LOLzy things your Epic has done - Epic 4G General

Today I believed my Epic's screen had been turned off as I placed it in my pocket and headed to the break room at the office.
It was crowded in there with coworkers having a fun argument about some small talk-type subject.
As I heated up my burrito I pulled the phone out and was confronted by a Dolphin browser window displaying google search results for "**** it I" *L*
Voice search had been accidentally touched at just the right moment it seems. Or my phone likes spying on these folks. XD
Got any similar tales?

yeah... my Epic has just LOLed at your post cuz it got better things to do then creating threads like this....

DiNoise said:
yeah... my Epic has just LOLed at your post cuz it got better things to do then creating threads like this....
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yeah the best use of time is to be passive aggressive on an internet forum

Why you posting then?
DiNoise said:
yeah... my Epic has just LOLed at your post cuz it got better things to do then creating threads like this....
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Sent From My Evo Killer!!

Truth is, we all post useless things, it just depends how useless it is.
Sent from my always stock, EC05 Epic 4G

DiNoise said:
yeah... my Epic has just LOLed at your post cuz it got better things to do then creating threads like this....
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Your a duesch. (That was my epic sorry)
cd's or tapes?

schnowdapowda said:
Your a duesch. (That was my epic sorry)
cd's or tapes?
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Yeah, the spell check on the epic sucks, that wasn't even close to douche

063_XOBX said:
Yeah, the spell check on the spic sucks, that wasn't even close to douche
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Maybe its French for Douche.. Or German.. Either way, the guy is right. That guy is indeed a douche.

Related

new rom

ill be releasing a new rom today based off of damage,fresh,alloyishus,icerom... it will be called "burnt french toast with an icetea in an alloy cup"
Wow, lol.
Sidenote, do all your handles have XX in them?
YAY, Just exactly what we need right now!! Another rom!!
I'm speechless. Not because I have nothing to say... I think I've had my last final warning...
If this is a joke then good one
If this is serious then welcome back to the forum fixxx... I mean smixxer.
Looking forward to this
Kcarpenter said:
Wow, lol.
Sidenote, do all your handles have XX in them?
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There was that one that had o's instead of x's...
Another side note... This is his first post. Don't you have to have so many posts before you can start a thread? Or is that rule just for uploading attachments... hmm
Kcarpenter said:
Wow, lol.
Sidenote, do all your handles have XX in them?
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for the last time it's not me. you know most of you devs must be 10 year old children. how stupid are you to the fact the mods could just trace the ip addy to see who it really is.
im also looking into someone possibly on here hacking into one of my accounts on another board and my email.
nebenezer said:
OMG, I'm speechless. Not because I have nothing to say... I think I've had my last final warning...
If this is a joke then good one
If this is serious then welcome back to the forum fixxx... I mean smixxer.
Looking forward to this...
There was that one that had o's instead of x's...
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So how many last warnings do u get before it is ur last final warning. Is it like the whole how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie pop.
Is it just me or r the mods not being very polite lately. I mean maybe they need a copy of the rules. I think one of them posted the one about being polite and respectful yesterday. Either they didn't read it or once u reach "semi God" status in these forums does it not apply to you anymore.
So smixxer=fixxer=smoother. Think I see that now. Hmm.
I prefer to play nice but at the same time just cause u have power in these parts it doesnt mean i abuse them nor be rude, disrespectful, or forceful. A please and thank u go along ways. Try it some time mods see the reactions u get instead of being ugly about it.
OK off rant....this new rom would look like most on development page
smixxer said:
ill be releasing a new rom today based off of damage,fresh,alloyishus,icerom... it will be called "burnt french toast with an icetea in an alloy cup"
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"in an alloy cup", roflmfao.......this I have to see
ROFLMAO .......q0char
Sporkman said:
ROFLMAO .......q0char
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you know spork i thought you were always pretty cool on neowin and here but i don't see why your buying into this. im really appalled at xda today. for someone to have the gall to hack into my accounts and delete my personal info is an invasion of privacy and it has been reported to the proper authorities as well as xda.
Wow I musta missed something.
Kcarpenter said:
Wow, lol.
Sidenote, do all your handles have XX in them?
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You guys are wrong.... damn.
this dude has "xx" <---- count them.... 2 x's
fixxxer2008 has "xxx" <----- count those too... 3 x's
animal7296 said:
Wow I musta missed something.
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no you didn't miss much, just another typical day at the cdma hero section.
fixxxer2008 said:
im really appalled at xda today. for someone to have the gall to hack into my accounts and delete my personal info is an invasion of privacy and it has been reported to the proper authorities
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omg, my day just got made...
nebenezer said:
omg, my day just got made...
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good thing your next on the banned list, enjoy your stay buddy!
and if i find out it was you, trust me you will hear about it soon enough. better get that trusty ip/proxy blocker ready huh neb!
nebenezer said:
omg, my day just got made...
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I agree. I love it when people get pissed over the web. It is just funny.
fixxxer2008 said:
good thing your next on the banned list, enjoy your stay buddy!
and if i find out it was you, trust me you will hear about it soon enough. better get that trusty ip/proxy blocker ready huh neb!
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Oh? I'm getting banned?
Well whatever for?
animal7296 said:
I agree. I love it when people get pissed over the web. It is just funny.
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well myself, my wife and the mods here don't find it funny at all when my private email is hacked and my info is compromised.
fixxxer2008 said:
good thing your next on the banned list, enjoy your stay buddy!
and if i find out it was you, trust me you will hear about it soon enough. better get that trusty ip/proxy blocker ready huh neb!
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lol idk if threats are allowed on here man, I think you should just ignore all this stupid stuff.
fixxxer2008 said:
well myself, my wife and the mods here don't find it funny at all when my private email is hacked and my info is compromised.
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karma's a *****.........
regaw_leinad said:
lol idk if threats are allowed on here man, I think you should just ignore all this stupid stuff.
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it's not a threat, it's the truth. hacking someone personal info for fun is against the law.
chfields said:
karma's a *****.........
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and so are most of you.

The First GOOD T-Mobile US commercial I've ever seen

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KmfXupi9cg
It features the myTouch 4G and T-Mobile's HSPA+("4G") network. Must been seen to be appreciated. Great parody XD
shinkinrui said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KmfXupi9cg
It features the myTouch 4G and T-Mobile's HSPA+("4G") network. Must been seen to be appreciated. Great parody XD
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This is a G2 Forum, so why do people continue to post stuff about the MT4g??? I don't get it, CAN WE STAY ON TOPIC, AND COULD A MOD MOVE THIS OR LOCK IT??
Wow, sorry guy. I have a G2 and love it, not trying to promote the MT4G or anything. Just thought it was a funny commercial.
If I'm out of line, feel free to move/lock the thread >.>
Or, you know, pull the stick out of your ass instead. Your call.
She pretty...
Sent from my T-Mobile G2 using XDA App
shinkinrui said:
Wow, sorry guy. I have a G2 and love it, not trying to promote the MT4G or anything. Just thought it was a funny commercial.
If I'm out of line, feel free to move/lock the thread >.>
Or, you know, pull the stick out of your ass instead. Your call.
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No stick up there, just tired of seeing MT4g stuff all over this forum... We need to get back to basics... It is that simple... and plenty of others do agree... Sorry if you are offended, but I will speak my mind...
shinkinrui said:
Wow, sorry guy. I have a G2 and love it, not trying to promote the MT4G or anything. Just thought it was a funny commercial.
If I'm out of line, feel free to move/lock the thread >.>
Or, you know, pull the stick out of your ass instead. Your call.
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lol
Sent from my T-Mobile G2 using XDA App
Tatdude806 said:
No stick up there, just tired of seeing MT4g stuff all over this forum... We need to get back to basics... It is that simple... and plenty of others do agree... Sorry if you are offended, but I will speak my mind...
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LOL...what happens is that while people who post are free to post, when someone else replies to their thread and they don't agree with what they just read, they get butthurt and basically throw out a random insult to get their point across.
Oh the Internet...you should reply with a funny commercial for Apple. Hey, you won't be promoting Apple or anything, just posting something funny here on a G2 forum. Nothing odd about that right?
Does she come with the phone?
ddgarcia05 said:
Does she come with the phone?
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I want catherine zeta jones back!!! ill take her... this new girls is fugly
funkadesi said:
I want catherine zeta jones back!!! ill take her... this new girls is fugly
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Don't talk about her like that.
funkadesi said:
I want catherine zeta jones back!!! ill take her... this new girls is fugly
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Catherine Zeta Jones is great and all, but this new chick is pretty cute. I doubt if anybody else would describe her as "fugly".
Here is an idea. Click on another forum. Why would you even get into a forum that you think shouldn't be there and create more posts in it. Just move on to something worth reading. Thank you, I'm here all week, solving everyones common sense problems.
Sent from my eyes using the 1000 yard stare.

I have a favor to ask :)

I'm not going to be able to be on xda 24/7 like I usually am for the next two weeks. I am asking this community to please keep me informed by private message of any new developments like: News on the GB update, news on the WiThin, etc. I'll have the app set to notify me of new messages every hour, so this would be very much apreciated. I ask this, because two weeks of catching up would be a lot of work lol.
Sent from the only thing i need.
Aww you will be missed dude ... but i can try and pm you when im on and something goes down
me too! leaving for bonnaroo tomorrow
Thanks iSaint. You forgot first lol.
zanderman112 said:
Thanks iSaint. You forgot first lol.
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I'm not going to say it anymore... because even though it causes no harm to anyone ... seems to me some people think i am just some stupid spammer who does that in every thread without posting anything relevant /
so im done with that.
iSaint said:
I'm not going to say it anymore... because even though it causes no harm to anyone ... seems to me some people think i am just some stupid spammer who does that in every thread without posting anything relevant /
so im done with that.
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No one thinks that. Your my hero.
Sent from my Nexus S 4G using Tapatalk
bricky23 said:
No one thinks that. Your my hero.
Sent from my Nexus S 4G using Tapatalk
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I thought it was funny... Maybe you should post "first!" then edit with something relevant?
iSaint said:
I'm not going to say it anymore... because even though it causes no harm to anyone ... seems to me some people think i am just some stupid spammer who does that in every thread without posting anything relevant /
so im done with that.
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I wouldn't even worry what people think man. People who talk **** are usually the jealous ones. Do your thing man
"The greatest respect you can earn is self respect" Louie Simmons
zanderman112 said:
I thought it was funny... Maybe you should post "first!" then edit with something relevant?
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too funny... as I was reading his (first) post, I thought.. "he finally posted something relevant (first).. he should go back and edit it to say first afterwards LOL".. hahaha
just wanted to share
EDIT:
/off topic contribution LOL
I Kinda was giving useful information ... but i don't want to be known for saying "First" all the time so that will be it.
No more posts like that...
iSaint said:
I Kinda was giving useful information ... but i don't want to be known for saying "First" all the time so that will be it.
No more posts like that...
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'Twas fun while it lasted. Dont let the internet people get to you.
iSaint said:
I Kinda was giving useful information ... but i don't want to be known for saying "First" all the time so that will be it.
No more posts like that...
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zanderman was known as the 'guy that won't root'...
you can be known as the 'first guy to always post first'.. even if it's something relevant.
(and I am aware you were posting something contributory, i was just teasing )
Lol im not ... just don't want to be known as "that guy who spams first"
i'd rather be known as a productive member.
iSaint said:
Lol im not ... just don't want to be known as "that guy who spams first"
i'd rather be known as a productive member.
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I'd say the your 1st posts made 75% of users laugh and feel good, while the other 25 were people that are just grumpy. Your posts help make others productive
daddymikey1975 said:
zanderman was known as the 'guy that won't root'...
you can be known as the 'first guy to always post first'.. even if it's something relevant.
(and I am aware you were posting something contributory, i was just teasing )
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Lol what am i known as now? Just curious?
zanderman112 said:
Lol what am i known as now? Just curious?
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"that guy that wouldn't root, but now has TONS of helpful links in his sig ??"
does that work ?? hahaha
daddymikey1975 said:
"that guy that wouldn't root, but now has TONS of helpful links in his sig ??"
does that work ?? hahaha
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Haha ok. "Das, naice!"
zanderman112 said:
Lol what am i known as now? Just curious?
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OH WAIT...
"that guy that wouldn't root, but now he's rooted but won't flash a custom ROM till official GB drops"
daddymikey1975 said:
OH WAIT...
"that guy that wouldn't root, but now he's rooted but won't flash a custom ROM till official GB drops"
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OOOOh, better.
iSaint said:
I Kinda was giving useful information ... but i don't want to be known for saying "First" all the time so that will be it.
No more posts like that...
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Kind of late for that, so edit the post and say it!
Sent from an Epic with 4G

I understand this is the internet..

