Class Action Yogurt! (A Parody) - Vibrant General

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_MBH6LpUfk
"Mr. Obama, I think you are working for Samsung"

richiehd said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_MBH6LpUfk
"Mr. Obama, I think you are working for Samsung"
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ok asshole you want to slander my name
I never said T-Mo and Samsung are out to get me.
you are a damn liar
and you are going to feel real ****ed up
cause I'm still going through with this lawsuit
you are a slandering piece of ****

MicBeast said:
ok asshole you want to slander my name
I never said T-Mo and Samsung are out to get me.
you are a damn liar
and you are going to feel real ****ed up
cause I'm still going through with this lawsuit
you are a slandering piece of ****
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Parody does not equal slander.

richiehd said:
Parody does not equal slander.
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exactly, it's protected under fair usage. someone needs to bone up on their 1st amendment.

deadpass said:
exactly, it's protected under fair usage. someone needs to bone up on their 1st amendment.
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Parody my ass

MicBeast said:
Parody my ass
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If you can't see that it's clearly a parody, I feel horrible for you.

hahahahahahaha

Omf omg I just lost it that's awesome I freaking love it
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Yawn... why is everyone waisting their time on this?
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This is really lame, and just to clarify Samsung and all the Carriers do troll both this site and Androidforums.com.
I know for a fact that the carriers have members that work for executive services who keep an eye on these sites and know very well what is going on.
So micbeasts assumptions that Samsung and T-Mobile are watching, are probably 100 percent accurate.

Related

When I swype I get su instead of so...I'm a gangster.

What words haver uuuuuu swyped and completely messed up.use swype to reply if possible and don't edit your mistakes! I tried to say wishes ac/dc (<that's supposed to be and) it came out as woodshed...post then up people!
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That us awesome!! I love swype, but it sure does lube to **** up some weighs. (words...lol)
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dicks instead of chicks...
edit: i've found the beta's are always more accurate than the ota one. always. there is actually a big difference. so sign up for an account and delete the ota one so u can get ur accuracy back and stop saying 'there are a bunch of hot dicks around me'
dkdude36 said:
dicks instead of chicks...
edit: i've found the beta's are always more accurate than the ota one. always. there is actually a big difference. so sign up for an account and delete the ota one so u can get ur accuracy back and stop saying 'there are a bunch of hot dicks around me'
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You know, I'm starting to worry about you. You propositioned me in the other thread, now you're talking about being surrounded by hot dicks. I dunno dude
Swype is awesome when it works! Like right now.
dkdude36 said:
dicks instead of chicks...
edit: i've found the beta's are always more accurate than the ota one. always. there is actually a big difference. so sign up for an account and delete the ota one so u can get ur accuracy back and stop saying 'there are a bunch of hot dicks around me'
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Lmfao
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http://forum.xda-developers.com/showpost.php?p=10998775&postcount=114
Product F(RED) said:
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showpost.php?p=10998775&postcount=114
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lol !
Hey blitz, thats for you.
Scent phrum mie fone!
Product F(RED) said:
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showpost.php?p=10998775&postcount=114
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haha! It needed to be done!
hahah philyteach no need to worry... and blitz, aren't you the guy from the 'you took away my sense while fixing my screen!' thread?
Oh god this is getting good
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This is priceless...lol
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blitzpwnage, respond....
care to defend yourself?
or admit a mistake?
I'm pretty ok with the program. Oddly enough, the word I have the worst time with is right...right....right....right....right....right....right.... Yeah.... I'm trying to put tight. Go ahead. Try it. It.never happens haha.
doh_tee said:
I'm pretty ok with the program. Oddly enough, the word I have the worst time with is right...right....right....right....right....right....right.... Yeah.... I'm trying to put tight. Go ahead. Try it. It.never happens haha.
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You're posting off topic. This thread is no longer about swype, it's about getting the OP to own up to his idiocy.
In my own defense, I'm not trying to make the guy look bad; He already did that. I just want to read his response. I don't want to PM him because I know 1 of 2 things will happen:
A) I'm just gonna get a bunch of profanities back
B) No response
Fair point, metal. Actually reading what he said, I can see how mocking him would be more entertaining...
Stole.... sense? Who accuses people of things like that? Haha.
And I feel like somewhere in the kitchen/cellphone thing there is a joke about lte and the little I've heard about appliances having lte. But, alas, I cannot find it on my own.
do you think we might scare him off the xda?
dkdude36 said:
do you think we might scare him off the xda?
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Nah, there are a few possible scenarios:
1) He reports us, or at least the Sprint employee (OP)
2) He creates a different user
3) He just avoids us

For all the Sprint Haters out there....

