[HUMOR-DEMENTIAL] My Galaxy S3 is better than iPhone BECAUSE.... - Galaxy S III General

I already opened a thread like this for the "little brother", GS2 .... and now I decided to open it even for owners of the Galaxy S3 because I am next to buy it!
Here we are just playing and joking!!!:laugh:
So, if you do not want to laugh, joke and get four "healthy laughter", not to comment, criticize or offend, just stay away from this thread!!
The intent is to propose the multi-annal challenge between Samsung phones', GS3 in this case, and iPhone. There is no comparison based on technical, aesthetic or economic, the idea is not to affect neither the choice of purchase, just plain fun!
Please remember not to offend anyone and joke politely!
Then, everyone can express the cause or the reason why the Galaxy S3 is better than "apple-phone", preferably in this form:
-(My) Galaxy S3 is better than iPhone because....
or
-It's better to buy a Galaxy S3 and not iPhone because....
So, let's start! Here's my reason:
"Galaxy S3 is better than iPhone because worms do not come out of the Apple on the back cover"
Now it is up to you if you like....good laughs!
Ah....try to be as demented as possible!

My Galaxy S3 is better than the iPhone™ because it has Flash, and everybody knows there are more Flash porn sites than HTML5 ones.
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qwerty12 said:
My Galaxy S3 is better than the iPhone™ because it has Flash, and everybody knows there are more Flash porn sites than HTML5 ones.
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You understand the "meaning of the life" man!!! lololol:laugh::good:

Tuqano said:
I already opened a thread like this for the "little brother", GS2 .... and now I decided to open it even for owners of the Galaxy S3 because I am next to buy it!
Here we are just playing and joking!:laugh:
So, if you do not want to laugh, joke and get four "healthy laughter", not to comment, criticize or offend, just stay away from this thread!
The intent is to propose the multi-annal challenge between Samsung phones', GS3 in this case, and iPhone. There is no comparison based on technical, aesthetic or economic, the idea is not to affect neither the choice of purchase, just plain fun!
Please remember not to offend anyone and joke politely!
Then, everyone can express the cause or the reason why the Galaxy S3 is better than "apple-phone", preferably in this form:
-(My) Galaxy S3 is better than iPhone because....
or
-It's better to buy a Galaxy S3 and not iPhone because....
So, let's start! Here's my reason:
"Galaxy S3 is better than iPhone because worms do not come out of the Apple on the back cover"
Now it is up to you if you like....good laughs!
Ah....try to be as demented as possible!
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My GS3 is better than a fruit because..I already have a JOB(s)..
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My GS3 is better than the iphone because....well...it's not made by Apple... that's why

graffixnyc said:
My GS3 is better than the iphone because....well...it's not made by Apple... that's why
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You are racist!!! lolo just joke!!!
S, I don't like APPLE juice.....:good: it's a good reason!!!

Because the Apple is rotten.
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My s3 is better than iphone because I get all the girls when I show my phone
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Guys with a S3 have a longer.... Screen
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My Galaxy S3 IS way better than an iPhone because I have the Obsessive-ROM Updating Disorder (ORD).

My S3 is better than the iPhone because
I don't need to use ITunes anymore!
I don't need to convert movies, they all work!
I don't have to worry about updating and losing my jailbreak!
I can synchronize it to more than one computer without it wiping all my songs / movies / apps!
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kostastoupas said:
My Galaxy S3 IS way better than an iPhone because I have the Obsessive-ROM Updating Disorder (ORD).
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Haha well all have this disorder here xd
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My S3 is better than the iPhone because
I don't need to use ITunes anymore!
I don't need to convert movies, they all work!
I don't have to worry about updating and losing my jailbreak!
I can synchronize it to more than one computer without it wiping all my songs / movies / apps!
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avocco WIN!!!
jody2k said:
My s3 is better than iphone because I get all the girls when I show my phone
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Guys with a S3 have a longer.... Screen
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Those posts are connected!!!
kostastoupas said:
My Galaxy S3 IS way better than an iPhone because I have the Obsessive-ROM Updating Disorder (ORD).
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My dear, we need a doctor!!!

My S3 is better because GT-I always gives more hoars power.

