Thought you guys might get a kick out of this..NSFW..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAOtC9QfXac&feature=player_embedded
Not even close to being as funny. IMO.
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well, at least they are giving it the old "college try"!
and the reference to the Nascar app is pretty on target!
I laughed...
We'll see if "their" video makes Break . com's list.
Eh, it feel's like they were trying too hard. Didn't really hear any good benefits from their side... I may love my HTC EVO, but the things the pointed out were pretty pathetic.
I don't think they got the gist of the Evo vs iPhone video. In that video they were not making fun of the phone itself, the horrible reception issues weren't even mentioned. They were only making fun of the blind zealots who will buy anything Apple.
Total fail
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Yep, weak sauce.
liked the first one better
It's the same guy doing both videos.
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I love my EVO but come on, that was funny!!
Wait....I can't find Jimmy Johnson in the nascar app. Eff this, I'm going to return this p.o.s.!
typed on my Evo...
i couldnt even watch the whole thing. EVO owners would never be dumb enough to bring their phones into an Apple store anyways.
yeah.. im all about my phone but im not gonna deny it, that was good! sorta pissed me off about the nascar comment though cause ive never even thought about that and have to admit, that bastards right
/facepalm
this is so stupid...
Agreed, **** was pretty ****ing lame.
Appears it is indeed from the same dude, but less funny ... ?
I hate Nascar though ... thus I hate the Nascar ish I have on my phone ... I need to root to specifically remove this single bit of evilness.
Less funny, yeah. He's apparently just commenting on moronic customers he has to deal with at his job. But I really liked the brain dead iPhone fanboy.
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Come on...the nascar stuff is gold. This stuff is good.
hah well if the Nascar quality is decent...then what the hell at least.
so he is poking fun at both ... how is the 1 funnier than the other? ill admit the nascar and 4g ish made me laugh. only because I keep getting people saying "dude you pay for 4g and you don't even get it!" first off, 10 bones aside (for whatever) and 4g bleeds into the burbs here and easily outweighs any individuals phone connection I come across. considering I get, what I assume, is weak 4G but still enough to show. its funny. but I get it so it can be funny.
its all funny, in a way ... but most of the funny comes from the first
Related
If you guys havent laughed hard in awhile, this should do it!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FL7yD-0pqZg&feature=player_embedded
That was ****ing hilarious!
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That was too awesome!
Yet strangely saddening because there really are idiots like that out there.
Haha! That was hilarious! There are so many Apple annoys just like this
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LOLOLOLOLOLOL...that was the funniest s**t I have seen in a long time.
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its 3g and got the wifis lol
This one too...
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djteotancolis posted it in the main off-topic section
*edit- I just noticed kykiskly posted it here too..
Hysterical...I just shared this on my facebook...and listed all the tools that raved about their iPhone 4s....
OMG I absolutely laughed my a$$ off, that was great!!!!!
That is great I love this sh*t. I know so many people just like that its so sad.
Sadly, this is probably the truth with a lot of people.
LOL Very funny. Great post!
i've watched it about 5 times, and cant stop laughing!
WTF, I got a defective EVO... Mine doesnt print money! Anyone else having this problem?
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WTF, I got a defective EVO... Mine doesnt print money! Anyone else having this problem?
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Mine didn't build me an island and fly me to it! Class action suit anyone?! Damned HTC giving us different quality parts on different phones!
Haha just kidding. I must sound like a lot of those screen idiots.
freakin halarious......loved it
This is exactly what apple fanbois are like. Trying to convice me that my features that they don't have ate handicaps like video chat over cellular and removable battery. And the limitations of the iPhone 4 are features like the lack of customization and crippled multi tasking. Urgh you can't have a rationale discussion with those people.
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This was soooo funny I had to post it on my blog. My friend watched that n came up with the term iDrone (don't know if anyones said that before) "It has an App that will build you an island and then it ****ing transforms into a jet and flies you there."
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This is exactly what apple fanbois are like. Trying to convice me that my features that they don't have ate handicaps like video chat over cellular and removable battery. And the limitations of the iPhone 4 are features like the lack of customization and crippled multi tasking. Urgh you can't have a rationale discussion with those people.
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I know what you mean. I ended up returning up my Evo yesterday, after going back to ATT and iPhone 4. I really liked the hardware of the Evo, I really love android, but Sprint near me is just a joke. I was getting awful 3G speed, and when the phone would hold onto 4G, which was very rare, the speeds werent too great. I really miss the Evo, and if the phone had a good network to support it, and some of the bugs were cleaned up, I really believe it'd be a better phone than my iPhone4. That said, the iPhone just works, and I can see why a lot of people are attracted to that.
can't say it was very funny.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPktfRx2fgc
Master Chief!!