THIS IS TOO FUNNY!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBIjUhQk6-8
Wait....Sprint is releasing a dual screen phone....OMG!
Just kidding
feel like i've just been rick rolled
To much swearing.
Ruins it.
Fn funny. I hate all the hype for that event to intro that phone. Love sprint but that was a terrible marketing move.
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DAvid_B said:
To much swearing.
Ruins it.
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i agree....i cringed as i read it
murso74 said:
feel like i've just been rick rolled
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Agree... this has to be one of the worst one of those hitler videos made so far.
Err, one of the best i've seen in a while..
BigBrotherMotown said:
i agree....i cringed as i read it
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ohhh why don't you go get your many milk bottle. Geexzz.
By the way.. All the noobs that left the room fire the ape shat are the high horse ridding hitlers nagging bout pisting in wrong sections.
abduljaffar said:
ohhh why don't you go get your many milk bottle. Geexzz.
By the way.. All the noobs that left the room fire the ape shat are the high horse ridding hitlers nagging bout pisting in wrong sections.
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I have trouble believing you could have anywhere near this abrasive a personality outside of the internet.
abduljaffar said:
ohhh why don't you go get your many milk bottle. Geexzz.
By the way.. All the noobs that left the room fire the ape shat are the high horse ridding hitlers nagging bout pisting in wrong sections.
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I think I'd be offended if I could figure out what the hell you just said.
abduljaffar said:
ohhh why don't you go get your many milk bottle. Geexzz.
By the way.. All the noobs that left the room fire the ape shat are the high horse ridding hitlers nagging bout pisting in wrong sections.
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i think this is English Third Language
lmao!
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DAvid_B said:
To much swearing.
Ruins it.
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I agree. There are a few of those Hitler parodies that are funny as hell, but this one just came across more stupid than funny.
abduljaffar said:
ohhh why don't you go get your many milk bottle. Geexzz.
By the way.. All the noobs that left the room fire the ape shat are the high horse ridding hitlers nagging bout pisting in wrong sections.
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If you really talk like this I can only assume that someone bought you an Epic. Otherwise you stole it and your a want a be gangster. Why don't you knock off that **** as I think were all getting tired of reading it.
I agree, too much swearing.
But seriously that's what they debuted, a dual screen
Yea, I want a serious phone, not a gimmick.
I think the video is funny and I like swearing... But I think it's true too in a way, "It doesn't have 4G so you'll save on the premium data fee"
"All smartphones will have that fee you ****"
Also I'm putting my faith in Sprint that they totally wanted the Echo event to be a WTF moment. Who's Kyocera? Who's David Blaine? Why a dual-screen phone? Why is the guy on stage doing pointless s***?
That's the point.
Guess it's Mind of Mencia kind of funny??
BigBrotherMotown said:
i agree....i cringed as i read it
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063_XOBX said:
I have trouble believing you could have anywhere near this abrasive a personality outside of the internet.
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That's the beauty of this wonderful new world of "communication" we have created. We can just let it all fly and not be responsible. It's the new American way!
I personally think the video would have been just as funny with half the blankin %#@&*$ words. Then I could have passed it on to a few friends and shown it to my kids. Oh well.

Samsung Keylogger is False.

