Hello to all of you,
This is a thread, where you can say funny jokes
Rules:
Dont injure other forum members
No racism
Dont say really morbid jokes ( a bit is ok)
Have fun
I'll start:
Why the police man keeps a glass of water and an empty glass next to his bed?
???
If he wakes up at night and hes thirsty he can drink, but if he isn't thirsty then don't drink
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aaaaa , cant think of a joke , am in the middle of my finals , but i really wanna laugh
Me2, so i started this topic
Come, and tell a joke, everybody is allowed to write
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What happens when Mike stumpes upon a thread with over 1000 links to paid apps?
He locks the thread!!!!
I didn't expect that
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What stinks and makes no sense ?
This joke and the jokes in this thread
There are only 10 types of people in the world; those who know binary and those who don't.
What stinks and put people to sleep?
Chris95X8 said:
There are only 10 types of people in the world; those who know binary and those who don't.
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Icwutudidthere. Nice one.
How many teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Only 1 as they all know how to screw up.
Oh and: do you want to see a cold joke? Well I just posted one in the sentence before this.
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c903jerk said:
What stinks and put people to sleep?
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ummm i read your post and i thought your sig was the answer xD
"What stinks and put people to sleep?"
"WE LOVE ANDROID.NOT iPhone!!!!"
RohinZaraki said:
ummm i read your post and i thought your sig was the answer xD
"What stinks and put people to sleep?"
"WE LOVE ANDROID.NOT iPhone!!!!"
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You are right.iPhone is the answer.LOL!Get it?iPhone.
SMS of an androidian to an iFan:
It is not important that you're not beautiful,
Beautiful is this that you're not important
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When someone says "I was speaking generally" he actually means: "come on... I know I screwed it up.stop talking about it"
.........
Are my jokes funny & fresh?or...
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*Knock* *knock*
Who is it?
Me
This thread should be renamed to "ice age thread"
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love is like a fart , if u force it
... its probably crap !!
A joke ehm....
Justin Bieber is male...
Trolololo
Press thx button for my awesome joke
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CosminAdriaan said:
A joke ehm....
Justin Bieber is male...
Trolololo
Press thx button for my awesome joke
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LOL MAN.
IT IS THE BEST JOKE I'VE HEARD EVER....
LOL AGAIN
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Oh a joke so.....
iOS is now open-source
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Fix a bug, create 100 other bugs. Trying to fix it for 1 hour. In the end, it was just a semicolon missing.
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CosminAdriaan said:
A joke ehm....
Justin Bieber is male...
Trolololo
Press thx button for my awesome joke
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oh, please, stop with this! why are you making fun of her?
fifo171 said:
oh, please, stop with this! why are you making fun of her?
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Seriously leave that untalented girl alone. She has suffered enough!
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Related
Just installed EWJET XKernel008 and couldn't believe how smooth and responsive it is....
I got a video of me blowing the homescreen across.... be carefull around fans
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IUFn7YKFlQ
*edit... BTW, just for fun.... i realise there are a handful of very good roms. No need to flame
I hope that's not how you usually move from one homescreen to another
pngface said:
I hope that's not how you usually move from one homescreen to another
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Who needs multitouch, I'm happy with no-touch
Some people blow to burn out a fire.
Some people blow to move between the screens.
sorry but when you create a thread with a title such this...
This is why I lurk in the x10 forums instead of the inspire forum.
Much more interesting ****
I wanna know how many people saw it and started "spitting" all over their phone lol
LJE said:
I wanna know how many people saw it and started "spitting" all over their phone lol
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I did LOOOOL.
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that's the most hilarious way of operating phone...lol
LOL ya no touch is good
LJE said:
Who needs multitouch, I'm happy with no-touch
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I feel light headed after blowing so much
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I was ready to dump my phone for a Galaxy S II but after installing this ROM I'm happy again
jayman1986 said:
I feel light headed after blowing so much
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That's what she said
About to leave for work. I can fap to this.
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Wtf ever.....
TheSneakerWhore said:
About to leave for work. I can fap to this.
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wait.. wtf? are you leaving forever? or just for work today??
because i'll miss your comments.
Theres like a ****load of comments arguing and i see yours "i can't fap to this" then i start laughing haha
xriderx66 said:
wait.. wtf? are you leaving forever? or just for work today??
because i'll miss your comments.
Theres like a ****load of comments arguing and i see yours "i can't fap to this" then i start laughing haha
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I'm just having a bit of a mess...All these "omggoodbye" threads are getting to be really whiney. I didn't know there were so many p*ssies on this site.
Very funny!
Goodbye all!
Sadly, I must leave you all. I've been holding onto my bladder for far too long, and there's some cheese in the crisper with my name on it, along with the name of some cheese company. I think it's Kraft, or Cabot maybe.
