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I'm gonna be in jail clearing up a warrant starting today. Which means no pathetically slobbering over engadgets live blogs. And already the small leaks leading up to it are so good!
Maybe they'll have the internet in there after all, they are like hotels nowadays
LOL! well good luck to you! stay out of trouble from now on! lol
Buahah that sucks... ill send you a letter with the blog updates
doh_tee said:
I'm gonna be in jail clearing up a warrant starting today. Which means no pathetically slobbering over engadgets live blogs. And already the small leaks leading up to it are so good!
Maybe they'll have the internet in there after all, they are like hotels nowadays
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How long are you in for?
elegant: I know I'm really gonna have to cut back on the terrible crime of turning left into the right hand lane
shroomz: that would be excellent. just to make it irritating for the mail guy, send one for each update.
metal: hopefully only a week... but could be a month or more depending on which way the judge goes hahaha.
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metal: hopefully only a week... but could be a month or more depending on which way the judge goes hahaha.
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Good luck to you man, I know how bad jail sucks. Best piece of advice I can give you- don't drop the soap
hahaha its washoe county.
A. They probably don't have soap.
B. 80 of people in there are weekend warriors for possession of marijuana.
C. I pity the fool that tries to give me a log ride if I were to drop the soap.
Good luck m8.... you'll be fine. Just remember, the first thing you do is find the biggest Guy that's in your cell block/pod... what ever they call them now.
Hit him square on the chin... this can have 2 outcomes. Both a plus!!!
1. He drops like a bag of bricks, you'll get your own cell for a bit and no one will f with you.
2. He smiles, drops you like a bag of bricks, you'll get your own bed in the hospital wing and people will think your crazy and have some kind of death wish.
Win... Win... plus you'll have a great story to tell either way, right?
Anyway here's a link you may want to check out.... I think they over night...
http://www.soaponarope.com/
doh_tee said:
I'm gonna be in jail clearing up a warrant starting today. Which means no pathetically slobbering over engadgets live blogs. And already the small leaks leading up to it are so good!
Maybe they'll have the internet in there after all, they are like hotels nowadays
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I know my way around a jail a bit. So no internet, listen to the tank boss, stick to your own kind white on white, black with black, etc... always brush your teeth before morning chow or you will get a beatdown. Lastly find out which toilets are for what. One will be for pissing, one for ****ting, and one for washing clothes. Don't mess that up. Good luck.
The EVO you wish you had
Why not show up with a bondsman and skip jail until the court date?
Pay it in full you get it all back if you show up to court.
Better do those taxes with turbotax. You'll get your refund in a week so you can pay those fines.
Take your Evo and disassemble it and smuggle it in your anus like some people do. You can also train a pigeon to drop it off in the yard.
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gqstatus0685 said:
Take your Evo and disassemble it and smuggle it in your anus like some people do.
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Wow, I literally lol'd. Bravo, sir, bravo.
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klquicksall said:
I know my way around a jail a bit. So no internet, listen to the tank boss, stick to your own kind white on white, black with black, etc... always brush your teeth before morning chow or you will get a beatdown. Lastly find out which toilets are for what. One will be for pissing, one for ****ting, and one for washing clothes. Don't mess that up. Good luck.
The EVO you wish you had
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Can you elaborate on that toothbrush part?
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It probably means that inmates don't want to see pubes in between your teeth during chow time.
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It probably means that inmates don't want to see pubes in between your teeth during chow time.
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And rightfully so. I mean, would you?
good luck bro. next time stay out of trouble!
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It probably means that inmates don't want to see pubes in between your teeth during chow time.
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So the site of a dude's hairy cornhole which you're about to go to town on is less offensive than some plaque on his teeth? There's a hefty amount of rationalization going on in jail.
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got out today. got lucky that I have an IQ higher than 9 and got time served haha.
got on here and definitely laughed my ass off. thanks. not like I was doing sirups all day. jerks.
THIS IS TOO FUNNY!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBIjUhQk6-8
Wait....Sprint is releasing a dual screen phone....OMG!
Just kidding
feel like i've just been rick rolled
To much swearing.
Ruins it.
Fn funny. I hate all the hype for that event to intro that phone. Love sprint but that was a terrible marketing move.
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DAvid_B said:
To much swearing.
Ruins it.
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i agree....i cringed as i read it
murso74 said:
feel like i've just been rick rolled
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Agree... this has to be one of the worst one of those hitler videos made so far.
