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amen lol

da dum chhhh.
haha like it
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We all need to shun this user

I don't like saying this but because of 1 user this board has gone downhill. I think that most of you know who I mean but for those of you who don't let me be very clear.
WE NEED TO SHUN __s. That is 2 underscores and a lowercase s.
This parasite has done great damage if you add him to your ignore list he will just go away. I have to thank Kyphur for the idea.
Kirby
who is it??
mikey411 said:
who is it??
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Reread my post I clarified things. I will never mentions this persons name again.
lol kirby has a hard on for this kid! lol just playin. yea ferk this kid
jacob-mda said:
lol kirby has a hard on for this kid! lol just playin. yea ferk this kid
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Well ya...he f'ed up the whole thing. All I wanted to do was test the new software as strange as it may sound it is one of the ways i have fun (lord knows it drives my wife crazy).
Kirby

Where's the damage update?

I thought it was supposed to be last night, or at least that was the rumor...
What is taking so long, the Sprint leak is out and the Droid was updated!
Warning: This was posted in sarcasm.
Warning: youre not even funny.
my turtle will smite you down so fast u will want ur mamma to save u then mr.shiny will eat her for a good supply of calcium
pipskicks said:
I thought it was supposed to be last night, or at least that was the rumor...
What is taking so long, the Sprint leak is out and the Droid was updated!
Warning: This was posted in sarcasm.
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Dude. Seriously. I almost set the electronic weevils on you.
cali50ex said:
my turtle will smite you down so fast u will want ur mamma to save u then mr.shiny will eat her for a good supply of calcium
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If your turtle smited the annoying update posters then there wouldn't be so many!!
What if I posted a fake screen shot of a gtalk message releasing the update at 12 pm EST then would my post be ok?
What a chub huffer
cali50ex said:
my turtle will smite you down so fast u will want ur mamma to save u then mr.shiny will eat her for a good supply of calcium
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lol why do you talk as the feds are watching what your saying on a dev forum?
tejasrichard said:
Dude. Seriously. I almost set the electronic weevils on you.
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Those darn electronic weevils. Nifty little creatures, they are.
Your going to make dude want to quit this ****
pipskicks said:
I thought it was supposed to be last night, or at least that was the rumor...
What is taking so long, the Sprint leak is out and the Droid was updated!
Warning: This was posted in sarcasm.
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What's taking so long is that the devs here do this for free. They have a life, responsibilities and jobs. Wait patiently. If its taking longer than expected its because and awesome rom is coming. If you can't wait then download the official update from Sprint.
Ah, the last sentence was posted in sarcasm too.
4SidedDie said:
Your going to make dude want to quit this ****
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No because I was posting as a joke because every time someone is waiting for an update they complain. Obviously I'm not complaining, that was why this time I put in the sarcasm warning because I know it's lost through text. So yeah, I hope dude sees this and laughs because we are waiting for him, but we wouldn't complain, because like it's been said a million times, they are working for free.
Personally, I'm just sort of excited to see what tweaks show up, this ROM is functional enough for me by a lot, I am just curious to see what is going to be done. I'm still having fun with new themes, to be honest, ROMs have been changing/updating so fast it's getting real hard to keep up.
charizard go!
I'm so high on crystal meph mhmm
Turtle soup anyone?
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ROMs have been changing/updating so fast it's getting real hard to keep up.
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x2... thanks damage!
patience daniele son!
what is this i don't even
Technically, this post was created to truly mean what he was saying, just didnt want to come across harsh so he added the sarcasm warning.
Guy: "I want to have sex with you."
Girl: "What??"
Guy: "No, that was sarcasm. I don't even like sex."
Come on, really????
kbizzle said:
Technically, this post was created to truly mean what he was saying, just didnt want to come across harsh so he added the sarcasm warning.
Guy: "I want to have sex with you."
Girl: "What??"
Guy: "No, that was sarcasm. I don't even like sex."
Come on, really????
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You have to be a bigger dork than the guys in Big Bang Theory to compare sex to a ROM update....REALLY??
I mean I admitted to being excited if you didn't read it. Being excited about an update versus complaining about an update is very different. I don't deny WANTING an update, read it again.
Go off on me and talk smack, but just don't try and make this into a complaint against devs because they give enough and don't deserve to take crap.
flips and toast must have been busy last night lol
ok guys, closing down the thread.. when the update is released it will be posted.. Keep the flaming down please.

