Hello again its my second new topic this morning, Go me!
I was just wondering if any of you devs could make me another completely useless programe? What i want is for my phone to vibrate and play the pzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz noise you get when youuse an electric razor so i can sneak up on my mates an run it up the back of their heads an hopefully fool them into thinking ive chopped a big notch of hair off!
Thanks
mightycaz said:
Hello again its my second new topic this morning, Go me!
I was just wondering if any of you devs could make me another completely useless programe? What i want is for my phone to vibrate and play the pzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz noise you get when youuse an electric razor so i can sneak up on my mates an run it up the back of their heads an hopefully fool them into thinking ive chopped a big notch of hair off!
Thanks
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LOL thats kinda gay, just use a real electric razor
Yeah last time i shaved my mates head when he was asleep i ended up with a chipped tooth from a right hook!we made up an had a smoke about 2 mins later when he saw the funny side tho.
How bout just playing an mp3 file ? Or is that too complicated ?
here is one mp3, Enjoy !!
MightyCaz is right. A program with a vibration would be so much better.
great idea...
when your mate will here and feel it, next thing will be your 500$ diamond smashed on the ground after a quick hook.
Thats why i pay £5 a month for phone insurance.
Yes very good and funny idea !!
It certainly is worth the fun. And if hes not willing to pay call the cops
Nobody still wants to make this???
mightycaz said:
Nobody still wants to make this???
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mortscript can make any ppc vibrate and play mp3
I've made it, but this is just alpha version with huge wav file so try it and let me know if it works for you...
It works perfectly, thank you very much only problem is the icon for the program is just an image of the defaut windows program jobby.
THANKS!!!!
ph0nic said:
I've made it, but this is just alpha version with huge wav file so try it and let me know if it works for you...
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Can't believe you beat me to it
Well, might as well post it. Thread up soon.
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After a month of chewing my nails to bloody stumps.
Finally.
It arrived.
No! Wait! THEY arrived.
Yes, they are back in stock at o2. They were so grateful for my custom them sent me .. two XDA Execs.
W00t.
Well for now.
Courier was laughing his ass off anyway ..
Said, 'happy christmas!'.
Hehe.
Well anyway this one is new. Shiny, smells of new cars. Screen is NOT as blurry and washed out as other one was. So thats a definate indication I didnt get a new one before ..
Anyway now I am going to get it home and strip the nuts off it.
Started by booting into corporate mode.
Now I need to get some nice software to customize the today screen and hack on the ext rom a bit now Buzz has cracked it.
Damn feel good!
gubbs said:
.... They were so grateful for my custom them sent me .. two XDA Execs....
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Did you ask o2 for "Stereo Phones"? Now you can make yourself look a right berk by holding a brick up to both ears! ROFL
PS: Sorry I couldn't get the Emoticons to work, but meant the above as a joke!
is it possible?
http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/342731/ee545328/beste_iphone_app.html
link
Someone, Anyone
Someone has got to make this lol
ROFL, that is the funniest thing I've seen in a while.
Technology put to good use!
lmao that gave me a good laugh ^^
gotta admit its fun to have
nice to see what is possible also on the diamond
Me likey! I anxiously await for this app to be ported..
where can we get this for the diamond?
i kept on laughing from start till the end of the video, it's fun though LOL
what a great app. Someones got to make this
give it to me
it probably wont work that well with the diamond !
come on!let's somebody do this app. It's so funny and cool.Maybe it isn't so hard for programming.But let's be HQ ,not "square" boobs :-d
Civilization has come such a long way since the pen with the disappearing dress when you tilt it.
I feel proud.
lol might as well port iSteamy for us too!
that apps been out there since the december jailbreak iphone came out i remember that was like the only 1 of 3 apps that use the motion sensor..times have changed..
lol
very funny - I need it but without clothes
matt_jackson said:
very funny - I need it but without clothes
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Yeah hahaha
Nice app!!!
Great
Thatas hella funny!
Wow... I have no idea what I would do if i walked by someone playing with I-Boobs on their phone... I would probably fall over laughing.
LMAO.... Ok the Dev for this app clearly needs a girl Friend. But graphics wise, great wrok .
i dont know about u guys..
but whenever a chick sees me using X1 ..they just come up to me and wanna have a look...when i show them 3D fish panel..its just a chick magnet.
maybe its the price tag or the premium image associated with it...but man..its one phone that can get u nearly laid.
also
i asked one girl who was having look at x1 ..'dont u like iphone' ..she said 'iphone sucks...its a pain to type on it' .
have u guys experienced the attention X1 gets u ?
Thats true, hahaha.
Its quite a status symbol, haven't tried to use the fish as a chick magnet though
come fishy fishy
so far i just had a ugly taxi driver and some ugly waitress in an cafe' .
ill try it tonight, pull it out more often and try to look busy while there are chicks near me ...
Lol...it's like a sliding b**ch magnet!
achmed20 said:
come fishy fishy
so far i just had a ugly taxi driver and some ugly waitress in an cafe' .
ill try it tonight, pull it out more often and try to look busy while there are chicks near me ...
