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[HOW TO] Nexus One Stylus

Requirments
1. A pen
2. Tape
3. Turkey Slice
Steps:
1. tape turkey to top of pen
2. Use your turkey pen
it works ahaha
its not only for the nexus one lol it works on any capacitive touch screen

...lock...

It will work with any kind of meat/flesh.

Pictures coming up in a bit when i try this out...

Good thing I have an extra finger, I was able to cut it off and use it on the end of a pencil. YMMV.

Can I get a pet threadsnake for my sylus needs.

BAN him > bobdude5
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Please ...

Hot dog works better and good for cold weather

GldRush98 said:
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...no...
pvillasuso said:
BAN him > bobdude5
Please ...
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villasuso < poop

Wouldn't this be better?

bobdude5 said:
...no...
villasuso < poop
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Yes.
Try HowardForums. It sounds more your speed junior.

GldRush98 said:
Yes.
Try HowardForums. It sounds more your speed junior.
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No thanks i like it here and don't call people junior when you're only 27.
Paul22000 said:
Wouldn't this be better?
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SLIM JIMS! Brilliant! ahah i forgot they existed

Some of you guys need to loosen up a bit. Have a drink, meditate, whatever....
Dudes just being creatively funny. The mod DOES work after all.
and please don't respond with that crowded threads b.s. Save it!

bobdude5 said:
villasuso < poop
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Free example of what you have to do , when you have ran out of arguments
Begin to insult !
Anyway , Hilarious Joke and incredible creatively funny thread !
TurkeyPen
Ha Ha Ha
Good one ! LMAO
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What is this 2003? There should be no need for a stylus.

Paul22000 said:
Wouldn't this be better?
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I've tried a slimjim and it didn't work. Lunchmeat does work (i used it still in the package), fruit seemed to work pretty well, those korean sausages that made tech blog rounds a few weeks back work. Basically any food not too dry or far removed from it's original form seems to work. But, i'd rather use my finger...
What I really want is a portable tablet with mildly pressure sensitive wacom-like screen for a digital sketchbook. Maybe the Courier...

moSess said:
Some of you guys need to loosen up a bit. Have a drink, meditate, whatever....
Dudes just being creatively funny. The mod DOES work after all.
and please don't respond with that crowded threads b.s. Save it!
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THANK YOU!
pvillasuso said:
Free example of what you have to do , when you have ran out of arguments
Begin to insult !
Anyway , Hilarious Joke and incredible creatively funny thread !
TurkeyPen
Ha Ha Ha
Good one ! LMAO
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argument to what? you didn't make a point to argue with, just a stupid remark.
donutman said:
What is this 2003? There should be no need for a stylus.
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for drawing and writing and stuff like that

I remember one of my friends had a smartphone with a stylus, so another friend asked him to see his phone and pulled out the stylus and the owner goes "I never knew I had a stylus" lol it was there the whole time

I broke my fone !!!!!!!again!!!!!

*****by the way i know how to spell fone *****
do you remember the guy who ran over his fone with his sisters new car. GUESS WHAT ???? ITS ME, AGAIN
but this time i didn't drop it or run over it with a car or nothing i had it in my jeans the whole time went to swimming pool then came back, got the pants from the closet and wanted to check what time it is, and found out the the screen had a small crack from the inside and along the very right side a straight crack, i was really mad that i kicked my dog in the stomach, NOW I HAVE A BROKEN FONE AND A SICK DOG. by the way last time i paid 283.00 and i paid 565.16 for the phone(yes i spelled it correctly) and i did send it to htc again. NEEEEEEED HELP(dont know how you can help me, but try?)LOL
link to my old thread http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=672091
thanks, and if its a waste of the great forum space, i have no problems with removing it. \
thanks for looking
NOTHING HAPPENED TO THE DOG, AND WHEN I SAID I KICKED HIM, I DIDN'T REALLY "KICK" HIM, BUT I JUST PUSHED HIM BECAUSE HE WAS LICKING MY PHONE, NOT A HARD PUSH(WITH MY HAND), BUT GOT HIM A WAY FROM THE PHONE. I LOVE ANIMALS"THATS WHY I HAVE 3 DOGS". AND I ALSO HAVE 2 PUPPIES THAT I LOVE. AND IT WAS WASN'T AT THE CHANGING ROOM IT WAS AT MY HOUSE.
AND THANKS FOR INSULTING ME
I LOVE DOGS

Shouldn't ever kick a dog.
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That's some [EDIT: funny] ****.

