[HUMOR] [Galaxy S3 Edition] You know your rooted when ... - Galaxy S III General

Okay just seen this on the s2 forums and thought id start one on here.
Should be fun to see the results ...
Examples:
You know your rooted when you spend more time with XDA than you do your partner.
You know your rooted when you spend more time flashing roms than using your phone.
Hope you guys can come up with some funny ones
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You know you're rooted when you're given 10 seconds to press allow!
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You know you are rooted when you titanium backup
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You know you are rooted when Samsung deny you support.

You know you are rooted when you have an exam tomorow and you're reading this thread
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You know you are rooted When you hold your phone up with 2 hands trying to take a photo.
But end up pressing HOME, Volume Up and Power Button

You know you are rooted when your phone's internal storage is more occupied with ROMs backup than media and songs
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You know you are rooted when phone got super user

You know you are rooted when you have thanked Chainfire.

you know you are rooted when you ask your wife ETA for the baby
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You know you are rooted when you have to use other devices with ads...!!!

You know you're rooted when you're treating your flash count as a high score instead of triangling it away.

You know you're NOT rooted when...
You can't even search this forum properly because another thread on the same topic already exists:
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1681566&highlight=humor

you know you are rooted if bros be sayin "DAMNNN !!!!"

DeadSOL said:
You know you're NOT rooted when...
You can't even search this forum properly because another thread on the same topic already exists:
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1681566&highlight=humor
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Sorry didn't see it with it being an oldish post and I use my phone to view xda. And as for not being rooted I am, and how does not searching mean I'm not rooted? If the moderators wish to close this thread then please do, I'm sorry.
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You know you are rooted when your girlfriend says that's in decent

you know you're rooted when the first thing you check in the morning is your battery drain

You know you are rooted when you are amazed by the result of running "kill -9 -1” as root.
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f0xy said:
You know you're rooted when you're given 10 seconds to press allow!
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In a nutshell this sums it up...

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Installing Darky's Rom onto the S3....

Hi guys i've had my S3 for a couple months now and love it and have not regretted making the change from the 4s in the slightest. i had a I9000 before i got an s4 and had darky's rom installed on there and want to put it onto my s3 also as it seemed to up the performance and speeds a little. but im a complete noob when it comes to these things could anyone link me to a step by step guide on how to flash my s3 with also download links?
I did watch the video before registering i searched for installation guides with the s3 but i only found guides for the original S so i made a new thread
thanks in advance for any help.
First of all, this isn't for the international version of the S3.
Second, if you really do own an I747 and not the I9300, then it is impossible at the moment to flash international ROMs to this device until someone ports it.
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d3athsd00r said:
First of all, this isn't for the international version of the S3.
Second, if you really do own an I747 and not the I9300, then it is impossible at the moment to flash international ROMs to this device until someone ports it.
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im in UK and actually have a I9300 it even tells me so on boot up lol
Seany_Blitz said:
im in UK and actually have a I9300 it even tells me so on boot up lol
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Wait then why are you on the US thread the international one is the one for your phone
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Why not? Are the british not welcome lol
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Well, there's a separate forum dedicated to the i9300 so that's that.
You might want to check this out, Samsung Galaxy SIII I9300 main page.
And Galaxy SIII I9300 Android Development which is include ROM, Kernel, MOD :fingers-crossed:
You are welcome here Seany.
The point is we might not have the answer you want, so the link on top will provide the best place for you :good:
laylovj said:
Well, there's a separate forum dedicated to the i9300 so that's that.
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That is that thanks for your needed participation i wouldnt of got through this without you
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Seany_Blitz said:
That is that thanks for your needed participation i wouldnt of got through this without you
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If course you are welcome lol but if you flash anything you will brick. Only trying to help
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Greenify without rooting?

