Just thought this was funny... - EVO 4G General

I like the suggestion it gives, I was trying to type "snack"
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talking about your picture too. since its like, well tiny.

Wow, that was indeed a fail on the upload....I'll repost in a bit when at my computer.
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here we go...

egotek said:
here we go...
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Win, that's funny AND a good upload

rofl, that made my day.

snak ... anal ... small
that's awesome

Swift key has been suggesting funny stuff to me too. I was placing an office supply order today and typed box of and got chocolates when I wanted pens, and then bottle of got me vodka, which probably would have been more helpful than the white out I was looking for.
Nothing as crazy as your example though.
JAson

The phone bases its suggestions on letters that are close to the word typed. Look at that anal is pretty much the same keys just off by one letter for A and L. Not be an as$ just informing you. The system is actually pretty smart working like this.

I really needed a laugh....thanks!

twilk73 said:
The phone bases its suggestions on letters that are close to the word typed. Look at that anal is pretty much the same keys just off by one letter for A and L. Not be an as$ just informing you. The system is actually pretty smart working like this.
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Sometimes... its just funnier not trying to be intellectual all the time

DirtyShroomz said:
Sometimes... its just funnier not trying to be intellectual all the time
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made my day 2x.

twilk73 said:
The phone bases its suggestions on letters that are close to the word typed. Look at that anal is pretty much the same keys just off by one letter for A and L. Not be an as$ just informing you. The system is actually pretty smart working like this.
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Don't be so Anal!

When I type my wifes name with a s on the end it suggests anus.
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conqu1stador said:
snak ... anal ... small
that's awesome
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IMO, it's even funnier if you reverse the order..
small .. anal .. snak
lol

snak, anal, small.... or you want a small anal snack? Well then bend over, here it comes!
Edit: damn, previous poster beat me to it.

Pao23 said:
Don't be so Anal!
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Did you mean Snak?

uniquenameevo said:
Did you mean Snak?
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lol that was pretty good this thread is the win

This thread is full of win! I had something similar happen a couple of weeks ago with Google Voice. I was supposed to be picking my sister up from her meeting. She got out early and called me to make sure I was on my way. Here is what GV thought she said:
Hey this is Mrs. Give me a call back. I am died. Come pick me up.
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What she actually said:
This is your Sis. Give me a call back. I am done. Come pick me up.
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I think my phone wants to kill her LOL!

I thought it remembers what you typed before, so if you are typing similar keys then it will suggest that. Not that I'm trying to imply anything...

Related

Nexus One Sleeve Trick :) Now with pics

Ok, so I am using the original sleeve that came with the phone, which protect it well enough to my mind.
Some stuff were pissing me off though, like having to take the phone out of it to check for new notifications, or the fact that the sound (notifications/ringtones) was attenuated a lot by it. So much in fact that even at max volume, I missed a couple of calls.
So I did cut a round area where the trackball is located, which allows me to see if I have new notifications without getting the phone out of it.
I also cut it where the speaker output is located. Now I can finally hear my phone ringing, in its sleeve, in my pocket.
Did cut it with normal scissors and burned the edges (to avoid the holes to grow) with a lighter.
It is a dumb trick, but improved a lot my overall experience, so I just wanted to share it here
I ll try to post pics later on, as I am at work right now and cannot do it.
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the trackball hole in the sleeve...haha I can picture it.
I'm sure Apple has already patented that and now it's only a matter of time before they sue you
Yes! Definitely put up some pics of your ghetto-fabulous new sleeve!
Namuna said:
Yes! Definitely put up some pics of your ghetto-fabulous new sleeve!
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great idea, bc yeah, it's an issue, but so ghetto, haha, I'd like to see pics
DID YOU CUT UP THE POOR ANDROID GUYS FACE?!?!?!?!?
Or did you use the back of it?
McFroger3 said:
DID YOU CUT UP THE POOR ANDROID GUYS FACE?!?!?!?!?
Or did you use the back of it?
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I thought the Android WAS the back? lol!
I just gave him a lightning mouth
It suits him pretty well, I must say
teleknEsis said:
I'm sure Apple has already patented that and now it's only a matter of time before they sue you
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Roflmao, I just had to say that was funny..
Paul22000 said:
I thought the Android WAS the back? lol!
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I always assumed the android guy was for the front lol
Pics now please :d
Lol, real ghetto but usefully.
Meant usefull before the flames come lol.Damm autocorrect
McFroger3 said:
I always assumed the android guy was for the front lol
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+1 for me too
Pictures ?? might hav to do this ghetto mod lol
Glory Hole?
cheetah2k said:
Glory Hole?
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Wow... I gotta see this!
jongie123 said:
Meant usefull before the flames come lol.Damm autocorrect
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It corrected it because "useful" is spelled with one "l" while "usefully" is spelled with two.
You got out smarted by Android. XD
oh god that is great!

