Fascinate getting Ice Cream - Fascinate General

I was just abducted by aliens last night, and one of them told me that they had just dropped off a Verizon rep that they had abducted the night before, and that just prior to his anal probing, the Verizon rep revealed that, according to his Samsung contact, Samsung has decided to skip not only Froyo and Gingerbread, but Honeycomb too and go straight to Android 4.0 Ice Cream.
The Samsung rep couldn't give an exact date for the OTA release, but according to the aliens, they've been ahead in time beyond January 10th, and none of their phones were updated, but they couldn't rule out that the update might have failed because they hadn't restored all the bloat before their time-warp to Jan 10th.
And, by the way, no, I wasn't anally probed.

ChrisDDD said:
I was just abducted by aliens last night, and one of them told me that they had just dropped off a Verizon rep that they had abducted the night before, and that just prior to his anal probing, the Verizon rep revealed that, according to his Samsung contact, Samsung has decided to skip not only Froyo and Gingerbread, but Honeycomb too and go straight to Android 4.0 Ice Cream.
The Samsung rep couldn't give an exact date for the OTA release, but according to the aliens, they've been ahead in time beyond January 10th, and none of their phones were updated, but they couldn't rule out that the update might have failed because they hadn't restored all the bloat before their time-warp to Jan 10th.
And, by the way, no, I wasn't anally probed.
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screen shot or it didnt happen

10/10 well played sir
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God I can't wait for the 11th.

nitsuj17 said:
screen shot or it didnt happen
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I concur, SS or it didn't happen!

Noice...
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nitsuj17 said:
screen shot or it didnt happen
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You want a screen shot of him not getting an anal probe?
That's just weird, man
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Is this serious or should i feel dumb... . Lol

AlexDeGruven said:
You want a screen shot of him not getting an anal probe?
That's just weird, man
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Are you saying you wanted a screen shot of him getting anally probed? I think that's even weirder...

Another useless thread .... keep up the good work

AlexDeGruven said:
You want a screen shot of him not getting an anal probe?
That's just weird, man
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mikaelchen357 said:
Are you saying you wanted a screen shot of him getting anally probed? I think that's even weirder...
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are you guys seriously dense? its a joke...screen shot or it didnt happen is the general statement when someone claims to have this or that on their phone
crawl back into whatever holes you came from

I think you're the one who's misinterpreting what's being said...I don't think anything that is being said in this thread is being taken seriously because it is a joke.

What do you mean this thread is a joke? We're not actually getting ice cream?
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Florynce said:
What do you mean this thread is a joke? We're not actually getting ice cream?
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Cake or Death?!?!
To the guy above who asked if this was serious (I can't be bothered to quote someone else)...Yes. This is completely serious.

Crap, I just odin'ed back to stock to get the ota. And now you say this thread is a joke?
good day.

So tell me, do these aliens have big fingers?

nitsuj17 said:
are you guys seriously dense? its a joke...screen shot or it didnt happen is the general statement when someone claims to have this or that on their phone
crawl back into whatever holes you came from
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This response is the best response.
If you haven't figured out that every post in this thread (except for yours) is a joke, then your irony detector is seriously broken.
Don't ever stop posting.
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I heard the newest one would be Jarate! and will not come until 2029 when Verizon and Samsung merge and start making Cyborgs for Skynet.
bendbowden said:
Another useless thread .... keep up the good work
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+1 to that but at least it's better than the "where is froyo" "froyo on the 10th" "birdman is working GB, is he done yet?" or "[insert douche here]" types of post.

I scream
You scream
We all scream
for ICE CREAM!

I can't believe that this is a real thread...

