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[HUMOR][GALAXY TAB EDITION] you know you're rooted when...

I saw this thread in the Android forums.. so just post and complete this sentence "You know you're rooted when.."
Examples:
masaidjet: You know you're rooted when you tell a neighborhood hoe to " wipe her cache "
wscott9903: You know you're rooted when 1/2 of your apps require superuser permission.
feralicious: You know you're rooted when your spouse tells you they're leaving you and taking the kids and you think "perfect timing, (insert dev name here) just released a new ICS ROM".
jayochs: you know you're rooted when your phones buggy as hell lol
putney1477: You know you're rooted when, you husband, wife, significant other gets a new phone and says, don't you dare come near this phone, it works fine!
jackpot08: You know your rooted when when spend more time flashing roms than using your phone
Greetz..

i shall begin:
you know you're rooted when you have to delete backups because you have no space left on your sd

You know your rooted when: You see someone on there phone and all you can think about is what rom there running.

You know you're rooted when you have more development apps than children have games.
You know you're rooted when you see someone with a smartphone [of any type] and all you think is "f*cking noob"
You know you're rooted when you get asked multiple times a day what the hell you're doing with your phone
And finally: You know you're rooted when your girlfriend now wants an Android device because "my iPhone 4S can't do all the cool stuff your Android can"
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you know your rooted when
you know your rooted when you read how to unbrick your phone

Hahaha xD those are good!
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You know youre rooted when your licenceplate on your car says this
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You know you rooted when you try to ADB your cat
You know your rooted whem you try to flash new firmware on your samsung microwave oven
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Lol xD
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You know you're rooted when you run ICS on your Desire HD coughs
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You know you're rooted when you miss Ad-free on your TV
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You know your rooted when your wife says she can't open the pickle jar and you tell her to install java
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You know you're rooted when you've actually read this thread.
Fred

You know you're rooted when you're not unrooted! (sorry, very easy :laugh: )
You know you're rooted when you've been refresh xda forum every hour to see if there is new rom

You know you're rooted when you are trying to press volume up+power on your LG Smart TV and your refrigerator
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panpjp said:
You know you're rooted when you are trying to press volume up+power on your LG Smart TV and your refrigerator
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Actually this one sucks
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL XD
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You know you're rooted when you are a noob
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You know you're rooted when Chuck Norris tells it to you (sorry for my english)

You know you're rooted when you laugh at iPhone owners
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Unbricking N7000 ...

Hello guys and girls, this is my 1st post here.
Bricked my phone yesterday and took me a whole night to discover this...
Just found out unbricking by odin 1.85 needs user to remove available driver installed in the pc to be replace with a new, to get a new com port .
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fr3ker said:
Hello guys and girls, this is my 1st post here.
Bricked my phone yesterday and took me a whole night to discover this...
Just found out unbricking by odin 1.85 needs user to remove available driver installed in the pc to be replace with a new, to get a new com port .
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OMG
Please spend few more night before doing anything.

fr3ker said:
Just found out unbricking by odin 1.85 needs user to remove available driver installed in the pc to be replace with a new, to get a new com port .
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Entropy, all your investigation and hard work were for nothing. We've found a miracle cure here!:silly::victory:
You for real? Like srsly?

I went throughout a few posts and none that works, or maybe I just didnt fully understand em' ... so I tried to improvise and miracle just happen ...
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fr3ker said:
Hello guys and girls, this is my 1st post here.
Bricked my phone yesterday and took me a whole night to discover this...
Just found out unbricking by odin 1.85 needs user to remove available driver installed in the pc to be replace with a new, to get a new com port .
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fr3ker said:
I went throughout a few posts and none that works, or maybe I just didnt fully understand em' ... so I tried to improvise and miracle just happen ...
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You didn't have superbrick probably soft brick wich its hell easy to fix about drivers you probably didn't even have them installed.. The port in Pc has nothing to do with unbricking.... And read hell lot more before you really damage your device you just got lucky
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Im curious, how did you brick it? So other people like you doesnt brick their devices..

I just accidentally flash a new custom rom over the currently unsuitable to flash with using CWM Recovery ..
He heh heh ..
I was really am lucky. Anyway can anyone share a link to the best way unbricking other than sending over to samsung??
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bricked is done ... Note gets bricked when you do a wipe over stock ICS Kernel ..
To my best knowledge we still do not have a way to recover your phone without sending it to Samsung Service Center...

fr3ker said:
I just accidentally flash a new custom rom over the currently unsuitable to flash with using CWM Recovery ..
He heh heh ..
I was really am lucky. Anyway can anyone share a link to the best way unbricking other than sending over to samsung??
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Troll
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From the Moderator
TO the OP........... please read more and do the proper research before embarking on customizing your phone. No one here wants you to ruin your phone..
...But, neither do we want a posting where we are unable to help you.
.. DO YOUR HOMEWORK 1st......... then flash......
........THREAD CLOSED...........
~~ oka1

[Q] Where did i go wrong? Flashing Rom

Ok so just got my nexus 7 and decided to unlock/root and install cwm after that got the goo app to install TWRP got the CM10 rom and the gapps wiped devlark and every thing but now im stuck at the little boot screen with cyanogenmod logo? I suffer from a brain dis-function and find it hard to understand so maybe im missing something please can some one help me been on this for near 3 days trying to fig it all out and now have come to a stop as iv messed it up some how

Do i need to factory reset and do system wipe aswell maybe thats the answer?