http://www.engadget.com/2011/03/31/samsung-reportedly-installing-keylogger-software-on-r525-privac/
Update 2: Samsung's official Korean language blog, Samsung Tomorrow, has a posted an update calling the findings false. According to Samsung, the confusion arose when the VIPRE security software mistakenly identified Microsoft's Slovene language folder ("SL") as Starlogger, which Sammy was able to recreate from an empty c:\windows\SL folder (see image above). So yeah, move along, it's much ado about nothing -- the R525 and R540 laptops are perfectly safe.
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Looks like someone jumped the gun on trying to put another bad wrap on Sammy.
There goes my conspiracy theory about Sammy taking over the world...
jk
ghostrid3r said:
There goes my conspiracy theory about Sammy taking over the world...
jk
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It'll be Google ;p
This world would be stuck in the dark ages with sammy taking over and the way the update things. WE would still have nice tv's though!
Common sense could have told you that it was bs. The guy making the claim sounded as credible as a geek squad expert.
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This was posted 2x in the samsung keylogger thread.
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jbadboy2007 said:
This was posted 2x in the samsung keylogger thread.
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Where people will continue to post hair-on-fire replies to the non-updated OP without reading the whole thread. In this case, it seems an extra thread may be useful to mitigate the FUD.
jbadboy2007 said:
This was posted 2x in the samsung keylogger thread.
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I think it deserves its own thread with how many ignorant people grabbed their pitchforks.
Carrier IQ is still around, but it makes sense that Sammy wouldn't do something this boneheadedly obvious.
riceknight said:
Carrier IQ is still around, but it makes sense that Sammy wouldn't do something this boneheadedly obvious.
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Carrier IQ is a Sprint thing, and I'm sure the Epic isn't the last phone it will go into.
jnadke said:
Carrier IQ is a Sprint thing, and I'm sure the Epic isn't the last phone it will go into.
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Finally somone gets it
Carrier IQ is just metric software to help make the network better its not there to spy on the phone user.
skeeterslint said:
Carrier IQ is just metric software to help make the network better its not there to spy on the phone user.
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Yay! Progress in the making.
yeah, check out the other thread of people swearing samsung is the anti christ practically. Its funny.
skeeterslint said:
Carrier IQ is just metric software to help make the network better its not there to spy on the phone user.
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Yyyeeppp. No comment.
skeeterslint said:
Carrier IQ is just metric software to help make the network better its not there to spy on the phone user.
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Fair enough, but say I put a camera in your bathroom without asking you. I bet you wouldn't be ok with that even if as far as you knew I wasn't videoing anything .
Texted while driving
skeeterslint said:
Carrier IQ is just metric software to help make the network better its not there to spy on the phone user.
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This may be, but imo it should be an opt-out feature. There will be people that'll accept it, if they explain it well enough.
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k0nane said:
Yyyeeppp. No comment.
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If you have some solid proof that it is more then just a network tool post it.I believe there are laws in place that would make it illegal for sprint to use this software in any other way.
Carrier IQ is false too. Hahahaha!
Fat lazy Americanz! I haz ur cheesebergers!
April fools!
SINNN said:
Carrier IQ is false too. Hahahaha!
Fat lazy Americanz! I haz ur cheesebergers!
April fools!
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Just a word of advice,
People who try too hard to be funny never are.