Never mind

clickwir said:
Shouldn't ever kick a dog.
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1+
Dogs are loyal, loving animals.

It's simple, stop being a moron/irresponsible with your phone and it won't break.
Maybe you should send me your repaired phone and get a different model more suited for people like you. I hear this is a good one:

Albert Wesker said:
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Dogs are loyal, loving animals.
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+2. Its just a phone. Be more careful and leave the dog out of it.

If you really kicked your dog then I hope the equivalent happens to you soon.

PhantomRampage said:
I hear this is a good one:
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Oh, the iPhone 4!!

Lmao I laughed at the dog part, even though it wasn't necessary.. It was funny.

As the other posters stated, cruelty to animals because of a phone, or anything for that matter, is unnecessary. You deserved to have your phone break. Your post was a sorry attempt to be funny.
That said..the replacement phone that was suggested (above) is unlocked, and on sale with a warranty at toys r us.

grandmasterethel said:
Oh, the iPhone 4!!
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hahaha, I almost fell out of my seat!

Dont kick your dog, kick your mayor.

Wow, sounds like you deserve it.

For kicking your dog I hope HTC tells u u have to buy a new phone. That is just a super d*** thing to do I mean seriously your probably a woman beater to if you CAN EVEN GET ONE.

Rusty! said:
If you really kicked your dog then I hope the equivalent happens to you soon.
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^^^This^^^

googlelover94 said:
...i was really mad that i kicked my dog in the stomach, NOW I HAVE A BROKEN FONE AND A SICK DOG.
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If that's true, you're a ****ing moron and you yourself deserve a kick in the stomach you prick.
Instead of buying a new phone, you clumsy moron, go buy a conscience..

Good job feeding the troll people.
There's been a lot of them lately...

You obviously shouldn't be using this type of phone then. You need to get a flip phone where everything is protected, or the thickest case ever made...like your head.

I bet you didn't kick your dog, cos why would you take your dog to a swimming pool?
And even if you did do that, why the **** was it in the changing rooms?
You're a ****in' weirdo.

Evo Saved Guys Life and Deflected Bullet.

I thought this was amazing. Gives you more bragging rights about how good the phone is. Sorry im slow i just don't know how to embed videos.
http://www.myfoxatlanta.com/dpp/new...s-Man's-Life-from-Stray-Bullet-20110106-am-sd
Proof Of it being an EVO http://www.cbsatlanta.com/news/26391487/detail.html

diego1985 said:
I thought this was amazing. Gives you more bragging rights about how good the phone is. Sorry im slow i just don't know how to embed videos.
http://www.myfoxatlanta.com/dpp/new...s-Man's-Life-from-Stray-Bullet-20110106-am-sd
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Where does it mention the Evo?

splmonster said:
Where does it mention the Evo?
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Edit heres proof its and EVO http://www.cbsatlanta.com/news/26391487/detail.html

I didnt see where it said anything about an HTC EVO being the hero on the day. Did i miss something?
Edit: Didn't see your comment on the local news, well I'll take your work for it. +1 for the EVO
oh and thanks for verifying Justin.G11
Glad Sprint/HTC is replacing it. THE SMARTPHONE THAT CAN STOP A BULLET!! I like it!

Quick Google turned up this .... it deifnately was an HTC:
http://www.cbsatlanta.com/news/26391487/detail.html
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blakeboys said:
I didnt see where it said anything about an HTC EVO being the hero on the day. Did i miss something?
Edit: Didn't see your comment on the local news, well I'll take your work for it. +1 for the EVO
oh and thanks for verifying Justin.G11
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Is the EVO battery that unique? Honestly I was hoping to see the whole phone with a bullet hole in it... but this will have to do.
And does warranty cover that? lol
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EDIT: I dryly commented that I think they could cite Act of God ... but I'm editing that out because I doubt myself . I'm genuinely currious to be honest.

Justin.G11 said:
Is the EVO battery that unique? Honestly I was hoping to see the whole phone with a bullet hole in it... but this will have to do.
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Yes it is that unique, it stops bullets! Dont you watch the news? haha

The Evo is also mentioned by name at the end of the CBS Atlanta clip.
As a footnote, the bullet was traveling at a very shallow angle judging from the damage to the battery. Definitely not a straight on shot.

