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And I would of gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling teenages!

So all I've been hearing lately is all about this A-TT merger with T-Mobile. I don't know why our dear mother wants to marry this asshole anyways! They are not right for each other! Ok I get it., our mom (TMobile) is depressed cause all her kids run amock, flashing anything and anybody and thinks we need a father figure in our lives to settle us down... but it's not gonna work!! I can see it now... dad comes home late with a little to much alcohol in his system, starts demanding more money for room and board, and we all know that he's just gonna use that money to take out the neighbors wife behind moms backs... He ends up sleeping with the girl next door(sprint) Getting her pregnant... then leaving our mom nothing in the divorce and blaming everything on her constant drug use due to her being unhappy... Can't you see what he's done to us? We used to be a happy family.. We didn't need him in our lives. But believe me my brother's and sisters... I know we'll make it if we stick together... Iove you all!
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I don't know where you came from,but I hope you stick around.....you are making this site....well.....a bit more enjoyable!!!
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That just confused the hell outa me... but w/e

carlcj5 said:
I don't know where you came from,but I hope you stick around.....you are making this site....well.....a bit more enjoyable!!!
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This. Lmao. Comedy gold in every post of his.

Amazing I love it haddn had a good laugh in a while
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Thankx guys... I may be noob but I'm perfectly good at it... Flashing the ROM, I don't care i like the speed of it... Sticks and stones may break my bones but Android phones excite me!
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Nice Juxtaposing of a personal plight combined with a bit of dis-associative disorder........... not sure how many will follow. Think a few will think you better lay off the cough syrup............

It's the latter for me ^.
Hit up an open night comedy club in Chicago to fill your void, ha. I LOVE Second Empire.

Lol.. loved it

The Way I look at it is, My dad was an M.I.T professor who studied the effects of LSD on himself and Sea Monkies. To top it off, he never played baseball with me and insisted that I played hide the quarter in the shed with my uncle. My mother was a overweight bow legged French Canadian street walker who hated breast feeding. She loved to throw pebbles in the water. (My nickname is pebbles) When she'd come home to grab condoms from her draw, she would always remind me that should of used a vibrator that night in 84 (I was born in 84) @ age 12, I developed the taste for food and water. I always enjoyed meatloaf day in shcool. My teachers told me "It's not the size of the **** but the sock your putting in it". I realized every time I would lose weight my girlfriend would find it. I was called a lot of things growing up, my dad called me not his. I got so stoned once that i tried to pack a toilet bowl, the **** wouldn't light. I think Axe body spray smells like date rape. How come every time I poop I pee, but every time I pee I don't poop? So then I decided to root my phone.
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I can't believe I read that.
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I actually understand your thought process but I dont know if thats a warning sign.

You do?.. You know what that means right?...2012 is coming! Its the end of the world as we know it. Its the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine... Six o'clock TVs on.. blah blah balah
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Are you high?!?!? Lol I get the story and all but that was some crazy stuff!
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Wasscomedy if you ever become a developer I think you should call your first rom "A.D.D" OR "ritalin". I'm sure it would it would be smokin fast and all over the place.

If I ever become a developer, my first rom would be called a miracle... as you said, I absolutely have ADD... oh look, shiny quarter..
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Somebody please take the reefer away from the OP!
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F* that smoke more lol but I think he's sober just bugging out, HIIIIIII-YAAAAAAA!
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You are too funny!!
wasscomedy said:
Thankx guys... I may be noob but I'm perfectly good at it... Flashing the ROM, I don't care i like the speed of it... Sticks and stones may break my bones but Android phones excite me!
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I wonder what would happen if I read that whole thing over while I was high...

Missing Person

I just received a phone call that a family member is missing. If your in the Massachusetts are please go here for information.
If your not in the Massachusetts area please keep him and are family in your prayers.
I am posting this on any forum that I am an active member. We want him found alive and spreading the information with help achieve this.

Sounds like he goes offroading. I do too and have a couple friends out that way that do the same, I'll ask around.
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Oh crap I'm sorry to hear that and hope they can find him. Unfortunately I'm in Cali but my heart goes out to you and your family in hopes he can be found.
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Damn man,sorry to hear this. Did he have a cell phone on him? If so see if they can triangulate the signal before the battery dies.
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ecooce said:
Damn man,sorry to hear this. Did he have a cell phone on him? If so see if they can triangulate the signal before the battery dies.
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They have already tried that with the cell phone but no dice
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Dude I hope this isn't a 4/1 thing... If not,I'm sorry,but that's the only thing I could think to do.
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There isn't any chance the person who disappeared would pull a stunt like that for April Fools is there? I know it sounds heartless but that's the first thought that popped into my head.
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My prayers are with you and your family.
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Good luck mystery. My prayers go with you and the family
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063_XOBX said:
There isn't any chance the person who disappeared would pull a stunt like that for April Fools is there? I know it sounds heartless but that's the first thought that popped into my head.
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If this is a april fools prank by him then he is going to be in alot of trouble by us (his family) and the authorities.
He's never done anything like this. He is a straight person. He has a wife and 2 kids. He's never been into drugs or anything illegal. He's a working class man and is all about his family. As much as we hope this is a ****ed up prank we highly doubt it is.
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MysteryEmotionz said:
If this is a april fools prank by him then he is going to be in alot of trouble by us (his family) and the authorities.
He's never done anything like this. He is a straight person. He has a wife and 2 kids. He's never been into drugs or anything illegal. He's a working class man and is all about his family. As much as we hope this is a ****ed up prank we highly doubt it is.
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I'm sure it isn't just an incredibly messed up prank, I'm just the sort if person who assumes the worst in people and given the current "holiday" it seemed like a possibility.
If I was in Ma I'd do anything I could to help, and my heart goes out to you guys in the meantime.
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Wow... Hope he's found soon, Mystery.

