There is no spoon - Galaxy Tab General

As the title says... there is no spoon. Use me as you will - give me fire, give me rain, drown me in the rivers of your eyes, lose me in the forests of your hair. You are my Tab.

Have you considered therapy?
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Are you high?
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calin75 said:
Are you high?
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Think the reference is something to do with The Matrix (and be association Uri Geller ).
For the OP I would still consider therapy, and/or drugs replacement though .

Go easy, gents. He's in love, and "love is merely a madness, and, I tell you, deserves as well a dark house and a whip as madmen do."
Or, to put it another way: "For stony limits cannot hold love out, and what love can do that dares love attempt."

Yeah. I'm right there too. The EVO was a landmark device for me, having owned a few Android handsets before it (Droid 1, Nexus One, G1, myTouch 3G).. it really changed me. This Tab.. ****. I can't even begin to describe.

You know what sucks? I own one. Bought and paid for...and it's 8 more hours before they'll let me take my baby home. Or, to work rather, since I'll be going right to the studio after picking up the Tab.
I suspect I might have a less than productive day tomorrow, professionally.

Oh, and while I fully expect to spoon with my Tab, there's no way I'm going to fork it.

Croak said:
Go easy, gents. He's in love, and "love is merely a madness, and, I tell you, deserves as well a dark house and a whip as madmen do."
Or, to put it another way: "For stony limits cannot hold love out, and what love can do that dares love attempt."
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Quite so old chap, quite so.

Croak said:
Oh, and while I fully expect to spoon with my Tab, there's no way I'm going to fork it.
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You may want to consider a silicone rubber case for protection

There is a spoon, and it is too big...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuOvqeABHvQ

do you remember the spoon
bump

I still believe there is no spoon - bump.

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decided to sell my vibrant

i will be selling it on eBay. And i am going to get the g2
Goodluck with that...
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Make sure to pick up a magnifying glass for that tiny screen
Segnaro said:
Make sure to pick up a magnifying glass for that tiny screen
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its 3.7 same as nexus one and bigger than iphone
How is 3.7 inches small? =/
Honestly I am getting tired of these two groups of people: 1) "I am going to sell my Vibrant for the G2 because Vibrant sucks" and 2) "Vibrant is the greatest thing ever... G2 sucks". Seriously people, they are both great phones. Get over it.
Glad you told us. I for one really sincerely am concerned about what you do with your personal property. You selling your phone is so important to tell everyone, so i am glad you did. Bottling it up inside isnt healthy.
Good luck on your important life journey of what electronics you use.
Were is the "Like" Button when you need it
OP good luck with your investment, money well spent...BTW Samsung still gets your money whether you sell it or not
Ha-ha, yea I'm glad the OP let us in in his decision. Now I can finally get some rest...
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2012iawait said:
i will be selling it on eBay. And i am going to get the g2
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I just put an old bread machine on eBay myself. Sweet. Let's have a race to see who sells first!
masterotaku said:
I just put an old bread machine on eBay myself. Sweet. Let's have a race to see who sells first!
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link? jk
it like the OP wants us to talk some scene into him...or not.
Thank you for keeping the XDA community involved with the precious decision of which phone you use. I know I don't just speak for myself when I say that we can sleep more soundly now.
DarkAgent said:
How is 3.7 inches small? =/
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The comments one could make... which have nothing to do with phones, of course. Mostly the your mom or your girlfriend jokes.
I love my Vibrant... G2's okay... I'm just over the slide-out keyboard thing.
Just bought an old bread machine on eBay! Mmmm, cinnamon raisin.
Wow, way to fail a troll. I like you people.
whats your point? We should all sell our vibrant and get G2?
2012iawait said:
i will be selling it on eBay. And i am going to get the g2
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im thinking of switching from boxers to boxer briefs.
seems just a relevant as this post
What is this? You just want to let people know how unfairly you were treated by your phone? Or perhaps T-Mobile? "Waaah, my phone doesnt have froyo yet"? Do us all a favor and cry yourself a river, build yourself a bridge and get the f**k over it.
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OP, we're going to have a farewell party for you. It's going to be thrown right next to we don't give ****.
heygrl said:
OP, we're going to have a farewell party for you. It's going to be thrown right next to we don't give ****.
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*ZING*
I need to use that some day.

If VZW announces the iPhone tomorrow, whos going to jump ship?