And not everyone can spell perfect. But like the "Kernal" thing, I wish people would please stop asking for "ASOP" things. It's "AOSP," which if you don't know stands for Android Open Source Project.
Sent from the only thing i need.
FIRSTTT!! (mwahahahahaha)
btw did you accidentally spell "would" wrong? xD
zanderman112 said:
I wish people woul please stop asking for "ASOP" things
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First!! by, iSaint.
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hows that?
lets not forget the androids keyboards think their dictionary is smarter then us =P
Ouch acer lol. Must...edit...first...post.
But every time I see ASOP, I freak out.
Sent from the only thing i need.
zanderman112 said:
Ouch acer lol. Must...edit...first...post.
But every time I see ASOP, I freak out.
Sent from the only thing i need.
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Imagine how the Nexus peeps feel when they see SNS. they all freakout =P
I remember a whole thread was dedicated to that issue.
"It's called a Nexus S Dammit."
Shoulon said:
hows that?
Let's not forget the Android keyboard thinks its dictionary is smarter THAN us =P
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FTFY
10/char
Shoulon said:
Imagine how the Nexus peeps feel when they see SNS. they all freakout =P
I remember a whole thread was dedicated to that issue.
"It's called a Nexus S Dammit."
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Lol.
Sent from the only thing i need.
063_XOBX said:
FTFY
10/char
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Critical lol
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Whosdaman said:
Critical lol
Sent from my SPH-D700 using XDA Premium App
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and to think XOBX would of known it was intentional.
Shoulon said:
and to think XOBX would of known it was intentional.
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Hard to tell legitimate errors from intentional ones on the internet. No facial expressions, tone, or any of the other nonverbal gestures to indicate sarcasm.
I hate that "would of" has become the word for would've. But if that's intentional then it's subtle.
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FIRSTTT!! (mwahahahahaha)
btw did you accidentally spell "would" wrong? xD
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And did YOU intentionally spell "AUTISM" as "AUTISTISM" in your signature?
Cool, another crap thread.
Not crap, I'm trying to inform people of the correct "lingo." Makes things in the future better. But, if you want to keep the "crap" as you call it at the top by posting in it, I don't mind.
Sent from the only thing i need.
I Honestly don't think anything is "crap" ....
Me neither. But, I do agree with them, that there are many threads here that do not belong. But those have nothing with do with the android os, those are threads about noobnl, legs falling asleep, etc.
Sent from the only thing i need.
There's nothing else to talk about... it's not blocking some secretive ROM info lol
but threads that are bashing/ talking about another person on the forums really isn't needed but i don't see the harm in making a thread about anything that wouldn't insult another member directly.
063_XOBX said:
Hard to tell legitimate errors from intentional ones on the internet. No facial expressions, tone, or any of the other nonverbal gestures to indicate sarcasm.
I hate that "would of" has become the word for would've. But if that's intentional then it's subtle.
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Also "Then" is commonly used instead of 'Than".
Well zanderman if you want to get technical on everything you should not be starting a sentence with a conjunction.
"The greatest respect you can earn is self respect" Louie Simmons
musclehead84 said:
Well zanderman if you want to get technical on everything you should not be starting a sentence with a conjunction.
"The greatest respect you can earn is self respect" Louie Simmons
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Lol you know that I was just continuing from the thread title. "I understand this is the internet and not everyone.."
Sent from the only thing i need.
063_XOBX said:
Hard to tell legitimate errors from intentional ones on the internet. No facial expressions, tone, or any of the other nonverbal gestures to indicate sarcasm.
I hate that "would of" has become the word for would've. But if that's intentional then it's subtle.
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Only in this thread, my post have been intentional =)

EF29 now.....Beware!! Trollfest inside..... Nevermind, Cooler head prevailed.