Praying for him, you, and your family.
Mods, please don't get all hyper-enforcement on this, and just look the other way as if you missed this thread. We are a community, and it is exactly this sort of extraordinary situation that exceptions are made for.
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Ill say some prayers for your friends return

Prayers on the way.
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oh my god how scary! i pray that he is found alive and well and my prayers go out to you and your family!

If this continues tomorrow then o.o but if bit April fools hahajahahaha
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Thoughts and prayers Mystery. Hope He's found safe and found soon.

Hope you all find him...safe and soon.
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Hope he's okay...I pray for you and your family Mystery
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Android Activist - Giving Away A Free G2X

Here are some details LINK
I'd remind you all that both Roman and Whitehawk have the G2X... so, if you like EDT you may want to consider this. It's free, how could it hurt.

You have high changes of winning,
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all of us on xda are pretty much android activists lol

I was all in until I read "500 word"
**** that noise. College was over years ago. I dont want a new phone that badly.
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ipetloudog said:
I was all in until I read "500 word"
**** that noise. College was over years ago. I dont want a new phone that badly.
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500 words is like a double-spaced page, tops.

Good thing im over 18...
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It took me maybe 20 minutes to write... for a $500 phone.
Thats like being paid $1,500 per hour....
or, if you were an Apple Patent lawyer.
If you are too lazy to write one, you could just tell @AndroidActivist to give it to me

Thanks for the link! Banged out a quick essay in a few minutes too.
I'm over 80,000 words into a book I've been writing. You get ZERO sympathy from me.

Steprock said:
Thanks for the link! Banged out a quick essay in a few minutes too.
I'm over 80,000 words into a book I've been writing. You get ZERO sympathy from me.
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wow. 10 chars

^ I can't view that at work, but I can see the title... Good luck with your article man, haha

Dam only 15
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Free Dota 2 invites!

If anyone is interested just give me a PM or post here and I'll gift you on Steam. Two are available and priority will be determined by your thanks meter. This is my contribution to the hardworking devs and users on the forum.

cornaljoe said:
If anyone is interested just give me a PM or post here and I'll gift you on Steam. Two are available and priority will be determined by your thanks meter. This is my contribution to the hardworking devs and users on the forum.
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I like this thread
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great idea! I'd love one, but I hardly ever post on here. Oh well, hope no one else posts

Can you give me one? I'll pm you.
My steam name is marcusantmac
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marcusant said:
Can you give me one? I'll pm you.
My steam name is marcusantmac
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Marcusant has been found using his 1337 haxzor skillz to modify the site in his favor giving him an unfair advantage. Good thing he misspelled his title or I would have never caught on.

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Marcusant has been found using his 1337 haxzor skillz to modify the site in his favor giving him an unfair advantage. Good thing he misspelled his title or I would have never caught on.
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Hmm? Confused.
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cornaljoe said:
Marcusant has been found using his 1337 haxzor skillz to modify the site in his favor giving him an unfair advantage. Good thing he misspelled his title or I would have never caught on.
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Ooohhh. Recognised!
That is because the British admin gave me it
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I would like one! Steam name is acer1096xxx

I wouldn't mind one, my steam id is kottonkilla. Thx
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Sorry guys for some reason the items are locked from trading until April 23. Which is great because now other users have chance to get in on this gift. So far we have Acer and Marcusant in the lead keep em coming guys. This will go on until April 22. The items will ge gifted on Steam the following day.

cornaljoe said:
Sorry guys for some reason the items are locked from trading until April 23. Which is great because now other users have chance to get in on this gift. So far we have Acer and Marcusant in the lead keep em coming guys. This will go on until April 22. The items will ge gifted on Steam the following day.
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Actually I don't need one anymore. A friend of mine gave me one

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Actually I don't need one anymore. A friend of mine gave me one
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Lucky, my friend that got one gave them to his brothers

How are they trading them? Mine have a 30 day lock on them for some reason.