Hi, ive tried searching but couldnt find anything. Is there a app like Greenify I could download without rooting my phone? Sorry if this is a noob question.
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This app requires root to function.
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drsiddiqui1 said:
Hi, ive tried searching but couldnt find anything. Is there a app like Greenify I could download without rooting my phone? Sorry if this is a noob question.
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Root your phone and run greenify. It is worth it if you want good battery life. That is one of the best apps out today.
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I dont really want to root. I think the phone itself is pretty snappy and unlike 99% of the people on this forum I do actually like TW and a lot of the gimmicky features. I find some to actually be useful. I'll probably root after I get bored. The only thing I missed from having a rooted phone was tethering for free but foxfii is the perfect answer for that. Thats why I was asking for specifically unrooted phones. But thanks for your responses.
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Sorry about that. Fairly new on here
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drsiddiqui1 said:
I dont really want to root. I think the phone itself is pretty snappy and unlike 99% of the people on this forum I do actually like TW and a lot of the gimmicky features. I find some to actually be useful. I'll probably root after I get bored. The only thing I missed from having a rooted phone was tethering for free but foxfii is the perfect answer for that. Thats why I was asking for specifically unrooted phones. But thanks for your responses.
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I've had this phone for about two weeks and I'm still on stock but rooted, no custom recovery, yet. I like TW as well, that's why I got this phone. I rooted to get rid of some bloat and for greenify. In the long run you would be happier.
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awesome app that i never knew about.
drsiddiqui1 said:
I dont really want to root. I think the phone itself is pretty snappy and unlike 99% of the people on this forum I do actually like TW and a lot of the gimmicky features. I find some to actually be useful. I'll probably root after I get bored. The only thing I missed from having a rooted phone was tethering for free but foxfii is the perfect answer for that. Thats why I was asking for specifically unrooted phones. But thanks for your responses.
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tmease1 said:
I've had this phone for about two weeks and I'm still on stock but rooted, no custom recovery, yet. I like TW as well, that's why I got this phone. I rooted to get rid of some bloat and for greenify. In the long run you would be happier.
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rooting by itself won't remove touchwiz. it merely gives you more control over your phone and allows you to improve it as you wish.

Pls delete.

After a lot of searching and reading i found the answers i needed about the padlock bootscreen thanks to the developers that got it.
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carlosjcar said:
If this is an old topic sorry but I do not have time for read all related treads.
This is what's happened,
Rooted ATT S4, installed twrp 2.5.0.2,
Installed Sho 1.5, used Loki doki
I was getting the costum screen with the padlock warning when booting. All was well.
Decided to try beta 4.3 rooted, now the padlock screen is gone and I get regular boot screen. Download screen says Samsung official.
I'm still rooted and booting OK.
Uninstalled and installed clean rom ,
Flashed lokidoki, still rooted and boot screen still stock.
Is this normal?
If this is in the wrong place pls move it and if this s old news delete it.
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To answer your question this is normal wont go away unless u unroot ur phone with odin also wrong place your gonna get flamed please ask in the q and A section or face consiquences of being flamed
carlosjcar said:
If this is an old topic sorry but I do not have time for read all related treads.
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If you don't have time to read, then we don't have time to answer your questions. Even if we did answer your question that has been brought up many times before, would you have the time to read the answers?
Don't be lazy and read through the information on here. Or else no one will help you, and rightfully so.
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Thank you for your contribution.
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carlosjcar said:
Thank you for your contribution.
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I doubt you'll see anyone here defending your laziness.
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RAID Xero said:
If you don't have time to read, then we don't have time to answer your questions. Even if we did answer your question that has been brought up many times before, would you have the time to read the answers?
Don't be lazy and read through the information on here. Or else no one will help you, and rightfully so.
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So everytime you search for something you find it right? And you also read thru the thousands of pages right?
The reason I posted is because I believed I had something to contribute in the development side.
MY APOLOGIES TO THE MODERATOR PLEASE DELETE THIS TREAD
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carlosjcar said:
So everytime you search for something you find it right? And you also read thru the thousands of pages right?
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You said you didn't have time to read. So. ..how could you have found something when... YOU DIDN'T READ ANYTHING? I'm sorry you're so lazy. I really am.
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You said you didn't have time to read. So. ..how could you have found something when... YOU DIDN'T READ ANYTHING? I'm sorry you're so lazy. I really am.
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Oh god ! Im so so sorry I offended you men! I hate my life! :crying::crying::crying:
Nothing good going to come out of this.