Its not an Apple product that locks you into their eco-system!
PLUS my camera rocks!

My GS3 is better because I don't want to have Apple as desert for 6 long years!
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Michael_P said:
My S3 is better because GT-I always gives more hoars power.
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when I read "GT" I think to the BEST!!:good:
Arsaw said:
My GS3 is better because I don't want to have Apple as desert for 6 long years!
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brrrrrr...terrible to stay in a desert!!! lolol
Mozmoz.aly said:
Its not an Apple product that locks you into their eco-system!
PLUS my camera rocks!
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lololol you're right man!!:good::victory:

My GS3 is better than a fruit ..coz I don't have to justify my purchase to myself every day morning and night, when I look at phones with bigger screens..
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zoot1 said:
My GS3 is better than a fruit ..coz I don't have to justify my purchase to myself every day morning and night, when I look at phones with bigger screens..
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ahahahha, GUILT!!!
or .... because if he falls to the ground I can not link to a restorer of "mosaic":laugh::silly:

My iPhone is better than a Galaxy S III because it doesn't feel like a cheap Fisher-Price toy, or something that came free with a McDonalds happy meal.

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Trade SGS2?

Anyone have a white Unlocked iPhone 4 they would like to trade for a Tmo-SGS2? PM me...I will take a black one only if its 32 GB.
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u might have to add more to the trade since it is a last gen iphone
Really? Trading this phone for an iPhone? Think twice man...
P.s if I was you I would just traded it for a white g1
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Damn i wish i had a iphone to give you as this would be a steal!
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I know lol,I just get bored so fast. LOVE THIS PHONE, but its too perfect. What's the fun in that lol.
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amalio357 said:
LOVE THIS PHONE, but its too perfect. What's the fun in that lol.
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thats something i dont hear everyday!! a phone thats perfect, so he gets rid of it, lol!!
There are guys who get tired of banging Olivia Wilde and dump her. Same thing here. But in this guys case he's dumping Olivia Wilde and dating rosie o'donell. Ewwww
drunknmunkie said:
There are guys who get tired of banging Olivia Wilde and dump her. Same thing here. But in this guys case he's dumping Olivia Wilde and dating rosie o'donell. Ewwww
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perfect way of looking at it!
atoore said:
Really? Trading this phone for an iPhone? Think twice man...
P.s if I was you I would just traded it for a white g1
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+1,000,000 with this individual.
It'll be like going from leather seats to cloth seats!!!
My dude lost his marbles.... Ya know what tho in the end its his choice good luck op u should think about it tho
movieaddict said:
perfect way of looking at it!
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What the hell? Rosie O'Donnell? That's a horrible way to look at anything.
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Lol maybe he prefers to use the 2g network over the 4g network. And maybe he prefers
to have to switch screens on his only option of a keyboard to get numbers.
Wait.. Maybe i'm wrong... OP answer me this.. Because I am genuinely curious.. Why do you want an iPhone over your sgs?? do you plan to use it on T-Mobile's network?
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amalio357 said:
Anyone have a white Unlocked iPhone 4 they would like to trade for a Tmo-SGS2? PM me...I will take a black one only if its 32 GB.
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Don't do it man, going back to Edge coming from 4G, is like trading in a Ferarri for a Honda Civic.
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amalio357 said:
I know lol,I just get bored so fast. LOVE THIS PHONE, but its too perfect. What's the fun in that lol.
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translation
"i want to ask siri questions"
The funny thing is here where im from people are trying to trade there iphone 4s for this phone lol and i still wouldnt do it. Why would you want to trade for the regular iphone anyways? that one is a piece of **** talk about a super downgrade. When it comes down to it iphone is for boys trying to get (whats IN) SGS2 for men who know what they are doing.
caliswag707 said:
The funny thing is here where im from people are trying to trade there iphone 4s for this phone lol and i still wouldnt do it. Why would you want to trade for the regular iphone anyways? that one is a piece of **** talk about a super downgrade. When it comes down to it iphone is for boys trying to get (whats IN) SGS2 for men who know what they are doing.
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OS wise... anything is better then iOS haha.
Hardware specs, the A5 is on-par/faster then the Exynos, so its CLEARLY faster then the snapdragon.
Sent from my phone. :3
Maybe you should be trying in iphone forums and if you think this phone is boring wait till you get an iphone
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tigerz0202 said:
Maybe you should be trying in iphone forums and if you think this phone is boring wait till you get an iphone
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Amen! Even with Cydia you can only customize so much. No widgets, no deal.
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I like a challenge.
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I've had many iPhones, if u read you will see why I said I want to trade.
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[HUMOUR][IPhone 5 1st look]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdIWKytq_q4&feature=player_embedded
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And i laughed my ass off !!
That was Awesome, iDiots
haha awesome!
I love it that only now are Apple ALMOST catching up with android in terms of performance, only because they're using a processor made by Samsung lol
Ehh American people.
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Its lighter, its bigger, its faster... WOW shows how crapple has REALLY tricked the general population. Bunch of sheep that have had their mind washed away...WOW
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After "the THINNEST smartphone EVER" and this I was just LMF*O
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ROFL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
The idiots phone 5 lol
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While it's hilarious, I'm sure that's 5-6 people out of 100 they interviewed.
The guy who said he had a 4s ffs lol.
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Galaxy S3 Slogan - Designed for Humans
Iphone 5 Slogan - Designed for Fools
If this time apple iphone5 set any sell record then i will sure this world is full of Fools Buyers . U can make fool anyone for earning money.
LOL!
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Oh god... Really?
"IT'S FASTER!!!" LOL
after watching the video makes me want to change my iphone 4s to 4s?
LoL!!
"Upgrade your old iPhone 4s to a new iPhone 4s. It's exactly the same device, which means it's exactly as reliable, its UI is exactly as reliable and more.
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"Upgrade your old iPhone 4s to a new iPhone 4s. It's exactly the same device, which means it's exactly as reliable, its UI is exactly as reliable and more.
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Only difference is that this "upgrade" costs a lot of $.
Hahahaha

samsung facebook

http://www.phonearena.com/news/Sams...s-pick-iPhone-instead-of-Galaxy-S-III_id34682
show some support here
I paid over $500 for this phone. That's all the support Samsung needs from me.
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Dont really care if all the isheeps prefer their iphone over S3. As long as i know that i have the best phone...
proves stupidity of iPhone users, a high powered short wave radio or satellite phone is obvious answer!
I feel sorry for iSheeps
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erm that is wrong last i checked the S3 had more then 3k votes and 750 votes for iphone lol.
Meemo23 said:
erm that is wrong last i checked the S3 had more then 3k votes and 750 votes for iphone lol.
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lots of thick s3 users as well then!
jason11 said:
I feel sorry for iSheeps
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I feel sorry for abandoned pets. iSheeps? No sir, they got what they wanted.
Surely you'd buy a new phone for an upgraded device....the 5 is no different from the 4s, the screen is .2 of an inch bigger, still not hd, the dual core processor sucks. if people wanna waste money that's their business....my galaxy s3 specs speak for themselves!
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Closed, just say no to apple threads!

S3 won Mobile of the Year 2012

Hi All,
Samsung Galaxy S3 won the Mobil of the year 2012 title in Czech republic!
Source: http://mobil.idnes.cz/mobil-roku-sa...x-/mob_tech.aspx?c=A121204_152843_mob_tech_jm
Celebrate!
It should be iPhone 5.....lolz just kidding
Galaxy S3 deseve the no.1 place.
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Nishu_gamer said:
It should be iPhone 5.....lolz just kidding
Galaxy S3 deseve the no.1 place.
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When i read first few words (ones about iphone5) i wanted to quote and say: go home Nishu_gamer, you are drunk
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Nice second is the Note 2. I honestly love Samsung as a company they add something new and exciting with each of their new phone. I just wish that they made better build quality. Though i understand they went for a skinny light weight phone and all. I really wanted a solid build like the Nexsus 4 the build quality is Excellent on the nexsus 4. Oh well maybe next phone they will have better build quality. If not HTC here i come haha..
Otherwise this is great news..
Here is a link in English..
and your reason why? like what other phone can beat the s3? xD I Knew it was phone of the year back in 2011!!!! how? IT'S A GALAXY PHONE! pure logic that it would win.
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and your reason why? like what other phone can beat the s3? xD I Knew it was phone of the year back in 2011!!!! how? IT'S A GALAXY PHONE! pure logic that it would win.
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What do u think If no galaxy s3 then which one??
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I'd say note 2 would of won if not then probably iPhone (say that with much disgust lol). HTC just can't beat the galaxy. They are nice phones but yea like look at the HTC one x+ still 1 GB RAM and no lte I can't understand why they wouldnt do what Sammy done and upped the ram lol oh well
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Felicitations S3!
Nishu_gamer said:
What do u think If no galaxy s3 then which one??
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I would have to go with the lumia 920 or HTC one X .......or iphone
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My opinion...
1. Galaxy S3
2. Xperia T (It isn't the most powerful but come on its sexy, and the Xperia UI is much much cleaner than Touchwiz and Sense)
3. One X+ (Sense is horrible, but camera, etc are great on this)