Well i did a factory reset along with the other wipes and has worked but now i can not get the keyboard to come up it just says it has crash

Sirus2012 said:
Well i did a factory reset along with the other wipes and has worked but now i can not get the keyboard to come up it just says it has crash
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could it be that i may of installed the wrong gapps?

Well i came to the conclusion thats installing the gapps was where i was going wrong. I now have it working and keyboard works fine now trial and error prevailed prob risky but hey figured it out in the end. I now have CM10 4.1 running on it if there any known issues maybe someone out there (if there is anyone besides me lol) would b kind enough to tell me and maybe advise me on another ROM or a better ROM to try. I just want to get a really good look and feel to my already great nexus 7. Kind Regards Sirus2012

Uhm. This thread seem like a spam lol.. Watch out for mod .
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kinggame992000 said:
Uhm. This thread seem like a spam lol.. Watch out for mod .
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yeah some spam? I was looking for answers but guess wat no one replyed joke site really kept it up to date with progress just incase some was willing to help. people should really remember that they was new at modding at one point and advice is always good if u know it. Not like i didnt look for answers just all answers got me confused. guess some people just ignorant

Sirus2012 said:
yeah some spam? I was looking for answers but guess wat no one replyed joke site really kept it up to date with progress just incase some was willing to help. people should really remember that they was new at modding at one point and advice is always good if u know it. Not like i didnt look for answers just all answers got me confused. guess some people just ignorant
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Probably not spam. Translation maybe?
If you try flashing CM10 and you can't accomplish anything because your keyboard is force closing, it's probably your gapps.
You need the 4.1 gapps, not 4.2. CM10 is not 4.2.
That is all.

yeah..check your version..
google helps

Cheers for that sorted it now was using 4.2 lol deeeerrrrr what's the best kernel for cm10 for performance and bat life? I can I install it through recovery mode?
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Sirus2012 said:
Cheers for that sorted it now was using 4.2 lol deeeerrrrr what's the best kernel for cm10 for performance and bat life? I can I install it through recovery mode?
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Yes, you can install kernel zip files via recovery.

Root XXLS8 ( easy way )

I know there are 2 methods mentioned here for rooting XXLS8 but this one is different
for this method , we gonna use SiyahKernel S2-v6.0beta4 which is originally done for XXLSJ ( leaked 4.1.2 )
but it's totally working for this Rom,too, I tested it and it's perfect !
Grab the kernel from here here
flash via odin , download here
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Credits :: Siyah for the kernel

Why do you feel the need to make a new thread to share this amazing find of yours?

And my friend does this give you custom clockwork mod? also is there any yellow triangles? thanks:good:

kuljit55 said:
And my friend does this give you custom clockwork mod? also is there any yellow triangles? thanks:good:
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it has touch clockworkmod and yes it shows yellow triangle on booting.

oinkylicious said:
Why do you feel the need to make a new thread to share this amazing find of yours?
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you need to shut your ass, and get out of here

J.Rawand said:
you need to shut your ass, and get out of here
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it's common knowledge though and a new thread wasn't necessary.

AW: Root XXLS8 ( easy way )
oinkylicious said:
Why do you feel the need to make a new thread to share this amazing find of yours?
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+1
lol @ OP :thumbdown:
Greetz
Omega19.1|Dorimax7.44|i9100¬Tapa2

Sandwiches said:
it's common knowledge though and a new thread wasn't necessary.
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for you may be, but there are a lot who don't know this,
I don't care to what is written over my name, what you call it, senior, junior, elite, etc...
I came here to share with those who don't, and if you don't like it, don't rule others you and everyone else like you

J.Rawand said:
for you may be, but there are a lot who don't know this,
I don't care to what is written over my name, what you call it, senior, junior, elite, etc...
I came here to share with those who don't, and if you don't like it, don't rule others you and everyone else like you
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I agree with you. . It helped me mate
. . Thank you
And there are few who think that people are born with infinite knowledge. .
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Re: [KERNEL][REF][Q&A] Siyah 5.0.+ [ICS][JB/CM10] +DISCUSSION+. NON-DEV STUFF HERE!!!
Hi, There are a few ways to root which are easy.
If you want to keep the stock kernel you could use this method http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=2116549
Cheers
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I thought everyone knew this way, but anyway.
Is there a way I can root my phone make some customizations and than un-root it again.