I should probably pee first, but then if I forget to wash up I could end up eating tainted cheese. If I visit the crisper first, I could end up with cheesy penis, which is not necessarily a bad thing.
I could end up with cheesy penis, which is not necessarily a bad thing.[/QUOTE]
what the hell lol
TheSneakerWhore said:
I'm just having a bit of a mess...All these "omggoodbye" threads are getting to be really whiney. I didn't know there were so many p*ssies on this site.
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I almost didn't open this thread because I thought it was some tard telling us he was leaving the vibrant forum for a iphone 4gs lol 4gs!When I saw this thread I was thinking I should make a "fair well" thread cracking jokes ahhh good job!
Farewell!..
It's odd that noone made a thread about the new iphone..
I just don't care if someone is "leaving". Yet again the snark is strong with this one. Screw goodbyes, we're adults on a large forum. Yes, cheese feels good on the ****.
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Bottom line, i'm here for the lolz.
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Took em 16 months to make an iPhone 4...s? 16 months to make a phone that's less than what's currently on the market (3.5" screen? Seriously?)
Damn cheese penis.
Its 3.5" qHd... the iphones nice, even the 4s is nice, it just ddoesnt solicit the responce that the iphone 1 did when it came out.. apple is failing tto blow my mind lately :/
Sent from a cell tower to the XDA server to you.
I lul'd.
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This whole thing is just too cheesy. Sent from my vibrant while eating cheetos and watching porn.
kaintfm said:
Took em 16 months to make an iPhone 4...s? 16 months to make a phone that's less than what's currently on the market (3.5" screen? Seriously?)
Damn cheese penis.
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Methinks you have the wrong thread with "obligatory" in the title.
kurplop said:
This whole thing is just too cheesy. Sent from my vibrant while eating cheetos and watching porn.
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is it the FLAMING HOT CHEETOS?
or the ****** regular original cheetos?
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is it the FLAMING HOT CHEETOS?
or the ****** regular original cheetos?
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I hope so...they are the sexiest of all crunchy cheese snacks.
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Deleted...due to this thread is so unworthy of a responce
Shortbus-Driver said:
Deleted...due to this thread is so unworthy of a responce
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It's R-E-S-P-O-N-S-E.
pilot is freaking boring and behaves like a baby
Dude...
What are you doing?!
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lion3464 back again lol
U make an entire thread just to insult someone? Just pm him dude
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I don't like Pilot, yet he calmed down with the silliness, so hes ok now, or gone.... but still why are you wasting your damn time on this?
Yes, and opening up a completely irrelevant new thread just to insult a mod does not count as behaving like a baby?
freedomofspeech said:
pilot is freaking boring and behaves like a baby
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did you just make an entirely new profile just to bag him ?
Aww, somebody's not getting enough attention at home...
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freedomofspeech said:
pilot is freaking boring and behaves like a baby
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Grow up not happy? Thank god tthere is PM share your.tthoughs there not here
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What the hell happened to your head? Did you fall into a water-well?
freedomofspeech said:
pilot is freaking boring and behaves like a baby
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maybe he is a 14 year old?
and btw why is majority of the thread locked?
william0617 said:
maybe he is a 14 year old?
and btw why is majority of the thread locked?
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And he call himself a dev
Oh dear, you need to get some action at home mate (and not just when you are on your own), maybe you will chill out then and be able to see what everyone here thinks of your irrelavant rants.
What a fool, thread closed,
also
egyptshun said:
I don't like Pilot, yet he calmed down with the silliness, so hes ok now, or gone.... but still why are you wasting your damn time on this?
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really? your one of the few people ive never had a run in with if i recall correctly
im hurt
Pilot can u conform this is lion3494?
sahibunlimited said:
Pilot can u conform this is lion3494?
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doesn't seem to be
Hi everyone,
My mission here to help new and old users on xda is accomplished.
I finally reached my 800th post, and I am proud of that.
But now, as time has passed by, things here have become more silent etc
And it is now,also my Time to say good bye.
I don't have a new phone, but I think it is my time to leave now.
I doubt anyone will care (?) and I doubt anyone will remember me......
But I have to say goodbye now,
I have my own forum to look after, and I also have no time either,
So, to all xda users/x8 users,
Goodbye
I will miss you all
I hope the development gets extreme ;-)
I am also developing something with the rest of team Wilbroy
So, bye guys, and good luck for the future
If you wish to keep in contact with me,
My Skype name is wilbso
And my email address is [email protected]
My last good bye ;-)
Bye
wilbso said:
Hi everyone,
My mission here to help new and old users on xda is accomplished.
I finally reached my 800th post, and I am proud of that.
But now, as time has passed by, things here have become more silent etc
And it is now,also my Time to say good bye.
I don't have a new phone, but I think it is my time to leave now.
I doubt anyone will care (?) and I doubt anyone will remember me......
