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Stuff Android Noobs Say

Just a little humor I thought I would share with everyone! Remember, there's nothing wrong with being a noob
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzpixaIOwSg

Hilarious!
Oh..and first!

Haha... that just made my day!!! Lol
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This has GOTTA be nominated for an Emmy or Grammy or Sumthingy !!!

I can see this being linked in future posts.....Very cool Qb!!!

Very funny to those of us experienced users.
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Omg!!! I guess my phone is bricked....it just keeps REBOOTING!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!! PERFECT WAY TO END THA VID!!
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That is pretty damn funny right there!
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Lololol
Truly EPIC xD
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Lol that is too good.
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I just ruined a perfectly good mocha laughing so hard at this. You, sir, owe me another video. LOL!
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You should make one for stuff rooting pro's say. Lol. I often tune into xda for some good burns. "Search must be broken again, damn! "

ohhh thats great...love the "help qbking i followed someone else's rooting vid and bricked my phone" LOL i have seen a few vids on you tube of ppl that if followed would probably not only brick your phone but also turn it into a Decepticon lol

K3VlN said:
ohhh thats great...love the "help qbking i followed someone else's rooting vid and bricked my phone" LOL i have seen a few vids on you tube of ppl that if followed would probably not only brick your phone but also turn it into a Decepticon lol
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Links please???
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Biggoron said:
Links please???
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Right... id love to see those...
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flastnoles11 said:
Right... id love to see those...
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Just read the comments after his videos...they are there!!!! Noobity noob noobs. But seeing this makes me want to go back and see what my first posts were like. I only have to go back almost 7000 posts.
Damn, can only go back 500 in stats.

Biggoron said:
Links please???
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HA! i meant that in a bad way altho would be cool until it tried to kill you lol

That was awesome lol
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[ROM] Official MIUI V4 for Galaxy S III I9300 2.7.13

Good news. Official MIUI China have today released to Public!!
MOD EDIT: Links removed
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NiceFinaly
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I think this does not relate to development thread, but great news though thanx

muhamet said:
NiceFinaly
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hahahaha "finally" the phone hasen't even been released in the US yet. :silly:

Sory for US
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been posted by me on general section on this evening..
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Yee rar har excellent news
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Nice

will8578 said:
Yee rar har excellent news
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Probably a .zip rather than a rar ..
Lol
Looking forward to this release as I get bored with vanilla UI quickly
Sent From Outa Space ........

Is there anyway to test this at all I wouldn't mind running it?
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OMG
Will be waiting for it
1910

Would love to have the stock Samsung lock screen
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Its time for RGUI MIUI
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Hopefully it is also for this time for this thread to be moved into the correct section and for the OP to be taken outside and shot.

nobnut said:
Hopefully it is also for this time for this thread to be moved into the correct section and for the OP to be taken outside and shot.
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Although it's funny, shot?
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Two in the chest and one on the head... just to be sure

nobnut said:
Two in the chest and one on the head... just to be sure
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You must be an assassin :O
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norpan111 said:
You must be an ass...
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LOL

I hope they include a full working Black theme, for Settings, SMS and Notifications at least

Will Love this!

Member, and EVO user, dfr867 has passed away

I regret to inform our community that member dfr867 has passed away this morning.
I was speaking to him just last night and sent him a message this morning to be replied to by his wife that he had passed.
I pray that his family finds comfort and that if there is anything that they need those who can help will reach out to them.
Thank you

imheroldman said:
I regret to inform our community that member dfr867 has passed away this morning.
I was speaking to him just last night and sent him a message this morning to be replied to by his wife that he had passed.
I pray that his family finds comfort and that if there is anything that they need those who can help will reach out to them.
Thank you
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That's so sad. I didn't know him personally. But my deepest condolences and respect. I am truly sorry. May he rest in peace and he is now in a higher place.

Ohhh my God so sad. RIP dfr867
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rip dfr867 may he rest in peace
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May his eternal soul find the perfect Evo ROM that he never found in this mortal plane.
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I too had been recently speaking with him. This is truly sad news.
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KommodoreHeinz said:
I too had been recently speaking with him. This is truly sad news.
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so what r u trying to say by the pic he killed himself
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sasquatchotragavaca said:
so what r u trying to say by the pic he killed himself
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I knew that wouldnt take long.
That is his avatar..