How To Roll Back To Stock on Nexus 7

Hi Friends My Friend bought nexus 7 brand new from eBay later he realized its not bnib..out of the box its rooted and running on paranoid rom ...even he didn't got tha 4.3OTA So is there are anyway to get back to stock Firmware ur answer really helps us thanks
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L7iharsha said:
Hi Friends My Friend bought nexus 7 brand new from eBay later he realized its not bnib..out of the box its rooted and running on paranoid rom ...even he didn't got tha 4.3OTA So is there are anyway to get back to stock Firmware ur answer really helps us thanks
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Umm not trying to be a total **** but really? There is a sticky at the top that is literally the second item on the page that says Flashing a factory image with fastboot/return to stock. Not to mention the 100 other threads asking the same question
Sounds like the time for upgrading. PA 3.94 was just released so download it and flash away. It is 4.3 and runs great and also has Halo and Pie toolbars! Much better than AOSP 4.3! Check it out in the forums for directions.
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1800268
PA 3.94 Nexus 7
I'm not a total **** I'm moto guy I don't know anything behalf of my friend just say welcome to newbies
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L7iharsha said:
I'm not a total **** I'm moto guy I don't know anything behalf of my friend just say welcome to newbies
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Huh? You only have to know how to read and type words properly in the search box. Anyway read the sticky it will solve your question.
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L7iharsha said:
I'm not a total **** I'm moto guy I don't know anything behalf of my friend just say welcome to newbies
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It really doesn't matter what forum you frequent. If you are an XDA user you have agreed to search before starting threads. You would also know how the forum works and what happens when you ask a question that's covered 150, 000 times in the forum.
Please don't try and use some weak 'noob' excuse. You have been an xda member long enough to know better.
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Wugfresh Nexus Root Tool kit.
Do a search.
It can flash stock 4.2.2, unroot, relock the bootloader, whatever...