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remember to hold her finger and teach her how to feed the fish
it works like charms.
then she ll call her other friends to checkout this 'cool stuff'..and soon u ll be the guy with chicks around.
Nocturnal310 said:
remember to hold her finger and teach her how to feed the fish
it works like charms.
then she ll call her other friends to checkout this 'cool stuff'..and soon u ll be the guy with chicks around.
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Haha the Fish rules
will try the finger tip tonight
Nocturnal310 said:
i dont know about u guys..
but whenever a chick sees me using X1 ..they just come up to me and wanna have a look...when i show them 3D fish panel..its just a chick magnet.
maybe its the price tag or the premium image associated with it...but man..its one phone that can get u nearly laid.
also
i asked one girl who was having look at x1 ..'dont u like iphone' ..she said 'iphone sucks...its a pain to type on it' .
have u guys experienced the attention X1 gets u ?
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Maybe there is more nerdy girls in Singapore. I haven't seen any girl get impressed by a phone since Razr. No one cares anymore.
Anyhow, the fish panel may work
people like my phone, girls too but dont think its going to get u anywhere lol.
(have not tried as my girlfriend will not be too impressed)
I've made a scientific test 'bout chicks and panels against placebo (Iphone or Nokia N95)
Here are my results:
They love to touch the SEX1 when:
- scrolling thru the horizontal ("poker" style) panel interface
- feeding the fishes
p < 0.01
TIP 1: giude them with your hand, they just love to be guided
TIP 2: open the keyboard; sort of "extending" stuff drives them nuts
TIP 3: feel confident, you are they kind of lucky guy who owns this piece of bleeding edge sh+t
TIP 4: combine the proximity opportunity with a great perfume
After you get their attention, it's up to your lover's skills
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errr...
Did I write that ??
ehem...
haha!
you guys rock! I had the RAZR 2 weeks before it was released in germany, that was really a way to get to know cute ladies.
Atm I still got problems to customise my homescreen, I´m switching ROM every week, but when I figured out what fits me, I definitely will hunt for chicks with it.
Hmmm...I tried but always just get a bunch of technic-interested guys around me when I pull out the phone -only a few girls outthere are interested in pocket pcs
Works better when I tell the girls about my hardware
Flirty thread. lol
A lot of virgin guys in this thread LMFAO .
"hides quickly"
Lol
Doesn't seem to work, I'm walking through London today with a Trilby hat a black double breasted coat with the collar up detective style, pull out my xperia and stylus and some chick thinks i'v come to evict her or something.
P.S. Back when my iPhone was new, a couple years ago, that got loooooads of attention form the ladies, back when i was spoken for. Nothing so far from the Xperia. Alas, guys like me don't need gadgets to entice the ladies ;P
Oh the irony, using the panel's fish to... "fish".
Rite^ ..maybe u shud not pull out the stylus.
Uhh.. only thing that happened was this girl with us one night said "ooh you have touchscreen like me, can i see?"
Yeh
Nocturnal310 said:
Rite^ ..maybe u shud not pull out the stylus.
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Yeh maybe I could get done for public indecency, especially with the whole shifty collar/hat look, and then pulling out a stylus
Who needs the ladies when you have your Xperia
I want everyone to know that I'm happily married and not looking to flirt with women!
Now that's out of the way, I've found the phone does attract a certain amount of attention. I've been asked 2-3 times by ladies in the last couple of weeks about my phone. Once I slide the keyboard out, that's it, they're hooked!
I put it down to the phone saying "I have class" in an understated way.
Haha just for comic relief i wanted to start this thread :d
anyone else having huge problems with this phone when being drunk?
I accidently dropped the phone last thursday. I was in a club and my back cover flew off! Haha
I thought about this topic too, but I can't answer this question yet...
With my old D750 I was able to call any contact I wanted - at all time. Actually without dropping the phone or dial a wrong number
I don't know how, but I've managed it
You missed a few options:
"No, its just as hard to use SOBER never mind drunk!"
"Yes, but no harder than any other phone.".
Alex Atkin UK said:
You missed a few options:
"No, its just as hard to use SOBER never mind drunk!"
"Yes, but no harder than any other phone.".
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Ah yes, i don't think there is a way to edit the poll though Are these options true for you? I think it's pretty easy when sober but my other phones were much easier when leaning against the wall of a bar and trying to text message with double vision lol
ahhahah when i'm really drunk i can't use my phone but i can't walk on my feet too
Just think, it's a new selling point>
X1 may save your relationship.. NO more embarrasing drunk calls!
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Just think, it's a new selling point>
X1 may save your relationship.. NO more embarrasing drunk calls!
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hhahahaah
hehe, ever i not drunk now, still have chances to miss click with finger, lol
Well... maybe its better to not call when being drunk, so that you wont call people sleeping innocent at 4/5 in the morning.. i had that on my p990i the next morning i saw that i called 5 numers but that was much like 341426 and that number doesnt exists ..
i wouldnt risk damaging it lol...so i use my old w580i when i go out. But if i were drunk in the house with my x1 i'd probably say it was harder than some other phones simply cause of the touchscreen.