http://device.sprintpcs.com/Samsung/SPH-D700/EF29.rdf
So 2 more weeks minimum?
Android 2.3.4 ... nice.
wouldn't that be awesome. Hopefully at least an updated "leak" will be out by then.
counterfeit187 said:
wouldn't that be awesome. Hopefully at least an updated "leak" will be out by then.
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We don't want a leak...
Sigh... Keep these threads within the gingerbread thread, it's there for a reason, and this was already posted there
Sent from my SPH-D700
Art2Fly said:
Sigh... Keep these threads within the gingerbread thread, it's there for a reason, and this was already posted there
Sent from my SPH-D700
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Clearly I missed it because xda search sucks.
Thanks for trolling me!
algorhythm said:
We don't want a leak...
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I agree, we can work off of ef02 until we get an official OTA.
shane6374 said:
Clearly I missed it because xda search sucks.
Thanks for trolling me!
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Being told to search isn't trolling. Starting threads for the sole purpose of starting arguments is trolling.
063_XOBX said:
Being told to search isn't trolling. Starting threads for the sole purpose of starting arguments is trolling.
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Please tell me, how did he start this just for arguing? If anybody is trying to incite a reaction its you two minimods.
cd's or tapes?
schnowdapowda said:
Please tell me, how did he start this just for arguing? If anybody is trying to incite a reaction its you two minimods.
cd's or tapes?
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Lmao
+1
(pun intended)
theduce102 said:
Lmao
+1
(pun intended)
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You sly dog you.
cd's or tapes?
schnowdapowda said:
Please tell me, how did he start this just for arguing? If anybody is trying to incite a reaction its you two minimods.
cd's or tapes?
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@Xbox or whatever, see it's not just me...
This is the first info I have seen on EF29...thanks Shane.
Sent from my SPH-D700 using XDA Premium App
schnowdapowda said:
Please tell me, how did he start this just for arguing? If anybody is trying to incite a reaction its you two minimods.
cd's or tapes?
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I didn't say he was trolling, I was providing an example of what trolling is. Call me what you wish, it doesn't change the fact that he didn't search enough to not have seen other threads about recent .rdf leaks.
well luckily sprint hasnt givin an official ETA so theyre tryin to avoid the froyo debacle. this is first ive seen of this too thanks shane. there should be an option to ban certain people from posting on your threads.
063_XOBX said:
I didn't say he was trolling, I was providing an example of what trolling is. Call me what you wish, it doesn't change the fact that he didn't search enough to not have seen other threads about recent .rdf leaks.
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Your right you didn't. I just don't see why you have to hop on every thread that the op didn't thuroughly search google for. You know a lot of us are on tapatalk or xdaapp and its impossible to search. And besides this is the only thread discussing this current build, if it wasn't it'd be another story and you'd be right to flame him for not even looking through the first pages. I'm really not trying to argue with you, you seem like a cool, informative person I just wish I didn't see you on so many threads in every subsection chastising people for not searching or whatever, it gets old.. and this is general! Nobody cares about general!!!
cd's or tapes?
schnowdapowda said:
Your right you didn't. I just don't see why you have to hop on every thread that the op didn't thuroughly search google for. You know a lot of us are on tapatalk or xdaapp and its impossible to search. And besides this is the only thread discussing this current build, if it wasn't it'd be another story and you'd be right to flame him for not even looking through the first pages. I'm really not trying to argue with you, you seem like a cool, informative person I just wish I didn't see you on so many threads in every subsection chastising people for not searching or whatever, it gets old.. and this is general! Nobody cares about general!!!
cd's or tapes?
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This is a cruel world. So small in very disorganized.
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Custodian said:
This is a cruel world. So small in very disorganized.
Sent from my SPH-D700 using XDA Premium App
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Says the ultimate necromancer.
cd's or tapes?
This is way more deserving of it's own thread than the other 75% of pure crap that gets posted in here. If an official software release version for this phone doesn't deserve it's own topic, than nothing does.
Now back on topic, here's hoping this is the actual release build and we'll see it within a couple weeks. The last leak ran great other than a couple bugs.
Actually I'm at work and saw it there while playing around on my break. I did a search for EF29 on the xda search tool and got no hits so I started the thread.
Begin rant (not targeted at anyone individual)
It's really sad the every f*ckin thread in the general section has to turn in to this. Can't anyone just appreciate that someone takes time to post information? This is way better than the 250 see ya bye, the epic sucks, or threads about other phones in the epic section. I'm really starting to see why the developers are leaving this site. The site I came here from wouldn't put up with this crap at all. You get 3-4 post like what happened in this thread and it get's closed and warnings go out to the instigators. Who want's to put up with this crap? I'm hoping this is my last post in this thread, but somehow I doubt it.
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@063_XOBX: Why would I add place info about EF29 in the EF16 thread? People first look at a thread by the title, not by what's buried 100 posts in.

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