Justin.G11 said:
Is the EVO battery that unique? Honestly I was hoping to see the whole phone with a bullet hole in it... but this will have to do.
EDIT: I dryly commented that I think they could cite Act of God ... but I'm editing that out because I doubt myself . I'm genuinely currious to be honest.
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The Police are going to refund him to buy another phone, They kept his phone as evidence in the crime. So he won't have to use none of his insurance, if he has any.

kf2mq said:
The Evo is also mentioned by name at the end of the CBS Atlanta clip.
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I'm at work and can't actually listen to the clip ... thanks

It must have been a .22 that hit him.

What a great story! if you watch the video clip, the newscasters mention the "evo cellphone" three separate times. very nice!

That's nothing. My EVO saved my life by donating a kidney. I love you, EVO.

My Evo saves me when I get hungry. I have an app that turns on my stove, and the toaster and the Ravioli boils. Through WiFi.
Just kidding... this is an incredible story lol
Sent from my Evo 4G HD

I had a heart attack and died, lucky I had a evo defibrillator app and it shocked me back to life.

gqstatus0685 said:
It must have been a .22 that hit him.
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It was stated in the report that it was a 40 cal round that hit the phone.

They should start issuing Evos to our troops in Afghanistan.

"Now Garber is waiting for endorsements, "Sprint can contact me whenever they would like or HTC.""
Wow..really? What a tool. I am glad the cell phone saved his life and all, but why would you get endorsements? You didn't do anything special, you just got shot and it just so happened the cell phone was there. Now, it would be different if he got shot at, he grabbed the phone and deflected the shot..ha.

was the phone rooted and what rom and kernel....that is what makes a phone tougher!!! i am sure the batt was stronger with the htc battery trick for full charge

new evo commercial
this is android
and this is a battery
and this is a user that uses a phone that is faster then a speeding bullet.
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car crash me!

So I played with another phone today...

PSA:
Guys, try not to convince yourself by convincing others our once state of the art phone is somehow better than phones that are coming out now.
Your phone is not your significant other.
If you like another phone on a different carrier, its ok! It's ok to like other sexy phones. It's only human nature. If think your phone will get jealous fret not. It is only a smartphone.

CHEATER...
Its ok to look at the menu, as long as you only eat at home

bwcorvus said:
CHEATER...
Its ok to look at the menu, as long as you only eat at home
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I was reading this and thinking about that nice dual core lg and just noticed my evo's battery went down 20% in less than a minute haha guess mine's more jealous than yours

Bioxoxide said:
PSA:
Your phone is your significant other.
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^^I changed your post to reflect what you really meant to say. Thank me later!!!

to get biblical Jesus said, paraphrased: if you thought it, that's cheating. LOL

My phone IS my significant other....just ask my girlfriend.

phatmanxxl said:
My phone IS my significant other....just ask my girlfriend.
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+1 Same here. Well said
Sent from my PC36100 using XDA App

Wow, what an informative post.
You mean that the next generation of phones performs better than the previous generations?
Wow, who would expect that?!!?

I'm glad my gf isn't the needy attention type lol. Sometimes I feel bad though. I'm sure when she throws a penny in the wishing well she pictures my evo bouncing on the walls on the way down. I admit I have a problem....well sometimes.

This thread is really useless lol. My phone is just like my girlfriend.....when it get's old I upgrade.

Bigjim1488 said:
This thread is really useless lol. My phone is just like my girlfriend.....when it get's old I upgrade.
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Quote of the year!

It is ok to play with it, even run a speed test on it.
But once you root it, ...divorce.

phatmanxxl said:
My phone IS my significant other....just ask my girlfriend.
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haha. The only way I could get my wife to quit asking to play with my phone was to get her one too!

mdubs said:
haha. The only way I could get my wife to quit asking to play with my phone was to get her one too!
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Same here, but im not rooting hers though.

I think it's important not to lose sight of the primary purpose of your cell phone. For some it's voice, for others it's data capabilities. Once these priorities have been sorted out, then you should choose a carrier based on coverage of area you're in most. Finally you can start deciding on the handheld itself. Choosing a carrier based on devices they offer makes little sense. Look at at&t... in most areas (esp rurual), their coverage is crap, and even in the metro area (ie, chicago), dropped calls are still common. Of course, budget supersedes any and all of this.