So major rumors have it that tomorrow Verizon is going to announce the iPhone 4. You've probably all read them, what I'm wondering is if anyone will get it. I'm tempted to sell my DInc to get one..
Anyone else?
techobsessive said:
So major rumors have it that tomorrow Verizon is going to announce the iPhone 4. You've probably all read them, what I'm wondering is if anyone will get it. I'm tempted to sell my DInc to get one..
Anyone else?
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Ha......never...I have a mp3 player already
csseale said:
Ha......never...I have a mp3 player already
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Hahahahahah
I might get one to use as a high tech way to level the leg of my desk!
RebelShadow said:
I might get one to use as a high tech way to level the leg of my desk!
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Careful, they're known to drop bars....
It would look great on my coffee table as I could always use another coaster for my pints of beer.
I would've liked to have one prior to getting the Inc; but now, you could never convince me to get iPhone with all the customization we have and Incredible devs.
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I would've liked to have one prior to getting the Inc; but now, you could never convince me to get iPhone with all the customization we have and Incredible devs.
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Yeah those guys are pretty awesome!
The only thing i'm wishing is we had a better GPU. That (and the better camera + front facing) are really the only things that make me want to switch. Everything else is not that big of a deal...
I was really hoping 2.3 would have been a bigger update than it was. And I can really only see honeycomb running on tablets, not phones. The android ecosystem is poor in my opinion (now the community...thats a different story.) and it shows with the app selection. Yes, there are some great apps..no tons of them, but they always come to iOS first. In my opinion, Google really needs to straighten some things up with OEM's.
But this is all my opinion
I'm good with my android / vibrant but good luck to those that do! To you, happy smartphoning!
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I'll get one when we are able to flash android on it. Loving my incredible, although may step up to the thunderbolt when it comes out.
Hell no, no iCrap for me.
I.bought a iPhone 4 trying to get use to the phone and just couldn't. Back to android ..no iPhone for me.
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waiting for the bionic...
why would you do that?
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cause it looks awesome
why get the iphone 4 when the 5 is coming out later this year...
actually, why even get an iphone in the first place...
Wtf is an iphone
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I would rather go back to my blackberry than use a piece of ios and I would rather donate my legs to science than go back to my blackberry bold or torch over my captivate. If they
Drop one on my porch I will be with joekickass using it under my beer.
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LMFAO, Gotta love the Android faithful... Logical, unlike all the Apple sheep that wish to give Steve Jobs more money to buy Rainbow colored turtlenecks..
Steve Jobs will not get any of my money! Have wanted a good tablet which the iPad seemed to fit all my (not needs but rather) wants, but just couldn't force myself to pay hard earned money for a stupid iPad/MAC... going Android.

I'm addicted to Android, do I have a problem?

All I talk about is Android is better then ios, do I have a problem?
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No I'm the same way. Like the Facebook page in my sig
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I guess the new AA will be Android Anonymous haha
The first step is admitting to yourself, god, and another human being that you are powerless against android.
I'm addicted to android to the point of hating WP7 for taking nokia away from us
Yes, you do have a problem. In fact, many who post on xda do. Fortunately, there is hope. Well, actually there isn't but that's what my shrink tells me. Oh well, time to make another Nandroid
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I was pissed too. Lol.
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my wife says I would defend androids honor before her, I think she maybe right .
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chopper221 said:
All I talk about is Android is better then ios, do I have a problem?
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The next phase of your andriod addition is to completely omit any mention of Apple or iOS as if they didn't even exist.
Yes you have a problem. It does not matter what phone/OS you use. None of them are better then any other one. They all have good points and bad points. If you find yourself hating one, the problem is that you are inflexible and closed minded.
If that is ALL you talk about, then yes you've got a problem.
There are other things out there: beer, sports, the opposite sex, penguins, etc.
Hi,
My name is Justin and I am also addicted to android.
Well, my gf says I am....
my name is josh and I too have a problem...ive needed to admit this for a while now. Thanks guys
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nope, next question
Im a a a... adicted to android, please help! ;P
Na kidding but my evo always be in my mind
Send from my laaazer!
The Methadone clinic said they would start me out at 80mg of Methadone if my phone ever goes out and needs to wait a week for a refurb.. I was like .. YES
I'm also addicted, come on now, I have 3 batteries in rotation! I'm never gonna find another girlfriend now....damn
Swyped from my sexy EVO.
gedster314 said:
Yes you have a problem. It does not matter what phone/OS you use. None of them are better then any other one. They all have good points and bad points. If you find yourself hating one, the problem is that you are inflexible and closed minded.
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Oh goodness... I can only imagine the riot that statement's gonna cause.
I'm open minded to why simple, trendy, non-techie people like iOS. And I feel no hate towards them for it. But for me iOS can't hold a candle to Android. It's all about freedom. Freedom to customize and make the phone your own. Every iphone looks and functions the same, within the safe walls of that garden, unfortunately.
gedster314 said:
Yes you have a problem. It does not matter what phone/OS you use. None of them are better then any other one. They all have good points and bad points. If you find yourself hating one, the problem is that you are inflexible and closed minded.
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GTFO!!!!!!!!
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Does the Xoom.......