KommodoreHeinz said:
I knew that wouldnt take long.
That is his avatar..
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oh i see my bad
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So sad RIP...
Using Awesome Expressed EVO XDA Craziness!

This is really sad news

R.I.P bro...
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my deepest condolences and respect. May he find rest and peace

RIP man.
I'm sure your reading this now from beyond
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R.I.P.
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this really is sad rest in peace brother my deepest condolences to the family and friends of dfr
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awwww. That really sucks. Remember everyone. Live every day like it is your last. Live strong. We'll all remember. Too Many deaths in the last week. Really bad week for us all.

sharkboy0901 said:
this really is sad rest in peace brother my deepest condolences to the family and friends of dfr
....... couldn't have said it better.... Rip
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May he rest in peace, he is in a better place..
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Funny S-Voice responses

I would like to start this as screenshots of s voice with silly answers / responses
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Hopefully we get some fun ones
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I have no clue either what your question is suppsed to mean. Voice recogintion issue?
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It was which is better HTC or Samsung, but it added the f
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How is that funny?

irish-sid said:
How is that funny?
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I was thinking the same thing!
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If you ask "where are you from?"
She replies "from a land far far away"
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adamo3957 said:
I would like to start this as screenshots of s voice with silly answers / responses
View attachment 1215054
Hopefully we get some fun ones
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My english it's not very good but.... I did not find any funny responsens may someone help me?
What is funny here?
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Nothing. That is the whole point of everyone except OP.
Btw, S-Voice is heavily based on WolframAlpha API so a lot of funn answers WolframAlpha gives will also be given by S-Voice.

enohand said:
If you ask "where are you from?"
She replies "from a land far far away"
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Mine said "from many places, simultaneously"...

if you ask what do you think it always says that it has no opinion or to look online.
not like siri

I thought this one was fairly amusing

PFC Hudson said:
I thought this one was fairly amusing
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Lol, class, keep them coming
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alex_herrero said:
Mine said "from many places, simultaneously"...
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Mine said. "A box"
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iii
ii dont think thats funny too haha btw i'm italian and i can't post a screenshot because most of you would not understand

This is me trying to say :
TAKE A PIC
http://imageshack.us/f/4/screenshot2012061118362.png/
http://imageshack.us/f/4/screenshot2012061118362.png/

Wow Humans are so weird ! They find stuff so funny and giggle even they post it.
which does not make any sense!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Love S-voice and some of the responses are 1st class! great idea for this thread!
You should ask it - If i'm beautiful - replies some might think so
Or ask do I need a jacket today and it will reply with the weather
ask it if im tired and it replies your bed is soo comfy
love playing with this app

Hahaha
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I don't think s-voice has any sense of humour
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I was like wtf
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Why am i not getting the 4.3 update?

Hey guys.. So i bought this Nexus 4..will attach the about phone thing here... I didnt receive the update yet :/ its strange because my cousin got his at 12 AM last night. And its 7:00PM here... I live in Pakistan (so does he obviously). Am i missing out on something? :/
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I also did this method.. Didnt help me :/
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?p=34549320
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WasifSal said:
I also did this method.. Didnt help me :/
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?p=34549320
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A lot of people haven't got it yet. Be patient.
Also jbq said that method is bad, so I wouldnt do that if I were you.

It's a staged rollout, not everyone will get it at the same time, when you got it or where you are aren't contributing factors
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chromium96 said:
A lot of people haven't got it yet. Be patient.
Also jbq said that method is bad, so I wouldnt do that if I were you.
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Oh alright.. No more tinkering now
Oh and how is it possible that my cousin in the same country got it and i didn't? :/
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Thanks all really appreciate the quick response
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WasifSal said:
Oh alright.. No more tinkering now
Oh and how is it possible that my cousin in the same country got it and i didn't? :/
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He maybe got the 303K and you 302K(just an example could be alot different) .
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failly said:
He maybe got the 303K and you 302K(just an example could be alot different) .
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Since u said that.. How can i find which model number do i have? I got the one with the nubs... He didnt had those btw..
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WasifSal said:
Since u said that.. How can i find which model number do i have? I got the one with the nubs... He didnt had those btw..
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It's on that white sticker on the package of your Nexus.
Someting like model or something, you'll find it its a long number that begins with 303K(just an example).
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