cornaljoe said:
How are they trading them? Mine have a 30 day lock on them for some reason.
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Don't question Gabe Newel (CEO of valve) or the time is increased. I also wonder why I am banned from black ops when I barely play and never even touched hacks. Valve refuses to tell you anything.
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Can I have one please?
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i have low thanks meter since im a newbie.. but still, wanna try.. what can I lose? thanks! my steam id: jentleboi

Can I have one, newbie from Vietnam
My Steam ID : xuxinh

I'd like one, I've been wanting to give Dota2 a chance.
Steam id: Apacity
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Oh, cool. I have a low Thanks meter but I'll still try.
It's probably time for me to play with a friend. I already have Dota 2 but I really am looking forward to playing with a friend because playing with people from the public match making is quite, disappointing (and less enjoyable).
Steam ID:
dokgu
And while we are on the topic of Dota 2, let me share with you guys the Android app that I developed to watch competitive Dota 2 games.
In Google Play just search Join DOTA.
Hope you guys like it.

Time to break my addiction

Well, I haven't actually had the Epic for 6 months now, though I still have 2 of them on my account. With my GS3 getting delivered tomorrow, I think its time to break my Epic4G thread addiction and say goodbye.
I want to say thanks to everyone here for a good couple of years. I made many good friends from this forum, learned a ton, and tried to pass on much of it to the group of themers that came after me.
I know that I will see many of you in the GS3 forums in the next few months, so until then, unless my daughter or ex f up their epics and I need help.

I know I am thankful for what you have given. You will and have been missed.
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shane6374 said:
Well, I haven't actually had the Epic for 6 months now, though I still have 2 of them on my account. With my GS3 getting delivered tomorrow, I think its time to break my Epic4G thread addiction and say goodbye.
I want to say thanks to everyone here for a good couple of years. I made many good friends from this forum, learned a ton, and tried to pass on much of it to the group of themers that came after me.
I know that I will see many of you in the GS3 forums in the next few months, so until then, unless my daughter or ex f up their epics and I need help.
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Don't go
Its more fun here
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But i love you

everyone is leaving

Is it pathetic that I feel like crying?
Too bad I didn't start rooting earlier wouldn't feel like I just got the epic. See ya in the GS3 forum. Even though I won't have the phone... unless
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I'll be rocking this Epic for as long as I can rock it. It was good seeing you Shane, your themes rocked. Eventually, I'll see you in the GS3 forums!
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Haha, wait until he reaches for the door....I electrified all the door knobs!
I said NOBODY leaves and I meant it! (Insert maniacal laugh here)
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bye shane.
one of my o.g. ppcgeeks friends!

Damn I loved your themes and doing some testing for you. Good luck over there I will see you there maybe. I don't have a upgrade till December so who knows what will be out at that point.

See you on other side next week or so apparently...
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Kenny - If you become the mod over there, you should just create a sub-thread (now that I see Sprint is getting their own) for OG Epic users. We'll leave all the riff raff out in the cold.

austin420 said:
bye shane.
one of my o.g. ppcgeeks friends!
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Yup, we go back through our HTC winmo days.
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See you on other side next week or so apparently...
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See ya soon!
btw, I have my GS3 in my hands now, but haven't activated it yet.

hayzooos said:
Kenny - If you become the mod over there, you should just create a sub-thread (now that I see Sprint is getting their own) for OG Epic users. We'll leave all the riff raff out in the cold.
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LMAO!
And we can have a secret knock and everything.
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I'm over you now
leave and never come back
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I want a SGSIII...

Good luck with gs3 shane. I left awhile back and still miss the epic section.
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Here's what's gonna happen....
Doodaadoodaa dooo........(dream sounds)
My gs3 comes in....and I can't stand no keyboard....
So 2 weeks after having it....our badass cm maintainers integrate linarosomeness and make our epic....even more epic....with speeds that surpass anything by using....um....quarks and gluons...yah....so I just have to come back and use shanes blue theme....because well ya its the best....
Amiright? Amiright??
The no kb already makes me nervous....I've even started practicing not using the kb. Except for this! Bazinga
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How about...all former OG Epic users who go to SG3 can simply post roms, themes, mods, and LeBron King photos over here in the Epic forums. There can be some kind of "code" used so we can differentiate between Epic threads and non-Epic (non Epic can have a suffix like "NE"- so we can have Peoples Rom NE, RandomRom NE, etc). Kenny, as FNM, can watch over to make sure no non-Epicureans get in (like the burly guy that stands at the velvet rope and let's the hotties into the nightclub). It will be like a "secret society" of old Epic users, complete with crest that can be used as splashscreen animation...
Shane, your contributions to the Epic were, truly, Epic. Thank you for your creativity and time! See you on the other side...
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Peace out Epic 4G peeps! Best Buy said they have it, Wirefly said they didn't know when they were getting it, so I'm eating the $70 bucks. Catch most of y'all on the flip!
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Mine arrived today... leaving too, not just the Epic... Sprint all together. 12yrs. Yikes!