Err, one of the best i've seen in a while..
BigBrotherMotown said:
i agree....i cringed as i read it
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ohhh why don't you go get your many milk bottle. Geexzz.
By the way.. All the noobs that left the room fire the ape shat are the high horse ridding hitlers nagging bout pisting in wrong sections.
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ohhh why don't you go get your many milk bottle. Geexzz.
By the way.. All the noobs that left the room fire the ape shat are the high horse ridding hitlers nagging bout pisting in wrong sections.
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I have trouble believing you could have anywhere near this abrasive a personality outside of the internet.
abduljaffar said:
ohhh why don't you go get your many milk bottle. Geexzz.
By the way.. All the noobs that left the room fire the ape shat are the high horse ridding hitlers nagging bout pisting in wrong sections.
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I think I'd be offended if I could figure out what the hell you just said.
abduljaffar said:
ohhh why don't you go get your many milk bottle. Geexzz.
By the way.. All the noobs that left the room fire the ape shat are the high horse ridding hitlers nagging bout pisting in wrong sections.
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i think this is English Third Language
lmao!
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DAvid_B said:
To much swearing.
Ruins it.
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I agree. There are a few of those Hitler parodies that are funny as hell, but this one just came across more stupid than funny.
abduljaffar said:
ohhh why don't you go get your many milk bottle. Geexzz.
By the way.. All the noobs that left the room fire the ape shat are the high horse ridding hitlers nagging bout pisting in wrong sections.
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If you really talk like this I can only assume that someone bought you an Epic. Otherwise you stole it and your a want a be gangster. Why don't you knock off that **** as I think were all getting tired of reading it.
I agree, too much swearing.
But seriously that's what they debuted, a dual screen
Yea, I want a serious phone, not a gimmick.
I think the video is funny and I like swearing... But I think it's true too in a way, "It doesn't have 4G so you'll save on the premium data fee"
"All smartphones will have that fee you ****"
Also I'm putting my faith in Sprint that they totally wanted the Echo event to be a WTF moment. Who's Kyocera? Who's David Blaine? Why a dual-screen phone? Why is the guy on stage doing pointless s***?
That's the point.
Guess it's Mind of Mencia kind of funny??
BigBrotherMotown said:
i agree....i cringed as i read it
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063_XOBX said:
I have trouble believing you could have anywhere near this abrasive a personality outside of the internet.
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That's the beauty of this wonderful new world of "communication" we have created. We can just let it all fly and not be responsible. It's the new American way!
I personally think the video would have been just as funny with half the blankin %#@&*$ words. Then I could have passed it on to a few friends and shown it to my kids. Oh well.
Who wants a Jizz One?
http://www.zdnet.com/blog/gadgetrev...ged-smartphone-tumbles-out-with-verizon/23984
That thing looks like a Giant TOY phone!
I am thinkin' that thing will have some sweet samba, bossa nova, and waltz ring tones. It would be really special if it also included a "how deep is your love" ring tone as well.
good day.
Thanks, Chopper. Now I've got the friggin BeeGees stuck in my head. And I wanted bigger GeeBees.
Kinda reminds me of a transformer..
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It's waterproof, it vibrates. Oh, the places this phone will go...
It "even resists salt fog"
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It's waterproof, it vibrates. Oh, the places this phone will go...
It "even resists salt fog"
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In case you're working on a tuna boat... smells like fish
Finals on right now. Anyone else agree the two finalists really suck bad karaoke???!!! BTW they have been using the Atrix as the phone they use throughout this season!
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Yup. Sponsored by AT&T. At least they didn't get stuck with Torches
I actually think they're quite good.... although i'd have rather seen James Durbin at least make it to the finals.
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I actually think they're quite good.... although i'd have rather seen James Durbin at least make it to the finals.
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James Durbin rocks. One of my sons has Tourettes so I was rooting for him because he is one who has overcome his fears and whenever I see him I think of my son.
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Yea. Sadly, should have known metal wouldn't win. Hell, Rock doesn't win... blues don't win... it's either country or ballad's out the arse, it seems.
Was REALLY hoping to see Steven Tyler and James Durbin perform together.... but oh well. Would have been an awesome pair... especially for that performance of Dream On.
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Yea. Sadly, should have known metal wouldn't win. Hell, Rock doesn't win... blues don't win... it's either country or ballad's out the arse, it seems.