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Froyo is here

official rollouts starting next week. I work for t-mobile so don't take my word for it
:hmmm: I'm not saying your wrong, but why would they put out JI6 today, if they were going to release froyo in a week?
I'll believe it when i see it.
vdub804 said:
official rollouts starting next week. I work for t-mobile so don't take my word for it
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Only thing I can think of: wat?
vdub804 said:
official rollouts starting next week. I work for t-mobile so don't take my word for it
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Next week when to be exact? If this is true.
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Its not froyo but the ji6 firmware update to fix things with gps and other issues.
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vdub804 said:
official rollouts starting next week. I work for t-mobile so don't take my word for it
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Hello there. Thanks for the input but can i ask if you dont mind, where did you get this info and can you say anything else about froyo info? Thanks a Bunch.
The K-Zoo Kid said:
:hmmm: I'm not saying your wrong, but why would they put out JI6 today, if they were going to release froyo in a week?
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Just to comment on your question, the JI6 update could very well be needed for a clear and stable path to a froyo upgrade.
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This is just another troll. The JI6 update will be rolled to everyone throughout October. There is no way Froyo is coming until everyone gets JI6, so at least not until November, chances are probably even later.
I second the ban. As people get banned for Froyo trolling, we will see less and less. (Hopefully.)
Thanks OP.
gregc2009 said:
Just to comment on your question, the JI6 update could very well be needed for a clear and stable path to a froyo upgrade.
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Good point! Now let's hope we actually get it next week
gregc2009 said:
Just to comment on your question, the JI6 update could very well be needed for a clear and stable path to a froyo upgrade.
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TBH, this actually would make sense. Hopefully J16 is just a gateway and we'll see Froyo by months end or Even Nov. Wasn't Nov the "speculated" date from the UK site?
Frodo the hobbit update is being rolled out this week.
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{mod edit}?
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If you don't believe him, good for you... but you don't need to get offensive and insult people, respect if you want people to respect YOU.
But he said don't take his word for it. I hope he is just being sarcastic, otherwise, it is pretty much just another trolling attempt.
Maybe its true maybe its not but the first guy on the forum that said he got an update got called a liar and all sorts of things until people noticed it was true I didn't see one apology to him either in my opinion I hope it is true and if it is thanks for the info and if its not maybe he just got bad info himself NO BIG DEAL! X_X galaxy $ lover!!!
The guy on the couch
Alex530 said:
Dude seriously? Why haven't they banned trolls like you.
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I agree with you man
All this guy/girl do is just come to XDA and talk crap to everyone, everywhere I go he/she is talking like if they were the ***.
Seriously get a life or stop insulting people.
I love logging in and seeing threads flamed left and right...hey kids go home until you learn to play nice with everyone....
Yea sent from this mobile thinggy =p
IF the OP, is legit, he's probably just got his updates confused. Maybe he heard he heard about the update that's bring sent and assumed froyo.
Otherwise he's like the guy who posted he knew there was no gps update coming until nov, lol.
I actually hopethis is true...but a lass I have yet to recieve the gps fix update yet.
vdub804 said:
official rollouts starting next week. I work for t-mobile so don't take my word for it
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Where is the OP now? I am so tired of these people that think they are part of the "in the know" crowd making these claims, being wrong, and then not even bothering to apologize.
I hope it teaches all the noobs a lesson: Don't believe anything until you see it. The world is full of DAs like this that want to be the first to announce something and be part of the cool crowd.
Vdub804 - you just created a not-to flattering reputation for yourself, so you better get a new screen name at XDA.
Alex530 said:
Dude seriously? Why haven't they banned trolls like you.
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Get real. I work for Samsung and we are rolling out Ginger in 4 days.

Finally, Froyo is Release Date is announced for the Epic!!!!!

Here is link!!! It says that froyo will be released on the 7th!!! Finally!!!
http://computersight.com/computers/finally-froyo-for-the-epic-announced-the-wait-is-almost-over/
Sent from my Epic!!
Edit: I think this is fake!! NO SOURCE AT ALL
Dual screen tablet? Gross
And where is this guys source?
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styckx said:
Dual screen tablet? Gross
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lol, I don't really care about that, but the froyo announcement is what gets my heart beating!!
Praise be, but what is their source...? Guess I'll search and hopefully find soon, because if it doesn't come from an official Sprint channel, I regard it as pretty much BS. Thanks for posting though.
Yay maybe this time the release date is real
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Citation Needed lol.
I hope it is true, but with the comment about the tablet being announced, this makes it look like someone is speculating and rolling the dice. (How many times have we heard "I have an inside source, it is DEFINITELY this <significant date>" ?) If you throw turds at the wall, sooner or later one will stick.
I hope it is true though, and it does make sense to do it during the big hoopla
I didn't even crack a smile reading that article....this damn Epic had the most hype I've ever seen for a phone....and now we get the least respect with this late ass Froyo release...lol, I'm just waiting for the source code to see what our great developers can cook up for us!
That's if this release date is actually lidgit...
Well that would be awesome if its true. 2 weeks inbetween the official and the source being released means that I would get to use the official rom for around 2-3 weeks before meaningful roms are released with new and exciting features.
There is nothing on Google News. Nothing on Sprint's Twitter feed. "Don't youuuuu beelieeeeeeve iiiiit...."
Next time I search before even opening a topic like this.
Yeah right.
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@AlexAtlanta1*Sprint&Samsung r*working*2 release Froyo4Epic ASAP only after it meets rigorous testing criteria*2 ensure quality experience
Just been said on Sprint's Twitter.
Sprint Said release date is the seventh?
Naughty naughty...
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The article doesn't cite a source.
ill believe it when I see it
Epic
Like always, some douche saying it's coming out on the 7th means only one thing: it's definitely not coming out on the 7th.
Yeah 2012
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I'm not even about to pretend i care at this point. Seriously 6 months for froyo wooo i'm so so excited. Oh yeah just spoke to sprint they still in the dark about that date
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I'm not even about to pretend i care at this point. Seriously 6 months for froyo wooo i'm so so excited. Oh yeah just spoke to sprint they still in the dark about that date
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Uh, they're never in the light.
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bigray327 said:
Like always, some douche saying it's coming out on the 7th means only one thing: it's definitely not coming out on the 7th.
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Anyone have anything on the EE19 build

Saw an article on the EE19 build, and wondered if anyone here has heard about it, and/or seen it from their "sources"
Article:
Epic 4G Gingerbread update moving along nicely -- EE19 is now in the works
DCRocks said:
Saw an article on the EE19 build, and wondered if anyone here has heard about it, and/or seen it from their "sources"
Article:
Epic 4G Gingerbread update moving along nicely -- EE19 is now in the works
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2 threads in here some where already... Whosdaman says release by 6/20, I give my prediction next week. I havnt seen a leak yet, but this could be the golden egg...
Im getting tired of changing this...
cool, thanks!
ecooce said:
2 threads in here some where already... Whosdaman says release by 6/20, I give my prediction next week. I havnt seen a leak yet, but this could be the golden egg...
Im getting tired of changing this...
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You mean you predict it will release next week or you will announce the details of your prediction next week?
I'm hoping it gets here before memorial day weekend when I have to go out of town.
I don't have any inside resources on this myself but just going off the obvious "work" that Sammy/Sprint are putting into all this its looks like we are going to see more builds/official real soon.
Plus EE03 was/is pretty darn good. This (EE19) is 2 builds later so its gotta be darn close to debugged.
Only release date "guess" I have seen floated is around 6/20
Would be very nice if that pans out
No way Sprint releases Gingerbread on its red-headed stepchild the Epic 4G before the EVO 4g.
jnadke said:
No way Sprint releases Gingerbread on its red-headed stepchild the Epic 4G before the EVO 4g.
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As a red headed step child I take offense to this statement.
dtm_stretch said:
As a red headed step child I take offense to this statement.
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I had to lol at that one!
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s9ortner said:
I had to lol at that one!
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Yea i knew it was a joke b/c gingers dont have souls
dtm_stretch said:
As a red headed step child I take offense to this statement.
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Doesn't the fact that it's named GINGERbread give us an advantage, then?
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Haha I predict a GINGERkid rom shortly after releasee
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Hey! We my not have souls, but at least we're immune to dementors.
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othan1 said:
You mean you predict it will release next week or you will announce the details of your prediction next week?
I'm hoping it gets here before memorial day weekend when I have to go out of town.
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I blab next week, lol...
Im getting tired of changing this...
iSaint said:
Yea i knew it was a joke b/c gingers dont have souls
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This
Eric cartman ftw
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othan1 said:
You mean you predict it will release next week or you will announce the details of your prediction next week?
I'm hoping it gets here before memorial day weekend when I have to go out of town.
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It's called a prediction cause it's pure speculation until Sprint or Samsung says otherwise
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It's called a prediction cause it's pure speculation until Sprint or Samsung says otherwise
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Yepperdoodles, although, who do you think we should pay more attention to, sprint, or samsung? Both were wrong about froyo lol
[sig]I'm close to root, im patiently waiting on those puzzles[sig]
June 1st is my prediction. (13days)
RSPC said:
June 1st is my prediction. (13days)
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Always go for a Monday into a Tuesday, apparently,
The Root said:
Always go for a Monday into a Tuesday, apparently,
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I did notice that too, I just didn't want to wait till the 6th or 7th...

