pilot has freakishly interesting and multi-dimensional personality and behaves like the wise human being that he is
Is your nose brown yet?
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Is your nose brown yet?
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I'm way too deep now, I can see the stomach.
And calm down Dean, it's a joke!
This thread made me chuckle a little bit, but it is probably going to get closed, because that's Pilot's job
Imo Pilot is doing everything he should be doing
Oh cmon... Lol
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Nice clean up
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I'm way too deep now, I can see the stomach.
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I just passed my first year mark here in XDA, and the most solid picture of Pilot I have yet is with a pair o legs hanging out his immortal ass.
rarely get good things said about me so i milked this for a wee while
Related
http://gizmodo.com/#!5784475/this-b...-fill-you-with-wonder-and-horrible-nightmares
That should be the next Boot Animation... Awesome.
How will you get your drink on? That is if you drink of course?
atapia984 said:
How will you get your drink on? That is if you drink of course?
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I'll be getting my drink on in a pool full of green android beer, while I'm in my green android suit!!!
How does one empty the bladder in that
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That was so awsome, reminds me of this video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_y-yFoD03Ls&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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How does one empty the bladder in that
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There's a hole on the backside.
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You'd better minimize that android suit, or you'll never get any girls.
That was epic ****.
Holds the drinks, psychedelics please.
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You'd better minimize that android suit, or you'll never get any girls.
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Didn't you hear? Girls like big robot parts.
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He's got something better than 5hr energy fo sho...
Sh!t, son! I'm laying on my couch wearin' that ho RIGHT NOW!
No seriously, it is surprisingly comfy and cushy. Plus, it as a built-in personal coolant system, and organic waste disposal unit.
Wear that and make a big apple that has been eaten to it's core and carry that with you or drag it lol.
So all I've been hearing lately is all about this A-TT merger with T-Mobile. I don't know why our dear mother wants to marry this asshole anyways! They are not right for each other! Ok I get it., our mom (TMobile) is depressed cause all her kids run amock, flashing anything and anybody and thinks we need a father figure in our lives to settle us down... but it's not gonna work!! I can see it now... dad comes home late with a little to much alcohol in his system, starts demanding more money for room and board, and we all know that he's just gonna use that money to take out the neighbors wife behind moms backs... He ends up sleeping with the girl next door(sprint) Getting her pregnant... then leaving our mom nothing in the divorce and blaming everything on her constant drug use due to her being unhappy... Can't you see what he's done to us? We used to be a happy family.. We didn't need him in our lives. But believe me my brother's and sisters... I know we'll make it if we stick together... Iove you all!
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I don't know where you came from,but I hope you stick around.....you are making this site....well.....a bit more enjoyable!!!
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That just confused the hell outa me... but w/e
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I don't know where you came from,but I hope you stick around.....you are making this site....well.....a bit more enjoyable!!!
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This. Lmao. Comedy gold in every post of his.
Amazing I love it haddn had a good laugh in a while
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Thankx guys... I may be noob but I'm perfectly good at it... Flashing the ROM, I don't care i like the speed of it... Sticks and stones may break my bones but Android phones excite me!
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Nice Juxtaposing of a personal plight combined with a bit of dis-associative disorder........... not sure how many will follow. Think a few will think you better lay off the cough syrup............
It's the latter for me ^.
Hit up an open night comedy club in Chicago to fill your void, ha. I LOVE Second Empire.
Lol.. loved it
The Way I look at it is, My dad was an M.I.T professor who studied the effects of LSD on himself and Sea Monkies. To top it off, he never played baseball with me and insisted that I played hide the quarter in the shed with my uncle. My mother was a overweight bow legged French Canadian street walker who hated breast feeding. She loved to throw pebbles in the water. (My nickname is pebbles) When she'd come home to grab condoms from her draw, she would always remind me that should of used a vibrator that night in 84 (I was born in 84) @ age 12, I developed the taste for food and water. I always enjoyed meatloaf day in shcool. My teachers told me "It's not the size of the **** but the sock your putting in it". I realized every time I would lose weight my girlfriend would find it. I was called a lot of things growing up, my dad called me not his. I got so stoned once that i tried to pack a toilet bowl, the **** wouldn't light. I think Axe body spray smells like date rape. How come every time I poop I pee, but every time I pee I don't poop? So then I decided to root my phone.
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I can't believe I read that.
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I actually understand your thought process but I dont know if thats a warning sign.
You do?.. You know what that means right?...2012 is coming! Its the end of the world as we know it. Its the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine... Six o'clock TVs on.. blah blah balah
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Are you high?!?!? Lol I get the story and all but that was some crazy stuff!
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Wasscomedy if you ever become a developer I think you should call your first rom "A.D.D" OR "ritalin". I'm sure it would it would be smokin fast and all over the place.
If I ever become a developer, my first rom would be called a miracle... as you said, I absolutely have ADD... oh look, shiny quarter..
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Somebody please take the reefer away from the OP!
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F* that smoke more lol but I think he's sober just bugging out, HIIIIIII-YAAAAAAA!
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You are too funny!!
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Thankx guys... I may be noob but I'm perfectly good at it... Flashing the ROM, I don't care i like the speed of it... Sticks and stones may break my bones but Android phones excite me!
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I wonder what would happen if I read that whole thing over while I was high...
Just installed EWJET XKernel008 and couldn't believe how smooth and responsive it is....
I got a video of me blowing the homescreen across.... be carefull around fans
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IUFn7YKFlQ
*edit... BTW, just for fun.... i realise there are a handful of very good roms. No need to flame
I hope that's not how you usually move from one homescreen to another
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I hope that's not how you usually move from one homescreen to another
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Who needs multitouch, I'm happy with no-touch
Some people blow to burn out a fire.
Some people blow to move between the screens.
sorry but when you create a thread with a title such this...
This is why I lurk in the x10 forums instead of the inspire forum.
Much more interesting ****
I wanna know how many people saw it and started "spitting" all over their phone lol
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I wanna know how many people saw it and started "spitting" all over their phone lol
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I did LOOOOL.
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that's the most hilarious way of operating phone...lol
LOL ya no touch is good
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Who needs multitouch, I'm happy with no-touch
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I feel light headed after blowing so much
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I was ready to dump my phone for a Galaxy S II but after installing this ROM I'm happy again
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I feel light headed after blowing so much
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That's what she said
About to leave for work. I can fap to this.
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Wtf ever.....
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About to leave for work. I can fap to this.
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wait.. wtf? are you leaving forever? or just for work today??
because i'll miss your comments.
Theres like a ****load of comments arguing and i see yours "i can't fap to this" then i start laughing haha
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wait.. wtf? are you leaving forever? or just for work today??
because i'll miss your comments.
Theres like a ****load of comments arguing and i see yours "i can't fap to this" then i start laughing haha
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I'm just having a bit of a mess...All these "omggoodbye" threads are getting to be really whiney. I didn't know there were so many p*ssies on this site.
Very funny!
Goodbye all!
Sadly, I must leave you all. I've been holding onto my bladder for far too long, and there's some cheese in the crisper with my name on it, along with the name of some cheese company. I think it's Kraft, or Cabot maybe.
I should probably pee first, but then if I forget to wash up I could end up eating tainted cheese. If I visit the crisper first, I could end up with cheesy penis, which is not necessarily a bad thing.
I could end up with cheesy penis, which is not necessarily a bad thing.[/QUOTE]
what the hell lol
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I'm just having a bit of a mess...All these "omggoodbye" threads are getting to be really whiney. I didn't know there were so many p*ssies on this site.
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I almost didn't open this thread because I thought it was some tard telling us he was leaving the vibrant forum for a iphone 4gs lol 4gs!When I saw this thread I was thinking I should make a "fair well" thread cracking jokes ahhh good job!
Farewell!..
It's odd that noone made a thread about the new iphone..
I just don't care if someone is "leaving". Yet again the snark is strong with this one. Screw goodbyes, we're adults on a large forum. Yes, cheese feels good on the ****.
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Bottom line, i'm here for the lolz.
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Took em 16 months to make an iPhone 4...s? 16 months to make a phone that's less than what's currently on the market (3.5" screen? Seriously?)
Damn cheese penis.
Its 3.5" qHd... the iphones nice, even the 4s is nice, it just ddoesnt solicit the responce that the iphone 1 did when it came out.. apple is failing tto blow my mind lately :/
Sent from a cell tower to the XDA server to you.
I lul'd.
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This whole thing is just too cheesy. Sent from my vibrant while eating cheetos and watching porn.
kaintfm said:
Took em 16 months to make an iPhone 4...s? 16 months to make a phone that's less than what's currently on the market (3.5" screen? Seriously?)
Damn cheese penis.
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Methinks you have the wrong thread with "obligatory" in the title.
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This whole thing is just too cheesy. Sent from my vibrant while eating cheetos and watching porn.
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is it the FLAMING HOT CHEETOS?
or the ****** regular original cheetos?
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is it the FLAMING HOT CHEETOS?
or the ****** regular original cheetos?
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I hope so...they are the sexiest of all crunchy cheese snacks.
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Deleted...due to this thread is so unworthy of a responce
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Deleted...due to this thread is so unworthy of a responce
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It's R-E-S-P-O-N-S-E.
Im a big metal fan and i came across this video,which is the best metal video i've seen in years,this group "Blood" has a female singer Maria Brink that sings better than alot of other singers ive listened to,check this video guys,if you dont like metal,dont watch it.
Yep, seen it. She's hot hot hot!
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Yep, seen it. She's hot hot hot!
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Naahh I don't think so...I'm not a fan of blondes...I'm a brunette lover
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lreyes said:
Naahh I don't think so...I'm not a fan of blondes...I'm a brunette lover
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Flamer..
you're right, was a good video.
As for the music, she is a good singer but the rest sounded a little overproduced. Was almost like pop heavy metal. More importantly:
WHERE IS THE DOUBLE BASS ROLL AND SHREDDED GUITAR SOLO?
for some reason, i kept waiting for This Love by Pantera.
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Naahh I don't think so...I'm not a fan of blondes...I'm a brunette lover
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It's not the hair... lol
Actually, Metal to me is Slayer, Megadeth, etc...
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Im a big metal fan and i came across this video,which is the best metal video i've seen in years,this group "Blood" has a female singer Maria Brink that sings better than alot of other singers ive listened to
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Meh, she's no Floor.
In This Moment, Arch Enemy are hot women metal singers as well lol.
that stoner at Circle K with ICS. Yummy
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In This Moment, Arch Enemy are hot women metal singers as well lol.
that stoner at Circle K with ICS. Yummy
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Hells yea, Angela Gossow is badass,she another great singer as far as metal goes.
Damn, I really really wanted to like it, but I think I have to face the simple fact that I'm getting too old for some of this stuff. For me it wasn't singing, but more like painful squelching, like the sound she would make from a tampon insertion going horribly wrong. Love the caked on black eye makeup running all down her face, that takes talent.
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Damn, I really really wanted to like it, but I think I have to face the simple fact that I'm getting too old for some of this stuff. For me it wasn't singing, but more like painful squelching, like the sound she would make from a tampon insertion going horribly wrong. Love the caked on black eye makeup running all down her face, that takes talent.
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Wow, tell us how you really feel, no seriously, don't hold back, we can take it...