Was REALLY hoping to see Steven Tyler and James Durbin perform together.... but oh well. Would have been an awesome pair... especially for that performance of Dream On.
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I agree 100%. Durbin/Tyler would have rocked!
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Can American Idol detect text bombing apps?
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When it comes time for me to shuffle off this mortal coil, I only will be sure of a few things, I am sure I will not be thinking, one; "If I had only spent more time at the office" and two will be; "I wish I spent more of my limited time on this earth watching and thinking abut 'American Idol'"
An American Idol thread? I just threw up in my mouth.
Well, it was actually because they have been using the Atrix as their phone of choice really! LOL
I did find that quite nice. Bout damn time you don't see the iPhone plastered on every commercial, TV show, tech site, or ham sammich at your local gas station.
On another note.... Durbin and Tyler would have been awesome.... but eeh... Durbin and Judas Priest was sweet, too.
Weirdest part of the finale? Lil Wayne and TLC..... A) two COMPLETELY different ranges of music..... with only one actually being MUSIC... B) isn't TLC short one member?
elementaldragon said:
I did find that quite nice. Bout damn time you don't see the iPhone plastered on every commercial, TV show, tech site, or ham sammich at your local gas station.
On another note.... Durbin and Tyler would have been awesome.... but eeh... Durbin and Judas Priest was sweet, too.
Weirdest part of the finale? Lil Wayne and TLC..... A) two COMPLETELY different ranges of music..... with only one actually being MUSIC... B) isn't TLC short one member?
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Yea, Left Eye died R.I.P.
But America's Best Dance Crew uses the Atrix too with the laptop dock
Well ladies and gentleman I did the unthinkable. I was going to hold out for the galaxy s2 but I went ahead and pulled the trigger on the EVO3D. I just want to say thanks to devs, trolls, mods, friends, cool kids, baby mama's and daddies, all the people who accepted the GB OTA especially the one guy who keeps making accounts asking for root, people who helped me, people I helped, people who annoy me, people that love team win, people that despise team win, people that create pointless threads like this one, and anyone else I left out that made these evo forums awesome!!! See you on the other side.....
First impressions: Only having the phone 1 hour I can say right now that the camera button and 2d/3d switch is already driving me insane. I hold my phone with my left hand and my fingers rest on it. I HATE IT, I HATE IT so effin much lol. Other than that the phone is godlike.......
just couldnt wait huh? haha
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Well ladies and gentleman I did the unthinkable. I was going to hold out for the galaxy s2 but I went ahead and pulled the trigger on the EVO3D. I just want to say thanks to devs, trolls, mods, friends, cool kids, baby mama's and daddies, all the people who accepted the GB OTA especially the one guy who keeps making accounts asking for root, people who helped me, people I helped, people who annoy me, people that love team win, people that despise team win, people that create pointless threads like this one, and anyone else I left out that made these evo forums awesome!!! See you on the other side.....
First impressions: Only having the phone 1 hour I can say right now that the camera button and 2d/3d switch is already driving me insane. I hold my phone with my left hand and my fingers rest on it. I HATE IT, I HATE IT so effin much lol. Other than that the phone is godlike.......
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I guess now I HAVE to get an Evo 3D.
I definitely have to wait until full root.
There's no way I can go back to Sense.
AOSP for the win.
Yea! My boy Dirk. I was hoping you would! One more familiar face on the 3d side.
Oh yea...... Cool story bro.....
mattykinsx said:
I guess now I HAVE to get an Evo 3D.
I definitely have to wait until full root.
There's no way I can go back to Sense.
AOSP for the win.
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@dased yeah i couldnt wait lol and @matty i hate sense also but the speed of the phone makes 3.0 awesome. I cant espress enough how much i really hate these camera buttons on the phone I could have really done with out them. Im amazed how cool the 3d technology is man I talked **** about 3D but boy is it cool. Missing my kickstand as we speak......
Even the dirkmeister is leaving?!?! What tha Hank? You'll be back in 30 days, when HTC reneges on their promise of unlocked bootloaders. Just kidding bro, enjoy the 3vo. I'll be joining maybe eventually, or I might wait for the Photon, or gs2. Good luck, and happy trails.
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Yea! My boy Dirk. I was hoping you would! One more familiar face on the 3d side.
Oh yea...... Cool story bro.....