Samsung Fascinate (2.3.2 update)

Its officiallll can we say hello more development options?! ;D may 30th
Kangbanged
Proof?
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where did you hear that?
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I'm not going to believe a word of this until its on my device
Really? You started a thread proclaiming something without a link?
*official news* The Fascinate will have official froyo by the end of October 2010.
good day.
No link = Troll
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I got all hyped for nothing... Dude ur messing with my emotions lol
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Troll attack.
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Give this guy some credit. He looks like a straight shooter.
I lol'd
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2.3.2? If and when Verizon ever gets a gingerbread update to us, I would hope it would be the latest version, currently 2.3.4.
May 30? Are you f-ing nuts? If we get GB b4 fall it would be a miracle.
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2.3.2? If and when Verizon ever gets a gingerbread update to us, I would hope it would be the latest version, currently 2.3.4.
May 30? Are you f-ing nuts? If we get GB b4 fall it would be a miracle.
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we MIGHT see a leak before fall. Maybe.
If we get gingerbread at all it would be a ****ing miracle.
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Dj-Dubster_TN said:
Its officiallll can we say hello more development options?! ;D may 30th
Kangbanged
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I speak for all fascinators when I ask for.... what ...year?
LMAO!!!!!!!
antcardi said:
I speak for all fascinators when I ask for.... what ...year?
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Let's break this down.
Step 1: Make silly post with a claim that *should* be obviously false.
Step 2: Stop posting in the thread you made entirely after that point.
Step 3: Watch people post "Oh Em Gee, Rly?" or "loltroll" responses.
Step 4: ???
Step 5: Profit!
Also: Guys, I just thought I'd let you know that at 6 PM in each of your respective timezones on Saturday, May 21st, the Rapture will take place and all faithful Christians will ascend into heaven, whereupon the rest of the world will begin to crumble and be destroyed. Better mark that one on your calendars too. Jus' sayin.
Samsung's already confirmed its GalaxyS line will be getting 2.3 by May/June. For Europe. They haven't laid out an update plan for US yet.
They figured the rapture would come and they wouldn't have to keep their word.. oops on their part!
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OP has another troll post in the miui thread HERE. The sad part is, he is probably misreading that article from 2 weeks ago. Thumbs up douche (OP) keep up the awesome work. You are a valuable asset to the community and we all look forward to your future trolling endeavors.
good day.
at least he has more than 1 post lmao

Gingerbread Leak Hope [samfirmware]

The samfirmware twitter, which is not official is trying to get a vibrant leak by the end of the week
https://twitter.com/#!/SamFirmware/status/92695040631111680
they will fail.
we will cry. - for a day
and then we will go on to live our normal lives as we have CM7, and all the other GB roms on our phones.
xriderx66 said:
they will fail.
we will cry. - for a day
and then we will go on to live our normal lives as we have CM7, and all the other GB roms on our phones.
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yep, but its still news none the less
I think it's great news, especially given those complaining about how the Galaxy S 4G meant the Vibrant was being forgotten.
I guess that 15th rumor was just a bit off.
I made a thread about the 15th rumor and got **** on cuz of it. Glad someone else acknowledged it
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ipetloudog said:
I made a thread about the 15th rumor and got **** on cuz of it. Glad someone else acknowledged it
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you got **** because it was ****.
Do you not see the date? its the 17th here right now!
I appreciate you sharing this.
Even when people wrongly speculate that a gingerbread leak may drop soon... it still gives me hope.
Keeping my fingers and my toes crossed tight.... but not TOO tight
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nice news GB leak will be usefull for us )
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I made a thread about the 15th rumor and got **** on cuz of it. Glad someone else acknowledged it
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You made a thread bashing it though. I'm saying the rumor wasn't too far off if the leak actually does come soon, which is a good thing. A few people also threw out the 19th and 20th as well. Rumors aren't always perfect, but its nice that they could be pretty close.
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I made a thread about the 15th rumor and got **** on cuz of it. Glad someone else acknowledged it
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I appreciate you posting news or rumors. Some people in this forum are just cynics and will give you **** for their own self importance.
We will see when it gets here. Samsung does not work on our terms.

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