For Those Wanting Remote Control

I have noticed several threads lately of people wanting remote control of their Android phone.
XDA Delivers once again -
http://www.xda-developers.com/android/mymobiler-for-android-presenting-android-screencast/
WOW
Now THAT'S cool!!
(am I still allowed to post in the hero section?)
nebenezer said:
WOW
Now THAT'S cool!!
(am I still allowed to post in the hero section?)
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As a self proclaimed Mod, I ban you for your High Treason. You will be hung at dawn by your HDMI cable. May God be with you.
Ok, so the most amazing thing about this app is it mounts your system in a way that lets you see it as a folder structure... VERY COOL indeed!!
nebenezer said:
WOW
Now THAT'S cool!!
(am I still allowed to post in the hero section?)
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i wondered where you went. TRAITOR!
Oh and thanks KC this is the bee's knees.
sdotcarlisle said:
i wondered where you went. TRAITOR!
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It was a bittersweet transition...
I look forward to you guys making the switch, I hope you do..
nebenezer said:
It was a bittersweet transition...
I look forward to you guys making the switch, I hope you do..
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i'm sure i will, got offered a free one from a sprint buddy, but the option was take this now or wait until something else and he had a big smile so i decided to wait. i'm hoping he wasnt messing with me.
sdotcarlisle said:
i'm sure i will, got offered a free one from a sprint buddy, but the option was take this now or wait until something else and he had a big smile so i decided to wait. i'm hoping he wasnt messing with me.
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damn dude, sucks to be you. I mean what a decision... take a free evo now or wait a while and take a free "whatever comes next"
I'm so glad I only had the options of buying an evo or not buying an evo
I had messed with this one, but the 1 issue that would keep me from using it is you have to be connected through USB.
nebenezer said:
damn dude, sucks to be you. I mean what a decision... take a free evo now or wait a while and take a free "whatever comes next"
I'm so glad I only had the options of buying an evo or not buying an evo
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i know right, man i have a ****ty life.
sdotcarlisle said:
i know right, man i have a ****ty life.
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dude, if your friend indicates it will be more than a couple months you should take that evo and sell it when the next something comes out.
This phone is ricockulous (I thought I was funny in HS when instead of saying ridiculous I started saying ricockulous )
nebenezer said:
dude, if your friend indicates it will be more than a couple months you should take that evo and sell it when the next something comes out.
This phone is ricockulous (I thought I was funny in HS when instead of saying ridiculous I started saying ricockulous )
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We say "RiVagulous" at work...only 3 guys in the whole office...
I'm a news author over at http://talkandroid.com (Dustin) and put up a short article about this. Good job all! I freaking love it!
nebenezer said:
WOW
Now THAT'S cool!!
(am I still allowed to post in the hero section?)
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No, traitor.

When I swype I get su instead of so...I'm a gangster.

What words haver uuuuuu swyped and completely messed up.use swype to reply if possible and don't edit your mistakes! I tried to say wishes ac/dc (<that's supposed to be and) it came out as woodshed...post then up people!
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That us awesome!! I love swype, but it sure does lube to **** up some weighs. (words...lol)
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dicks instead of chicks...
edit: i've found the beta's are always more accurate than the ota one. always. there is actually a big difference. so sign up for an account and delete the ota one so u can get ur accuracy back and stop saying 'there are a bunch of hot dicks around me'
dkdude36 said:
dicks instead of chicks...
edit: i've found the beta's are always more accurate than the ota one. always. there is actually a big difference. so sign up for an account and delete the ota one so u can get ur accuracy back and stop saying 'there are a bunch of hot dicks around me'
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You know, I'm starting to worry about you. You propositioned me in the other thread, now you're talking about being surrounded by hot dicks. I dunno dude
Swype is awesome when it works! Like right now.
dkdude36 said:
dicks instead of chicks...
edit: i've found the beta's are always more accurate than the ota one. always. there is actually a big difference. so sign up for an account and delete the ota one so u can get ur accuracy back and stop saying 'there are a bunch of hot dicks around me'
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Lmfao
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http://forum.xda-developers.com/showpost.php?p=10998775&postcount=114
Product F(RED) said:
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showpost.php?p=10998775&postcount=114
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lol !
Hey blitz, thats for you.
Scent phrum mie fone!
Product F(RED) said:
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showpost.php?p=10998775&postcount=114
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haha! It needed to be done!
hahah philyteach no need to worry... and blitz, aren't you the guy from the 'you took away my sense while fixing my screen!' thread?
Oh god this is getting good
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This is priceless...lol
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blitzpwnage, respond....
care to defend yourself?
or admit a mistake?
I'm pretty ok with the program. Oddly enough, the word I have the worst time with is right...right....right....right....right....right....right.... Yeah.... I'm trying to put tight. Go ahead. Try it. It.never happens haha.
doh_tee said:
I'm pretty ok with the program. Oddly enough, the word I have the worst time with is right...right....right....right....right....right....right.... Yeah.... I'm trying to put tight. Go ahead. Try it. It.never happens haha.
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You're posting off topic. This thread is no longer about swype, it's about getting the OP to own up to his idiocy.
In my own defense, I'm not trying to make the guy look bad; He already did that. I just want to read his response. I don't want to PM him because I know 1 of 2 things will happen:
A) I'm just gonna get a bunch of profanities back
B) No response
Fair point, metal. Actually reading what he said, I can see how mocking him would be more entertaining...
Stole.... sense? Who accuses people of things like that? Haha.
And I feel like somewhere in the kitchen/cellphone thing there is a joke about lte and the little I've heard about appliances having lte. But, alas, I cannot find it on my own.
do you think we might scare him off the xda?
dkdude36 said:
do you think we might scare him off the xda?
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Nah, there are a few possible scenarios:
1) He reports us, or at least the Sprint employee (OP)
2) He creates a different user
3) He just avoids us

OK. so my HD2 was stolen and YOU guys can help!!!