Official AT&T S4 Safestrap Discussion Q/A

The A very special thanks goes out to @Hashcode.
This is the discussion and Q/A thread for the AT&T I337 Safestrap. Please stay on topic.
Take note kiddies
READ THIS OP
READ THE THREAD
NOW READ IT ALL AGAIN.
THE GO OVER TO HASHCODES DEV THREAD AND READ THAT 3 TIMES. Link below.
IF ANYONE ASKS A QUESTION THAT IS ANSWERED IN THIS OP, I WILL REPORT YOU AND SUGGEST/REQUEST A 24 HOUR BAN.
We do not have time to answer the same questions a million times. It is highly annoying and clutters the thread. Any questions you have has more than likely been answered.
As of this time, no custom kernels can be used unless you have never updated to the OTA MF3. If you are on a system without a blown qfuse, you can have a custom kernel on your stock ROM and it will stay with your other ROMs, if you are on OTA MF3, you cannot flash any kernels. Do not attempt to do so.
Also, at this time, only TW based ROMs will work with SS. CM, AOSP, AOKP, MIUI, etc will not work.
NO FLAMING
IF YOU CAN'T CONTRIBUTE TO THE DISCUSSION, DON'T POST.
If you want to only say thanks to someone, please hit the thanks button.
Disclaimer: No one in this thread nor any Developer or Contributor is responsible for anything you do to your phone. If you break your stuff, you are responsible. If you choose to follow any advice here and it results in your phone getting borked, an alien invasion resulting in your butt getting probed, or nuclear war, you are still responsible for it. You chose to follow the advice.
This is not for the AT&T Galaxy S4 Active. You have been warned.
MAIN THREAD/DOWNLOADS/INSTALL INSTRUCTIONS
Confirmed working ROMs
Google Play Edition 4.2.2
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=2356276
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=2341376
Deadly Venom
SHOStock
Darth Stalker x1 Compatible with 3.71 Safestrap only.
Graviton (Installs fine for some, will not install for others)
Goldeneye (May have issues)
Wicked ROM (T-Mobile) Input correct APN and change network mode to Auto LTE/GSM Will most likely lose root.
All Infamous TW Roms should work
Input correct APN settings for non AT&T ROMs (ie i9505 ROMs) to get LTE
Omega ROM i9505
Echo ROM i9505
Vision X i9505
BoBCaTROM i9505 (May not need to change APN)
Hyperdrive ROM. (May not be able to send SMS while on LTE)
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Interesting...
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Indeed it is.
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Definitely looks promising. Let's hope for the best.
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Very promising. It would take a few tweaks of the Apk to get us up and running with it. Myself and another member both brought up a similar method for this and were shot down by a few members saying it wouldn't work. Well looky here... It seems to be a very viable option.
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I like it when I was using my Razr Maxx, hope it comes soon.
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No Eta, but it looks like a couple weeks for VZW. Shouldn't be too much more time for us.
I really only need it for multi-boot. I would like to see if it is possible to run the ROM slots from the external SD. I have a 64gb just sitting in my phone doing nothing. Lol
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Sh*t just got real.
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Very real. It isn't exactly what we wanted or need, but it will definitely keep development on the phone up until we find out a way to unlock the bootloaders and keep our community on the phone as well. I have seen too many people give up a great phone and take a huge downgrade because of not being able to install ROMs.
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graydiggy said:
Very real. It isn't exactly what we wanted or need, but it will definitely keep development on the phone up until we find out a way to unlock the bootloaders and keep our community on the phone as well. I have seen too many people give up a great phone and take a huge downgrade because of not being able to install ROMs.
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If it works as intended, it should be a very good alternative and still allow people to flash custom ROMs to their phones. Though, I wonder, how many ROMs can be placed on a phone with the storage size limitations. 3 slots will be available, but it will be shared space, so no necessarily 3 ROMs (or even 2) will fit on the phone. A lot of things will just have to be answered after the APK becomes available.
I also cringe at the thought of everyone trying to use this without learning and reading. Can you imagine all of the ,"Guys, I bricked my phone..." threads multiplied by X. There isn't enough room in the entirety of XDA to hold the ignorance.
Anyway, this should be interesting.
I read the 4 slots will be available. Either way, I am excited. No joke about that. Too any stupid people to handle...
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Just got mine four days ago, sadly pre-loaded with MF3. Root has kept me satisfied, but looking forward to a safestrap option. Gotta agree though, the amount of idgets that will be fragging thier phone due to a deliberate lack of reading and research will be staggering. After all this time keeping up with my Nexus 7 and i727, nothing surprises me. I just look at it as electronic natural selection.
But back on topic, I also read 4 rom slots. But each has 3 data partition size options. Might have been where the confusion was.
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rebel1699 said:
.... I just look at it as electronic natural selection.
.....
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graydiggy said:
I read the 4 slots will be available. Either way, I am excited. No joke about that. Too any stupid people to handle...
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I agree, well guess it's back to work on My Deadly Venom Rom for SG4!
Looks like Hash is getting some progress, but he's trying to get a splashscreen to show up solution so it boots with it always!
This is impressive! It is innovative and a great alternative to flashing ROM's. Like Loki it looks like you won't have to worry about unlocking the bootloader entirely because this will serve the same purpose. I'm also interested in the prospect of flashing multiple ROM drives. I love AOKP as much as I love Alpha ROM so I go back and forth but if I can flash both and have a simple selection on boot that would be insane!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hash is great at what he does. Just take a look at the Kindle fire 2 section. Everything there is because of his safe strap genius.
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Even when good news is on the horizon some of you guys still have to be negative. Can we at least get the process up and running before you guys start jumping on the people who bricked their phones. Not interest in a verbal fight but damn can we enjoy the positive progress for a few minutes before the brick police start patrolling the forums.
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nthknd said:
Even when good news is on the horizon some of you guys still have to be negative. Can we at least get the process up and running before you guys start jumping on the people who bricked their phones. Not interest in a verbal fight but damn can we enjoy the positive progress for a few minutes before the brick police start patrolling the forums.
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Progress first stage test is up for testing take a look. http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?p=45310586
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Just tested the proof of concept build, and so far, so good.
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