Tell HTC how happy you are with the locked bootloaders

Hey guys,
here is HTC Facebook page.
Looks like it is starting to pick up with people complaining about the bootloader being locked.
Maybe we can all jump on there and let them know how happy we are that they are doing this, along with what other phones we will be buying now.
Hit thanks!
Couldn't you just have posted this in here?
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1094253
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dirkyd3rk said:
Couldn't you just have posted this in here?
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1094253
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lol some one is cranky
dirkyd3rk said:
Couldn't you just have posted this in here?
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1094253
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He did the right thing.
CheesyNutz said:
lol some one is cranky
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Lol, maybe...... happens when you don't get any in the morning.
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dirkyd3rk said:
Lol, maybe...... happens when you don't get any in the morning.
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lmao well that'd explain why you're usually a ****
OH SNAP
Lmfao.......
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conqu1stador said:
lmao well that'd explain why you're usually a ****
OH SNAP
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:rolls eyes: im not usually a ****, just sometimes ..... *bastard*
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conqu1stador said:
lmao well that'd explain why you're usually a ****
OH SNAP
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LOL...
Thanks guys.
Its not like i put it in the Dev section... Jeeze
conqu1stador said:
lmao well that'd explain why you're usually a ****
OH SNAP
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Men who live in chocolate factories with bunch of little orange dudes shouldn't point fingers.
tejasrichard said:
Men who live in chocolate factories with bunch of little orange dudes shouldn't point fingers.
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Hahahahahaha im done!
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lmao...wtf is really going on lol
Well. I posted. Think ill post again. This really pisses me off.
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tejasrichard said:
Men who live in chocolate factories with bunch of little orange dudes shouldn't point fingers.
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Damn you, Tejas!
*shameface*
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Off topic: Im also sad because my 1yr old LG 46" LCD went out this morning. Sucker just shut off while I was watching it, doesn't show any sign if life. Glad I bought the bestbuy blk tie they will swap it out. Still pissed though. Grrr
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I just checked the HTC fan page. Only one post on that entire first page is NOT about the locked bootloader. That's just amazing to me. Question is, will HTC listen to what the customer wants?
SilverStone641 said:
I just checked the HTC fan page. Only one post on that entire first page is NOT about the locked bootloader. That's just amazing to me. Question is, will HTC listen to what the customer wants?
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yeah i saw the page too but they won't change it before launch... something made them do this to the 3d. basically i think htc is saying them do not support flashing custom roms.
ill stick to my new nexus s 4g thanks!
Here is what i wrote,
Signed/Encrypted bootloaders... Come on HTC... This really pisses me off. Think about it, really, what are you losing here? Almost nothing. It is the persons choice to root, so you lose no quality control.
But back onto the actually point. Signing/encrypting bootloaders or other functions of a device that a consumer owns was considered a radical idea. It was frowned upon and was thought of as childish. And that is how you guys are acting, childish. You lock down your phones because your scared of what.... progress?
I understand there are some problems for you with rooting. For example, free wireless tethering, ability to use leaked ROMs and other factors. But this is such a small hand off to wage war with developers. Microsoft did it, Sony did it, even Apple did it.... Look were they all are now. The hackers do everything they can to make sure they can hack and DOMINATE the devices they lock down. In Microsoft's and Sony's case, there is a difference in reason, piracy. Now, tell me, if I can already install any app on my phone, what piracy are you protecting users form by not allowing them to do anything custom with their phone?
You have brought the whole world a step backwards, as a lot of people believe in your philosophies, and eventually will standardize them. What this about to start is enormous, there is no problem right now for you because people aren't even trying to hack your gay signature checks. Why? Because those developers DONT BUY THAT PHONE. ------->DONT<---- Buy that phone. Now, once that this standdard is implemented with every single modern phone, you guys will be tormented by the constant stream of hacks and exploits the a full force of developers can bring. You will be stressed to the point as the iPhone jailbreaking scene replicates itself to Android devices.
I mean come on HTC, do you really want to start all of this? I wouldn't. By not locking down your devices, you gain more customers(even though its a small percent that would leave because of your decisions), you gain a better view from people as a good company, and you get the benefit of geeks saying good things about you on their blogs. Yes HTC, thats were all the reviews come from, US. We will spare you no mercy in our reviews if you condemn us to this treatment any longer.
On a final note, i hope to rethink your decisions to sign/encrypt bootloaders and other parts of the phone. The whole point of Android is to be OPEN, not CLOSED. Thats what makes it different. The point is to be open, no matter what COST or FACTORS convince you otherwise. I do not even want to buy the HTC Evo 3D now because of your changes. Now HTC, rethink what you have done, please, and see if you can change it before it gets out of hand. In the end, you are the company that gets to make the decisions, but we are the consumers who buy your products.
Thanks so much for a great ride so far HTC,
You will be missed
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HTC responded back.....
" HTC
Update on Bootloaders Thanks so much for providing feedback, we hear your concerns. Your satisfaction is a top priority for us and we're working hard to ensure you have great experiences with our phones. We're reviewing the issue and our policy around bootloaders and will provide more information soon...."
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So does this mean the Evo 3d can never be rooted? Or does it just make it more difficult ?
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Well, I guess I should get a Nokia Lumia now [NSFW-L]

http://youtu.be/yNMzeUgThtU
via Android Central
Not sure if troll...
While, at the moment, my next phone is going to be a Nokia with WP7, this guy is a moron. I like Nokia, and WP7, but I also love android. Anyone who switches to WP7 because of this guy is just as dumb.
Why did you waste my time with that video? Troll or not, he says nothing of value beyond confusing "android" with someone's first name
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divinemyth99 said:
Why did you waste my time with that video? Troll or not, he says nothing of value beyond confusing "android" with someone's first name
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Blame your curiosity, not me.
Windows Phone has to much holes
joe98200 said:
Blame your curiosity, not me.
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You roped me in with "Not sure if troll" when obvious troll is obvious. No, I blame you. :-/
divinemyth99 said:
You roped me in with "Not sure if troll" when obvious troll is obvious. No, I blame you. :-/
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Whatever makes you feel better.
This guy just wanted to get everyone talking about that phone. He did a great job!
Ultra troll.
*Edit: I should clarify, I meant the guy in the video.

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