s2fanboy said:
I agree with you. . It helped me mate
. . Thank you
And there are few who think that people are born with infinite knowledge. .
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thank you bro, glad I can help

agronademi89 said:
I thought everyone knew this way, but anyway.
Is there a way I can root my phone make some customizations and than un-root it again.
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I don't think so, because every customization that you do will require root permission
and it will work when the phone is rooted, so when you un-root the phone
the customization will be gone.

agronademi89 said:
I thought everyone knew this way, but anyway.
Is there a way I can root my phone make some customizations and than un-root it again.
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Your customisation won't necessarily disappear, but the functionality will probably stop, with many mods requiring rooting in the first place. Anyway, why would you want to unroot after going to the bother of rooting and customising? The alterations possible are endless!

pixelhub said:
Hi, There are a few ways to root which are easy.
If you want to keep the stock kernel you could use this method http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=2116549
Cheers
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you're right I already saw that post, it's another easy way

oinkylicious said:
Why do you feel the need to make a new thread to share this amazing find of yours?
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I do not know, Though one thing I will do is congratulate this person on presenting something in plain and straight forward english that is understandable .. compared to some procedures i have seen explained on these forums.. .LOL :laugh:

N7100 mj2 working DONE ! DONE ! DONE ! DONE ! DONE !

hey guys this hell idiot booted normally
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-Prerooted made and worked as it is
-Non Wipe
Hey why other thread closed???
Just NFC didn't work.
Let me check this in detail hey it came with beutiful lockscreen
Keyboard fixed for continuous input
PLEASE DON'T PUT ANYTHING HERE TO MAKE FLAME, WILL UPDATE AS SOON AS I FIND NEW
DON'T ASK FOR RELEASE, LET ME FIRST CHECK IN DETAIL FIRST.

OK guys here answer to many posts..
1.First thing, I have made it deodexed, Prerooted and also before testing framed it in my ROM V1 aroma and flashed through it.
So
I can release it in 0 time, but I won't.
You can understand too many people are here for whom downloading 1GB ROM is not easy task. I don't want to do anything that I release it now and again after 5 hrs I may have to update ROM bcoz of fiasco.
Ablout ETA, just listen
-My download finished just before 4 hrs to writing this, couldn't touch it for next 1 hr bcoz of too many patients i have to check.
just finished everything and reported already one and half hour ago. And after that just had dinner and again here in office to move further
SO you can guess I am not just playing with new ROM and making others jelous. I am trying my best to give you complete ROM after series of tests. SO even it will be unfair to ask me for release in next 24hrs.
- I doubt about releasing Prerooted Odexed (at least before deodexed) bcoz of I didn't get tar file but got just System folder. and kernel and modem. so I don't want to waste my time in making prerooted, as it may or may not work.
-So, Any question regarding OTA will be ignored but yet I won't get irritate and stop working on it, I will release whatever happens in this thread. I bound to give my followers and can't stop by just few irrelevnt comments.
SO be happy, enjoy current ROM, keep eyes here about update, and who ask aboy ETA just link them to this thread.
Last but not least All credits goes to @Zanr Zij who bring this to us, kindly shower them with your greets and thanks.
Regards

yuupppppp

today? uploading?

Thanks
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there is a big charging issue with the mi6. hope this is resolved in this build. thanks a lot for your efforts dr. ketan =)

hahaha... i'm in mids of testing mine... i though wanna post it as well if no one posted it.... but lets go with yours... ^_^

Good news
BTW, you named the thread N7100 mj1 but it's mj2.

Just typo
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Dr Ketan, you are a genius...healing both sick people and roms
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dr ketan
r u gonna make it stock or u will root it and uploading

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dr ketan
r u gonna make it stock or u will root it and uploading
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read the first post.

Great!
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was expecting it to boot by tomorrow, guess what u did it in few hours seems Samsung don't needs to release the official ,users here will get it all by the time they release the official and all note3 functions at least majority of it. @dr.ketan edit the base details in OP it will be MJ2, seems will be busy at office tomorrow checking your update

lolmensch said:
read the first post.
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am sry i didin't notice thx

@ dr.Ketan
doc you are great
it is soooooooo fast
any change log ?
Thanks +1

@ dr.ketan ss from op says se linux enforcing does it means knox affected bootloader(in previous leak se linux was permissive)

Tks you, you are pro, very fast from this time
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drsiddique5700 said:
@ dr.ketan ss from op says se linux enforcing does it means knox affected bootloader(in previous leak se linux was permissive)
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First thing I didn't get bootloader from source so don't expecting any effect
Download mode as expected doesn't reflect anything
Still have to test more to understand nature of security
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One thing to say
It's buttery smooth
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