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That's a fine catch!

mattykinsx said:
Wow, what an informative post.
You mean that the next generation of phones performs better than the previous generations?
Wow, who would expect that?!!?
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Yes we know. Sprint is your significant other.
- My name is HondaCop and I approve this message.

DirtyShroomz said:
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I heard rumors that theres a boat, water, and some fish in that photo, but I can't find them

Bioxoxide said:
PSA:
Guys, try not to convince yourself by convincing others our once state of the art phone is somehow better than phones that are coming out now.
Your phone is not your significant other.
If you like another phone on a different carrier, its ok! It's ok to like other sexy phones. It's only human nature. If think your phone will get jealous fret not. It is only a smartphone.
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THANK YOU! But I did play with the LG Optimus 3D and I must say... it's slloooooww compared to my EVO.

Soak test has arrived in the uk!!

>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOa7ZjxRuKM <<
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Answering a light-hearted joke with seriousness and implied offence? Lol. Maybe folk just are too used to the cold, boring world of online, where everything has to be factual, sensationalist or intellectual, or it's thrown out as "invalid" or stupid... LOL
Ahh, ya know what? I think people should lighten up and learn to have a laugh. Why are geeks SO serrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrious? Sheesh, smile - life isn't all straight-faced serious business - got to learn to have a giggle
Still unhappy? Have a look at this:
http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/why-is-everyone-on-the-internet-so-angry/

Why did you edit your reply? Don't get angry pal it was a light hearted joke back. Maybe take your own advice might be a start????

mrstabs said:
Why did you edit your reply? Don't get angry pal it was a light hearted joke back. Maybe take your own advice might be a start????
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^ accusing me of anger, whilst simultaneously posting in an overtly obvious passive-aggressive tone? Sheesh, have a cup of tea and let your cares dissolve
It takes a huge amount to anger me - I'm a very calm person, but also very passionate - don't confuse the two - one can be happy and passionately expressive, you know?
If you think replies from strangers online are going to take my contentment and peace, you're confusing me with someone who gets angry... someone else... and I can surely tell you that person isn't me. I hope I didn't make you angry, with my joking around?
Have a hugggg...
Lol.
PS: I ain't dog food...
(although admittedly, dogs are cute )

glossywhite said:
Answering a light-hearted joke with seriousness and implied offence? Lol. Maybe folk just are too used to the cold, boring world of online, where everything has to be factual, sensationalist or intellectual, or it's thrown out as "invalid" or stupid... LOL
Ahh, ya know what? I think people should lighten up and learn to have a laugh. Why are geeks SO serrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrious? Sheesh, smile - life isn't all straight-faced serious business - got to learn to have a giggle
Still unhappy? Have a look at this:
http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/why-is-everyone-on-the-internet-so-angry/
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http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troll_(Internet)
Sent from my XT1068 using XDA Free mobile app

Saylin said:
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troll_(Internet)
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You think a light hearted injection of humour is "trolling"? It never ceases to amaze me how so many people turn into simple-minded robots when they're on forums - if a situation arrives which their minds cannot compute or sense the subtlety of, they feel the need to HAVE to categorise the person who made the comment, by pidgeon-holing that person into an extremely simplistic, black or white "box"... such as calling me a "troll", because I was having a laugh.
You are just too miserable to understand humour, it would seem, like most other internet nerds who just want to talk in binary black and white, like the machines they mess about with all day long. Yeah - I am also a geek, but LIGHTEN UP - haven't you got any sense of humour AT ALL?
Autistic? I am - but I also have a laugh... maybe you guys could try it...
Would I suddenly, in an about-face of attitude, become your "friend", were I to be the first person to capture and upload the OTA for all devices? Yeah - I bet I would - that's how quickly people snap out of their name calling tantrums....
I've been here 5 years, you've been here 5 mins... I don't think you need to make people dislike you, kiddo.
(Sent from my fingers, because I don't need some app to tell everyone what I'm using)
Incredulous...

Off-topic
I don't even know why this thread has created in a device forum to begin with. This clearly has nothing to do whatsoever with this device, neither does it add anything useful to this device's forum. These kind of threads are off-topic forum material, next time, please post it there.
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