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Verizon commercials suck ( but i like this one :0 )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-Gesai5WlE&feature=player_embedded

Don't forget the other one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwzKFDkb0MI

timehunter said:
Don't forget the other one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwzKFDkb0MI
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Yeah i know, and there is a camera one, but those BOTH SUCK...
only good one is the one posted... imho

I'm too old to be this excited about a cellphone. haha

gentleart said:
I'm too old to be this excited about a cellphone. haha
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haha , funny isn't it lol

Has anyone seen any of these on tv?

AwsmAdm said:
Has anyone seen any of these on tv?
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lol I haven't but don't have tv here

Yes i've seen both of them actually, think it was during the NBA playoffs. I felt like a little child and got excited when i saw them, lol.

g00s3y said:
I felt like a little child and got excited when i saw them, lol.
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ha, me too.. my wife laughs at me because I unmute those commercials when they come on.

Tired of Iphone 4 - Must see this :D

I cant stop laughing
http://vimeo.com/12858526

that's a good one.

Hahaha...I couldn't help but laugh either. That's pretty awesome...such resignation at the end. ^_^

Freakin' great. That made my day.

It won't play on my evo :/
Sent from my EVO

That was cool.

That was actually good. Did MG Seigler post this? Wow, didn't think he would.
His Evo review on TechCrunch was unfair.

Hi-la-ri-us!!! LOLOL

That was one of the funniest things Ive seen in a minute!!...roflmao!! had to share it on facebook....lol

AWESOME!!!!...

Funniest thing all day by far.

thats pretty funny man

This is the way an iPhone 4 should be held...

Holyrolla said:
This is the way an iPhone 4 should be held...
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Hahahaha L, lol I like that one too.

shadowhawk2020 said:
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ahahahahahaha!

Oh man this thread is full of win. Day maker right here.

"Sir, I'll pay for it..."
"Hans, that's why your always broke every week!"
My favorite part, so true...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FL7yD-0pqZg
NSFW = language.

acrh2 said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FL7yD-0pqZg
NSFW = language.
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"I'll just go somewhere else and get one. My sister says Walgreens has them."
Haha.

Just thought this was funny...

I like the suggestion it gives, I was trying to type "snack"
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talking about your picture too. since its like, well tiny.

Wow, that was indeed a fail on the upload....I'll repost in a bit when at my computer.
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here we go...

egotek said:
here we go...
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Win, that's funny AND a good upload

rofl, that made my day.

snak ... anal ... small
that's awesome

Swift key has been suggesting funny stuff to me too. I was placing an office supply order today and typed box of and got chocolates when I wanted pens, and then bottle of got me vodka, which probably would have been more helpful than the white out I was looking for.
Nothing as crazy as your example though.
JAson

The phone bases its suggestions on letters that are close to the word typed. Look at that anal is pretty much the same keys just off by one letter for A and L. Not be an as$ just informing you. The system is actually pretty smart working like this.

I really needed a laugh....thanks!

twilk73 said:
The phone bases its suggestions on letters that are close to the word typed. Look at that anal is pretty much the same keys just off by one letter for A and L. Not be an as$ just informing you. The system is actually pretty smart working like this.
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Sometimes... its just funnier not trying to be intellectual all the time

DirtyShroomz said:
Sometimes... its just funnier not trying to be intellectual all the time
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made my day 2x.

twilk73 said:
The phone bases its suggestions on letters that are close to the word typed. Look at that anal is pretty much the same keys just off by one letter for A and L. Not be an as$ just informing you. The system is actually pretty smart working like this.
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Don't be so Anal!

When I type my wifes name with a s on the end it suggests anus.
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conqu1stador said:
snak ... anal ... small
that's awesome
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IMO, it's even funnier if you reverse the order..
small .. anal .. snak
lol

snak, anal, small.... or you want a small anal snack? Well then bend over, here it comes!
Edit: damn, previous poster beat me to it.

Pao23 said:
Don't be so Anal!
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Did you mean Snak?

uniquenameevo said:
Did you mean Snak?
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lol that was pretty good this thread is the win

This thread is full of win! I had something similar happen a couple of weeks ago with Google Voice. I was supposed to be picking my sister up from her meeting. She got out early and called me to make sure I was on my way. Here is what GV thought she said:
Hey this is Mrs. Give me a call back. I am died. Come pick me up.
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What she actually said:
This is your Sis. Give me a call back. I am done. Come pick me up.
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I think my phone wants to kill her LOL!

I thought it remembers what you typed before, so if you are typing similar keys then it will suggest that. Not that I'm trying to imply anything...

[Q] Loud ding upon startup

Everytime the HD2 starts up it gives this really high pitched "DING!!!" and it is very annoying to me and everyone around me. I can't find any settings to turn this off. Is it just the energy rom I'm using or is it universal to the hd2? Please help!!!

when did the issue start?

ajchandler said:
Everytime the HD2 starts up it gives this really high pitched "DING!!!" and it is very annoying to me and everyone around me. I can't find any settings to turn this off. Is it just the energy rom I'm using or is it universal to the hd2? Please help!!!
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I was using Energy ROM a while ago and can remember that I did not come across this problem, as above has said, when did it start, when you installed the custom ROM or after a while?

OMG I found it!!!! It was the voicemail notification. I feel like an idiot but that was the most annoying sound ever!!! "Alert-Shine". Gag me with a spoon please!!!

ajchandler said:
OMG I found it!!!! It was the voicemail notification. I feel like an idiot but that was the most annoying sound ever!!! "Alert-Shine". Gag me with a spoon please!!!
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Lollll, fix of the day!!

ajchandler said:
Gag me with a spoon please!!!
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ha ha WTF does that mean?

conantroutman said:
ha ha WTF does that mean?
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I think the spoon is a substitute for a penis...

I don't know what it means really, my dad just used to say it when we were kids.

hg3atintin said:
I think the spoon is a substitute for a penis...
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ajchandler said:
I don't know what it means really, my dad just used to say it when we were kids.
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Lol!! This thread is taking a turn for the worst here, this is starting to get dodgy

hg3atintin said:
I think the spoon is a substitute for a penis...
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I think that statement says more about you tha it does about the OP.....
ajchandler said:
I don't know what it means really, my dad just used to say it when we were kids.
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Lol ok, just curious because Id never heard it before.......

ajchandler said:
OMG I found it!!!! It was the voicemail notification. I feel like an idiot but that was the most annoying sound ever!!! "Alert-Shine". Gag me with a spoon please!!![/QUOTE
From the 80's, often preceeded by "like", also belived to be a jab at well-to-do kids (born with a silver spoon...")
gag me with a spoon" = gross, yuk. From Moon Unit Zappa's Valley Girl song.
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For all the Sprint Haters out there....

THIS IS TOO FUNNY!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBIjUhQk6-8

Wait....Sprint is releasing a dual screen phone....OMG!
Just kidding

feel like i've just been rick rolled

To much swearing.
Ruins it.

Fn funny. I hate all the hype for that event to intro that phone. Love sprint but that was a terrible marketing move.
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DAvid_B said:
To much swearing.
Ruins it.
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i agree....i cringed as i read it

murso74 said:
feel like i've just been rick rolled
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Agree... this has to be one of the worst one of those hitler videos made so far.

Err, one of the best i've seen in a while..

BigBrotherMotown said:
i agree....i cringed as i read it
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ohhh why don't you go get your many milk bottle. Geexzz.
By the way.. All the noobs that left the room fire the ape shat are the high horse ridding hitlers nagging bout pisting in wrong sections.

abduljaffar said:
ohhh why don't you go get your many milk bottle. Geexzz.
By the way.. All the noobs that left the room fire the ape shat are the high horse ridding hitlers nagging bout pisting in wrong sections.
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I have trouble believing you could have anywhere near this abrasive a personality outside of the internet.

abduljaffar said:
ohhh why don't you go get your many milk bottle. Geexzz.
By the way.. All the noobs that left the room fire the ape shat are the high horse ridding hitlers nagging bout pisting in wrong sections.
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I think I'd be offended if I could figure out what the hell you just said.

abduljaffar said:
ohhh why don't you go get your many milk bottle. Geexzz.
By the way.. All the noobs that left the room fire the ape shat are the high horse ridding hitlers nagging bout pisting in wrong sections.
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i think this is English Third Language

lmao!
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DAvid_B said:
To much swearing.
Ruins it.
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I agree. There are a few of those Hitler parodies that are funny as hell, but this one just came across more stupid than funny.

abduljaffar said:
ohhh why don't you go get your many milk bottle. Geexzz.
By the way.. All the noobs that left the room fire the ape shat are the high horse ridding hitlers nagging bout pisting in wrong sections.
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If you really talk like this I can only assume that someone bought you an Epic. Otherwise you stole it and your a want a be gangster. Why don't you knock off that **** as I think were all getting tired of reading it.

I agree, too much swearing.
But seriously that's what they debuted, a dual screen
Yea, I want a serious phone, not a gimmick.

I think the video is funny and I like swearing... But I think it's true too in a way, "It doesn't have 4G so you'll save on the premium data fee"
"All smartphones will have that fee you ****"
Also I'm putting my faith in Sprint that they totally wanted the Echo event to be a WTF moment. Who's Kyocera? Who's David Blaine? Why a dual-screen phone? Why is the guy on stage doing pointless s***?
That's the point.

Guess it's Mind of Mencia kind of funny??

BigBrotherMotown said:
i agree....i cringed as i read it
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063_XOBX said:
I have trouble believing you could have anywhere near this abrasive a personality outside of the internet.
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That's the beauty of this wonderful new world of "communication" we have created. We can just let it all fly and not be responsible. It's the new American way!
I personally think the video would have been just as funny with half the blankin %#@&*$ words. Then I could have passed it on to a few friends and shown it to my kids. Oh well.