OK, so I think the criminal would like 70% get caught in the (school) surveillance camera. IF (AND WILL) I find the man, how would I confront him? Now this is the creative part. I listen to people's opinions that's a fact. So how should I confront this son-of-a-bi*ch? You guys got to help me out because I really have NOOO idea and I don't want that guy to lie.
Oh, love to y'all in advanced. No homo
I would probably get an infraction if I told you what I would do to someone who style my phone.
mattfmartin said:
I would probably get an infraction if I told you what I would do to someone who style my phone.
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BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALIN'!!!!!!!!! LOL
dude this is super easy. if it happened in school get your adminsetraitors involved. explain what happened. and how you know its your phone. examples.
1) hd2 running android when it originally runs WM6.5
2) Gmail.
3) if you have the box to your device. compare IMEI's
4) any perticular scratches or soemthing.
sal2708 said:
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALIN'!!!!!!!!! LOL
dude this is super easy. if it happened in school get your adminsetraitors involved. explain what happened. and how you know its your phone. examples.
1) hd2 running android when it originally runs WM6.5
2) Gmail.
3) if you have the box to your device. compare IMEI's
4) any perticular scratches or soemthing.
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Yes but this is the problem, what if he lies and keeps denying? People can escape this just like the law. Haha BALLINN! I will take on your advice then, thank you.
Use school authority keep the box with you and and confront him. But only when you see your phone
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shoot him in the face
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Come at me bro!
A new hacker said:
Yes but this is the problem, what if he lies and keeps denying? People can escape this just like the law. Haha BALLINN! I will take on your advice then, thank you.
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kinda hard to lie if the phones imei matches the one on the box
serial numbers always work. i got my ipod back like that. ***** ass took it from my locker got it back the next day. school surveillance worked too.
Kameirus said:
kinda hard to lie if the phones imei matches the one on the box
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Fyi they (finally) fixed Facebook. (1.5.4 out)

Billion dollar corporation took what a week?
But anyway, seems good to go.
Thanks for the heads up. Hopefully I will get notifications with this version!!
mattykinsx said:
Billion dollar corporation took what a week?
But anyway, seems good to go.
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Thanks for the heads up dude.
And I'm sorry for your loss. I wish you and your family the best.
k2buckley said:
And I'm sorry for your loss. I wish you and your family the best.
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Let me assure you that pushing that "thanks" button helps.
Only kidding.
Thank you though.
mattykinsx said:
Let me assure you that pushing that "thanks" button helps.
Only kidding.
Thank you though.
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I was thanking you for the heads up on the facebook update, because I found it useful. Simply that. Then I noticed your signature and figured I'd say what I said. I assure you, the 'thanks' and the words I said were unrelated.
k2buckley said:
I was thanking you for the heads up on the facebook update, because I found it useful. Simply that. Then I noticed your signature and figured I'd say what I said. I assure you, the 'thanks' and the words I said were unrelated.
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Haha I know man I was just lightening the mood with some humor.
Hard to do via text sometimes.
about DAMN time...
What was broken?
DirtyShroomz said:
What was broken?
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Everything.
You couldn't go to a wall or messaging or a few other things without a nice, fresh force close.
DirtyShroomz said:
What was broken?
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Everything.
Had fc everytime I opened it more or less some may have other issues
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mattykinsx said:
Everything.
You couldn't go to a wall or messaging or a few other things without a nice, fresh force close.
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I noticed that on CM7. On leaked 2.3.3 I had no issues
DirtyShroomz said:
I noticed that on CM7. On leaked 2.3.3 I had no issues
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Had the issues on my Brother..and Dad's Epic's too.
And my friends G2 and my exs G1
the app has been broken through many versions over many months.
Some versions wouldn't notify me of anything, others would notify me constantly even with notifications off. I had to log out of FB to keep it from pissing me off.
Good to know its sort of stable now.
think ill stick with FLOW
Oh look, they fixed the keyboard and auto correct feature when posting a status update. I swear, that was the best break ever; I barely posted a status from my phone all week!
How they managed to break the keyboard is beyond me...but that's facebook...Billions of dollars, and they still have ****ty apps, no iPad app, a website that's outdated (design wise), ect.
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Oh look, they fixed the keyboard and auto correct feature when posting a status update. I swear, that was the best break ever; I barely posted a status from my phone all week!
How they managed to break the keyboard is beyond me...but that's facebook...Billions of dollars, and they still have ****ty apps, no iPad app, a website that's outdated (design wise), ect.
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Its just proof that you don't have to know what you're doing, you just have to provide a service people want, no matter how stupid.
that crap was pissing me the f*** off, thanks for the heads up (i thank'd u btw)

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