Maybe this is an idea for a new panel, one that is very easy to use when you are drunk and has taxis and kebab shops on speed dial, lol
Nice thread
I find the phone fine on most occasions, but like someone said a while back, never buy this phone for your girlfriend/mother/grandmother (unless they're relatively geeky and have a bit more patience than your average, erm, trying not to dig myself a hole here, but you get what I mean).
It's not the most intuitive phone to use, but when setup properly with a nice GUI it can be easier to use. It's just that with basic WM you have to be quite accurate with the stylus/finger. And as we all know, accuracy goes out of the window when you're drunk...
markoc84 said:
Maybe this is an idea for a new panel, one that is very easy to use when you are drunk and has taxis and kebab shops on speed dial, lol
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That's a hilarious yet brilliant idea And clubs and foodstands/kebab shops pointed out on google maps
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That's a hilarious yet brilliant idea And clubs and foodstands/kebab shops pointed out on google maps
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Hehe, i would pay for that
OK....so you guys wont believe this.....
I live in NewYork....(flushing) to be precise...which is an area dominant by chinese people....
so I took the subway.....and it was jam packed.....
but thats not it.....
about like a metre away from me I saw a chinese dude with a huge ass phone in his hand....i was kinda curious to know what phone it was untill he flipped it over to do something and I saw....the HD2 buttons.....and thot.....no big deal...i have a HD2 too.....
BUT TO MY SURPRISE !!
I SAW WP7 running on his phone.......he had the Zune music player on it....
NOW i know a lot of you guys will be like....ohhh it might have been a theme or an add on !!
but ! NO
he pressed the start button and it had the same transition.....he even pressed the VOlume UP button and I saw the Notification feature on top of the screen in WP7.....
I so wanted to talk to him about it...but the train was packed and the dude left at the next stop....
now I want to know what you guys think about this ???
i think its bs
This thread is pretty useless without pictures or even the standard blurry/shakey video. It's just going to start more rumours and threads like I know a friend who knows a guy who saw a guy eating lunch who apparently works for HTC and he and a prototype HD2 running WP7.
I saw the Loch Ness monster the other night. He asked me for tree fiddy.
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I saw the Loch Ness monster the other night. He asked me for tree fiddy.
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That has to be one of the top ten episodes in my book! Thanked you just for the chuckle!! Can I have tree fiddy!
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Can I have tree fiddy!
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I ain't giving you no tree fiddy you goddamn Loch Ness monster! Get your own goddamn money!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8iHPC-dGKY
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I saw the Loch Ness monster the other night. He asked me for tree fiddy.
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And you didn't feed him?!
Ow, the next time you meet him take a picture, I will like to see it
dude....i had no time to even turn on d cam and snap a picture....that too in a jam packed train....what else could i have done....all of you can say its BS...doesnt make a diff to me....
this thread can be closed too....no worries....i just stated what I saw....thats it !!
H3ALY said:
This thread is pretty useless without pictures or even the standard blurry/shakey video. It's just going to start more rumours and threads like I know a friend who knows a guy who saw a guy eating lunch who apparently works for HTC and he and a prototype HD2 running WP7.
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if you ever are in a position like I was today...you would come to know...how tough it is to take your camera out and snap a pic or a video with like 50 people around u in a jam packed subway car !! come to NewYOrk once and I will make u experience this !!
Seems like every chinese person around the globe is running WP7 perfectly on their HD2....except the fine folks here at XDA.
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Seems like every chinese person around the globe is running WP7 perfectly on their HD2....except the fine folks here at XDA.
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thanks a lot...this is what I was trying to say...at least some one here got me !!
haha~u sure?maybe he is come from DFT team.haha~~
backlashsid said:
if you ever are in a position like I was today...you would come to know...how tough it is to take your camera out and snap a pic or a video with like 50 people around u in a jam packed subway car !! come to NewYOrk once and I will make u experience this !!
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But the dude you saw managed to take his HD2 out and fiddled around with it.
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But the dude you saw managed to take his HD2 out and fiddled around with it.
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he just had his phone out the same way i was...and i was able to see his phone in the door window reflection !! now if your trying to be funny/sarcastic....thumbs up !!
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he just had his phone out the same way i was...and i was able to see his phone in the door window reflection !! now if your trying to be funny/sarcastic....thumbs up !!
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I was just joking. I thought that he might had his phone in his hand all the time.
I believe him why he should lie in first place, but most probably it was an HD7.!
lude219 said:
Seems like every chinese person around the globe is running WP7 perfectly on their HD2....except the fine folks here at XDA.
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+1 on this one i don't think he got it
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I believe him why he should lie in first place, but most probably it was an HD7.!
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no DUde it was not !! thats y i said.....i saw d 5HD2 buttons below...trust me if it was a HD7 no point for me writing this !!!
Any HSPL or tutorials around here for how can one become chinese??!!!
I found this video on you tube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnpmKRFahx4