe try a url shortener next time.... and really? 2.3? At least make it more believable like peace in the middle east. More likely to happen before the epic gets 2.3.

Or use codes so you can at least get the less nerdy...

This treat failed so hard it was almost pathetic, at least use the built in URL shortener in LMGTFY next time.

Bring forth the April Fools epic fail treats!

063_XOBX said:
This treat failed so hard it was almost pathetic, at least use the built in URL shortener in LMGTFY next time.
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If you shorten the link then it shortens the text in the search
Bar. I tried. I know its only gonna get the noobs. ;-)
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jbadboy2007 said:
If you shorten the link then it shortens the text in the search
Bar. I tried. I know its only gonna get the noobs. ;-)
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http://tinyurl.com/3wql6lf

063_XOBX said:
http://tinyurl.com/3wql6lf
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Oh wow, a link! Maybe I should click it because this treat is about Gingerbread being released today!!!11!!!exclamation point!

I fixed it lol.....
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Bump
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Son of a....got me.
Wouldn't that be some **** if Sprint/Samsung actually pulled Gingerbread out of their hat? I just may have to redact my "never again" commitment to Samsung if that happened. As it stands, I stand by my words.

So, the TeamEpicCM tweet that said CM7 rom today was just a lie too? that sucks

basement dwelling devs are in a april fools rampage I see. U didnt get me! Now back to work on ginger u lying sack of poratoes! Ginger is 1 week late!

Don't feed the trolls, especially on April 1st...
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SINNN said:
basement dwelling devs are in a april fools rampage I see. U didnt get me! Now back to work on ginger u lying sack of poratoes! Ginger is 1 week late!
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Wow... really? You need to get laid by something, FAST!

Darkshneider said:
Wow... really? You need to get laid by something, FAST!
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Something? You mean like a toaster?

Swypos

Just had to share a laugh over something that is becoming a true phenom, on the Epic at least: The shift from "typos" to "swypos" - the substitution of wrong words by Swype's matching engine.
They are appearing with increasing frequency, at least it seems to me.
My favorite so far: "Treat" when the author meant "thread". That one has made for some hilarious posts!
Post the best ones you've seen here, in this totally trivial thread (or should I say, treat? )
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Firewater = firmware
God = GPS
IRON MAN= MIDNIGHT ROM
LOL
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Swype once corrected my friend's name, which is Pooja, to Lollipop.

gremlyn1 said:
Swype once corrected my friend's name, which is Pooja, to Lollipop.
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ROFL
10 char

Yeah = Utah

Yea to urea
Lmao
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http://forum.xda-developers.com/search.php?searchid=67696146

stir fry a lot said:
http://forum.xda-developers.com/search.php?searchid=67696146
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Vbulletin Message said:
Sorry - no matches. Please try some different terms.
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ten characters

As a Mets fan I was delighted when 3 tries at swyping Phillies resulted in apple, phallacy, and puppies.
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dwallersv said:
ten characters
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Eh, it was a link to all of MysteryEmotionz posts lol

stir fry a lot said:
Eh, it was a link to all of MysteryEmotionz posts lol
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Swype isn't my friend.
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MysteryEmotionz said:
Swype isn't my friend.
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I can't stand swipe lol. I just use the gb keyboard
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The one I hate the most is you = thou
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I think this was my fault but I meant to say dock and said ****. Lol
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musclehead84 said:
I think this was my fault but I meant to say dock and said ****. Lol
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I think i remember that lol
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Texted a girl I'm friends with "so when are we gonna bang?"
I meant "hang".
I am SOOOO glad I made that mistake

b3nny said:
Texted a girl I'm friends with "so when are we gonna bang?"
I meant "hang".
I am SOOOO glad I made that mistake
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+1
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b3nny said:
Texted a girl I'm friends with "so when are we gonna bang?"
I meant "hang".
I am SOOOO glad I made that mistake
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And?
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gtuansdiamm said:
The one I hate the most is you = thou
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Yeah, I get that one all the time too... drives me nuts!
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Yeah u probably do. It was rather funny. I know davidrules caught that one.
zanderman112 said:
I think i remember that lol
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K0nane has an Epic again??

Just thought I'd mention. We've been arguing politics again and that tweet came up.
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Seriously did u need to make a thread over it? U could have raised his "statistics" thread you know.

Clearly you felt the need to not let the thread drop in its own.
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Awesome news can't wait to see what he will cook up for us
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Esteway.619 said:
Awesome news can't wait to see what he will cook up for us
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I wouldn't say it means he's back to developing (knock on wood), he did have a falling out with members of his team so he may just be using the Epic not developing for it. Wait for him to make a statement before you speak for him.

I was just stating it's good to have a major brethren back.
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The Root said:
Clearly you felt the need to not let the thread drop in its own.
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You know I was kidding. (i Hope.) we all support k0nane. besides you know no one lets ANY thread die. there troll magnets.

You forgot to add #sarcasm. Got confused, ha!
Also drinking with the wife and her friends.
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063_XOBX said:
I wouldn't say it means he's back to developing (knock on wood), he did have a falling out with members of his team so he may just be using the Epic not developing for it. Wait for him to make a statement before you speak for him.
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Ya that's true I do hope he does something but only time will tell.
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I highly doubt he'll be developing for "us" any time soon.
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I just asked him, and he said he isn't planning on developing for the Epic anymore. Although I'm not sure its appropriate to post here.

readingkeeper said:
I just asked him, and he said he isn't planning on developing for the Epic anymore. Although I'm not sure its appropriate to post here.
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How 'bout if I make him a cool StarWars banner ?

TexasEpic4G said:
How 'bout if I make him a cool StarWars banner ?
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I honestly don't think he'd care lol.
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TexasEpic4G said:
How 'bout if I make him a cool StarWars banner ?
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We should go steal developers from other devices that way.

zanderman112 said:
I honestly don't think he'd care lol.
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Neither do I ---- But it doesn't hurt to try

k0nane,
That was the longest wait for a replacement phone EVER.

This place is falling apart every day...
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ptfdmedic said:
k0nane,
That was the longest wait for a replacement phone EVER.
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+1
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ptfdmedic said:
k0nane,
That was the longest wait for a replacement phone EVER.
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it came on camel-back , or something like that , last i heard ... LOL

TexasEpic4G said:
it came on camel-back , or something like that , last i heard ... LOL
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Someting like that.. When I talked to him yesterday, he was getting reacquainted with the Epic. That wait would have probably killed me....

Not a Goodbye thread

So I got a Epic Touch for a reasonable price that should be arriving tomorrow. Not getting rid of my Epic, but it won't be on a line. I'll be happy to test anything for people. Please feel free to contact me. I'll be lurking and helping here still. Not to fear.

Let us know how it is going from epic's QWERTY to no-keyboard.
The keyboard options for new phones are sparse and not terribly viable (droid 4's display, bootloader, etc).
It will soon be time for all of us to move on, and life in the non-qwerty world seems daunting!
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On screen :Should stuck out for. Little but longer for the gnex
Keyboard: Should have stuck it out for a little bit longer for the gnex
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I didn't use my upgrade on the purchase. Bought from a themer moving to gnex due to no signal.
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The Root said:
I didn't use my upgrade on the purchase. Bought from a themer moving to gnex due to no signal.
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You'll love it
Just bricked mine .. got an iPhone instead of another epic touch

iSaint said:
You'll love it
Just bricked mine .. got an iPhone instead of another epic touch
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How's 4g on your iPhone?
That Sh*T Cray

Is this a goodbye thread?
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masaidjet said:
How's 4g on your iPhone?
That Sh*T Cray
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Surprisingly I love it so far this phone just works...

iSaint said:
Surprisingly I love it so far this phone just works...
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Aww man, my friends got them the games are crazy Temple Run!! That pull down is nice, Apple always get it right
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Glad you will still be around, man.
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masaidjet said:
Aww man, my friends got them the games are crazy Temple Run!! That pull down is nice, Apple always get it right
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WHICH THEY STOLE FROM US IN THE 1ST PLACE!!!
Apple is sue happy and gets pissed when someone is better and has good ideas yet they sue others from stealing ideas or patents but look what happened in iOS 5.0 GTFOH APPLE.
Not you but APPLE

XxLostSoulxX said:
WHICH THEY STOLE FROM US IN THE 1ST PLACE!!!
Apple is sue happy and gets pissed when someone is better and has good ideas yet they sue others from stealing ideas or patents but look what happened in iOS 5.0 GTFOH APPLE.
Not you but APPLE
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Agreed
Returning it tomorrow just wanted to screw with it for a day
Sorry dude
buy yea you'll enjoy it its an awesome phone and we're gwtting a crapload of ics leaks and cm9 is almost complete

XxLostSoulxX said:
WHICH THEY STOLE FROM US IN THE 1ST PLACE!!!
Apple is sue happy and gets pissed when someone is better and has good ideas yet they sue others from stealing ideas or patents but look what happened in iOS 5.0 GTFOH APPLE.
Not you but APPLE
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Don't get heated over the comment I made I was joking. And you should read about Apple's pull down. It's like they stole and manipulated in a way that Google could sue, but will fail in doing so.
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masaidjet said:
Don't get heated over the comment I made I was joking. And you should read about Apple's pull down. It's like they stole and manipulated in a way that Google could sue, but will fail in doing so.
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im not heated haha im just saying like "HELLO" Apple is a greedy ***** point blank.

I may even reactivate this guy every so often.
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Apple is rotten to the core. Case closed.
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Oh no....not you!!!! Lol
You will love it but definitely miss this group.
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masaidjet said:
Don't get heated over the comment I made I was joking. And you should read about Apple's pull down. It's like they stole and manipulated in a way that Google could sue, but will fail in doing so.
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Omg when my sister upgraded to the 4S on att I played with it for a bit and she got a text and I saw a little symbol in the "notification bar" uptop and habitually swiped down and forgot I was on an iphone lmfao I was like "O.O and they sue google partners over **** that people can't even see?"
I wish we had "technology courts" or something that will have judges who specialize in electronics and will actually know when a company is suing, that company also has parts blatantly stolen from "company b".
One thing I admire about apple is their control over the sheeple. Its so amazing!
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As the Cybermen say: Delete!

iSaint said:
Surprisingly I love it so far this phone just works...
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Adult Swim's got a **** ton of games for the iPhone. Just sayin'.
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