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you went to the darkside also? i didnt know! well i guess you're stuck with me again ahahah
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@matty i hate sense also but the speed of the phone makes 3.0 awesome. I cant espress enough how much i really hate these camera buttons on the phone I could have really done with out them. Im amazed how cool the 3d technology is man I talked **** about 3D but boy is it cool. Missing my kickstand as we speak......
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The camera button bothers you only because you aren't used to it. After you get used to it, if you use the camera, you're gonna love it.
I didn't know you ever had a kickstand to begin with....zing!
The fact that on the evo 3d the charging port/ hdmi port is one in same makes it a no go. At least with evo 4g you can stream Netflix, HBO go and other internet streaming sites while still charging the phone makes it a plus. That phone will be 99 bucks after Christmas.
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Even the dirkmeister is leaving?!?! What that Hank? You'll be back in 30 days, when HTC reneges on their promise of unlocked bootloaders. Just kidding bro, enjoy the 3vo. I'll be joining maybe eventually, or I might wait for the Photon, or gs2. Good luck, and happy trails.
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lol yeah root or not i believe ill keep it unless the galaxy s 2 just blows it away then id probably sell it or something.
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The fact that on the evo 3d the charging port/ hdmi port is one in same makes it a no go. At least with evo 4g you can stream Netflix, HBO go and other internet streaming sites while still charging the phone makes it a plus. That phone will be 99 bucks after Christmas.
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Yeah bummer thats its on the left side and not the bottom....I dont think we will ever see the "Perfect" phone man......The evo was close but no cigar..
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Yeah bummer thats its on the left side and not the bottom....I dont think we will ever see the "Perfect" phone man......The evo was close but no cigar..
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Being a over the road trucker must truck stops have free high speed wifi. I have a 387 peterbuilt truck with a 32 inch flat screen mounted so streaming movies saves a ton on entertainment. They want 26.99 for a new release DVD... No way.... So for me the evo 4g is where I will be parked for a while and if I do upgrade I will still keep the phone for that purpose ... I think there will be much better phones offered in 2012.
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Being a over the road trucker must truck stops have free high speed wifi. I have a 387 peterbuilt truck with a 32 inch flat screen mounted so streaming movies saves a ton on entertainment. They want 26.99 for a new release DVD... No way.... So for me the evo 4g is where I will be parked for a while and if I do upgrade I will still keep the phone for that purpose ... I think there will be much better phones offered in 2012.
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32" wow that must be insane inside your truck I bet! Id be happy to have a 7" in dash LOL. If they do have better phones is still get my normal upgrade by the end of the year as I didn't use it.
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The cool thing with me is that by the time I upgrade in January, the devs will have rocked the 3D and the S2 so I can just step in, "root the *****" and start playing, like i did with the Evo.
Hell, they may have a root for the Evo 2.3.3 by then, too! lol
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The cool thing with me is that by the time I upgrade in January, the devs will have rocked the 3D and the S2 so I can just step in, "root the *****" and start playing, like i did with the Evo.
Hell, they may have a root for the Evo 2.3.3 by then, too! lol
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That would be the day LOL; in other news just out of curiosity I checked out a 3D porn 2 min clip and its pretty funny. Too bad it was one of those clips where you see 2 much man a$$ and t***t and not enough boobies haha #fail
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That would be the day LOL; in other news just out of curiosity I checked out a 3D porn 2 min clip and its pretty funny. Too bad it was one of those clips where you see 2 much man ass and taint and not enough boobies haha #fail
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Lets try and keep it PG today , though enjoy the phone.
teh roxxorz said:
Lets try and keep it PG today , though enjoy the phone.
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You're right forgive me kind sir just got a little excited
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mattykinsx said:
I guess now I HAVE to get an Evo 3D.
I definitely have to wait until full root.
There's no way I can go back to Sense.
AOSP for the win.
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Same here. I cannot stand Sense. I actually played with an EVO 3D, and comparing it to my rooted, fully decked-out AOSP running phone, honestly it wasn't much faster either.
I'm sure it will be blazing once root is achieved and it has proper support, but my LauncherPro was certainly faster than Sense 3.0, apps loaded about the same speed, the browser pinch to zoom was almost exactly the same.
I'm sure for flash videos and graphics-heavy games it would certainly make a difference, but aside from that, a rooted EVO 4G easily matches the speed of a stock EVO 3D.
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You're right forgive me kind sir just got a little excited
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Lawlz, sir is too much.
Though let me know how it is; I'll probably get the Galaxy S II when my time comes.
I also picked up the EVO 3D and its so fast and I love sense 3.0
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