But I have to say goodbye now,
I have my own forum to look after, and I also have no time either,
So, to all xda users/x8 users,
Goodbye
I will miss you all
I hope the development gets extreme ;-)
I am also developing something with the rest of team Wilbroy
So, bye guys, and good luck for the future
If you wish to keep in contact with me,
My Skype name is wilbso
And my email address is [email protected]
My last good bye ;-)
Bye
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wtf? seriously leavin....
says who wudnt miss,man i wud miss ur humour arnd here man.. anyways its all bout movin on...take care mate..always had an gud interaction
ahhh see ya in xperiance .... haha
Crap. You too!
My time will come in a month and two days....
ill miss your jokes buddy....you too leaving....never expected that.....i know youll pop up again "things here have become more silent"yes its right....
you are the only one who answered n00bs idiotic questions....it was fun reading them....bye mate...
Sorry but good bye
I will also miss you man. send me the address of your blog.
Hehehe, I knew you guys would remind me of my humor ;-)
dipusen said:
I will also miss you man. send me the address of your blog.
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Thanks man
Also, its not a blog, its a forum
Its: xperianace.uk.mm
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Click THANKS if I helped
Good by w
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I will check in from time to time just to see how things are doing
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Hehehe, I knew you guys would remind me of my humor ;-)
Thanks man
Also, its not a blog, its a forum
Its: xperianace.uk.mm
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Click THANKS if I helped
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Link for the blog DEAD.
What happend?
zomer331 said:
Link for the blog DEAD.
What happend?
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Its not a blog.... Its a forum
I will give you link later
sent from my x8 saying good bye to xda
http://xperianace.uk.mn/
Here's a link to Wilbso's forum! Enjoy!
Bye man take care and who says no one will miss you ??? Your sarcasm was enough to make trolls go blank
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Bye man take care and who says no one will miss you ??? Your sarcasm was enough to make trolls go blank
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hahaha.... exactly rohin... like i said his sarcastic humour
I do not even know you. Anyways... good bye. Also, do you need a free .com domain for ur forum?
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lakiluki said:
I do not even know you. Anyways... good bye. Also, do you need a free .com domain for ur forum?
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How do you get that?
Sent From My PRECIOUS W8!!
kirmada said:
hahaha.... exactly rohin... like i said his sarcastic humour
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Haha this is a blow to the x8 community :/
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I think you will never leave becouse this is a great comunity 100%
God bye!
I will never leave x8 comunity
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I think most of users don't know about this.
If u have hard bricked your x8,
Don't worry, you can revive it back.
You can do it via a J-tag box.
(Not by your self)
Many users think if got hard bricked, phone should be in a trash. Now you have a hope. Just find a guy who can manipulate J-tag box.
Thank you! Good luck!
And the other thread was reported.
deedii said:
And the other thread was reported.
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Ah, really.. another thread.. my forum runner had sucked then..
Thanks
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bandarigoda123 said:
Ah, really.. another thread.. my forum runner had sucked then..
Thanks
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Yup. 3 threads in all. Do you have experience with jtag boxes? If you, please post a guide. if you don't, maybe post a link with a guide.
I'm sure it would help a lot of users with bricked phones and without warranty.
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dude you should really stop making so many unusefull threads
The problem is to find the jtag and someone to help you...
Btw in my country its a little difficult,so may its better to buy a new phone rather than spent money to revive the x8
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Nah, I don't know how to use it. I will try to find a guide.
In here I bricked my phone and for revive 12usd
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fotak-x said:
dude you should really stop making so many unusefull threads
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Everything is useful for a good user. Don't think higher about yourself.
Don't forget that higher the ball go above it will came back to the land as well
fotak-x said:
dude you should really stop making so many unusefull threads
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Is this really fotak-x?! I dont remember reading sth so rude from you before....
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stamatis16 said:
Is this really fotak-x?! I dont remember reading sth so rude from you before....
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Ah, It's okay stamatis. He maybe but I'm a positive thinker.
It won't be a problem for me further
bandarigoda123 said:
Ah, It's okay stamatis. He maybe but I'm a positive thinker.
It won't be a problem for me further
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Yea,it shouldn't be
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For this you need a RIFF J-TAG box.. Priced about 160 US Dollars..
See it in action here..
More info here..
stamatis16 said:
Is this really fotak-x?! I dont remember reading sth so rude from you before....
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sorry i didn mean to be so rude
SORRY bandarigoda123
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fotak-x said:
sorry i didn mean to be so rude
SORRY bandarigoda123
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Just forgot it man.
"a person who never did mistakes, never tried anything new ". A. E
I respect to the members who respect to the other rest.
You can always, send your phone to the repair center using the warranty contract (you just have to say that the phone suddenly blackout...
Ciss0 said:
You can always, send your phone to the repair center using the warranty contract (you just have to say that the phone suddenly blackout...
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yep, isn't it like cheating?