[Nevermind]

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heathmcabee said:
Within a month you will be back here posting as usual. Whether or not you are with the same name or not, I cannot say, but I can almost guar·an·tee it. It is your destiny.. young root - er
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"The greatness of a man is not in how much wealth he acquires, but in his integrity and his ability to affect those around him positively"- Bob Marley
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This is relevant to the Epic how?
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Atlienzz said:
This is relevant to the Epic how?
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Not...helping. lol.
'People know me...I'm kind of a big deal.'
Couldn't help it.
excuse the asses. I will be PM'ing you sir. =)
Nvm 10char.
Sorry, it just sounded like somebody was butt-hurt...
Don't let the interwebz get to you.
Nvm 10char.
zanderman112 said:
Its ok. I couldn't think of a way to word that without sounding "mightier than thou"
[sig]Typed by restless thumbs, that are too tired to help hold my bacon sammiches[sig]
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I'm hoping you've seen the movie "Anchorman" or you prolly think I'm a huge **** right about now
So...when will this lurking begin?
Nvm 10char.
Nvm 10char.
zanderman112 said:
No, i havent but its ok. I could tell it was sarcasm
[sig]Typed by restless thumbs, that are too tired to help hold my bacon sammiches[sig]
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Oh man...Will Ferrell movies are usually hit or miss, but that one is, without question, HIT. I'm having a hard time not laughing thinking about some scenes from that movie.
And I'm glad you picked up on the sarcasm .
I'm sure we didn't need another one of these threads. But ok
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zanderman112 said:
What do you mean by "these threads?" I cant just hijack some other thread to post it. You didnt even need to post in it if you didnt like it
[sig]Typed by restless thumbs, that are too tired to help hold my bacon sammiches[sig]
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You know what kind. The beige kind. Always being all...well, beige and stuff. You know it's funny, green threads post like this....and beige threads post all like >>>>>>>> this.
/lame jokes my specialty
I have many leatherbound books, and my apartment smells of rich mahogony
zanderman112 said:
What do you mean by "these threads?" I cant just hijack some other thread to post it. You didnt even need to post in it if you didnt like it
[sig]Typed by restless thumbs, that are too tired to help hold my bacon sammiches[sig]
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By "these threads". I mean you aren't the first person to do this kind of thread here in the Epic forums in the last 6 months. Been lots of them, just not lately.
one person doesn't like your sig and you're out?
quitter =P

I'm kinda... "banned"

Ok.... Don't laugh... This is really hard for me...
I got a (really) bad grade on my mid-terms... So my parents kinda "banned" me from using ANY electronic thing (TV, PC, DZ, Xbox)... So i'm not gonna have some activity around hhere for a while... Please don't laugh...
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Sucks.
Did the amount of time spent on XDA and/or fiddling with your phone contribute to your poor grades, or other factors?
xda takes a lot of time out of my studying too xD, it really does haha.
Riro Zizo said:
So my parents kinda "banned" me from using ANY electronic thing (TV, PC, DZ, Xbox)...
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That's pretty harsh to include your DZ too. Aren't they going a bit over the top including the DZ? How are your friends gonna contact you?
ok... who are you, and why should we care? lol...
benjamminzIS said:
ok... who are you, and why should we care? lol...
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He/she is a member of this awesome community, and that is why we should care! Don't be rude.
Sucks to hear about the midterms, mate. I still remember this feeling, even though years outside of my parent's jurisdiction. Do better on your finals, balance it all out, and all will be well!
School isn't always fun, but I suppose it exists for some reason!
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ok... who are you, and why should we care? lol...
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Riro zizo created this post http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1376496 which is quite useful.
Well, i spent some time on xda... But that didn't affect my grades, because i study well... And there is no way for me to contact anyone now
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Riro Zizo said:
Ok.... Don't laugh... This is really hard for me...
I got a (really) bad grade on my mid-terms... So my parents kinda "banned" me from using ANY electronic thing (TV, PC, DZ, Xbox)... So i'm not gonna have some activity around hhere for a while... Please don't laugh...
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lol! You're grounded! No posting either or I'm telling your parents! Seriously though, I wish my parents had been tougher on me so I wouldn't have wasted so much time when I was in my twenties. You might hate them now for it... but you'll thank them later.
benjamminzIS said:
ok... who are you, and why should we care? lol...
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hahahhaha! That was really rubbing it in!
sino8r said:
I wish my parents had been tougher on me so I wouldn't have wasted so much time when I was in my twenties. You might hate them now for it... but you'll thank them later.
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truer words were never spoken...
well now, my activity here will be much... MUCH slower... kinda sad when i stopped knowing what ROM has been updated... i see lots of new ICS ROMs here.... i really want to try them.... but i can't ;(
magic_android said:
Riro zizo created this post http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1376496 which is quite useful.
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captainreynolds said:
He/she is a member of this awesome community, and that is why we should care! Don't be rude.
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...mmm hmmm...
sino8r said:
hahahhaha! That was really rubbing it in!
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thanks for not taking every single little thing on the internet so effing serious, like the two above... lol... while I'm being sarcastic, **** the mods, they're all a bunch of lazy narcissists that do nothing but sit around with their thumbs up their bums... haha
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...mmm hmmm...
thanks for not taking every single little thing on the internet so effing serious, like the two above... lol... while I'm being sarcastic, **** the mods, they're all a bunch of lazy narcissists that do nothing but sit around with their thumbs up their bums... haha
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Huh... Well i didn't say anything...
but its good to know that there is a good community with users that are caring to each other
Thanks guys!
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hahah,me too.
God bless you