Thankfully Samsung is handling this ad and not Sprint. Not as good as the Vibrant ad (Avatar helped) but it will certainly garner attention that's desperately needed.
That commercial is awesome, it makes me want the Epic and Halo: Reach more. Both are gonna be Epic!
I think the commercial was stupid, but not any worse than other phone commercials.
Starts out with intense Halo action cut scene, *but wait* its actually video thats being played on a cellphone!
Don't really say anything about the phone itself other than the s.amoled screen. Nothing mysterious like the Verizon Droid commercials that leaves a lingering sense of curiosity.
More like they are saying "look at this awesome game coming out, now look at this awesome phone!"
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I think the commercial was stupid, but not any worse than other phone commercials.
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I agree. I thought the commercial was kinda dumb and I doubt anyone will buy the phone based on that.
Looking back ... Samsung/ Sprint let this phone get steam rolled by the Evo ....
just wasn't right .... then i think we all remember the whole Froyo wait they promised it a month after release but ended up taking a few months well.... then we said "oo they took so long with Froyo ... they're sure to release GB soon" ... Lol look where are we now -_-
Samsung's motto should be "Same **** different day"
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Try this.
LOL ... cool commercial , I had not seen that before ...... maybe they gonna use a Transformers clip for the Prime ?
The announcement will be that the Steelers won the Superbowl
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Sure...
I spoke to sprint advanced tech support and he hinted that it would be a Sprint iPhone, though he admitted he would not put money down on that.
It will NOT be a Sprint iPhone. if it is I will cancel my service with them immediately for two reasons.
1. An IPhone for Sprint = not an industry first (people aren't seeming to grasp this one, though its not necessarily your prediction just what a rep said)
2. The iPhone 4 is already a device that is on the brink of obsolete. In a world where dual cores and 4g are becoming standard, the people buying iPhone for Verizon are asking to get left behind. If Sprint, who has been doing a great job of staying ahead of the game, decides that taking two steps back and calling it an "industry first" is a wise new game plan, I may as well throw in the towel.
Remember, a vast majority of sales reps, really don't know what they are even talking about.
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It will NOT be a Sprint iPhone. if it is I will cancel my service with them immediately for two reasons.
1. An IPhone for Sprint = not an industry first (people aren't seeming to grasp this one, though its not necessarily your prediction just what a rep said)
2. The iPhone 4 is already a device that is on the brink of obsolete. In a world where dual cores and 4g are becoming standard, the people buying iPhone for Verizon are asking to get left behind. If Sprint, who has been doing a great job of staying ahead of the game, decides that taking two steps back and calling it an "industry first" is a wise new game plan, I may as well throw in the towel.
Remember, a vast majority of sales reps, really don't know what they are even talking about.
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Sounds like great reasons to cancel your service.
doesn't Google have an announcement just days prior to the Sprint announcement??
http://www.engadget.com/2011/01/28/google-announces-android-event-for-february-2nd/
Well I guess nobody here watches football
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It will NOT be a Sprint iPhone. if it is I will cancel my service with them immediately for two reasons.
1. An IPhone for Sprint = not an industry first (people aren't seeming to grasp this one, though its not necessarily your prediction just what a rep said)
2. The iPhone 4 is already a device that is on the brink of obsolete. In a world where dual cores and 4g are becoming standard, the people buying iPhone for Verizon are asking to get left behind. If Sprint, who has been doing a great job of staying ahead of the game, decides that taking two steps back and calling it an "industry first" is a wise new game plan, I may as well throw in the towel.
Remember, a vast majority of sales reps, really don't know what they are even talking about.
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Wouldn't it make more sense to just not buy the iphone if it was on Sprint than to cancel your service?
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May have been slight exaggeration... but, innovation and making that tiny effort to stay ahead is the main reason I go with sprint. The fact being that the company has been doing a great job leading the game without being the biggest in sales or subscribers would make all this fuss over an obsolete phone, instead of putting that money to better uses, would definitely make me question if I should go to Verizon or ATT for their soon to be superior phones (atrix, bionic, thunderbolt) if that makes sense.
It would be a huge letdown to me if all this hubbub was over a phone two other carriers have.
I really don't think the announcement is going to be the Iphone. I doubt Sprint will even get Iphone on there service until the Iphone 5 is out with 4G and a dual core. Anyway this thread was meant to be a joke. See, the OP said that Sprint's big announcement will be that the Steelers won the Super Bowl, which would not be making the impossible, possible. I hope the Packers win just because they beat my Eagles and the Eagles actually should have won since they lost by 5 and the Pro Bowl field goal kicker missed 2 FG which would have been 6 points and the win. I guess I could take a little more pride in losing by so little to the eventual SB champs.