What to show off to iPhone users?

I have a lot of family with iPhones and I am constantly searching for things to show off on the S4 - What do you guys show off most on the Samsung Galaxy S4?
winwiz said:
I have a lot of family with iPhones and I am constantly searching for things to show off on the S4 - What do you guys show off most on the Samsung Galaxy S4?
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I constantly tell iPhone junkies about how, four years ago, my G1 went head-to-head with an iPhone 3Gs. The only thing the iPhone had my G1 beat on was the hard drive size, and the iPhone owner was forced to admit defeat.
Bigger screen?
Removable battery?
Micro SD card slot?
Multi-window?
Other than that it would simply be basic android stuff...
p.s. I wouldn't try to show off the rest of the useless gimmick stuff that Samsung came up with. Won't always work and you will look foolish
winwiz said:
I have a lot of family with iPhones and I am constantly searching for things to show off on the S4 - What do you guys show off most on the Samsung Galaxy S4?
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Just do comparison benchmarks
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Multi-window is probably the single most visible and immediately "wowing" thing.
That I just got rid of a phone with dual core 1.2ghz cpu and 4.3 inch screen as it was 2yrs old, oh wait, that's still better than the latest iPhone.
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Take some photos with Drama Shot. And show them the simultaneous front and back camera photos.
And then scan through the gallery by waving at the screen like a Jedi.
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winwiz said:
I have a lot of family with iPhones and I am constantly searching for things to show off on the S4 - What do you guys show off most on the Samsung Galaxy S4?
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1. Just compare your Super AMOLED 5inch 1080x1920 Full HD screen, just ridicule Iphone 5 little low resolution...
2. Now just show them how fast your phone switch on, how fast application will launch, how fast task are executed with your Exynos 5 Octa core or Snapdragon 600, against Iphone's 5 xxxx crappy CPU.
3. Then play a game and show them how smooth it will run. Take a photo with you 13M pixel Camera compare with theirs. And play a 1080 full hd video.
All those are normal upgrade. Now show them all the novel innovating functions that S4 brings out.
Here you go, if you want to know how to humiliate iphone users, just watch this brand new video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=DlXp41WwpOs
I think it is enough to calm them down with their old slow phone of decoration.
Show them how the screen has a yellow tint and is less bright than their iPhones. They will surely love that.
S-Lag.
winwiz said:
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I show them just the phone SGS4 itself no need of more "shows" in order they to go and replace the iPhone with this one
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Uhhh thanks! I just learned how to use multi Window ha
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wednesday13 said:
S-Lag.
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Thats a good one
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ZaZu90 said:
Show them how the screen has a yellow tint and is less bright than their iPhones. They will surely love that.
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wednesday13 said:
S-Lag.
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Haters, always gonna hate.
This vid may help
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlXp41WwpOs
The Super AMOLED FULL HD Screen
The Exynos Octa core
The 13MP camera
etc...
khrystyan27 said:
Haters, always gonna hate.
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I have an S4 ..
ZaZu90 said:
I have an S4 ..
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Then I pity the S4.
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Oomahey said:
Then I pity the S4.
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Haters gonna hate
Biggest plus, product doesn't with start with i......

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