let me see through objects with the camera?
No but it can let you time travel. Unfortunately your safety is not guaranteed under the factory warranty.
Pervert...
it's not as good as the Ipad then!
But it can see around corners.
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While the Xoom camera is not able to allow you to see through solid objects (and I'm pretty sure the iPad can't either) it can turn into an x-wing fighter. Not sure how useful that feature is to you though.
Mine transformed into a stove top and started cooking bacon... surprisingly I got a speeding ticket as well.
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ChongoDroid said:
Mine transformed into a stove top and started cooking bacon... surprisingly I got a speeding ticket as well.
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But don't you have to spend hours searching the supermarket for exactly the right type of bacon?
Because, I heard it only cooks low profile bacon, which has to have a precise ratio of protein, to fat, to sodium nitrate.
Digital Man said:
But don't you have to spend hours searching the supermarket for exactly the right type of bacon?
Because, I heard it only cooks low profile bacon, which has to have a precise ratio of protein, to fat, to sodium nitrate.
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Well yeah, but it will cook your eggs any way you want so...
Yeesh, what a ridiculous thread. I mean, who cares if Motorola promised that the Xoom would appoint the next Pope and end entropy for all time, but those won't be coming until sometime in the coming months? The iPad 2 will never be able to do those thing!!!
Mine doesn't do anything special. It just apears to be a regular notebook so if i leave it somewhere, nobody ain't gonna steal it
wang1404 said:
Mine doesn't do anything special. It just apears to be a regular notebook so if i leave it somewhere, nobody ain't gonna steal it
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You mean it doesn't even have the fingerprint recognition so that if someone DID try to steal it they are sliced to pieces by lasers? I always thought that was standard!!?!!
Xoom can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Xoom knows how to get to Sesame Street.
I call mine Xoom Norris. Any questions?
My Xoom travelled back in time to 2003 was seen by someone that knew a designer from apple and that word of mouth eventually spawned the iPhone then iPad!
lilikin said:
My Xoom travelled back in time to 2003 was seen by someone that knew a designer from apple and that word of mouth eventually spawned the iPhone then iPad!
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My xoom lets me leave messages before the beep.
This is a fact. Xoom can do more than just mono sound
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tonebone said:
Xoom can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
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Well I Am Thursty.

Google's Project Glass

Anyone seen the commercial for these yet? Thoughts ?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9c6W4CCU9M4&feature=youtube_gdata_player
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs...preview-video/2012/04/04/gIQAQ0iUvS_blog.html
Double0EK said:
Anyone seen the commercial for these yet? Thoughts ?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9c6W4CCU9M4&feature=youtube_gdata_player
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs...preview-video/2012/04/04/gIQAQ0iUvS_blog.html
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everything looks cool but the part where you look at the weather to check weather is just stupid...
yeah, I heard about these. They're meh, not my thing. Having a phone that does it all is more then enough, I can't imagine having a screen in front of your eye telling you useless info 24/7.
Getting facebook updates from your stoner brother updating his status to 'chillin' 8x a day, would be enough to smash them in no time
They already have a parody about these on YouTube.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3TAOYXT840&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Chuck Norris can but Walker Texas Ranger can't.
Most of the Android apps I use have ads plastered all over them, there's no reason to suppose these glasses will be any different.
I just wonder how long it will be before someone is killed wandering around blindly using these things. As if being "powered" by Google isn't bad enough, the safety implications are quite obvious.
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Most of the Android apps I use have ads plastered all over them, there's no reason to suppose these glasses will be any different.
I just wonder how long it will be before someone is killed wandering around blindly using these things. As if being "powered" by Google isn't bad enough, the safety implications are quite obvious.
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We are already at risk with people texting and driving and being general morons with phones anyways. Glasses might make things worse but I'd think they might see what's in front of them one day with them on. I say go for it, I would want them until they had retinal implants with a neural interface of some sort.
http://gajitz.com/bionic-vision-cybernetic-lenses-with-heads-up-display/
http://www.ninds.nih.gov/research/npp/
Think it is neat, but really this has safety hazards written all over the place.
When is enough going to be enough. I betcha it catches on though, lol!
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Didn't Google say that the video wasn't real and was concept? Pretty sure I read about it on endgadget
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Spastic909 said:
Didn't Google say that the video wasn't real and was concept? Pretty sure I read about it on endgadget
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As catastrophic as it's gonna be, people are gonna buy it, it's the next best thing, so screw safety, lol.
daswahnsinn said:
I say go for it, I would want them until they had retinal implants with a neural interface of some sort. http://www.ninds.nih.gov/research/npp/
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Cool! But I’m sure Apple will sue anyone who tries to manufacture them!
Since they hold "retina display" patent already, they will certainly try to apply to everything to squeeze as much money as they can.
I like the design, but we already have a big enough problem with texting and driving deaths. The last thing we need is another distraction.
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ApokrifX said:
Cool! But I’m sure Apple will sue anyone who tries to manufacture them!
Since they hold "retina display" patent already, they will certainly try to apply to everything to squeeze as much money as they can.
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Apple can kiss my banana!
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Up for preorder for those who happened to attend the IO event, and had $1500 bucks to lay down
While we're still waiting for AOSP ICS for amaze, the JB is out and this video shows how fast it is:
http://goo.gl/SSQzj
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How about this:
http://blogs.computerworld.com/mobile-and-wireless/20611/nexus-7-jelly-bean-winners-and-losers

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