I highly doubt Sprint is going to spend the money to get the Iphone on their service. Just Google how much Verizon will spend on Iphone. If Sprint does just expect some serious rate hikes on your next plan.
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Well I guess nobody here watches football
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Lol. Hate the Steelers, but don't really care about the Packers either. Should be good though.
The thread was a joke... and I got myself a chuckle from it haha. Mostly because steelers=black and yellow, sprint = black and yellow, and.my music player = wiz khalifa "black and yellow" all in one glorious moment of things adding up just right haha.
My posts are simply at my infernal irritation at people desperately clinging to hope that its an iPhone (which I admit to being a very biased, avid iPhone hater), and the relentless "My sales rep said...." comments. Odds are, if anyone in the public REALLY knew? EVERYONE in the public would know. It's called a leak champ. haha.
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The thread was a joke... and I got myself a chuckle from it haha. Mostly because steelers=black and yellow, sprint = black and yellow, and.my music player = wiz khalifa "black and yellow" all in one glorious moment of things adding up just right haha.
My posts are simply at my infernal irritation at people desperately clinging to hope that its an iPhone (which I admit to being a very biased, avid iPhone hater), and the relentless "My sales rep said...." comments. Odds are, if anyone in the public REALLY knew? EVERYONE in the public would know. It's called a leak champ. haha.
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I have no idea why that song is constantly stuck in my head along with Roscoe Dash No Hands
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Hahaha I JUST heard that song too... dang.
I dunno man. Its catchy. Ten bucks says we hear it on the superbowl cast. It's too easy to sell haha.
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Hahaha I JUST heard that song too... dang.
I dunno man. Its catchy. Ten bucks says we hear it on the superbowl cast. It's too easy to sell haha.
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Im not betting, that's a for sure loss
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Oh I dont think thats true...I heard the news is Green Bay is going to win.
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I really don't think the announcement is going to be the Iphone. I doubt Sprint will even get Iphone on there service until the Iphone 5 is out with 4G and a dual core. Anyway this thread was meant to be a joke. See, the OP said that Sprint's big announcement will be that the Steelers won the Super Bowl, which would not be making the impossible, possible. I hope the Packers win just because they beat my Eagles and the Eagles actually should have won since they lost by 5 and the Pro Bowl field goal kicker missed 2 FG which would have been 6 points and the win. I guess I could take a little more pride in losing by so little to the eventual SB champs.
I highly doubt Sprint is going to spend the money to get the Iphone on their service. Just Google how much Verizon will spend on Iphone. If Sprint does just expect some serious rate hikes on your next plan.
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Akers hah. My Bucs almost made it but since they were knocked off I wanted Vick to take it. I would have loved it. An unpaid undrafted QB wins the Superbowl. Next year is Bucs year baby!
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Lol this kind of turned into a speculation thread lol
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You got it wrong, Packers are going to win. Gotta love my home team!
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doesn't Google have an announcement just days prior to the Sprint announcement??
http://www.engadget.com/2011/01/28/google-announces-android-event-for-february-2nd/
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First cdma google phone? That google event just happens to be at the same time apple is having a press conference lol
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I'll be watching the Steelers win
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Akers hah. My Bucs almost made it but since they were knocked off I wanted Vick to take it. I would have loved it. An unpaid undrafted QB wins the Superbowl. Next year is Bucs year baby!
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hell yeah brotha, nice that tampa has a real quaterback to grow around
reminds of big ben actually
pulling your brand spanking new Xoom out in the wild. Such as on the bus or train or in the middle of the street. I dunno i always get that kind of apprehensive feeling using my new toys in public especially when they are brand new to everyone. People look at you like a pretentious pr!ck and engage in commentary amongst themselves. I know i shouldn't even be thinking otherwise. But im tired of feeling like i have to spare other people my toy joy simply because they cant afford some of the things i can. I work damn hard for my money and should be able to enjoy it without hearing curt comments from some jerk who's busy minding my business.
anyone else feel this way?
Of the things that would embarrass me to pull out in public, a tablet isn't one of them.
I hate the question "Is that an iPad?" or "Oh, it's just like an iPad."
No it's not it's better!
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That was funny!
To the OP, don't feel embarrassed. Those people are probably just confused and talking amongst themselves as to why you have an ipad2
Lol i whip my Xoom out everywhere.i love it!
OP I was thinking about this today, and have thought about it before. I kinda feel like a **** when I pull out my brand new phone or laptop thats far more expensive than the people around me. I get the feeling people are just thinking I'm trying to show off lol.
I'm a college student and I'm pretty sure people would just think I'm trying to flaunt money if I pulled out a brand new Xoom and just started browsing between classes, while the people around me text on their feature phones lol. I'm not worried per se, just kinda been thinking about it.
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And yes, thats a good one lol.
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I hate the question "Is that an iPad?" or "Oh, it's just like an iPad."
No it's not it's better!
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I've been hearing that at work atleast once a day since Thursday that's the only time I feel bothered
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I hate the question "Is that an iPad?" or "Oh, it's just like an iPad."
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I got this when I first bought my Evo 4G on launch day. "Oh, is that an iPhone?". I just wanna be like "If you're so retarded that you don't know the difference between this and the iPhone, you're not smart enough to use this device." I feel like I'd do something similar for the Xoom lol.
For some reason I'm more annoyed when people call my Nexus One a "Droid" then if they ask if its an iPhone.
I know what you're saying. I'm the same way, just aware of the ways people perceive things. Definitely doesn't stop me from whipping this bad boy out. And then taking out my Xoom.
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Lol i whip my Xoom out everywhere.i love it!
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I know what you're saying. I'm the same way, just aware of the ways people perceive things. Definitely doesn't stop me from whipping this bad boy out. And then taking out my Xoom.
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Cmon, no one has made a joke about how mine is 10.1" yet?
I understand what you mean.
However, the "Is that an iPad" comments get to me far more.
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I was in the airport earlier today and felt this to a T! I felt like such a douche... I know it's dumb to feel that way, but yeah, I definitely felt awkward like some kid pulling up in his Dad's new Porsche.
yeah, i had same exact feelings after purchasing iPad1 on launch day.
A LOT of looks, and chattering amongst themselves about it.
- some negative, some positive
I can't even count how many times I've been asked "is that an ipad"?" "What's a xoom?" "Is that like an ipad?" I've given up explaining it lol.
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Lol I'm just glad I'm not the only one. So far I'm running about a 50% douche ratio. Half the times I've had my Xoom with me on the train I chose to pull it out and play with it unabashedly. Don't ask me why but it just bothers me when people assume I'm being a **** and showing off when I'm not. I bought the damn thing specifically for this purpose. Mobile entertainment.
Buts its kinda diff in a NYC subway, kind of polarized. If you're not from or never been. A NYC subway car is a melting pot of technology and status. The poorest homeless man to the Mayor of NY(richest man in NY) take the train.
The only major variable is mobile tech because it sometimes surprising to see who owns what kind of gadget. Such as in my instance I'm self employed(no dress code) so while the business exec on one side of me has his iPhone 4 and the housewife on my other has a flipphone. Here comes little old me looking like some unshaved college student who's mom hasn't gotten around to doing his laundry pulls out the most advanced piece of tech to hit the market(this week lol) its a lot of pressure because its a literal "whose is bigger" contest where the only outcome is scepticism because there's no way this lowly member of the unwashed masses is packing like that. Lol
i feel a little akward. It is 10 inches! Seriously though my town is pretty behind the times so I have yet to see any tablets anywhere public outside of starbucks even ipads! . Getting a case helps makes it feel more like just a little notebook when I am carrying it.
It will pass and someday we will find it hard to imagine everyone didn't have one.
What's weird to me is the assumption that other people can't afford it...lol. However, I do know what you mean about taking out expensive gadgets. I was flying to Vegas the day after the ipad launched and had to answer a million and one questions on the flight there and back. I like to be left alone while I play.
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Like the I pad people are more amused than not in my case.
I love my Xoom. If a software fix can bring Video Encoding to par I'm a happy camper.
"Is that an iPad?" No, an iPad is a giant iphone, this is what an iPad should have been if Jobs didn't have his arrogant head up his own ass.
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I was at the mall and walked into the at&t store and I started.playing with the atrix. Not impressed at all. Of course it being at&t The download speeds on speedtest.net were awful. I got like 150kbs down. My smartbench 2010 score was 1256. I can't remember what the games Index was. My epic honestly felt just as fast and smooth as that dual core. I know android isn't really able to take advantage of dual cores yet but it just made me appreciate my epic a little more. I also definitely wouldn't get it cause its locked down way to much with the bootloader so very small chance of custom kernels. Any one else been able to okay with it? Thanks for reading my post.