Did I miss something?

Man, take a break for a while and what the HECK did I miss? What's goin on round here? Teams, colliding, combining, threads closed all over the place. It's like the troll/kang apocalypse happened while I out. Some one fill me in.
Well, my minions got into a scuffle after I told them to calm their tits, it even made it to twitter and facebook, words were said, feelings were hurt, privileges revoked, threads highjacked, the whole shibang. Most of the storm has passed and we are keeping everyone under close watch.
Besides the point, how've you been Jamie? Got your situations all sorted out hopefully? Glad to have ya back bro.
death-by-soap said:
Well, my minions got into a scuffle after I told them to calm their tits, it even made it to twitter and facebook, words were said, feelings were hurt, privileges revoked, threads highjacked, the whole shibang. Most of the storm has passed and we are keeping everyone under close watch.
Besides the point, how've you been Jamie? Got your situations all sorted out hopefully? Glad to have ya back bro.
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Hmm, seems like people get their ego's all tied up in this stuff. Too bad. I'm still kickin, alive and well I suppose, cant ask for much more than that.
Welcome back brotha. Damn nice to c u back. U ready to rock and roll again. Don't worry bout the drama...I'm still watching threads as are senior mods.
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jamieg71 said:
Man, take a break for a while and what the HECK did I miss? What's goin on round here? Teams, colliding, combining, threads closed all over the place. It's like the troll/kang apocalypse happened while I out. Some one fill me in.
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It was quite a show watching everything from the sidelines on here and twitter. Better than a soap opera or WWE which is like a man soap opera.
Glad to see you're back, Jamie.
Sent using my HTC EVO 4G & a magic wand
PlatinumPenguin said:
It was quite a show watching everything from the sidelines on here and twitter. Better than a soap opera or WWE which is like a man soap opera.
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Every time you say soap, it throws me off. lol
Papa Smurf151 said:
Welcome back brotha. Damn nice to c u back. U ready to rock and roll again. Don't worry bout the drama...I'm still watching threads as are senior mods.
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Thanks brutha! And yeah, I'm ready, time will tell with the rockin' part. Lol
Never worried about the drama, tired of it for real. We've been going through some real life drama here at home. It makes all of this crap here look pretty trivial. Be nice if people figured out this ain't Springer it's XDA.
I hear you got some cool stuff coming for SmurfMod, sounds like I might need me some ketchup....
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jamieg71 said:
Thanks brutha! And yeah, I'm ready, time will tell with the rockin' part. Lol
Never worried about the drama, tired of it for real. We've been going through some real life drama here at home. It makes all of this crap here look pretty trivial. Be nice if people figured out this ain't Springer it's XDA.
I hear you got some cool stuff coming for SmurfMod, sounds like I might need me some ketchup....
Sent from my EVO using Tapatalk 2
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Hit me on talk to get an inside scoop. And yeah I don't know why everyone continues to cause issues. Just makes me have to spend my time cleaning house rather than work on my deving
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