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Atrix 4G Speeds Reported Slower Than 3G
http://www.pcworld.com/businesscenter/article/222046/atrix_4g_speeds_reported_slower_than_3g.html
With the dock its a nice phone, but I would have never invested so much in a locked boot loader and encryption to boot! Many developers aren't going to invest much if any time in the phone due to the amount of work it will take to get CM7/ etc working for it. My good friend has it, and though it runs rather nicely and the dock is pretty cool, I think they really crippled it with the lock out abilities.
Yes you are right. The.****.is very nice. I would jump on the phone if the bootloader wasn't locked. I honestly just thought it was going to be better than what it was. The damn salesperson kept.bothering me when.I was playing with.it. he kept saying isn't that such a nice phone. Finally I said no its not mine is better and I'm just bored. He finally let me alone.
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Lmao, I think you mean the Dock is nice
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Lmao, I think you mean the Dock is nice
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LOL - so many ways to reply to that one...
<insert "muscle" joke here>
That's what she said, that's what she said. Lol
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Oh damn. I definately should have proof read that one. You guys have sick minds. LOL!!!
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Hahahah dirty minds!!? You clearly said **** ewww hehhe
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Oh damn. I definately should have proof read that one. You guys have sick minds. LOL!!!
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Once I saw this phone, I was thinking THAT was how M$ could get back in the game.
If they could put out a Windows phone that ran something like Windows 7, and connected like the Atrix does making it a laptop, that would be a big deal, and provide a really great platform, almost to the point of replacing laptops and desktops for home use.
Sadly, I doubt M$ could get it done.
As nice as the concept is, having a laptop setup does little good, if you cant run your desktop apps.
While I use my phone for most stuff now, I still am tied to my laptop for things like advanced picture and video editing.
It would be nice if it didn't dangle off the back either... If the phone slid into place where the touch pad should be that would be a nice and clean solution
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Once I saw this phone, I was thinking THAT was how M$ could get back in the game.
If they could put out a Windows phone that ran something like Windows 7, and connected like the Atrix does making it a laptop, that would be a big deal, and provide a really great platform, almost to the point of replacing laptops and desktops for home use.
Sadly, I doubt M$ could get it done.
As nice as the concept is, having a laptop setup does little good, if you cant run your desktop apps.
While I use my phone for most stuff now, I still am tied to my laptop for things like advanced picture and video editing.
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I figured anyone with even the least bit of mental development would've had their skeptic alarm go off at the sight of all the Atrix hype. The more people talk about a gadget, the less the gadget speaks for itself. At least, that sure has been history's lesson.
In fact, the surface is never the reality anymore. Dual core has never meant double performance, free services doesn't change the fact that we're Google's product and retailers buying ads are Google's customers, revolutionary doesn't mean Apple actually built their own hardware, and saying M$ has never made anybody cool. ;p
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Yes you are right. The.****.is very nice. I would jump on the phone if the bootloader wasn't locked. I honestly just thought it was going to be better than what it was. The damn salesperson kept.bothering me when.I was playing with.it. he kept saying isn't that such a nice phone. Finally I said no its not mine is better and I'm just bored. He finally let me alone.
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This post should go on : http://damnyouautocorrect.com/
Lol, u said that **** is very nice then u said u would jump on, LMFAO!!!
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Lol, u said that **** is very nice then u said u would jump on, LMFAO!!!
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Not to mention that he said he thought it would be better than what it was, that the sales person kept bothering him when he played with "it", and the fact that his is better and he is just bored...
So on topic.. is there even a topic?
Lmao @ nice ****. Classic post right there
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Do I have permission to post this on damnuautocorrect.com @musclehead? Already got a screenshot
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Mildly related: I walked into Costco and the carnival guys working the Verizon kiosk called me over to look at the new Moto Xoom. He went into his spiel about how great Honeycomb is and everything. I asked him if it was rooted and he said, "What's that?" "Newbie," I thought to myself. He let me play with it and I decided to download Quadrant to see what it would pull. He asked me what Quadrant was. I told him it was a benchmarking tool (but secretly I'm thinking, "You're a tool!"). So I run Quadrant and the Xoom with its Tegra2 gets 1800. I'm like WTF? So I pulled out my Epic Bonsai monster and cranked SetCPU to 1200/1200 and ran Quadrant. He looked at my Epic wide-eyed as I showed him the 2450 on my screen. I walked away feeling a little smug.
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Except the 2450 was an artificially inflated score and quadrant isn't optimized for honeycomb.
Yeah I did say that I jumped on it and the salesperson kept coming over. I hate autocorrect. I'm definitely proof reading from now on.
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You meant what you said^ lol don't lie.
EDIT. musclehead could go 2 ways as well, maybe a subliminal message? =P